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Chapter 48 The Tongue Willow Lotus
... God of Cookery?
……Wait a moment? ?
Now people around him are saying puns, and Zhang Deng has to think carefully to confirm the meaning.
"What kind of God of Cooking are you talking about?" Zhang Deng remained on high alert with his eyes motionless.
Zhou You showed a complicated smile and didn't speak.
※※※
Liu Bai taught Zhang Deng to use meditation to rest, so as to prevent him from getting tired of his body due to lack of soul and body rest after his work.
As a result, Zhang Deng worked part-time at the dumpling shop and office in the morning and afternoon, and had to go out to seduce the soul at night.Although Binhai City is not small, it is not every day that people ascend to heaven.So when I say I'm busy, I don't necessarily mean I'm very busy, and the allocation indicators are always there, but I need to complete the tasks according to the plan every day.
In fact, both of them felt that living together would make it easier to go to work, but now is not the time to propose cohabitation.Zhang Deng thought that the relationship between the two was not close enough, but Liu Bai didn't dare to mention it at all.
Therefore, Zhang Deng still lived in his rented house, and went to work in the dumpling shop as usual in the morning.
On this day, he changed shifts with the store manager, and he and Zhou You went out on time at eleven o'clock.
Sitting on Boss Zhou's small eDonkey, the two came to the entrance of a cafeteria with a slightly Japanese style.The signboard is a bit old, but the curtain on the door is brand new and clean.
When the two entered the store, they saw a freezer standing by the door, which contained beer, Coke Sprite and milk beer.Zhang Deng glanced at the milk beer, and was hesitating whether to buy a can, when Zhou You yelled into the store: "Big me! Big me, are you there?"
Someone in the kitchen responded leisurely: "Keep your voice down, he just woke up and hasn't woken up yet."
Zhou You said "Oh", and walked to the single bar closest to the cooking counter and sat down.
Holding the documents, Zhang Deng hesitantly walked over and sat down.
The shop owner was cooking in the kitchen, without turning his head, he said, "If you two want something to drink, take it yourself, I won't say hello."
"No, no, let's have some tea." Zhou You took the cup and poured warm barley tea for the two of them.
After a while, a 14-year-old boy walked down the stairs. He seemed to smell the food, rubbed his eyes and sat down on the bar counter.Zhang Deng glanced at the black-haired boy curiously, and the other party secretly looked back at him, and the scene suddenly became a low-intelligence mode.
Zhou You: "..."
The boss who turned around: "..."
"This is Dai Liansheng who came to my house to eat and drink. I am the owner of this cafeteria, Dashen Dawo. That's right, I'm not from my country." The rice package was placed in front of the three of them.
Zhou You's rice had "slut" written on it, Zhang Deng's omelet rice had "don't listen to her" written on it, and Dai Liansheng's had "little bastard" written on it.
Zhou You kept a good face, piercing the word "crazy" with a fork.
"Tell me, what happened?" the braided young man scratched his ears and asked casually.
Zhou You swallowed two mouthfuls, raised his head and said, "I have a client here who accidentally ate the meat of a beast, and I want to ask you what to do."
The older me frowned, and took off a cigarette from his ear: "The beast? Does he eat a lot?"
"A lot."
He lit the cigarette, put it to his mouth and took a puff.
"That's a little troublesome." The big self spit out the smoke in his mouth, "If you eat less, you can use a laxative to solve it. If you eat too much and digest it, you need to use other methods. You client, Is it by the sea?"
Zhou You shook his head: "It's over there in Shandong."
Xiang Liu lives in Shandong, and he is also an otaku on weekdays, so he doesn't like to go out very much.
"Can you let him come to live in Binhai for a while recently?" Big Self asked.
Zhou You didn't seem to like the taste of omelet rice very much, so he put down his fork.She took a sip of water and said, "Probably not. Zhang Deng, do you think you can convince him?"
Zhang Deng shook his head.Xiang Liu hasn't been out of the province since graduating from university, let alone the annual meeting of the platform, even if Zhang Deng proposed to meet, Xiang Liu just invited him to have a meal near his home.
"That's a little tricky." The elder I stubbed out the cigarette and scratched my head, "I wanted to use diet therapy to help him, but my formula cannot be passed on to the outside world. If he can't come, I won't help him." I can't make it for him to eat."
Now even Zhou You couldn't make a difference, and the three of them fell into an eternal silence.
"That...you can ask my sister to cook it for him."
Dai Liansheng, who had been engrossed in eating, suddenly whispered something unclear, which attracted the attention of the three of them.
My god, I raised my eyebrows, as if I remembered something and slapped my thigh: "That's right, why did I forget this method. Dai Lemi, come here!"
A shadow floated over from the kitchen sink, as if appearing out of nowhere, startling Zhang Deng.
It turned out that a girl had been standing by the sink washing dishes, and he hadn't noticed it at all.
Dai Lemi is small, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses on his face, like a high school student.
"You won't start school until the end of October, right? How about entrusting this task to you? Do you want to increase your salary?" My elder asked her with a kind smile.
Dai Lemi glanced at the photo on the information bag, blinked, and nodded in agreement.
"You don't need to pay me, just tell me what to do." She said calmly, pushing the frame of her glasses.
Big I patted her head, showing a relieved expression.
"That's good. Zhou You, your client should be fine, right? I'll let Xiao Le go over."
Zhou You nodded subconsciously, shook his head again, turned back and asked Zhang Deng: "Is he okay?"
Monk Zhang Dengzhang couldn't figure it out: "Why don't you ask questions? Where and where? What and what?"
Zhou You rolled his eyes, and then remembered an important thing.
She glanced at Dai Lemi, and said helplessly to Zhang Deng: "That's right, is your friend afraid of ghosts?"
※※※
Zhang Deng looked at Dai Lemi with a calm face, his eyebrows almost raised to the sky.
Dai Lemi is a born psychic, and he has been able to separate his soul in his sleep since he was a child.In her early years, she didn't practice enough in her body, and her soul ran away every three days, and when she finally called her soul, she found that she had gone to Yunnan.
Dai's family felt that something was wrong, so they asked a master to examine her, and found that she was born with yin and yang eyes, so they asked her to join the teacher.Although she didn't have much interest in this line of work, after all, she would be protected by her patriarch after she got started, and the wild evil gods would no longer pester her to let her do things, so she slowly practiced a little spiritism.
The strongest among them is the soul escape from the body.
Dai Lemi's soul and body are in a very delicate state. The soul of ordinary people is closely integrated with the body, but hers is not.Just like a clever Confucian mechanism, Dai Lemi's soul can freely leave the body in sleep through several preservation steps, and reach the place it wants to go in a certain way.
In recent years, her ability has improved, and she can even show a little in front of living people.
That's why Zhou You asked Zhang Deng this question.As long as Xiang Liu can accept it, then this method can be implemented smoothly.
"This, I really don't know if he can accept it." Zhang Deng had an incredulous expression on his face, and his eyes hadn't moved away from Dai Lemi's face.
Xiang Liu didn't chat with him very much on weekdays, and what he talked about most was games.Although they always played horror games together, they were all games, pastime that had nothing to do with reality.
Zhou You rolled his eyes at him, and took the phone along the way: "It's not easy, just call and ask!"
Before he could stop it, the call was picked up.
"Hello? Is Xiangliu, a popular online game anchor? I'm Zhou You, the boss of Ting Yu Sheng Hua Office. I've accepted the commission from your friend Zhang Deng, and I'm going to deal with your problems. We only have one question here, are you afraid of ghosts?" ?”
Zhang Deng looked at Zhou You dully, and then heard her say: "Hey, why did he hang up?"
There will be ghosts if you don't hang up!Feeling extremely ashamed, Zhang Deng hurriedly sent a message to explain the situation to Xiang Liu, and it took him a while before the other party accepted his setting.
It is better to say that it is accepted than half-believed.After all, in reality, not many people would believe the legend of Tianluo girl. In reality, there is only Fushouluo girl.
If it wasn't for Zhang Deng's introduction, Xiang Liu would have thought that Dai Lemi was planning to go to his house to eat, drink, empty his family and leave.
"Is it really all right...?" Zhang Deng was still skeptical.
My god, I rummaged through the boxes, took out a stack of papers, and handed one to Dai Lemi: "Buy materials according to the requirements above, don't scare them when you pass by, remember to say hello."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and said to Zhang Deng: "If there is any problem, we will know when the time comes."
※※※
Zhang Deng told Liu Bai about this, and the other party laughed so hard.
"The meat of the beast? It's the same as what the store manager said. In fact, as long as you have diarrhea, it will be cured. But after all, your friend eats too much, and you are still doing live broadcasts. You can't wait for three months. This method is also very wonderful. " Liu Bai's laughter floated out from under the white cloth, making Zhang Deng's spirit suddenly a little trance.
"It just so happens that I'm planning to go to the Underworld, so I can take a look through the World Mirror. Do you want to go and see?"
Needless to say, the ugliness of an old friend should not be missed.
The two of them rode the clouds and fog to the ghost town of Fengdu.The journey was smooth and smooth, but the two of them arrived at the Hall of the Underworld within ten minutes.
Liu Bai still had some things to do, so he pointed out a room to Zhang Deng, told him that the Guanshi Jing was inside, and asked him to go there first.
Zhang Deng was like a child who went to his mother's company to play, bouncing (inwardly) to the room, ready to find out.
However, as soon as he entered the door, he almost fell.
There is a huge round pool in the room. There are three or two people around the pool looking into it.
Zhang Deng looked around, but he didn't find any "world-viewing mirror".He raised his head and looked at the people around him, wondering what's so interesting about this pool.
After watching for a while, he did find something strange.
The expressions of the people around were completely different.
Some people were wiping tears, while some were secretly laughing while covering their mouths, and some even looked at Chi Nei with a hostile face and gritted their teeth.
Didn't they see the same scene?
Zhang Deng lowered his head curiously.
……Wait a moment? ?
Now people around him are saying puns, and Zhang Deng has to think carefully to confirm the meaning.
"What kind of God of Cooking are you talking about?" Zhang Deng remained on high alert with his eyes motionless.
Zhou You showed a complicated smile and didn't speak.
※※※
Liu Bai taught Zhang Deng to use meditation to rest, so as to prevent him from getting tired of his body due to lack of soul and body rest after his work.
As a result, Zhang Deng worked part-time at the dumpling shop and office in the morning and afternoon, and had to go out to seduce the soul at night.Although Binhai City is not small, it is not every day that people ascend to heaven.So when I say I'm busy, I don't necessarily mean I'm very busy, and the allocation indicators are always there, but I need to complete the tasks according to the plan every day.
In fact, both of them felt that living together would make it easier to go to work, but now is not the time to propose cohabitation.Zhang Deng thought that the relationship between the two was not close enough, but Liu Bai didn't dare to mention it at all.
Therefore, Zhang Deng still lived in his rented house, and went to work in the dumpling shop as usual in the morning.
On this day, he changed shifts with the store manager, and he and Zhou You went out on time at eleven o'clock.
Sitting on Boss Zhou's small eDonkey, the two came to the entrance of a cafeteria with a slightly Japanese style.The signboard is a bit old, but the curtain on the door is brand new and clean.
When the two entered the store, they saw a freezer standing by the door, which contained beer, Coke Sprite and milk beer.Zhang Deng glanced at the milk beer, and was hesitating whether to buy a can, when Zhou You yelled into the store: "Big me! Big me, are you there?"
Someone in the kitchen responded leisurely: "Keep your voice down, he just woke up and hasn't woken up yet."
Zhou You said "Oh", and walked to the single bar closest to the cooking counter and sat down.
Holding the documents, Zhang Deng hesitantly walked over and sat down.
The shop owner was cooking in the kitchen, without turning his head, he said, "If you two want something to drink, take it yourself, I won't say hello."
"No, no, let's have some tea." Zhou You took the cup and poured warm barley tea for the two of them.
After a while, a 14-year-old boy walked down the stairs. He seemed to smell the food, rubbed his eyes and sat down on the bar counter.Zhang Deng glanced at the black-haired boy curiously, and the other party secretly looked back at him, and the scene suddenly became a low-intelligence mode.
Zhou You: "..."
The boss who turned around: "..."
"This is Dai Liansheng who came to my house to eat and drink. I am the owner of this cafeteria, Dashen Dawo. That's right, I'm not from my country." The rice package was placed in front of the three of them.
Zhou You's rice had "slut" written on it, Zhang Deng's omelet rice had "don't listen to her" written on it, and Dai Liansheng's had "little bastard" written on it.
Zhou You kept a good face, piercing the word "crazy" with a fork.
"Tell me, what happened?" the braided young man scratched his ears and asked casually.
Zhou You swallowed two mouthfuls, raised his head and said, "I have a client here who accidentally ate the meat of a beast, and I want to ask you what to do."
The older me frowned, and took off a cigarette from his ear: "The beast? Does he eat a lot?"
"A lot."
He lit the cigarette, put it to his mouth and took a puff.
"That's a little troublesome." The big self spit out the smoke in his mouth, "If you eat less, you can use a laxative to solve it. If you eat too much and digest it, you need to use other methods. You client, Is it by the sea?"
Zhou You shook his head: "It's over there in Shandong."
Xiang Liu lives in Shandong, and he is also an otaku on weekdays, so he doesn't like to go out very much.
"Can you let him come to live in Binhai for a while recently?" Big Self asked.
Zhou You didn't seem to like the taste of omelet rice very much, so he put down his fork.She took a sip of water and said, "Probably not. Zhang Deng, do you think you can convince him?"
Zhang Deng shook his head.Xiang Liu hasn't been out of the province since graduating from university, let alone the annual meeting of the platform, even if Zhang Deng proposed to meet, Xiang Liu just invited him to have a meal near his home.
"That's a little tricky." The elder I stubbed out the cigarette and scratched my head, "I wanted to use diet therapy to help him, but my formula cannot be passed on to the outside world. If he can't come, I won't help him." I can't make it for him to eat."
Now even Zhou You couldn't make a difference, and the three of them fell into an eternal silence.
"That...you can ask my sister to cook it for him."
Dai Liansheng, who had been engrossed in eating, suddenly whispered something unclear, which attracted the attention of the three of them.
My god, I raised my eyebrows, as if I remembered something and slapped my thigh: "That's right, why did I forget this method. Dai Lemi, come here!"
A shadow floated over from the kitchen sink, as if appearing out of nowhere, startling Zhang Deng.
It turned out that a girl had been standing by the sink washing dishes, and he hadn't noticed it at all.
Dai Lemi is small, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses on his face, like a high school student.
"You won't start school until the end of October, right? How about entrusting this task to you? Do you want to increase your salary?" My elder asked her with a kind smile.
Dai Lemi glanced at the photo on the information bag, blinked, and nodded in agreement.
"You don't need to pay me, just tell me what to do." She said calmly, pushing the frame of her glasses.
Big I patted her head, showing a relieved expression.
"That's good. Zhou You, your client should be fine, right? I'll let Xiao Le go over."
Zhou You nodded subconsciously, shook his head again, turned back and asked Zhang Deng: "Is he okay?"
Monk Zhang Dengzhang couldn't figure it out: "Why don't you ask questions? Where and where? What and what?"
Zhou You rolled his eyes, and then remembered an important thing.
She glanced at Dai Lemi, and said helplessly to Zhang Deng: "That's right, is your friend afraid of ghosts?"
※※※
Zhang Deng looked at Dai Lemi with a calm face, his eyebrows almost raised to the sky.
Dai Lemi is a born psychic, and he has been able to separate his soul in his sleep since he was a child.In her early years, she didn't practice enough in her body, and her soul ran away every three days, and when she finally called her soul, she found that she had gone to Yunnan.
Dai's family felt that something was wrong, so they asked a master to examine her, and found that she was born with yin and yang eyes, so they asked her to join the teacher.Although she didn't have much interest in this line of work, after all, she would be protected by her patriarch after she got started, and the wild evil gods would no longer pester her to let her do things, so she slowly practiced a little spiritism.
The strongest among them is the soul escape from the body.
Dai Lemi's soul and body are in a very delicate state. The soul of ordinary people is closely integrated with the body, but hers is not.Just like a clever Confucian mechanism, Dai Lemi's soul can freely leave the body in sleep through several preservation steps, and reach the place it wants to go in a certain way.
In recent years, her ability has improved, and she can even show a little in front of living people.
That's why Zhou You asked Zhang Deng this question.As long as Xiang Liu can accept it, then this method can be implemented smoothly.
"This, I really don't know if he can accept it." Zhang Deng had an incredulous expression on his face, and his eyes hadn't moved away from Dai Lemi's face.
Xiang Liu didn't chat with him very much on weekdays, and what he talked about most was games.Although they always played horror games together, they were all games, pastime that had nothing to do with reality.
Zhou You rolled his eyes at him, and took the phone along the way: "It's not easy, just call and ask!"
Before he could stop it, the call was picked up.
"Hello? Is Xiangliu, a popular online game anchor? I'm Zhou You, the boss of Ting Yu Sheng Hua Office. I've accepted the commission from your friend Zhang Deng, and I'm going to deal with your problems. We only have one question here, are you afraid of ghosts?" ?”
Zhang Deng looked at Zhou You dully, and then heard her say: "Hey, why did he hang up?"
There will be ghosts if you don't hang up!Feeling extremely ashamed, Zhang Deng hurriedly sent a message to explain the situation to Xiang Liu, and it took him a while before the other party accepted his setting.
It is better to say that it is accepted than half-believed.After all, in reality, not many people would believe the legend of Tianluo girl. In reality, there is only Fushouluo girl.
If it wasn't for Zhang Deng's introduction, Xiang Liu would have thought that Dai Lemi was planning to go to his house to eat, drink, empty his family and leave.
"Is it really all right...?" Zhang Deng was still skeptical.
My god, I rummaged through the boxes, took out a stack of papers, and handed one to Dai Lemi: "Buy materials according to the requirements above, don't scare them when you pass by, remember to say hello."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and said to Zhang Deng: "If there is any problem, we will know when the time comes."
※※※
Zhang Deng told Liu Bai about this, and the other party laughed so hard.
"The meat of the beast? It's the same as what the store manager said. In fact, as long as you have diarrhea, it will be cured. But after all, your friend eats too much, and you are still doing live broadcasts. You can't wait for three months. This method is also very wonderful. " Liu Bai's laughter floated out from under the white cloth, making Zhang Deng's spirit suddenly a little trance.
"It just so happens that I'm planning to go to the Underworld, so I can take a look through the World Mirror. Do you want to go and see?"
Needless to say, the ugliness of an old friend should not be missed.
The two of them rode the clouds and fog to the ghost town of Fengdu.The journey was smooth and smooth, but the two of them arrived at the Hall of the Underworld within ten minutes.
Liu Bai still had some things to do, so he pointed out a room to Zhang Deng, told him that the Guanshi Jing was inside, and asked him to go there first.
Zhang Deng was like a child who went to his mother's company to play, bouncing (inwardly) to the room, ready to find out.
However, as soon as he entered the door, he almost fell.
There is a huge round pool in the room. There are three or two people around the pool looking into it.
Zhang Deng looked around, but he didn't find any "world-viewing mirror".He raised his head and looked at the people around him, wondering what's so interesting about this pool.
After watching for a while, he did find something strange.
The expressions of the people around were completely different.
Some people were wiping tears, while some were secretly laughing while covering their mouths, and some even looked at Chi Nei with a hostile face and gritted their teeth.
Didn't they see the same scene?
Zhang Deng lowered his head curiously.
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