Quickly wear it and I have it again

Dazhu was anxious and frightened, as if his heart was about to jump out of his chest.

Fortunately, he had a lot of experience in urination since he was a child, and he was destined to crawl out of the dead. Although he was terrified of the five masters and the prostitutes in his heart, he didn't lose his face in shock and made a sound.

He moved his body little by little, slowly retreated to a place far away from the house, and then started to run.

He ran all the way, out of breath, and rushed straight to Chu Tiankuo's house.

"The master..."

As soon as he yelled, the dark door suddenly opened, a big hand covered his mouth, and took his small body into the room.

In an instant, the door closed again, and the whole house was still as silent as before.

Dazhu was struggling in the dark, but a familiar voice suddenly came from his ear, "Don't be afraid, it's me, it's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?"

That turned out to be the voice of the master.

And standing on one side is Yazhai's sister-in-law Ye Pinxiao.

In Dazhu's mind, these two people should have taken off their clothes and slept on the kang, but who knew that the two of them were all fully dressed, as if they were just sitting and chatting in the dark.

Seeing these two people, for some reason, Da Zhu's fear and nervousness eased a little, then he calmed down, lowered his voice and hurriedly told Chu Tiankuo what he saw just now.

Although it was only a few short sentences, Da Zhu felt that Chu Tiankuo's hand holding his was trembling slightly.

"Head of the family, it really is as we expected, don't get entangled!"

Dang Wu on the side said something softly.

Chu Tiankuo nodded heavily, and patted Dazhu's small head, "I ran to listen to the wall in the middle of the night, should I spank your ass!"

His loving tone let Da Zhu know that Da Zhu was not angry with him. He was anxious and couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Why would Wu Da Zhu want to harm you? Da Zhu really can't understand how you treat him so well." !"

Chu Tiankuo patted his head and said, "A grown-up's business, children will gradually understand when they grow up. Don't go back to your room right now, just sleep here with me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his right hand had already gently sealed Da Zhu's sleeping hole, and Da Zhu fell asleep in his arms all of a sudden.

After placing the big pillars on the corner of the kang, and covering them with quilts, Chu Tiankuo jumped off the kang and walked to Dangwu in silence.

"Why, are you upset?"

In the afternoon, I asked lightly.

"Well, kind of."

Chu Tiankuo looked out of the window and sighed, "I don't understand, this good young man has changed so much. I was just guarding against that prostitute, but I didn't expect the two of them to hook up together."

Dang Wu gave a "puchi" laugh, walked to his side, and pressed his vitals dishonestly with one hand, "The ancients said, a woman's heart is a needle in the sea. If you can't understand a woman's mind, you can justify it. He's a man, obviously this place has fallen in love with you, you can't even tell?"

Chu Tiankuo grabbed his hand and squeezed it, "Just because he was interested in me, and he couldn't get it, can he become like this? Can he put aside all the love between brothers? Then this person's heart , I really don’t understand.”

Dang Wu said in a low voice, "There are tens of thousands of people in this world, and no one is as bright and upright as you. It's not like we haven't seen those prostitutes in Shuixie Mountain Villa. They are so attached to Xie Ri's prostitute, saying that they were drugged. Control, but when you look at it carefully, at least half of them are in love with him, so there is no reason to say it."

"It can only be said that people live for a lifetime, and love and desire will also be entangled for a lifetime. If it is good, it will fly together, and love will accompany it. Now, it depends on the individual's fortune."

Chu Tiankuo nodded, took him into his arms, and said, "Fortunately, you and I are destined to be a pair, and God is kind to me. Knowing that I have been infatuated with you for many years, not only did I get I got my wish, and I also gave an extra lottery, which is also the reason why I, Chu Tiankuo, have never done anything violent and evil all these years as a bandit!"

Dang Wu: "A lottery? What kind of lottery?"

Chu Tiankuo stroked his lower abdomen with his big hand, "Son, isn't this a lottery? It's nothing more than giving me a sweetheart whom I have a crush on, and he can give me a baby. I can laugh in my dreams." Wake up. I was thinking about it by myself yesterday, we don’t want to have too many babies, just one in two years, one in two years, until the day you can’t give birth, how can you make ten or eight dolls out? Bar!"

At noon: "..."

System: "Mr. Taichang, is Chu Da Da talking about you, or a good-bred sow?"

Dang Wu: "Fuck me, you are the sow, and your whole family is a sow!"

I don't know why, but when I heard that Chu Tiankuo was imagining his and his future with great interest, Dang Wu's heart felt like a bowl of oily noodles just out of the pan. The bowl of noodles exudes an indescribable taste.

There was both the sweetness of happiness and a trace of unspeakable sourness in that taste, which exploded in Dang Wu's heart, making him suddenly at a loss as to what to say to Chu Tiankuo.

That's right, after a period of time, when I am about to give birth and give birth to a baby, the scene of parting with Chun will come again as promised, which makes people sad.

"Okay, I don't want to think about these, I want to think more about the possibility and happiness of being with them in the future."

In the afternoon, he secretly said to himself.

The end of a world may bring sadness, but it will also bring me an incomparably strong love and a lovely child, and all of this, no matter what, I have to complete all the tasks to try to meet them again , stay together and know each other.

While thinking wildly for a while, Chu Tiankuo suddenly tightened his arms and whispered in his ear, "Hold on, they are here!"

The shadows shuttled back and forth, and the night was as thick as blood.

Ugliness is always easier to be done in the dark, and sometimes the perpetrator always forgets, and sometimes the wise also like the night to make an end.

months later.

At noon, the lower abdomen was already bulging like a big basin.

System: "Mr. Taichang, I found a problem. In this pregnancy, your stomach is much more aggressive than when you were pregnant with a small gourd."

Dang Wu looked at his neck and frowned: "Who says it's not? I'm so old that I'm a little nervous. Tell me, is this the rhythm of having twins?"

System: "This... I don't know either. But I see that Chu Da Da likes to have a double hit every time he has sex with you. If they are really twins, it shouldn't be unusual."

Dang Wu: "I'll wipe it, don't scare me!"

System: "By the way, Da Da Chu personally escorted Xie Ri to Shuixie Villa this time, aren't you worried?"

Dang Wu wondered, "What am I worried about? Xie Ri is already a paralyzed man, so there's nothing to be afraid of. Am I worried that those vixens in the villa will seduce him? Tsk tsk, if he is that kind of person, he won't be nearly 30 years old and still be here all the time." Wait for me, let alone an old virgin in this environment."

System: "That's true, so why did he go in person this time? Isn't it the master or the second master who escorts Xie Ri to breed those little waves?"

Dang Wu: "If I remember correctly, today happened to be the day when Xiao Wu was imprisoned in Shuixie Villa for a whole hundred days. Chu Dada still has a little concern for him in his heart."

System: "That guy has become a fool, what else is there to worry about? Seriously, if I hadn't reminded you that he was going to attack you two behind the scenes, and you reminded Chu Dapao, you might have been thanked by the sun in Shuixie Mountain Villa." You're the one shutting down the fool."

Dang Wu: "That's true. Fortunately, you, clairvoyant and shunfenger, helped me, but to be honest, Chu Da is also very powerful. He took strict precautions against Xie Ri early in the morning and found out that Xiao Wu and him were secretly colluding. It’s nothing more accurate than the information from your side.”

System: "It's just that although we all knew that these two people were secretly colluding to attack you and Chu Da, we didn't expect that these two people had their own secrets in private, guarded against each other, and plotted against each other. gone."

Dang Wu sighed, "Who's to say no? These two people are really the best in the world. They wanted to use each other, and they wanted to attack each other secretly. It turned out that a clever fifth master was poisoned by the aphrodisiac. Fool, a scheming flower picker is shot by cartilage powder and only has one gun left to use, tsk tsk, it's really a bloody show!"

System: "Fortunately, the dog's blood is gone, and it's still a happy ending where good and evil will be rewarded. Now that there are no such annoying people and things, you can wait for delivery in peace. I have received a reminder from the dimension. The next world I'm already waving to Taichang-kun."

Dang Wu: "Psychic, let me say something discouraging. Sometimes, I really want to just stay in this world, but when I think of Chunyi and Little Gourd, I know that in order to reunite with them, I can't and I shouldn't." Do it. Since this task is generated by my own desires, I can only be responsible for it to the end."

System: "I understand your feeling. Sometimes, people will slack off and lose their fighting spirit, but as the old saying goes, even if fate entrusts me to become a rooster, even if fate entrusts me to be a cock, even if fate rapes me a thousand times. Keep your head high, keep fighting, and be the fighting chicken among cocks!"

Dang Wu: "Where did this old saying come from? It looks like you made it up yourself, right?"

System: "Haha, don't be angry, I'm also helping you cheer up! I saw you with a big belly, and I suddenly remembered that there seems to be a famous line in your world, what is it called 'a rooster that lays eggs, a fighting chicken among roosters'" , inexplicably feel that this line suits you pretty well."

Dang Wu: "...with Nima!"

The first snow in the north, giving birth at noon.

Chu Tiankuo walked around the room like a scalded ant on the bottom of a pot.

I wanted to hire a midwife, but they disagreed, saying that I had experience and could deliver my own baby.

I want to invite Master Ye to go up the mountain. After all, he has given birth before, so it should be no problem to help his son deliver the baby.

However, people still disagree, saying that it is as easy for a man from the Ye family to have a child as an old hen laying an egg, and there is no need to bother his father to go up the mountain.

When you meet such a master who has strong ideas and powerful ideas, no matter how powerful and domineering you are, you can only be obedient and obedient.

Hey, there is no way, who let the stomach grow on someone else's body, and the child is packed in someone's stomach, worry?People said, I am not in a hurry with such a big belly, why are you in a hurry?

Not to mention, the belly this time at noon, when it was about to give birth, was really too big, so that the inexperienced bandits on the mountain, as long as they saw him, they all said with one voice that the sister-in-law was definitely pregnant this time. Not just one child.

He didn't know how many times he begged the gods and Buddhas in his heart, and bless him not to give birth to triplets or even quadruplets.After all, I have to leave after confinement, leaving Chu Tiankuo as a big man, who is not as steady and careful as Chunyi, and I don’t know if I will be able to take care of a baby. If I give birth to three or four in one go, God, then I really can't go.

The day of childbirth has finally arrived.

It's strange to say that this time, although I was sweating profusely from the pain in the afternoon, compared with the time when I gave birth to the first calabash, it was a world of difference.

At that time, he almost cut off Chunyi's arm, but this time, he just screwed Chu Dapao's thigh until it turned blue and purple.

Chu Tiankuo really admired Ye Pinxiao.

The longer the two of them spend together, the more surprises he can find in him.

For example, he sees people and things very thoroughly, and sometimes he even seems to have foresight.

He can also draw good paintings that are vivid, especially sometimes when he has a whim, he will also draw a erotic palace that makes his nose bleed.

He will also analyze state affairs, tell himself that being a bandit is definitely not a long-term solution, and help himself and his master figure out how to bring the brothers in the village back to the field in the future.

He likes food, and taught the kitchens in the village to cook some dishes that he had never heard of, the kind of delicacy that Sai Bei couldn't think of, which made Chu Tiankuo sometimes feel that Ye Pinxiao had probably traveled to many places in this country, and knew that there are many dishes in this world. So many customs.

Of course, what convinced him even more was that after he told the story of the miraculous birth history of the man in the family, even though Chu Tiankuo still suspected that he was telling a story, his stomach really swelled up day by day.

All of this made him have an even more irresistible obsession and love for the only and eternal man in his life.

However, at some point, he discovered that Ye Pinxiao started telling him another story.

A story that also happened to the men in his family.

He seemed to have said it very lightly, but unconsciously, Chu Tiankuo knew that he had said it no less than ten times.

The core content of the story is also related to these reproductive men.

All these men who are finally determined to be fertile in the Ye family will go to a very remote place at their most fertile stage, where they will spend their most dangerous youth.

It was an ivory tower set up by the Ye family to protect them.

These boys study and live there, away from men who may harass and endanger them. When they mature physically and mentally, most of them can control the development of female functions, and when they want to live a normal male life, they will return to In the family.

All of this is to keep the secret of the Ye family man's fertility secret to the safest and most controllable range to the greatest extent.

Although Ye Pinxiao told this story many times, and joked to Chu Tiankuo that he might go to that place one day, if it was true, Chu Tiankuo had to wait patiently for him to come back.

Because he said, after all, the Ye family is his root, and the tradition of the Ye family is also for them to get the greatest protection, and there is no malice.

Chu Tiankuo didn't take this matter to heart at all.

Because he felt that this seemed impossible.With himself here, even if he wanted to leave, he would not agree.

I'm going to give birth that afternoon.

He asked Chu Tiankuo to prepare everything that needed to be prepared, and let him bend down in front of him. He wanted him to see with his own eyes how his child was born, and he wanted him to hold the child for himself to see .

The child has completely entered the basin, and in the afternoon, he felt an increasingly strong sense of falling from his body.

God, Buddha, please bless me to have only one child?

In a daze, Dang Wu seemed to see the slogan that was once painted on the walls of the streets and alleys in the real world:

"Both men and women are treasures, only one is better!"