[Comprehensive British and American] Clark always wanted to quit the part-time job of "Superman

When Batman tracked down the clown and the scarecrow who had escaped from Arkham, he immediately discovered the scarecrow hiding in an abandoned chemical factory.But he found it so easily that he wondered if the Scarecrow had lured him there on purpose.

The Scarecrow improved the fear gas again, and Batman, who had taken the antidote in advance, was still hit. However, with his strong willpower, Batman quickly broke free from the eternal nightmare and subdued the Scarecrow again.

"Batman?" A man broke into the chemical plant.

"Wizard?" Batman squinted at Frye and the wand in his hand.

Frye nodded, not too concerned about people knowing his identity as a magician: "I am Zatanna's friend, Zatanna is an excellent magician, she once told me that you are her trusted friend .”

Batman looked at Frye inquiringly: "Magician, why are you following Clark Kent?"

Frye smiled: "Mr. Batman, magicians also need to earn money to support their families. And Clark is also my friend, I'm here to find him."

Although he didn't know what Clark was doing, he went to see the clown as an ordinary person?hehe!When I go back, I must write a [-]-word review!

At this time, Commissioner Gordon also arrived with the Gotham police.

The hiding place was found by three waves of people in a row, which shows how deliberate the traces left by the Scarecrow are.

What the hell is the clown up to?It must be something bad.

Batman shook his head, threw the scarecrow to Gordon, and was about to leave.

Fry suddenly swung his wand at the Scarecrow.

"What do you want to do?" Batman looked at Frye coldly, he didn't allow any outsiders to perform unauthorized acts in his Gotham.

"Don't worry, I have no intention of challenging your principle of not killing, and I respect your insistence, but wouldn't it be bad to just throw this dangerous lunatic back to Arkham, and he will come out to hurt people next time? So I want to add insurance."

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"I know a kind of memory clearing magic, which can target specific memories of a person. If all the scarecrow's memories about the fear gas are cleared, then even if the scarecrow escapes from prison again, he is just a poor lunatic who can't deserve the fear gas."

As for this poor and hated lunatic, whether he will be killed by the enemy without the power to fight back is not his concern!

After listening to Frye's words, Batman was silent for a moment, then turned and left.

If it is not blocked, it is the default.

Frye looked at the scarecrow and showed a very "kind" smile.

******

In the switchboard room of CK Company, Mr. No. 1 Tutu found that the creator Clark had lost contact.After satellite locking and monitoring the footage, it came to the conclusion that the creator needed support, and it acted immediately.

It posted a huge reward task on Tutu Intranet.

Moreover, all participants in the mission will have the most basic participation award, and all equipment damaged during the mission will be repaired and upgraded for free.

This is the first official group event for CK fans, and it is also the first time they have received emergency rescue and huge reward missions!

Tutu.com exploded, and so did Mr. Tutu’s masters, especially Gotham people near Gotham.

Ever since the CK fans in Gotham violated the rules and interfered with the superhero mission, she/they and their little angels wrote a review and were banned again. A joke that has been ridiculed for a long time.Now, I finally have the opportunity to atone for my crimes and prove myself!

Gotham's inner OS: Hehe, superhero fans in other cities don't feel back pain while standing and talking!Your superheroes will interact with you, take photos with you, and even smile at you!You can fuck your superheroes in a fair way.But what about us Gothamites?Woohoo, Batman can't even see it, hey!We are miserable!Why is it so difficult for Gotham people to get a hero?

******

So, when Batman was looking for the Joker, he discovered a huge three-dimensional arrow made of bees.

Batman was silent for a while, and then followed the arrow and rushed over without forgetting to say "No shooting at all".

Arriving at a high-end club, Batman saw a group of gangsters fighting with bees and little angels.

In a critical moment, Mr. Bee can use the tail needle to release the current.As a result, the gangsters who were besieged by the swarm of bees heard the sound of "sizzling" electricity and the smell of burnt meat from time to time.

And a large group of little angels, under the blessing of the masters, became masters of anti-wolf, all kinds of chili water, pepper, anti-wolf spray, etc. greeted everyone.As a result, the gangsters surrounded by the cherubs wailed like ghosts and wolves for a while.

There are also many little angels with unique attributes: a team of nurse little angels are carrying huge syringes, and they don’t know what kind of injections they gave those gangsters’ buttocks. A team of Royal Sister Angels stepped on the miniature hate sky high and kicked down, making all the recruits cover their eyes or cover their chrysanthemums and howl; a team of Funeral Love Angels carried scissors and maces, one One shaves their heads and beautifies them...

This is the victory of the "human" sea tactics!And... the people of Gotham are really cruel.

"..." Batman.

"..." Frye who arrived afterward.

Clark's invention really can mobilize people's subjective initiative!

So, under the guidance of Mr. Bee and the little angel, Batman arrived at the top floor unimpeded, which is the floor of the auction and reception hall where the clown and Clark were located.

There are jammers on the top floor, Mr. Bee and Little Angel can't continue to approach, so they can only show Batman the way.

******

"Hee, the idiot downstairs can't even deal with your little toys, so he can only be an outcast~, hee hee."

The gangsters around the clown rushed over when they noticed the commotion, but were wiped out by a swarm of bees and dolls.

The clown pulled the laughing Clark away from the crowd, pulled him to his side alone, and asked as if chatting with a friend: "They are too useless, don't you think, cute Clark? Ah, you are really suitable for this smile ~, hee hee .”

"Hahaha, I don't think so." Clark rubbed his cheeks sore from laughing, he was about to laugh out loud, his stomach hurts!

"Hey, are you still sane? You really are different from those trash, I like you more and more~!" The clown became happy, and found another toy. He really wanted someone to destroy it and make him like himself Crazy~!

But nothing is as fun as a little bat!His cutest little bat is coming soon~!Hee hee hee ha ha ha.

Clark rubbed his stomach and cheeks, secretly observing the position of the signal jamming device.

"Hahaha, Superman appeared in Gotham before, are you afraid that Superman will come and kill you? Hahaha." Clark wiped away the tears from his laughter, and asked provocatively and tentatively.

The clown smiled and turned around, happily dragged out a box, opened the box, and there was a huge emerald dragon, AKA a big piece of kryptonite!

Clark felt his legs were weak, but fortunately he had already collapsed with laughter before, and he didn't see any reaction.

However, it seems that his acting skills in pretending not to be afraid of kryptonite have been seen through.

Who found it?And who passed it on?Such a person who is so persistent in trying to make things difficult for Superman... Clark understands who it is.

"Hee hee, this thing is the reason why I chose this auction as an amusement park~! Hee, I hope Superman likes this gift~. Although Superman is much less interesting than a little bat, it can also be used as an appetizer, hee hee. If Come with the little bat and Superman, this game will be more interesting~! Hee hee hee!"

The clown holds his heart in both hands like a girl, coupled with his pale face and scarlet smile, it is very inconsistent.

******

When Batman arrived, he saw Clark laughing beside the Joker.

He couldn't help but froze.

Clown laughing gas is a kind of neurotoxin, which not only makes people lose control of expressions, but also damages people's spirit. People with weak willpower may even become puppets of clowns under the effect of laughing gas.

It's his fault, he shouldn't have Clark in Gotham...

"Clark, are you okay?" Fry asked.

"Do you think I'm okay? Hahaha!" Clark clutched his sore cheeks: "I'm going to die laughing!"

Frye breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that Clark is faking it, and it's completely fine.

Although Batman didn't know that Clark was faking it, seeing that he was conscious, he also let go of his clenched fist.

The clown put the gun on Clark's head: "Don't move around, or your friend's head will explode, hehe."

"Hee hee, little bat, let's play a game~, I planted a bomb among these people and a hospital in Gotham, choose, do you want me to blow up here or the hospital?"

"..." Batman.

calm!The communicator is on, Penny will investigate soon, and Gordon will check the hospitals one by one and evacuate the crowd... He just needs to delay time and wait patiently.Or... find the opportunity to kill the clown first!

"Hee hee, you can't violently destroy the game, that's not fun~!" The clown saw Batman's plan and shook his finger: "If you break the rules of the game, I will blow up this place and the hospital, hee hee. "

……

The clown waited for a while, seeing that Batman still hadn't made a choice, he suddenly felt bored, he grinned and showed a sinister smile.

"Huh? Can't choose? Hee hee, well, since the little bat often plays with me, let's play a simple one~, hee hee hee."

The clown pointed to Clark: "One person."

The clown pointed to the person who was tied up on the other side of the room: "And people in the same room."

"In the middle of the crowd and on the cute Clark, I have bombs. Choose! Which side do you want me to blow up? Hee hee hee~"

"..." Batman clenched his fist again.

It's not easy at all!He will not choose!Whether it's the citizens of Gotham that Batman wants to protect, or Clark, whom Bruce likes, he will protect them!

He just needs an opportunity.

Maybe launch tranquilizer darts?Smoke darts?But the clown knows his tricks. Once he makes a move, he is likely to be seen through and trick the opponent into pressing the button.

"Hee hee, I hate waiting, the 1 minute countdown starts, hurry up and choose~"

At this time, Frye suddenly threw a spell at the clown, knocking off the control button in his hand.Clark kicked and Batman caught it and crushed it.The three cooperated very well.

"Are you pretending?" The clown looked at Clark, who was not smiling, unhappily.

"Oh, come to Gotham, you must prepare a 'anti-Gotham villain gift package'!" Clark pointed to his nose: "For example, a built-in air purifier."

Batman suddenly relaxed a lot. He was too worried before, how could he forget that Clark is a very powerful person!

The clown smiled for a while, then took out another button from his pocket and said, "Hee hee, have you forgotten that I have three buttons?"

Just when he was about to press it, Batman shouted: "I choose!"

Seeing that Batman was willing to play with him, the clown really stopped.

However, in the next second, he was hit in the stomach by Batman's fist, and the control button in his hand was also taken away by the opponent.

Batman finished the unfinished sentence: "I choose... to beat you up!"

"Hee hee, little bat, you lied to me? I'm so sad~, don't you love old friends when you meet new friends? Hee hee, my heart hurts~!" The clown nimbly dodged Batman's attack, while mourning and holding his heart.

"..." Batman frowned.

The clown knows his identity? !This is not good!

While the Joker may not reveal his identity in order to continue "playing games" with himself, he will hurt his friends!Just like it was with Clark today!

He thought that he could protect Clark well, that as long as he was careful, he could not drag him into the quagmire of Gotham, but... the clown is too dangerous, he is very good at destroying a person's belief!His madness is hard to guard against!

The Joker has always wanted him to murder and degenerate, to become as crazy as he is.

The principle of not killing is the last spider thread left for him to maintain his sanity when he is in the dark and evil quagmire.If this is broken with the spider thread, he will completely become a criminal, sink into darkness, and fall into the abyss.Just like the Joker wanted.

"Hee hee, this last controller, who do you think controls the bomb? Your friend's? This room's? Or that hospital? Hee hee, little bat, which one do you want it to be? What?" When the clown escaped far enough from everyone, he shook the remote control button in his hand, and his scarlet smile was extraordinarily cruel.

He wasn't going to give the little Bat any more time, as long as he pressed it, no matter who died, the little Batman would be very painful, right?Hee hee hee!

Batman's dart arrives, one step too late, and the Joker presses the button.

However, it did not explode.

Could it be a hospital?

Batman immediately contacts Penny One and learns that there is no hospital explosion in Gotham.

"Sorry, your button is useless." Clark found the hidden jammer, adjusted the target, and made the clown's remote control button invalid.

"..." The clown was unhappy.

"Forget it, it's boring, today's game is over, send me back." The clown raised his hands, looking like he was going to catch him.

To him, Arkham Asylum had never been a cage, it had never been a place for him.But when he had had enough fun and was tired of staying outside, he would go back to take a rest, and at the same time he could laugh at the other colleagues, the group of lunatics in Arkham who were far worse than himself and the little bat.

Enraged by the Joker's casualness, Batman punched the Joker hard, handcuffed him, and prepared to escort him back to Arkham.

When he was about to go back, he asked Wayne Enterprises to invest money in Arkham again, hoping that the enhanced protection would keep the Joker out.

"Wait, I have a gift for the clown~!" Clark said with a smile, "Reciprocity!"

"Hee hee, what do you want to do?" The clown became interested.

To kill him?Or beat him to vent his anger?Hee hee hee, hatred is the easiest way to change a person.

Batman frowned, momentarily hesitating whether to stop him, and finally he decided to trust Clark.

"Send you an isolation prison, please sign for it!" Clark put the isolation handcuffs on the clown's hands, and the clown was immediately wrapped tightly in a watery membrane.

Afterwards, the Joker said something in the film, but they couldn't hear it.

"Prevent his words from bewitching others." Clark smiled.

The clown wanted to leave the water film, but found that no matter how he moved or wherever he went, the water film was firmly wrapped around his body.

"Isolate the prison with me, so I don't have to worry about him escaping again!"

The clown tried to attack Clark, but found that his hands and feet were subjected to a flexible resistance, and the strength had been removed before hurting others.

"Prevent clowns from hurting others."

……

"The clown has the clown virus and the Dionysus factor, both from hell. Such a dangerous virus naturally needs the most complete isolation! After all, it is everyone's responsibility to isolate the virus!"

"How do you know this?" Batman asked sharply.

Clark: "..."