Wake up, stop dreaming [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 119
Zuo Yan opened his eyes and took it for granted that what he should see was the dormant chamber, but...
"System, come out, let's talk about life."
"I do not."
Zuo Yan kept himself calm, "Is this a dream?"
The system felt guilty, "Yes."
"What's the matter."
The system thought for a while and said, "The target seems to have a lot of mood swings because of the last dream, so..."
"speak English."
The system changed into a small milk voice, "In other words, he is reluctant to let you go out, and directly dragged you to the next dream, because you are too charming and annoying."
Zuo Yan said, "I'm still to blame? Who said I wouldn't die before?"
Fortunately, he basically arranged the funeral, otherwise he would be tricked again.
System: "You are killing me~"
"speak politely!"
The system whispered in a milky voice, "You have double standards, why are you coaxing Xiao Liuzui when he talks like that."
"Are you Xiao Liuzui?"
"...beep beep"
Zuo Yan: "Go to the corner and cry, don't poison my brain."
System: "Huh!"
Zuo Yan: ...
Hearing the humming sound getting farther and farther away, Zuo Yan wanted to touch his forehead, "This dream information..."
Wait, why can't he reach his forehead.
Zuo Yan blinked, struggled to get up, and looked down at his paws.
It's really claws, both arms are black, with small black nails protruding from the fur, and the same two black legs.
Zuo Yan's first thought was, "Damn! Don't tell me this is a child!"
"No."
Zuo Yan stood up with support, "If it's not a child, could it be a dwarf? Tell me that there is no girl named Snow White in this dream."
"No, not a dwarf either."
Zuo Yan was relieved, and while trying to take off the hood, the decoration around him should be the modern life he is familiar with.
"Why can't you take it off?"
Zuo Yan muttered, hugging his head with his two arms, and rolled his buttocks on the ground with all his strength. He simply followed with his two hind feet, but it made his whole body more round, rolling to the wall like a ball.
The system quietly watched him struggle with his head for more than ten minutes, and then played with his feet with his two little claws.
Silently turning on the shooting button, the system regretted for a moment.
In conclusion, instead of taking off the headgear, my neck hurts a bit...
Zuo Yan was stunned, he put down his claws on his feet, he couldn't believe what he did just now.
He's in a room right now, wooden floor, two cushions in the corner, people in overalls walking around the door, everything is fine.
I opened my mouth to speak, and it was, "Hmm~"
Zuo Yan: ...Is it him who makes this kind of childish voice?
Taking a deep breath, he stood up, scrambled and ran out the door.
In view of running too fast, he slammed himself on the opposite glass door, and Zuo Yan saw himself from a distance.
The head is round and the tail is short, the hair color of the head and body is black and white, and the two dark circles are very conspicuous.
"Mom, what a wave."
Zuo Yan looked at him with a blank expression on his face, and of course he couldn't tell what expression he had with his hairy face.
"System, what's your job number?"
System: "Who am I, where am I..."
"Stop pretending! What is this! Tell me what is this!" Zuo Yan stretched out his claws and pointed at the glass, pressing his whole face against the glass.
The system looked at it, "Panda."
"Why me! Will become! Panda!"
The system said embarrassedly, "Random..."
"Draw your knife."
System: "Don't do this..."
"No discussion, no friends."
"Hey..."
For the first time, Zuo Yan felt the malice brought to him by the cosmic god panda, and his figure was reflected in the glass.
Five short stature, black and white intersecting, it is a panda, yes, it is not a human being.
From the living dead, to the kidnapper's son, to the dude prince, he is quite satisfied, really.
No matter what's wrong with these identities, even the one who doesn't mention is very good to him.
Unexpectedly, one day he would not be human anymore, Zuo Yan lay on the glass and howled silently.
The system said guiltily, "Sorry."
"you go!"
The staff coming and going saw a little cute god lying on the glass, with its whole face and paws piled together, looking out pitifully, and all laughed.
A female breeder picked it up from behind and placed it on the mat in the room.
"You can go out to play right away, wait a little longer, be good."
After being patted on the head, Zuo Yan nestled in a corner, exuding an air of lovelessness all over his body.
The system felt a little sorry, but this time it really wasn't the dream it chose.
"Well, look at the panda is also very good, so cute."
Zuo Yan scratched the base of the wall, "Is the target a panda?"
System: "Ah... no."
"Is he an animal?" Like a bear or something.
"No."
"Can he talk?" Like the parrot starling.
"meeting."
"Is he human?" Zuo Yan's tail twitched, and there was a hint of expectation in his eyes, come on, say no.
"……Yes."
Zuo Yan: ...Damn a pineapple.
Let a panda who can't even speak go on a mission to make humans commit suicide.
"You really... think highly of me."
System: I don't want to either.
Zuo Yan squatted in the corner, reflected on himself for a while, and was carried out by several breeders.
Along with him are a few chubby ones, all of whom have a dull and cute image.
Zuo Yan was placed on top of a pile of bamboo shoots, and the others sat down and grabbed a bamboo shoot and started to eat it.
Zuo Yan looked at them, lowered his head and grabbed one, feeling a sour feeling in his heart.
System: "Try it, it's delicious."
Zuo Yan: "Say it as if you have eaten it."
The emerald green looks very delicious, as if its tender and juicy texture is already felt.
Zuo Yan refused at first, he sat on the pile of bamboo shoots and looked at the enclosed wall.
The way of heaven is reincarnation.
This is a fucking zoo, why did he get out, who is the target.
It would be great if it was Gu Zheng's character, he will never come to the zoo to see a panda in his life.
As if abandoned by the whole world, Zuo Yan's decadence infected the panda who was eating next to him and was thinking about it. He moved his round head closer, and looked at him with dark eyes, as if comforting him.
I have to say that this species is very cute, and Zuo Yan's wounded heart felt better. Unexpectedly, the head that came close to him opened its mouth and bit the bamboo shoot in his paws.
Zuo Yan: ...
It seemed that he felt that the one in his hand was more delicious than his own, so he snatched it with one paw, leaving him a butt.
Zuo Yan: ...
Was he being bullied by a panda?
System: "It's cute, forget it."
"It's cute, don't I think it's cute!"
Zuo Yan stood up abruptly, aggressively, but the voice that came out of his mouth was, "Mmmm~"
As soon as the sound came out, there was a somersault on the spot...
I saw a round pile of bamboo shoots rolling from uphill to downhill, and fell down inside.
The breeder who hadn't left couldn't help laughing when he saw it.
Zuo Yan: ... "Ahhh! I haven't posted it in a few days!"
On the same day, the zoo in Jinyang City uploaded a video, and the number of clicks skyrocketed.
In the video, a little panda was robbed of bamboo shoots. After trying to fight but was tripped by himself and rolled downhill, he was furious in the pile of bamboo shoots.
The people who commented under the video couldn't control themselves.
"Ahh! That butt twist is so cute!"
"Why so cute!"
"No! Don't stop me! I want to see pandas!"
"The God of Cosmos! Wait for me!"
Just like that, Zuo Yan unknowingly became popular.
"System, come out, let's talk about life."
"I do not."
Zuo Yan kept himself calm, "Is this a dream?"
The system felt guilty, "Yes."
"What's the matter."
The system thought for a while and said, "The target seems to have a lot of mood swings because of the last dream, so..."
"speak English."
The system changed into a small milk voice, "In other words, he is reluctant to let you go out, and directly dragged you to the next dream, because you are too charming and annoying."
Zuo Yan said, "I'm still to blame? Who said I wouldn't die before?"
Fortunately, he basically arranged the funeral, otherwise he would be tricked again.
System: "You are killing me~"
"speak politely!"
The system whispered in a milky voice, "You have double standards, why are you coaxing Xiao Liuzui when he talks like that."
"Are you Xiao Liuzui?"
"...beep beep"
Zuo Yan: "Go to the corner and cry, don't poison my brain."
System: "Huh!"
Zuo Yan: ...
Hearing the humming sound getting farther and farther away, Zuo Yan wanted to touch his forehead, "This dream information..."
Wait, why can't he reach his forehead.
Zuo Yan blinked, struggled to get up, and looked down at his paws.
It's really claws, both arms are black, with small black nails protruding from the fur, and the same two black legs.
Zuo Yan's first thought was, "Damn! Don't tell me this is a child!"
"No."
Zuo Yan stood up with support, "If it's not a child, could it be a dwarf? Tell me that there is no girl named Snow White in this dream."
"No, not a dwarf either."
Zuo Yan was relieved, and while trying to take off the hood, the decoration around him should be the modern life he is familiar with.
"Why can't you take it off?"
Zuo Yan muttered, hugging his head with his two arms, and rolled his buttocks on the ground with all his strength. He simply followed with his two hind feet, but it made his whole body more round, rolling to the wall like a ball.
The system quietly watched him struggle with his head for more than ten minutes, and then played with his feet with his two little claws.
Silently turning on the shooting button, the system regretted for a moment.
In conclusion, instead of taking off the headgear, my neck hurts a bit...
Zuo Yan was stunned, he put down his claws on his feet, he couldn't believe what he did just now.
He's in a room right now, wooden floor, two cushions in the corner, people in overalls walking around the door, everything is fine.
I opened my mouth to speak, and it was, "Hmm~"
Zuo Yan: ...Is it him who makes this kind of childish voice?
Taking a deep breath, he stood up, scrambled and ran out the door.
In view of running too fast, he slammed himself on the opposite glass door, and Zuo Yan saw himself from a distance.
The head is round and the tail is short, the hair color of the head and body is black and white, and the two dark circles are very conspicuous.
"Mom, what a wave."
Zuo Yan looked at him with a blank expression on his face, and of course he couldn't tell what expression he had with his hairy face.
"System, what's your job number?"
System: "Who am I, where am I..."
"Stop pretending! What is this! Tell me what is this!" Zuo Yan stretched out his claws and pointed at the glass, pressing his whole face against the glass.
The system looked at it, "Panda."
"Why me! Will become! Panda!"
The system said embarrassedly, "Random..."
"Draw your knife."
System: "Don't do this..."
"No discussion, no friends."
"Hey..."
For the first time, Zuo Yan felt the malice brought to him by the cosmic god panda, and his figure was reflected in the glass.
Five short stature, black and white intersecting, it is a panda, yes, it is not a human being.
From the living dead, to the kidnapper's son, to the dude prince, he is quite satisfied, really.
No matter what's wrong with these identities, even the one who doesn't mention is very good to him.
Unexpectedly, one day he would not be human anymore, Zuo Yan lay on the glass and howled silently.
The system said guiltily, "Sorry."
"you go!"
The staff coming and going saw a little cute god lying on the glass, with its whole face and paws piled together, looking out pitifully, and all laughed.
A female breeder picked it up from behind and placed it on the mat in the room.
"You can go out to play right away, wait a little longer, be good."
After being patted on the head, Zuo Yan nestled in a corner, exuding an air of lovelessness all over his body.
The system felt a little sorry, but this time it really wasn't the dream it chose.
"Well, look at the panda is also very good, so cute."
Zuo Yan scratched the base of the wall, "Is the target a panda?"
System: "Ah... no."
"Is he an animal?" Like a bear or something.
"No."
"Can he talk?" Like the parrot starling.
"meeting."
"Is he human?" Zuo Yan's tail twitched, and there was a hint of expectation in his eyes, come on, say no.
"……Yes."
Zuo Yan: ...Damn a pineapple.
Let a panda who can't even speak go on a mission to make humans commit suicide.
"You really... think highly of me."
System: I don't want to either.
Zuo Yan squatted in the corner, reflected on himself for a while, and was carried out by several breeders.
Along with him are a few chubby ones, all of whom have a dull and cute image.
Zuo Yan was placed on top of a pile of bamboo shoots, and the others sat down and grabbed a bamboo shoot and started to eat it.
Zuo Yan looked at them, lowered his head and grabbed one, feeling a sour feeling in his heart.
System: "Try it, it's delicious."
Zuo Yan: "Say it as if you have eaten it."
The emerald green looks very delicious, as if its tender and juicy texture is already felt.
Zuo Yan refused at first, he sat on the pile of bamboo shoots and looked at the enclosed wall.
The way of heaven is reincarnation.
This is a fucking zoo, why did he get out, who is the target.
It would be great if it was Gu Zheng's character, he will never come to the zoo to see a panda in his life.
As if abandoned by the whole world, Zuo Yan's decadence infected the panda who was eating next to him and was thinking about it. He moved his round head closer, and looked at him with dark eyes, as if comforting him.
I have to say that this species is very cute, and Zuo Yan's wounded heart felt better. Unexpectedly, the head that came close to him opened its mouth and bit the bamboo shoot in his paws.
Zuo Yan: ...
It seemed that he felt that the one in his hand was more delicious than his own, so he snatched it with one paw, leaving him a butt.
Zuo Yan: ...
Was he being bullied by a panda?
System: "It's cute, forget it."
"It's cute, don't I think it's cute!"
Zuo Yan stood up abruptly, aggressively, but the voice that came out of his mouth was, "Mmmm~"
As soon as the sound came out, there was a somersault on the spot...
I saw a round pile of bamboo shoots rolling from uphill to downhill, and fell down inside.
The breeder who hadn't left couldn't help laughing when he saw it.
Zuo Yan: ... "Ahhh! I haven't posted it in a few days!"
On the same day, the zoo in Jinyang City uploaded a video, and the number of clicks skyrocketed.
In the video, a little panda was robbed of bamboo shoots. After trying to fight but was tripped by himself and rolled downhill, he was furious in the pile of bamboo shoots.
The people who commented under the video couldn't control themselves.
"Ahh! That butt twist is so cute!"
"Why so cute!"
"No! Don't stop me! I want to see pandas!"
"The God of Cosmos! Wait for me!"
Just like that, Zuo Yan unknowingly became popular.
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