Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]

"On weekends, you should go to the stadium to squander your sweat, or you should sit at home and play games. Why come to the zoo?"

He Ziyang avoided the crowd while complaining to the people ahead.

"Nobody called you."

"I'm curious. It's rare to see you are interested in something. I didn't expect you to be so childlike."

This person usually has a lack of interest in everything, but he didn't expect to go to the zoo suddenly.

The people in front ignored him and looked around. When he saw a pair of signs, Sika turned his head and glanced at him lightly, "I wish you good luck."

After a few steps, he disappeared before his eyes.

He Ziyang didn't understand what he meant, but he understood after a while.

"- don't squeeze don't squeeze

--Depend on!Who touched my ass!

——md, touch it! "

He Ziyang looked like a big sunny boy, bright and youthful, standing out from the crowd, but when he squeezed out from the crowd, his T-shirt was crooked and his hat was missing, which can be described as a bit embarrassing.

As soon as I came out, I saw someone in front of me standing on the side of the road intact, like a beautiful landscape.

"you--"

Si Jia said indifferently: "Huh?"

Seeing this, He Ziyang swallowed the words in his mouth, "What day is it today? The zoo gave away animals for free?"

Despite the large number of people, he was still so cruel, which made him cast a shadow over the zoo.

The girls walking beside had noticed these two people before, and now seeing one of the handsome guys being treated like this, they couldn't help laughing.

"There are so many people today, all of them come to see the pandas."

He Ziyang wondered, "Panda?"

"That's right, the panda that is very popular on the Internet, I didn't expect the video to come out yesterday, and there are so many people today."

The girls were also quite distressed. It was beyond their expectation that there were so many people. There were too many people watching the pandas, and now they had to wait in line.

He Ziyang asked in disbelief, "Are you also here to see the pandas?"

Sika said, "Is there a problem?"

question?Big problem!

This person is actually interested in pandas?Should he break the news to his fan base?

Whoever dares to raise a panda at home can win the favor of the Si Daxiaocao.

The Jinyang Wildlife Park is extremely lively today, because they posted the video of the panda under surveillance on the Internet.

From the time the zoo opened until it was close to noon, there was no room vacant in front of the panda garden.

Zuo Yan is still getting used to his life from being a human to a bear. For example, he hasn't taken a bath since yesterday, so he has been scratching his body all the time.

"I feel as if I stink."

System: "It's okay, cute and cute."

It sniffed, eliciting a low whoosh from the onlookers, and the flashes clicked in the sunlight.

Although he had expected the life of being surrounded by spectators, there must be too many people!

It's fine to say he's cute, but what does it mean to ask where his ** is?

Do you want to have sex with pandas?

"You have an ant crawling on you."

Zuo Yan didn't want to move, "I'll go down in a while."

System: "Bite."

"I'm not human anymore."

Zuo Yan grabbed a bamboo shoot and took a bite listlessly. The taste was not bad. The panda that grabbed his bamboo shoot yesterday stopped eating.

Zuo Yan: ...Look at what I do.

The dark circles of the panda's eyes moved to his paws, eager.

Zuo Yan looked down at his claws, looked again, and took another provocative bite.

Moisturizing and delicious.

After eating one, another came. The onlookers never knew that a panda could be so cute while eating, and even skinned itself. "It's so cute!"

Yuanqiu, who had been staring at him, opened his mouth, and rushed towards him in the next move.

Zuo Yan dodged to the side, and a ball ran downhill in a straight line, rolled down and hit the tree trunk.

Visibly stunned for a moment, he turned his head and climbed up, pounced on him again.

A look of not giving up until the goal is reached.

Zuo Yan stretched out his foot to block it, and the ball fell in a straight line again.

"Hahaha, how stupid!"

The system didn't dare to look directly at its host anymore, it had to calculate how much damage they would have to pay if the dreamer's IQ was lowered.

A certain ant had been lurking for a long time, picked a satisfactory place and bit down.

The next moment, the panda who was still gloating suddenly got up from the ground, circling around himself, with both paws and feet in unison.

Think about how long a panda's claws are and how far he can reach.

In the eyes of the onlookers, it holds a bamboo with one paw, grabs a knee with the other hand, its movements are chic and fluent, its eyes are sharp and unstoppable, a set of difficult Thomas 720-degree rotation, and the last handsome movement of throwing its paws in front of itself is simply amazing. Awesome!

Zuo Yan finally threw the ant out, only to hear a voice cry.

"Kung Fu Panda!" a foreigner shouted, looking very excited.

"What is said in the movie is true! Such a Kung Fu Panda!"

Zuo Yan glanced at the bamboo shoots on his paws, looking at the foreigner as if looking at a mentally handicapped person.

Exercising too much, he needs to go and have a poop.

There is one thing that is not so good in this panda garden. There are no dead ends in 360 degrees. Wherever he goes, other people's eyes will follow him.

Zuo Yan found a relatively corner place, raised his tail, and turned around suddenly.

I saw dozens of people staring at him intently, none of the mobile phones and cameras was idle.

"What's so interesting about shitting!"

The panda let out his roar, but the voice—"Hmm~"

System: "You better stop talking." Even it thinks it's too cute.

It was the first time in his life to be watched by a group of people shitting, Zuo Yan felt that his life was not good after he solved it.

And what makes him feel even more sad is that he still can't wipe, fart, ass,

At this time, the system suddenly said: "The target has appeared."

Zuo Yan suddenly became energetic, "Where is it?"

System: "Go forward."

Zuo Yan stood up and walked a few steps, but still gave in, with his feet on the ground, walking quickly.

Walking along the wall, the crowd only saw that the baby panda who had just finished pulling suddenly ran towards them quickly, and stumbled twice on the way because he ran too fast.

"Which one is it?" Zuo Yan looked up at these people, and looked down at the idiot-like face one by one. Don't you know that this angle is the ugliest!

System: The anger of being photographed defecation has not dissipated.

"Go 20 steps forward, the most handsome one is."

Zuo Yan raised his feet and counted his steps, "Who is handsome?"

The system was silent for a while, "You can't even count? Go 5 more steps!"

Zuo Yan felt aggrieved, "What are you yelling at?"

System: "..." Mentally retarded, it's over.

Zuo Yan walked to the place mentioned by the system, looked up, and happened to meet a pair of cold eyes.

Zuo Yan was instantly attracted by those red phoenix eyes, stood up and climbed up the small steps under his feet, but the height was still not enough, so he raised his paw, "Mmm~"

He Ziyang had watched a panda dog beating stick before, and thought it was quite amusing, but then saw the national treasure suddenly rushing towards them, and joked that he must have been overwhelmed by his charm.

Unexpectedly, the baby panda stopped in front of his friend, and he was really surprised by the look of wanting to hug him.

"This little guy won't fall in love with you at first sight."

Si Jia didn't even look at him, but looked down at the panda below with interest.

Zuo Yan stretched out his paws to the highest point, but the man didn't respond at all.

"Hmm~" Dude, do you like pandas? The kind that can be cute.

Zuo Yan kicked his legs, scratching and scratching with his two black paws upwards, and the crowd of onlookers looked anxiously, wishing to immediately reach out to hug and touch him.

However, the person involved didn't react at all, except for being surprised at first, and then looking at it indifferently.

The onlookers above didn't know who threw a child's ball into it.

It just hit Zuo Yan on the head, struggling with four little claws and fell down.

The little panda climbed up, holding the ball and looking at it with a dazed face. Just as the others were still looking for who was so unruly, the little panda climbed up the steps again and said "hmm~" to the boy Twice.

With his belly up, he kicked the ball with his paws, and gnawed two mouthfuls from time to time.

"I've sacrificed myself like this, hurry up and react."

Si Jia propped his arms against the wall, and there was still no change. Even if a panda rolled around and acted cutely at him, it remained indifferent.

Zuo Yan is confused, why come to the Panda Garden if you are not interested in pandas!

He put his eyes on the girls next to him, understood, and came with the girls.

Zuo Yan dropped the ball, turned around and walked back.

A trace of pity flashed across Si Jia's eyes, and an imperceptible smile rose from the corner of his mouth when he saw the ball thrown away by it.

Unexpectedly, the little panda came back soon, holding a green bamboo shoot in its paw.

Climbing up the steps, stepping up, sat on it tired and took a breath, held up the bamboo shoots and handed them over to the young man.

Si Jia was a little stunned, and subconsciously reached out to grab the bamboo shoots.

Zuo Yan leaned against the wall, "Mmmmm~~" Are you interested in taking a panda home?

As long as [-], the panda will be brought home.

"Hmm~" You have already accepted my bamboo, come and shake hands, if you touch me, you will be mine.

If you don’t bring it home, you have to visit it often. I’m here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and see the bamboo leaves blooming!

The boy outside the wall stretched out his hand, and Zuo Yan reached for his claws to grab it. Unexpectedly, the boy landed his hand on his head, took off the bamboo leaves that were stuck on it, and left a cold voice by the way.

"You didn't wash your hands."

Zuo Yan froze, as if he felt the subtext in it, you haven't wiped your ass yet.

He Ziyang said with a smile, "It doesn't understand, and let the panda wash its hands in the toilet, what do you think? It doesn't use claws."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the little panda looked shocked, and accidentally stepped on the 'ball'. Unexpectedly, the ball exploded all of a sudden.

Everyone was taken aback, let alone Zuo Yan.

"Damn it! It's a water polo..."

Zuo Yan was sad, and ran away with his butt twisted, crying as he ran.

Seeing it running away, Si Jia suddenly smiled, which made several people around him stunned.

That afternoon, many people watched live for the first time a chubby tantrum of the cosmic cuteness.

The little paws stuck in the pile of bamboo shoots and writhed for a while, and finally buried herself wronged.

On the same day, a video about the panda "Just hug me" was circulated on the Internet again.

Also famous is the boy who fell in love with the panda at first sight.