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Chapter 47 The Tongue Willow Lotus
Zhang Deng was so frightened that he immediately let go of Liu Bai's hand, and clicked on the message to check the situation.
There are 22 messages from front to back, which express his anxiety and panic, and there are two important messages.
First, Xiang Liu's tongue was stabbed and he couldn't live broadcast.
Second, Xiang Liu couldn't even speak.
The second point is very unbelievable. Zhang Deng read his words several times before he understood what he wanted to express.
It wasn't that he was stupid, but the reason Xiang Liu gave was incredible.
On weekdays, Xiang Liu would accept snacks sent by fans, and the platform would collect them and forward them to him.He has a lot of female fans, so some handmade works often appear in the snack pile.
Interestingly, this time he received a vacuum-packed sweet and sour cured meat.
The producer wrote a long and eloquent letter, but Xiang Liu just looked at it casually and put it aside.He likes to eat meat, so he couldn't help but try this kind of cured meat.The other party also carefully made a small package, which is convenient for eating.
The meat is very tasty.
Very, very tasty.
Xiang Liu had never eaten such delicious meat. Although it was just an ordinary sweet and sour taste, he could experience various flavors in the raw meat, and even felt the smoothness of his throat after eating it.
It was so delicious that Xiang Liu couldn't bear it at all, and ate one packet after another, even wanting to eat the meat as a side dish for lunch.
However, if you really want to serve it with rice, the taste of this meat will be on the contrary.The freshness is always maintained at the right level, like a spoonful of chicken soup on the tip of the tongue, no more, no less, and it slips down with the saliva.
But in the last pack, he got a needle.
A sewing needle went straight through his tongue from top to bottom.Xiang Liu's first reaction was to be stunned, and then silently pulled out the needle in front of the mirror.
It was nothing, he went to a small nearby hospital to find someone to treat the wound and then went home.
The really weird stuff is yet to come.
The doctor told him not to use his tongue while it was recovering, so he obediently did so and stopped for a few days.At the same time, he also checked the address of the meat sender, and as expected, it was a fake address.
He probably met a black fan.Thinking about this situation, Xiang Liu got very angry and threw away all the leftover snacks.
I thought that the bad things would come to an end, but I didn't expect this to be just the beginning.
A few days later, his tongue was almost recovered, so he planned to resume normal live broadcast.
Xiang Liu has always lived alone, and he has no habit of making voice calls with others, so he has never known that there is something wrong with his tongue.
It wasn't until he spoke ironically that he realized something was wrong.
※※※
The next morning, Zhang Deng called directly.
Xiang Liu hung up after three seconds, and then sent a QQ message: Don't call, you can't talk yet.
Zhang Deng was mentally prepared and sent a voice message: "What's wrong with your tongue? Can't speak?"
Xiang Liu replied, not that he couldn't say it, but that what he said was wrong.
After waiting for a while, Xiang Liu sent over his detailed situation.
What Xiang Liu said last night was not very accurate, now that he has re-listed it, it is instantly clear.
It turned out that it wasn't that he couldn't speak, but that what he said was wrong.
If he wanted to say "like it", he would say "hate it" or "don't feel it".If he wanted to say "excellent", he would say "very good" or "so-so".If he wants to call others "garbage", then he will praise others wildly, or say a few words casually in an understatement.
In short, he would never be able to say what he wanted to say.
Zhang Deng's brows were so wrinkled that he could almost pinch a fly to death.He really didn't know what the situation was, it sounded very supernatural.
After thinking about it, he decided not to bother Liu Bai anymore.My little lover has to be busy with the affairs of the underworld recently, for his sake, let him (find someone else) to handle this small matter.
Who are you looking for?Naturally, it was a Taoist friend.
※※※
Zhang Deng sat down against Zhou You's malicious gaze, and honestly put the kraft paper bag in his hand in front of the boss.
"This is my friend. He is not in Binhai, and he has encountered some trouble recently." Zhang Deng always felt his scalp tingling, and Zhou You's eyes were too piercing.
After waiting for a few seconds, Boss Zhou snorted from his nose: "Hey, do you still remember me as a little boss? You finally woke up from the gentle town? You brat?"
Being called a "brat" by a school girl younger than him, Zhang Deng must have felt a little bit annoyed.But for the sake of his salary and Xiangliu, he still decided to hold back his anger.
"I caught up with him, but today's focus is not on this." Zhang Deng spread out the information and showed her Xiangliu's basic situation, "This is my friend, because of identity issues, the name and ID number are different It will be given to us, but he will pay the deposit and the final payment in fours and sixes, and if he does not pay, I will pay in advance."
When it came to money, Zhou You was naturally interested, so he leaned his head to read it carefully.
"Hey, two thousand for the deposit, and three thousand for the final payment?" Zhou You raised his head and raised his eyebrows at Zhang Deng, "Your friend's business is quite troublesome?"
"He is an anchor, it must be very troublesome if he can't speak." Zhang Deng took out a piece of paper and put it in Zhou You's hand.
"This is his current situation," Zhang Deng said.
Holding the paper, Zhou You took two steps in front of the desk in a decent manner, and suddenly realized "Oh".
"What? Do you know what's going on?" Zhang Deng hurriedly asked her.
"do not know."
When Zhou You threw the paper away, Zhang Deng felt that her expectation was also thrown away by her, and dropped to the ground.
"No, boss Zhou, can you be more serious? My friend is in a hurry, and he doesn't know what to do."
Zhou You sat on the swivel chair, put his long legs on the table, and said, "I only know how to deal with ghosts, and I can't do anything about these strange and intractable diseases. But I still have two ways, we might as well go Give it a try."
"what?"
"The first one, go ask Li Li." Zhou You said with a relaxed expression, "The old rabbit is always well-informed and understands a little bit."
Zhang Deng thought it made sense, so he nodded, and waited for her to say the second one.
"What about the second one?" Zhou You raised an index finger, "Find a powerful sorceress to help him out."
Zhang Deng felt that his center of gravity was unstable, and his arms that were propped on the table went weak for a while.
Aunt Zhou feels that she is not capable enough and plans to rely entirely on external forces.It's okay to rely on external force, she also thought about charging an agency fee, this wishful thinking really made a lot of noise.
"Don't be discouraged. I still know a few powerful people, and you can find them by just contacting them. Don't worry, let's ask Li Li first." Zhou You pressed his phone and sent a message to he.
Rabbits are really fast.
One minute later, Li Li was already sitting on the armchair opposite Zhou You.
He stared at the information for a while, then raised his head suddenly: "I know what it is."
Zhang Deng was instantly fascinated by his confident appearance, silly Deng leaned over and looked at him expectantly.
In order to respond to this insignificant curiosity, Li Li pushed his non-existent mirror frame and said calmly: "This is a black beast."
"Your friend ate the meat of the black beast."
※※※
There is a saying in "Shen Yi Jing": "In the southwest wilderness, there are false beasts. Its shape is like a squid, and its human face can speak. It often deceives people. It talks about east and west, and talks about evil and good. Its meat is delicious. If you eat it, what you say is not true. .”
The false beast has the body of a rabbit, the face of a human, and likes to talk, and especially likes to lie.
Their meat is very delicious, delicious, hundreds of times better than ordinary meat.
However, those who have eaten the meat of false beasts cannot tell the truth.
Zhang Deng was so anxious that he sent a voice to Xiang Liu again: "Who did you offend, you bastard? Why would someone give you the meat of a black beast? Did you say anything?"
Using the meat of a black beast to deal with Xiangliu must be to make him speechless and unable to do anything for the rest of his life, and thus cut off his livelihood as an anchor.Undoubtedly, he is a black fan, and Xiang Liu is also given a sewing needle and a fan letter, which can be said to be too serious.
Zhang Deng was embarrassed, thinking that there are so many people who are popular, and the fans are terrible.
Xiang Liu thought about it carefully, and remembered what he had said in the live broadcast before.
It turned out that there happened to be a movie released recently that sells the popularity of actors and plagiarizes the original work. Xiang Liu was entrusted with the promotion work by the publicity company. He was very unhappy, and even took half an hour before the live broadcast to educate his fans. The "little story" behind it.
Maybe it was because of this incident that attracted black fans.
Xiang Liu sent a shrugging expression, indicating that he didn't care much anymore.
Zhang Deng felt very unhappy.
My friend obviously did the right thing, why should he be framed for it?On the contrary, why can those industry stains who have no brains and minds be able to take over the world?
This is too unfair, right?Zhang Deng rolled his eyes and made Zhou You giggle.
Although he also knows that fairness has always been fought for desperately.Xiang Liu also has some bad things, it's impossible that he doesn't have black spots on his body.
It's just that the crime didn't end there, and he didn't need to lose his job because of it.
Li Li said that although the evil beasts also have the body of rabbits, they are fundamentally monsters and their behavior is not very good. Rabbits will not get close to them on weekdays.And because of the quality of the meat, it was driven to extinction a long time ago.
In other words, he doesn't know how to help Xiang Liu.Zhou You seemed to have known his answer a long time ago, touched Li Li's ears, until his rabbit ears came out, and asked him to go downstairs to continue working.
"Then what do we do now?" Zhang Deng asked.
Zhou You thought for a while, then pulled out a booklet from the drawer.
Leather-bound booklet, seems to be quite old.Zhou You pulled the mobile phone beside her, searched carefully for a while, and finally found a phone number.
"This trivial matter is not worth bothering my cheap master, just find someone else." She dialed the phone and asked Zhang Deng to close the door.
"Hello? Big me? Are you free? Oh, I'm not looking for you to chat. Something happened here. A friend ate the meat of a black beast. I want to ask you to help me. Tomorrow morning? Yes."
Zhou You made an appointment with someone, and clapped his hands neatly.She suddenly thought of something, smiled and said to Zhang Deng: "You are lucky now. My friend is the son of a chef."
There are 22 messages from front to back, which express his anxiety and panic, and there are two important messages.
First, Xiang Liu's tongue was stabbed and he couldn't live broadcast.
Second, Xiang Liu couldn't even speak.
The second point is very unbelievable. Zhang Deng read his words several times before he understood what he wanted to express.
It wasn't that he was stupid, but the reason Xiang Liu gave was incredible.
On weekdays, Xiang Liu would accept snacks sent by fans, and the platform would collect them and forward them to him.He has a lot of female fans, so some handmade works often appear in the snack pile.
Interestingly, this time he received a vacuum-packed sweet and sour cured meat.
The producer wrote a long and eloquent letter, but Xiang Liu just looked at it casually and put it aside.He likes to eat meat, so he couldn't help but try this kind of cured meat.The other party also carefully made a small package, which is convenient for eating.
The meat is very tasty.
Very, very tasty.
Xiang Liu had never eaten such delicious meat. Although it was just an ordinary sweet and sour taste, he could experience various flavors in the raw meat, and even felt the smoothness of his throat after eating it.
It was so delicious that Xiang Liu couldn't bear it at all, and ate one packet after another, even wanting to eat the meat as a side dish for lunch.
However, if you really want to serve it with rice, the taste of this meat will be on the contrary.The freshness is always maintained at the right level, like a spoonful of chicken soup on the tip of the tongue, no more, no less, and it slips down with the saliva.
But in the last pack, he got a needle.
A sewing needle went straight through his tongue from top to bottom.Xiang Liu's first reaction was to be stunned, and then silently pulled out the needle in front of the mirror.
It was nothing, he went to a small nearby hospital to find someone to treat the wound and then went home.
The really weird stuff is yet to come.
The doctor told him not to use his tongue while it was recovering, so he obediently did so and stopped for a few days.At the same time, he also checked the address of the meat sender, and as expected, it was a fake address.
He probably met a black fan.Thinking about this situation, Xiang Liu got very angry and threw away all the leftover snacks.
I thought that the bad things would come to an end, but I didn't expect this to be just the beginning.
A few days later, his tongue was almost recovered, so he planned to resume normal live broadcast.
Xiang Liu has always lived alone, and he has no habit of making voice calls with others, so he has never known that there is something wrong with his tongue.
It wasn't until he spoke ironically that he realized something was wrong.
※※※
The next morning, Zhang Deng called directly.
Xiang Liu hung up after three seconds, and then sent a QQ message: Don't call, you can't talk yet.
Zhang Deng was mentally prepared and sent a voice message: "What's wrong with your tongue? Can't speak?"
Xiang Liu replied, not that he couldn't say it, but that what he said was wrong.
After waiting for a while, Xiang Liu sent over his detailed situation.
What Xiang Liu said last night was not very accurate, now that he has re-listed it, it is instantly clear.
It turned out that it wasn't that he couldn't speak, but that what he said was wrong.
If he wanted to say "like it", he would say "hate it" or "don't feel it".If he wanted to say "excellent", he would say "very good" or "so-so".If he wants to call others "garbage", then he will praise others wildly, or say a few words casually in an understatement.
In short, he would never be able to say what he wanted to say.
Zhang Deng's brows were so wrinkled that he could almost pinch a fly to death.He really didn't know what the situation was, it sounded very supernatural.
After thinking about it, he decided not to bother Liu Bai anymore.My little lover has to be busy with the affairs of the underworld recently, for his sake, let him (find someone else) to handle this small matter.
Who are you looking for?Naturally, it was a Taoist friend.
※※※
Zhang Deng sat down against Zhou You's malicious gaze, and honestly put the kraft paper bag in his hand in front of the boss.
"This is my friend. He is not in Binhai, and he has encountered some trouble recently." Zhang Deng always felt his scalp tingling, and Zhou You's eyes were too piercing.
After waiting for a few seconds, Boss Zhou snorted from his nose: "Hey, do you still remember me as a little boss? You finally woke up from the gentle town? You brat?"
Being called a "brat" by a school girl younger than him, Zhang Deng must have felt a little bit annoyed.But for the sake of his salary and Xiangliu, he still decided to hold back his anger.
"I caught up with him, but today's focus is not on this." Zhang Deng spread out the information and showed her Xiangliu's basic situation, "This is my friend, because of identity issues, the name and ID number are different It will be given to us, but he will pay the deposit and the final payment in fours and sixes, and if he does not pay, I will pay in advance."
When it came to money, Zhou You was naturally interested, so he leaned his head to read it carefully.
"Hey, two thousand for the deposit, and three thousand for the final payment?" Zhou You raised his head and raised his eyebrows at Zhang Deng, "Your friend's business is quite troublesome?"
"He is an anchor, it must be very troublesome if he can't speak." Zhang Deng took out a piece of paper and put it in Zhou You's hand.
"This is his current situation," Zhang Deng said.
Holding the paper, Zhou You took two steps in front of the desk in a decent manner, and suddenly realized "Oh".
"What? Do you know what's going on?" Zhang Deng hurriedly asked her.
"do not know."
When Zhou You threw the paper away, Zhang Deng felt that her expectation was also thrown away by her, and dropped to the ground.
"No, boss Zhou, can you be more serious? My friend is in a hurry, and he doesn't know what to do."
Zhou You sat on the swivel chair, put his long legs on the table, and said, "I only know how to deal with ghosts, and I can't do anything about these strange and intractable diseases. But I still have two ways, we might as well go Give it a try."
"what?"
"The first one, go ask Li Li." Zhou You said with a relaxed expression, "The old rabbit is always well-informed and understands a little bit."
Zhang Deng thought it made sense, so he nodded, and waited for her to say the second one.
"What about the second one?" Zhou You raised an index finger, "Find a powerful sorceress to help him out."
Zhang Deng felt that his center of gravity was unstable, and his arms that were propped on the table went weak for a while.
Aunt Zhou feels that she is not capable enough and plans to rely entirely on external forces.It's okay to rely on external force, she also thought about charging an agency fee, this wishful thinking really made a lot of noise.
"Don't be discouraged. I still know a few powerful people, and you can find them by just contacting them. Don't worry, let's ask Li Li first." Zhou You pressed his phone and sent a message to he.
Rabbits are really fast.
One minute later, Li Li was already sitting on the armchair opposite Zhou You.
He stared at the information for a while, then raised his head suddenly: "I know what it is."
Zhang Deng was instantly fascinated by his confident appearance, silly Deng leaned over and looked at him expectantly.
In order to respond to this insignificant curiosity, Li Li pushed his non-existent mirror frame and said calmly: "This is a black beast."
"Your friend ate the meat of the black beast."
※※※
There is a saying in "Shen Yi Jing": "In the southwest wilderness, there are false beasts. Its shape is like a squid, and its human face can speak. It often deceives people. It talks about east and west, and talks about evil and good. Its meat is delicious. If you eat it, what you say is not true. .”
The false beast has the body of a rabbit, the face of a human, and likes to talk, and especially likes to lie.
Their meat is very delicious, delicious, hundreds of times better than ordinary meat.
However, those who have eaten the meat of false beasts cannot tell the truth.
Zhang Deng was so anxious that he sent a voice to Xiang Liu again: "Who did you offend, you bastard? Why would someone give you the meat of a black beast? Did you say anything?"
Using the meat of a black beast to deal with Xiangliu must be to make him speechless and unable to do anything for the rest of his life, and thus cut off his livelihood as an anchor.Undoubtedly, he is a black fan, and Xiang Liu is also given a sewing needle and a fan letter, which can be said to be too serious.
Zhang Deng was embarrassed, thinking that there are so many people who are popular, and the fans are terrible.
Xiang Liu thought about it carefully, and remembered what he had said in the live broadcast before.
It turned out that there happened to be a movie released recently that sells the popularity of actors and plagiarizes the original work. Xiang Liu was entrusted with the promotion work by the publicity company. He was very unhappy, and even took half an hour before the live broadcast to educate his fans. The "little story" behind it.
Maybe it was because of this incident that attracted black fans.
Xiang Liu sent a shrugging expression, indicating that he didn't care much anymore.
Zhang Deng felt very unhappy.
My friend obviously did the right thing, why should he be framed for it?On the contrary, why can those industry stains who have no brains and minds be able to take over the world?
This is too unfair, right?Zhang Deng rolled his eyes and made Zhou You giggle.
Although he also knows that fairness has always been fought for desperately.Xiang Liu also has some bad things, it's impossible that he doesn't have black spots on his body.
It's just that the crime didn't end there, and he didn't need to lose his job because of it.
Li Li said that although the evil beasts also have the body of rabbits, they are fundamentally monsters and their behavior is not very good. Rabbits will not get close to them on weekdays.And because of the quality of the meat, it was driven to extinction a long time ago.
In other words, he doesn't know how to help Xiang Liu.Zhou You seemed to have known his answer a long time ago, touched Li Li's ears, until his rabbit ears came out, and asked him to go downstairs to continue working.
"Then what do we do now?" Zhang Deng asked.
Zhou You thought for a while, then pulled out a booklet from the drawer.
Leather-bound booklet, seems to be quite old.Zhou You pulled the mobile phone beside her, searched carefully for a while, and finally found a phone number.
"This trivial matter is not worth bothering my cheap master, just find someone else." She dialed the phone and asked Zhang Deng to close the door.
"Hello? Big me? Are you free? Oh, I'm not looking for you to chat. Something happened here. A friend ate the meat of a black beast. I want to ask you to help me. Tomorrow morning? Yes."
Zhou You made an appointment with someone, and clapped his hands neatly.She suddenly thought of something, smiled and said to Zhang Deng: "You are lucky now. My friend is the son of a chef."
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