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In order to promote the World Cup to the greatest extent, FIFA, like the FA, stipulates that the head coach has the obligation to be interviewed after the game, and the same is true for the players.

But there are always some players who don't like fame and are skilled. They can always run into the player channel immediately after the game, which makes the media feel embarrassed.

We won't name "certain players" here.

So when the reporters came to the press hall with the player who missed the player who scored two goals in 20 minutes and one of them was a lore, they were pleasantly surprised.

Randall!

Live Randall!Randall, who was forcibly brought by Ferguson!

Lord Ferguson is a good man!

This is the voice of the mass media at the moment.

At this moment, Ferguson's favorability in their hearts is UPUP all the way.

Randall, who appeared in front of them, had obviously gone through meditation, and the little curly hair was also meticulously scratched by pomade, revealing a smooth forehead.Once seated next to Sir Alex Ferguson, the FA's latest heartthrob was enveloped in a waterfall of silver.

Randall is also used to being treated as a heartthrob. He waited until the reporters were satisfied with the photo, and then he looked at Sir Alex, because Sir Alex had just poked him.

"Wait a minute, you will be the interpreter." Ferguson arranged.

Randall was a little bit surprised, because FIFA actually provided them with translators, but the old man wanted him to translate and he just translated.

Ferguson was slightly satisfied and hid his smile. He actually doesn't like wearing earplugs, and always finds it awkward.

After the press conference began, the reporters asked questions enthusiastically.

Because the press officer made it very clear that Ferguson was interviewed first, so whether it was the British media or the German media with the "home field" advantage, there were a lot of questions they wanted to ask Ferguson. Doyle, Irving and Ashley Cole on the bench?

In order to save face for the host, the press officer selected a reporter from the German "Kicker". This reporter had a pretty good command of English and asked questions directly in English, leaving no room for Landauer at all.

As a result, when Ferguson spoke, the audience was shocked.

"I said before the game that I respect Ecuador, I respect Germany, and I also respect Sweden, our opponent in today's game. For me, none of them are easy to play. It doesn't matter which team we play against in the knockout round .”

"But before we started this game, me and the players were all about winning. Irving didn't play because he needed to rest, Ashley Cole didn't play because of that, and Randle because of his fitness. , I think this is already a known problem around the world.”

When Ferguson said this, he looked at the reporters in the audience: "We have tried our best to win the game. Every international player selected for the national team has the ability to convince me and the English fans. There is no absolute main force or player in my team. Substitute. Randall scored as a substitute. Although Rooney and Crouch didn't make any contribution in the first round, they also played hard for the whole game."

The old man said a lot, and the reporters only had one sentence floating in their minds——

I just don't pay attention to Germany, are they much better than Ecuador?

So what about kicking Germany, isn't it also kicking?

The German reporter then asked Ferguson about Sweden's tactics today, especially their performance in the first and second half.

"Sweden's tactical arrangement in the first half made me a little strange, because they gave up some advantages, you know what I mean. So I told my players at half-time, be careful! In the second half they really played a game. A series of tactical adjustments, I think their tactics in the second half were very targeted and extremely threatening, which was reflected in the score in the second half."

"I have to praise the Swedish team. Their players performed very well and their tactical execution ability is very strong. They almost let us only get a draw."

Ferguson said that this is an extremely high evaluation, and in fact it is also the highest evaluation he gave to his opponent after the game after he came to the World Cup.

Then a Spanish reporter asked: "Ferdinand was injured and left the field. We noticed that this is the second main injury in England's defense. Does this mean that Ferdinand's World Cup trip ended early?"

Randall helped Ferguson translate. Ferguson's expression was slightly lowered, and his tone was aggravated: "Leo has a groin problem. I haven't got his injury report yet, and we still need to judge. After Gary was injured, his injury is important. We were a big blow. But England have other players like John Terry, he did a great job at the back today..."

Ferguson then looked over to Terry, who sat on the other side of him, and praised his performance.

Terry's final siege also saved England, otherwise it would be difficult for England to break the spell that lasted 38 years.

Terry smiled. It was too difficult for Ferguson to say a word of praise.

I earned it.

Ferguson then praised Joe Cole who scored a fairy ball in the first half. Joe Cole's performance was indeed worthy of the old man's praise.

"Sir, what do you think of Beckham's performance today? Although he only played for ten minutes."

Ferguson said lightly: "His performance is as stable as ever, that's why I brought him to Germany."

The old man then accepted questions from Chinese reporters. Wang Tao, a reporter from Sports Weekly, deliberately asked Ferguson in Chinese: "Sir Sir, what do you think of Randall's performance?"

Randall knew Wang Tao. After he joined Manchester United, the first interview he accepted was Wang Tao leading the team!

So now, I want to translate Sir Sir compliment me?

Too... too shameful bird...

Randall was obviously embarrassed, but he still conveyed Ferguson in every detail.

Ferguson also laughed. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he instantly messed up the results that Randall took seven or eight minutes to grasp, and said with a smile: "The lesson reminds me, I should not only look at the data of players—"

Ferguson said that all the reporters who read his autobiography knew that Ferguson was talking about Stam. It was precisely because of the decline in the Dutchman's statistics that Ferguson sold him. The old man regretted it very much. I did something wrong.

"Randall's performance is obvious to all. Recently, you have praised him with many descriptions that make me laugh. Because your praise of him makes me happy from the bottom of my heart. So I want to praise him today, praise him His performance in the World Cup, praise his goals, you must know that he has won nearly half of England's goals..."

Ferguson opened up the chatter box and turned on the Freund hair dryer, but the hair dryer was blowing out all warm air, and Randall had to translate it into Chinese, which was a shame!

Wang Tao was satisfied to hear it, and seeing Randall's expression, he worked even harder to hold back his smile.

After Randall finished translating the old man's compliments to him, he couldn't help but ask the old man in public: "You have never praised me like this before. Are you satisfied with my current performance?"

Ferguson didn't expect that his "shy" should be "shy", and shameless should be shameless!

It's fine if the reporter asks me to praise you, but now you still ask me to praise you?

The old man couldn't help saying: "Satisfied? Why should I be satisfied with your performance? I let you think that you should be praised because of your performance. But you are far from meeting my expectations of you!"

Randall had known for a long time that the old man would not cooperate well, so he could only turn his head and say to the reporters: "Ladies and gentlemen, when we report, we can only talk about the obedient things in front of us, and we can forget this paragraph."

There was laughter in the press hall, and Ferguson stopped accepting interviews. The media asked Terry a few questions first.

For example, Gary Neville was injured, as the vice-captain, do you have the confidence to lead the locker room well?Do you think Lampard deserves a starting spot?

The problems became more and more pitfalls, and Ferguson was right next to him. Randall thought, this is simply a problem of tigers and wolves!

But Terry is the captain of Chelsea after all, and his speech skills are quite good. In his answer, he not only expressed determination and confidence, but also maintained the harmony in the England dressing room.

After that it was Randall's turn.

Seeing the shining eyes of the reporters, Randall was also mentally prepared.

Come on, come on, come on, who will mention Tikka first?

Yes, he was looking forward to it!

As a result, Wang Tao was the first to be selected. Obviously, he was included in the press officer's speech today, or maybe the press officer thought he would not embarrass Randall.

As a result, Wang Tao said: "Landauer, you have scored 7 goals in this World Cup. Are you confident that you can break Fontaine's record of 13 goals in a single World Cup in this cup? "

Randall: "..."

It's such a serious question...

Randall, who was full of dishonesty, could only say solemnly: "I don't know."

The reporters were all shocked, don't you know?Although everyone knows this is true, you have to respond positively, right?

Randall winks innocently: "That's only when the World Cup is over. And I'd rather you ask me now than, 'Randall, are you confident you can lift the World Cup with England?' Without thinking twice, I'll tell you, 'Yes!'”

"So I'm more inclined to the collective honor than the individual honor. But if the individual honor belongs to me after the World Cup, I will be very happy. After all, I made a bet with Michael..."

Randall is the "King of Gamblers" in England's locker room, while Irving is the "Saint of Gamblers".

When he mentioned this at the moment, a reporter immediately asked: "Landauer, as we all know, you and Irving are roommates. Then I want to know, what did Owen use to regain your heart?"

Ferguson: →_→

Randall: →_→

Ask questions and ask questions!It's okay to ask unserious questions, but you still speak so ambiguously?

When they look at the press card hanging on the reporter's chest, they will understand——

Oh, British journalists, or "Mirror", there is no problem.

Could they be expected to ask something more serious?

Randall could only say with a stern face: "Restore my heart? This adjective is not right. But that guy gave me the chocolate he secretly treasured, although I think that piece of chocolate looks familiar, it looks like dear Daniel sent his daughter Gemma chocolates..."

The "Mirror" reporter almost laughed.

Ferguson raised his eyebrows, his expression extremely subtle.I don't know whether I want to complain that Randall can be easily bought by a piece of chocolate, or whether I want to complain that Randall tastes the same as Daniel.

Landauer did not say anything about the follow-up, and the reporter of the "Munich Evening News" asked with a smile: "Sir Ferguson said he didn't care whether the opponent was Ecuador or Germany. Which team do you want to play against?"

There is obviously a pitfall in this question, but Randall stepped on it and detonated it without even looking at it.

"Germany."

The reporters swiped to look at him.

Randall said calmly: "What the BOSS didn't say just now is that he thinks that Sweden and Germany have similar styles and types, and they are also teams that England is not good at facing. But BOSS is confident to win Sweden, and we did win. It will give us more confidence against Germany, so I think Germany is a good opponent."

The reporters all looked at Ferguson who was already waiting to leave.

Ferguson nodded and said: That's right, that's what I mean.

This is to emphasize once again that I don't take Germany seriously!

The German reporter took his seat without knowing what expression he had. The Spanish "Aspen" reporter asked Landauer: "We all know that you and Kaka have not met each other, but you have already become a tacit, intimate, and mutual admiration. Friends, are you looking forward to meeting Brazil in the World Cup?"

I'm coming!

Randall's heart was so excited that he showed an unusually bright smile, which he used to hide his excitement.

"Of course!" He said decisively: "Ricky and I have already discussed this point. Since we have not become teammates, I am looking forward to meeting Brazil. And Brazil has Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. It's a fantasy team and no one wants to play Brazil like that."

Randall went on to say: "Actually, I want to use this interview opportunity to tell everyone that your Kaka actually has a lot of little secrets. For example, I recently shouldered the important task of waking him and roommate Carlos to wake up every day, and he blackmailed me for 10 days. Pounds of beef jerky, yes, it is such a terrible number that it is enough to shock the physical coach's heart. He also planned to eat and drink after the World Cup..."

Randall continued in the embarrassing eyes of the reporters, as if he was watching a kindergarten kid complaining: "Despite his many vices, I still love him deeply, and his importance in my heart is second only to After Alan, Wazza, Chris and Michael..."

Terry: →_→

I can't stand listening anymore, are you counting your harem in full view?

If Randall knew what Terry was thinking at the moment, he would definitely tell the vice captain——

No, I just want to let the whole world know, how could I be like a shy kid who is addicted to love?

I have a vast harem!

How can you spoil him alone!

The author has something to say:

Randall: I want to tell the world that I love flowers.

The peony is the true color of the country, how can it rival the beauty of all the flowers?

Well, this trick is called——

As long as I set up a flirtatious person, then the male pig feet of the young + innocent love story can't be me!