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This is obviously a press conference that shattered the dreams of countless Randall fans and CP fans——

I didn't expect Randall's integrity to be so worthless!

In the past, the media in England were shameless and unscrupulous. They directly speculated on CP in the football world and played a lot of inventory. The whole World Cup in Germany was filled with pink...

If it wasn't for the fact that the players have girlfriends and family members to watch the game, and there are still a lot of photos of double-entry couples to take, I don't know how many fans have to doubt the sexual orientation of their male gods.

It's okay for the media to play, but Randall himself publicly discussed his love with Alan Smith, Rooney, Ronaldo, Owen and Kaka?

Among these few, except for Alan Smith who has no cards and did not come to the World Cup, the others are all in Germany!

The reporters in England were instantly shocked. Someone looked at Ferguson and noticed that the corner of the old man's mouth moved slightly. The reporter couldn't help it, and raised his hand and said: "Sir, you heard Randall say that he is more like Alan Smith and Rooney, What do you think about it?"

Ferguson would have enjoyed watching the play.

That's right, the old man doesn't worry about Randall's sexual orientation, even if Randall is bent into a paper clip, as long as he can hold the Hercules Cup.

Now this guy is the darling of the Great Empire, what's the big deal about him making a joke?

So when the old man saw the reporter who was causing trouble for him, he said coldly, "Everyone loves Randall, don't they? I love him too. Is there a problem?"

Randall's heart is in full bloom at the moment!

la la la!

The old man really loves me!

Ferguson was very domineering in front of him, but as soon as he walked out the back door of the news hall, he raised his hand and slapped Randall's troubled head again.

Let you make trouble!

Randall said aggrievedly: "Don't blame me, Kaka bullied me! Your most beloved disciple has been bullied, so you have to fight back?"

Ferguson thought of this guy who had had an awkward fight with Owen before, and in the end he was so unpromising that Owen could coax him with a bar of chocolate. He didn't bother to talk to him, snorted, and walked away.

Terry took a subtle look at Randall and warned him: "Randall, if someone writes about Frank (Lampard) and me again this time, and posts those weird photos, I'll kill you." Break the news!"

Randall smiled directly at his warning, and he immediately gossiped: "Oh? Weird photos? What kind of? Have I seen it? Is it the version of invisible people circulating in your locker room? "

England vice-captain: "..."

He wants to punch this guy!But...can't beat QAQ!

An iron-blooded tough guy like Terry can only endure this grievance forcibly at this moment!

Ferguson left with his new heartthrob student whom he called "everyone's favorite", but the reporters started a carnival feast!

It was late at night in Germany at 11 o'clock, but the reporters worked overtime and stayed up late to catch up on the draft, trying to make the big news and battle reports made by Randall himself flood the eyes of the fans tomorrow.

As we all know, Cristiano is a training maniac who goes to bed early and gets up early, studies hard.

So he went to bed after watching the England-Mexico game, too lazy to watch how the media blew a certain curly hair to the sky after the game.

This also led to him waking up to find that the world was fantastic and full of special colors...

Of course, as a cub who always looks at himself with the help of a filter, when he first woke up and saw his teammates or staff or even the hotel staff smiling and greeting him, he didn’t have any special thoughts— —Isn't this normal?

I'm the most favored and shining kid in Portugal, and the treatment I enjoy is no different from that of a Chinese-English mixed-race guy.

But when Figo, who had a relatively low laugh, saw him and laughed so hard that he laughed so hard that the whole team looked at him and laughed wildly, Cristiano was in a bad mood!

hair... what happened?

Did someone play a prank on him?No, he was taken aback by how handsome he was when he washed up today, so it's absolutely impossible that someone tampered with his hair, or painted something on his face.

That's what's on the clothes?

He was busy taking off his coat, and Carvalho quickly said, "Don't worry about it, you don't have anything on you, no one is playing tricks on you."

Portugal's smallest cub immediately looked at him with "please explain" all over his face.

Carvalho immediately donated his mobile phone and showed him an excerpt from the speech of a certain handsome guy last night, yes, "He is second only to Alan, Waza, Chris and Michael in his importance in my heart... "This paragraph.

Carvalho took another look, and still couldn't help laughing out loud, and what's even more frightening was that the laughter was contagious, and almost everyone was laughing.

Cristiano: "..."

Liar! !

Super liar!

Just as Cristiano wanted to explain and clean up his innocence, Pinto, the eldest brother in the team, asked with a smile: "Chris, tell me, has Randall ever dreamed of you, has he fallen in love with you? "

Now everyone laughs even louder!

Everyone is laughing!

"Chris, did Randall wake you up, prepare you snacks, and discuss vacation plans with you?"

"Will Manchester United give you a raise?"

"Does he have a heart-to-heart with you?"

Cristiano -

The youngest and most beautiful cub of the Portuguese national team exploded on the spot amidst the ridicule of the big brothers.

On this day they will play against Mexico, which is related to whether they will be the first.

For his own state, Cristiano quickly called Randall in the name of urine escape after the meal!

he!want!Xingshi asked the crime! ! !

And Randall answered it immediately, and said with great joy: "Chris, did you remember to call me because you saw me say how much I love you?"

You must know that every time Portugal wins, he sends congratulations to Cristiano. As a result, when this guy sends congratulations to him, he fully demonstrates his arrogant character-the content is always smooth and unpassionate.

Cristiano became even more angry, he gritted his teeth and said, "You! Why do you say such things!"

Randall was about to crack his mouth with laughter. Really, the reaction of the handsome Portuguese curly boy was even more exaggerated and cute than he imagined. What? Am I wrong? Alan, Waza and you are my favorites. Of course Owen and Kaka cannot compare with you!"

Cristiano wanted to hang up the phone angrily, which is exactly what he wanted to do. Just as he was about to threaten Randall not to say such misleading words in the future, Randall said: "Are you going to play Mexico? Fortunately, you played them in the group stage."

Cristiano's attention was diverted, and he asked, "Why?"

Randall told him the reason, "Because the team that eliminated them in the knockout round will be eliminated."

Cristiano: "..."

Randall laughed, and asked him with a smile: "Did you not react? I am wishing you victory. Chris, come on! I am waiting to eliminate you!"

and then?

What else? Then, of course, Cristiano hung up his phone!

England still want to knock us out?

Think about Ecuador first!

That's right, if Portugal successfully wins Mexico and advances to the knockout round, they will win another game next, and they may meet England on a narrow road.

At that time, the Manchester United derby will inevitably be staged again, and Ferguson's disciple will stage a rivalry in front of his eyes!

Cristiano's reaction was as usual, but Alan Smith, who stayed in England and worked hard to regain his form every day, showed Randall his love from the distance.

"We've been best mates and I'm very happy that he can show himself in the World Cup, in my heart he will be the best striker in England..."

Of course, Alan also had to encourage Rooney, told him not to be impatient, and at the same time blew a wave of Ferguson.

See, this is the normal routine.

Because Ferguson finally gave the players a day off-they will have 6 days to prepare for the next knockout round, so the old man was generous once.This directly led to both Rooney and Owen being interviewed by reporters when they were with their families.

How does it feel for Rooney, a tough guy, to be shown love by Randall?

Of course, they were bragging about the relationship between them proudly, and I have to mention that Randall wore a hat to let him play. The good brothers took the risk of being kicked by Ferguson because they loved him.

Anyone who sees Rooney in this video interview may be amazed-he is indeed a man who is loved!

Well, if we ignore fiancée Colin who is smiling exaggeratedly by his side.

Even Owen, who was holding his daughter, was interviewed by reporters.

feel?

Owen's reaction to being ranked behind Allan, Rooney and Cristiano was this: "Oh, I'm not surprised at all, after all, you know, Randall's favorite club is Manchester United, he likes to worship. I adore Ferguson like God, he also idolizes Scholes, I'm from Liverpool, I don't think I will be ranked behind them, in fact I don't want to be included in this list..."

Owen's answer also made her wife Louise laugh constantly, which she found extremely funny.

The responses of Alan, Rooney, Owen and others quickly spread around the world, letting the whole world know that Randall's love show has such a follow-up.

While reporting desperately, the media in these other countries felt that the English were so weird!

Isn't football the most homophobic place?

Randall first fell in love with Kaka, and now under Ferguson's nose, he staged a coquettish operation of cheating on five people at the same time. Not only do you English media not feel that something is wrong, but you are also desperately hyping it up?

That's right, the British media is so blatantly hyping up.

The response of the previous CP meme was quite good, now that there is a follow-up, how can there be no reason not to follow closely?

What?Does Randall really have a problem?

Then there must be a hammer!No hammer is a joke!And he and Kaka have never met, Owen has a wife, Rooney has a fiancée, Alan Smith and Cristiano are two big carrots, straight can't be straighter, there is a fart problem!

If there were any clues, we would have released the hammer a long time ago, so you still need to worry about us?

Yes, this is the logic of the British media.

After all, the tabloids of the "Sun" series can't find any "hammer" on Randall with a telescope, so of course they dare to speculate boldly!

However, the off-site lace is after all an off-site lace, and it is a non-traditional lace. No matter how hard the media is, it can only make the public laugh.

Well, until Brazil's pre-match press conference against Japan arrives.

The coach of the Brazilian national team, Pereira, had a normal style of painting when he was being interviewed, but when Kaka was being interviewed, everyone smiled when they saw him pull the microphone closer.

Kaka: ...

Why do I have the feeling that I am surrounded by wolves?

After getting to the point a little bit, the reporters asked Kaka to respond to some thoughts about the Japanese team, and after predicting their opponents in the knockout round, the media tore up the disguise and completely let loose!

Yes, at this moment, no matter which reporter, I just want to ask Kaka one question-"What do you think about Randall's three teammates who said they love Manchester United more, and even put Owen in front of you?"

Kaka didn't expect a reporter to ask this question. He couldn't help laughing. After laughing for a while, he stopped and seemed to think of something. , Paul, Sandro, Felipe and Carlos are cuter, I love them more than Elandal, after all, we are opponents - he challenged me and the Brazilian team, right?"

The reporters nodded frantically, as if they wanted to give him evidence.

That's right, we all proved it was the guy who fired first!

Kaka's response made the media very satisfied, very good, you have a lot of old and new friends here, and I, the prince of Milan, is also loved by thousands of people in Milan, and I am responsible for the beauty of Brazil!

Did Randall see Kaka's response?Of course I did.

Seeing another fart, can he post a Facebook update to let the world know his response?

Of course he can!

But he dare not!He didn't want to be kicked by flying boots just after becoming "everyone's favorite" in the old man's mouth!

Manchester United's ancestral abilities should be cut off as soon as possible.

And he also thinks Facebook is not easy to use.

Ferguson gave them a day off, so he spent the day with his family.

He is keen to use the hotel kitchen to make a lot of food to fill his family's stomach, and he also enjoys playing tennis with Victor. ".

Since he is a "rebellious son", do he have to complain to his old father occasionally?You have so many shares of Facebook, but their software is not easy to use, can you reflect it?

Lao Li asked the reason. His sensitivity to these things is actually very high, not inferior to young people.

Landauer logged into his account and said: "The real name system is the biggest advantage of Facebook, but you see, when I want to use a trumpet to express my feelings, it is very difficult. And not everyone wants to Being aware of my status, being peeped. I want a relaxed, free, casual way to share everything about me with my fans, but I don't need them to know who I am..."

Randall talked a lot, and Lao Li summed it up in a short sentence: the troubles of celebrities.

"Not everyone is a star. They are stars. Some people also want to get attention. I don't think Facebook is the platform that can help them realize their ambitions." Randall agreed with Lao Li's rhetoric and concluded.

"I will let people pay attention to whether there are any interesting social networking sites. You know, since Facebook has become a unicorn with a dreamy halo, there are countless imitators."

Randall said with a smile: "Not everyone can make something like this in their college dormitory. I'm just complaining."

On the second day, the tense state of preparation came again.

All players have been checked, mainly to rule out some hidden dangers that may have occurred but were not noticed.

Ferguson also continued to formulate tactics with the coaching staff on this day.

From an objective point of view, he is actually not good at leading the team to play South American teams, so Manchester United also overturned in the Toyota Cup.

If he is not experienced enough, he will have to spend more time and energy to deal with it with a more cautious attitude.

Queiroz is Portuguese and knows more about technical flow. At this time, he gave Ferguson some good advice.

"Rhythm, I think it's rhythm. We can't let the Ecuadorians control the pace of the game, give them more chances to keep the ball at their feet."

"But we have only two players with outstanding skills." Ferguson said blankly, referring to Randall and Joe Cole. He didn't wait for Queiroz to say anything, and asked everyone, "Speed? We use speed To control the rhythm?"

This proposal made Queiroz and others think about it, and after a while everyone thought it was feasible.

On this day, Randall also watched Brazil's game against Japan.

In the first two rounds, the Brazilian team, which won both games without losing a goal, has already qualified ahead of schedule. In the last round, it beat Japan 4-1. Ronaldo scored twice, tying Gerd Muller in the World Cup final A record of 14 total goals in the circle.

Kaka also performed well in this game, but compared to his personal performance, Randall thinks that Kaka should be more happy that Brazil finally behaved like the Selecao.

He also sent a text message like this, and Kaka replied frankly: "Yes, I like and enjoy this kind of game more than my personal performance."

The top [-] is coming out one after another, and the World Cup knockout round is slowly approaching in the anticipation of the fans.

But what surprised Randall was that he was actually cueed by a Brazilian player!

cue his is neither Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho, nor Kaka, but midfielder Gilberto.

The original words are as follows: "In my opinion, there is only one person in the entire England team who is worthy of playing for Brazil, and he has to sit on the bench. That player is Randall."

Randall: ? ? ?

Dude, it’s true that I like Kaka, it’s true that I like Ronaldinho, and I even like Ronaldinho, but it doesn’t mean I want to show you the water fountain for the Samba Legion!

Seeing Randall's innocent face, Terry patted him on the shoulder and had to remind him: "Aren't you the one who said you were going to fuck Brazil?"

Randall: "Oh."