[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

How do you know this?

Clark was stunned by the question.

"How... did you know? Superman... and Frye told me!" Clark thought quickly, but his tone couldn't help being a little nervous. He glanced at Frye, and gave him a "help" and "don't blame me ", and decisively pulled Frye into the water.

"Yes! Both the clown virus and the Dionysus factor are curses put into the world by hell. The purpose is to create chaos and corruption. This is the favorite activity of hell and demons. Although this matter is a secret, some powerful figures on the magic side You know, the great magician Zatanna, and her ex-boyfriend, Hell Detective Constantine, who often deal with hell demons, know."

Frye pushed his glasses, and decisively dragged his friend Zatanna and his scumbag Constantine into the water.

With these two evidences, Batman should believe in the clown virus and the Dionysian factor, but he will also doubt his and Clark's identities more, right?Pipik, you wish you luck~!

"Zatana? Constantine?" Batman looked at Fry suspiciously.

He was silent for a long time, his face was expressionless, and his eyes were condensed, making it impossible to guess whether he believed it or not.

In fact, at this time Batman is having a heated debate in his heart——

Batman: Clark is nervous, why nervous?Lying or hiding something?

Bruce: Anyone gets nervous being questioned by the dreaded Batman!

Batman: Zatanna and Constantine are both well-known characters on the magical side, and they know that hell and damnation are likely.But who is Fry?

Bruce: What happened to Fry?He had known Clark more than ten years ago, and he had always kept himself safe, so he should be trustworthy.

Batman: That's it!A person who has lived in the world of ordinary people for more than ten years suddenly appears as a magician. He also knows Zatanna and Constantine. He is very mysterious and powerful. He also has a strange memory erasure magic. suspicious!

Bruce: There are many people who are powerful but like to hide from the world.

Batman: But such a character, why should he follow Clark?

Bruce: They've known each other for years, and it's understandable for Frye to say he's supporting a family and helping his friend manage his business while making money.

Batman: But the people around Clark are too powerful!Frye is a magician, Raymond is a person with special abilities, and some weird residents in his manor, it seems that it is not that simple.

Bruce: Clark is good enough, and it's normal to know some good people.

Batman: No!A scientist with a simple background should not be surrounded by magicians and superpowers. He even became friends with the "solitary" Superman!Birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. What is Clark's identity?What secret does he have?

Bruce: No matter who is around Clark, Clark himself is gentle, kind, righteous, and trustworthy. I (we) should not doubt him.

Batman: Stop Love Brains!Personal feelings should not interfere with rational thinking, and whether you like Clark or not, you cannot turn a blind eye to his secrets.

Bruce: Just because you like him, you should trust him more, right?

Batman: It's not a question of belief!Instead, more information should be obtained and various filing questions should be prepared.If Clark has a special status, it means he will be in special trouble.If something happens, you can't take action without knowing anything.Therefore, just because I like Clark and want to protect him well, we (we) should know Clark as much as possible.

Bruce: ... makes sense.

……

At this time, Batman, who was thinking about something, suddenly moved, and his eyes looked at Clark with a sense of oppression.

This is the look of the interrogator!Clark felt a chill run up his back.

"You're just an ordinary person. As a powerful magician, why did Fry tell you this secret? As for Superman, why didn't he tell me, the guardian of Gotham, if he knew about it? Could it be that he wants to meddle in his brother secretly?" Is it about Tan?"

Batman's voice was low and hoarse, half questioning, half annoyed.

In fact, Batman still has a question that belongs to Bruce: Superman even told you such a secret, how close is the relationship between you and Superman?Really just supporters, friends, no ambiguous relationship?

Clark blinked dumbly.

Oh, and he found two big things: one, he got Superman in trouble, and two, it was the first time he'd heard Batman talk so much at once!

"The background information of everyone in your house is clean and perfect, there is nothing suspicious, but since Fry and Raymond among them are so different, what is so special about the others? Who are they? What are you? Man? What secret are you keeping from me?"

Batman looked at Clark questioningly, as if trying to see into his soul.

Clark was covered in white sweat by Batman, he exhaled lightly, and decided to turn defense into offense.

He suddenly walked up to Batman, brushed his fingers across the other's mask, and said with a smile: "Why? You pay so much attention to me? You also investigate the people around me? You make me feel familiar, are you..."

Batman took a step back, avoiding Clark's hand trying to lift his mask, his lips pursed, tense.

He didn't want Clark to find out who he was under the mask, and he wasn't ready for Clark to know that Bruce was Batman.

Bruce is an ordinary person and the prince of Gotham. Although he is frivolous, he is in the light, but Batman is violent, dark, and in the quagmire. He doesn't know what Clark thinks of Batman, and he doesn't know whether Clark should have a relationship with such a Batman. relationship.

Clark was very satisfied to see that Batman lost the aggression of the interrogator just now, and instead became nervous because his identity might be exposed.

So he went on to say, "Could it be that you are...my crush?"

After speaking, Clark couldn't help laughing, obviously just joking.

But Batman froze, his pupils shrank suddenly.

"Don't talk nonsense." Batman gritted his teeth and said, looking at Clark's smile, he laughed at himself that he almost messed up because of the other party's joke.

"..." Frye who was watching.

Hey, Pipik is flirting again, and he only flirts without marrying, attracting a group of people without knowing it, and even thinking he is "straight", tsk tsk!

Seeing that Batman seemed to be angry, Clark immediately collapsed on a chair beside him, showing (causing) the enemy (coquettish) to (sell) weak (miserable): "Ah, my wrist hurts, I feel weak all over, dizzy and my legs are weak."

Clark rolled up his sleeves, revealing his wrists that had been tied up with ropes: "It's purple and swollen."

Batman frowned slightly.

"The clown has been threatening me just now, and forced me to play a game of choice with him with a gun." Clark blinked and said pitifully.

Batman gave the Joker a sharp look, and the Joker couldn't argue.

"Hey, I haven't taken the bomb off my body yet, I'm afraid." After Clark finished speaking, he felt sick for a while.This kind of method of showing weakness, acting like a baby and disgusting people, which hurts one thousand and eight hundred, should not be used in the future.

Batman's heart trembled, and the roots of his ears were slightly red.

"..." Frye.

Batman sighed, stepped forward and began to defuse the bomb on Clark.

Forget it, Clark doesn't want to say it, and he can't force the other party, so let's investigate secretly later.

Looking at Batman who was serious about dismantling the bomb, Clark also heaved a sigh of relief.

But he knew that this was only temporary, and once Batman began to suspect, he would not give up until he found out.

He should be ready... What kind of script should he prepare?

Perhaps, he came from a magical family, his parents were killed, and his brother Fry left him as a baby on the Kent farm.Many years later, Frye completed his revenge and came to meet him. Seeing that he was living happily in Kent's house, he also stayed, and the people living in his manor were all friends and subordinates of his biological parents...

Or, he is the heir of a mysterious organization, surrounded by all kinds of outstanding talents in the organization, who secretly help him rule the world, bah, save the world!

Or, he is a cyber hacker who accidentally joins a group of big bosses made up of all kinds of talented people on the Internet.Later, when he made money, he invited the big guys to live in his home.

or……

Or, just tell him the truth?

Or not, that would be too boring.He also wants to know who can be the first to discover his true identity, hehe (smirking)!

******

"Batman, what's going on here?" Commissioner Gordon arrived.

Batman told Gordon what had happened, and after Gordon heard it, he immediately arranged for his men to start the rescue.

Afterwards, Gordon looked curiously at the clown wrapped in the "water film" (isolated prison), jumping and roaring, but unable to do anything, and they couldn't hear the clown's malicious words and crazy laughter.

Suddenly, it felt like the whole world was quiet!

Take a closer look, this funny scene, which seems to be acting in a mime, really fits the title of "clown"!

He stepped forward and enthusiastically shook Clark's hand: "Thank you for your help, your invention is really great!"

Clark smiled: "It should."

Seeing Gordon, he couldn't help but think of the "great achievements" of the clown in other worlds:

Shot Batwoman Barbara Gordon's lumbar spine, paralyzed her lower limbs, killed Gordon's wife, praised the other party when Gordon shot and shattered his knee, made the other party self-doubt and resigned as director ( As Batman's supporter in the police station, Gordon suffered too much pain that he shouldn't have to bear); beat and killed the second-generation Robin Jason Todd; killed Catwoman; used the ultimate laughing gas to dry the entire Justice League; designing Superman to kill his pregnant wife, causing Superman to blacken...

"What's this?" Gordon found a box with an "Emerald" dragon in it.

Oh, his kryptonite!Thank you, Director Gordon, this is the legendary mutual help!

"Mine, thank you." Clark reached out to take the kryptonite, but a "black hand" inserted it halfway and intercepted it.

Clark: "..."

"Hey, as a technical supporter of Superman, it's better for me to keep this." Clark held the other's wrist.

Batman looks at Clark's hand on his wrist.

Clark was cowardly and let go of the other party: "...Okay, you put it away."

Well, Batman will have kryptonite sooner or later anyway, and kryptonite is better in the hands of Batman than in the hands of the villains.

Batman nodded.

Bruce in his heart was a little bit regretful and a little bit happy: Clark dared to tease Batman, dared to shake Batman's hand, did it mean that he didn't hate Batman?Clark can easily give up the kryptonite that can hurt Superman. Does it mean that he doesn't like Superman?

"Cough, kryptonite has radiation. Although ordinary people don't react in a short time, it is still harmful. Take care to protect yourself." Clark couldn't help reminding.

"Thank you for your concern." Batman hooked the corner of his mouth.

Clark:! ! !Did Batman just laugh?Although the corners of his mouth were only slightly upturned, but to Batman, this is a smile, right?

"..." Gordon and Frye, who were onlookers all the time, looked at each other and immediately felt sorry for each other.

Gordon had never seen Batman let anyone approach him, let alone touch him, hold his wrist!And that flashing smile, I couldn't see it!

He heard A Fu say that Bruce was infatuated with someone before, but he didn't expect it to be true.And he was so fascinated that even Batman's ruthlessness couldn't suppress his fiery heart!Tut tut!

……

"Here is up to you." Batman nodded to Gordon, ready to jump out of the window and leave.

"Goodbye, Mr. Batman." Clark smiled and waved at Batman, and then retracted weakly. He had just been in close contact with kryptonite, which made him feel a little uncomfortable, and his false weakness became real weakness.

Batman turned his head, dazed by Clark's smile, but the other party's weak demeanor and slightly pale face moved his heart.

In the stunned expression of everyone, Batman came back and hugged the weak Clark.

Clark, who was hugged by Princess Batman, was stunned: What's going on?

Clark remembered that last night when he hugged Batman as a princess as a superman, the other person's face was cold and smelly. He laughed inwardly for a long time, and shared it with Joe as a Batman embarrassment.

As a result, is this considered a retaliation (hug) or a retaliation (hug) now?

Clark looked at Batman suspiciously: "Hey, Mr. Batman, what are you doing?"

"..." Batman.

He... don't know, he's broken.Maybe... it's just that he looked at the weak Clark and did it subconsciously.

"My sponsor, please let me help him take his friend to a safe place." Batman explained bluntly, but since he had already hugged him, there was no need to let him go, so he hugged Clark like this and "jumped out of the window." "Are.

The two fell rapidly, and in mid-air, the bat wings on Batman's back spread out, and the two glide in the air.

Batman looked at Clark huddled in his arms with his eyes closed, and an inexplicable emotion surged in his heart, as if there were soft feathers and bubbles popping out of his heart.

He controlled the hang glider carefully, making the glide softer.

Falling extremely fast, normal people would scream, but Clark felt that he couldn't learn that kind of terrified scream, so he decisively pretended to be afraid, and got into Batman's arms to seek a sense of security.

What Clark didn't expect was that Batman's hang glider was very stable. The feeling of not flying by himself and relying entirely on others is not too bad.

It's just... This direction seems to be the direction to Wayne Manor?

"It's time for me to go back to Metropolis, my car is still parked by the bridge." Clark said to Batman.

"..." Batman.

Inner Bruce: No, you went back early because of Arkham's escape, but now that the matter is settled, you should continue to be a guest at Wayne Manor as planned!

"Batman?" Seeing that Batman didn't speak, Clark struggled a bit.

"Don't move around, it's dangerous." Batman held Clark down and looked at him with Batman's disapproving eyes.

"But we're getting further and further away from the bridge," Clark said, looking Batman in the eye.So, if you don't want me to move around, just do as I say!

"..." Batman avoided the opponent's sight.

"I'm going back to the Mets," Clark insisted. "I've got a lot of work to do."

The upgrade of the protective ball, the follow-up of Tutu Jun 1's bounty mission, and the press conference of this attack all require him to come forward.

"My sponsor, Bruce Wayne, please let me take you back to Wayne Manor. You can discuss with Wayne whether you stay in Gotham or go back to Metropolis." Batman opened his eyes and spoke nonsense, calmly as if Not just Bruce.

"..." Clark.

Oh, does this count as "kidnapping"?

******

Batman put Clark at the gate of Wayne Manor, and quickly evacuated without seeing Clark's expression.

After a while, Bruce appeared.With a worried expression on his face, he gave Clark, who had a bad expression, a warm hug: "It's great that you're fine, but unfortunately I can't do anything but worry, I'm so worried!"

"..." Clark.

No, you've done a lot today!