Quickly wear it and I have it again

Chu Tiankuo: "Women..."

System: "Woman..."

Dang Wu: "Master, listen to me, on Bangchui Mountain, except for you and I who had an old acquaintance, other people actually met Ye Pinxiao for the first time, and they didn't know me very well. wrong?"

"Besides, since ancient times, many big families have had the custom of dressing up girls as boys. This is much less impactful than a man giving birth to a child. What do you think?"

Chu Tiankuo frowned and nodded, it could be seen that he still seemed a little hesitant.

After all, from Ye Pinxiao announcing that he wants to be a father, to the revelation that Ye Pinxiao himself was also born by his father, and now he wants to set his identity as a woman, no matter which one, it is enough for Chu to be the head of the family. Drink a jug.

He just gave birth to a magical weapon that was too big, but he didn't have such a crazy experience, okay?

Dang Wu: "So I think, comparing the two, it is more acceptable for a man to have a child than for a woman to disguise herself as a man, right?"

Chu Tiankuo said nothing.

Dang Wu was in a hurry, "Why, do you think I'm not beautiful enough? Or do you think I'm not feminine?"

Chu Tiankuo suddenly raised his body, put his hand on Dangwu's chin, glanced and glanced, and said, "No, you are almost beautiful, you know? I'm just a little puzzled, you little head How could there be so many weird ideas in it?"

Dang Wu: "Just say it's okay?"

Chu Tiankuo laughed a few times, and carefully looked at Dangwu's face for a long time, and said viciously, "Yes, yes, but you know, we are bandits, and we never do business that loses money. I have one condition here." , if you promise me, I will cooperate with you."

In the afternoon, I felt inexplicably nervous when I was watched by him. After hearing his answer, I couldn't help but ask, "What conditions?"

Chu Tiankuo licked the corner of his mouth and said with a smile, "You know, it's not just a day or two that I miss you. Over the years, I don't know how many sex dreams I've had with you in the bed. But it's also strange, in those dreams, you are different every time..."

Dang Wu wondered: "What are they all like?"

Chu Tiankuo seemed to recall a little bit, "Anyway, they are all weird, sometimes they seem to be bald monks in the temple, sometimes they are ancient little princes, and sometimes they don't know who they are, and they wear weird clothes , it looks like a person in a myth!"

Dang Wu's heart suddenly moved, and he couldn't help asking in a low voice, "What about you? What do you look like in your dreams?"

Chu Tiankuo scratched his forehead, grinned wide, showing a row of neat teeth, "Me? I always seem to be different, sometimes I am a monk, sometimes I am a general, and sometimes I am even weirder, like It's a cold machine, haha, but one thing is always the same, that is, each of them is similar to my own body, and they all have a big guy you love!"

At noon: "..."

Dang Wu: "So, your conditions?"

Chu Tiankuo: "Well, when we do that every night from now on, the two of us will play through the pictures I dreamed. If you play the monk, I will play the monk, and if you play the prince, I will play the general. Fresh and interesting, hey, how about this?"

System: "Damn it, Chu Da is in this era, he already knows how to play the character PLAY to have fun, it's really awesome!"

Chu Tiankuo: "Why didn't you answer?"

Dang Wu: "...well, as long as you are happy."

Chu Tiankuo: "Then let's start tonight! Now, you are a little prince. On the surface, I am the prince's bodyguard during the day, but secretly I want to play with the prince every night!"

At noon: "..."

The next day.

There was a lot of voices in the Bangchui Mountain Gathering Hall.

Most of the bandits were smoking dry pipes, and they were in groups of three or four. They talked about each other, and the theme was nothing more than the anecdote that the two men, the head of the family and Ye Pinxiao, had a child.

Most of the bandits felt that Ye Pinxiao was just talking nonsense last night.

It is estimated that the little boy felt that he was slapped in the face by others, and he was a little embarrassed, so he made up such a bloody reason to prevaricate.

Men give birth?

So can we lay eggs too?

Xiao Wu came later than usual. After hearing that the head of the family was going to announce something important to the big guys in the Juyi hall, he didn't go to the hall to wait early as usual, but took advantage of everyone's inattention, and went to the back of the mountain. I took a trip to the place where Xie Ri was held.

When Chu Tiankuo and Dang Wu walked into the Juyi Hall side by side, the hall fell silent instantly.

Everyone was surprised to find that today's Ye Pinxiao seemed to be slightly different from last night.

Although he was still dressed in the gentleman's manner and still had that handsome and clear face, but today he seemed a little more shy for no reason.

His gaze was no longer as casual and natural as last night, and his walking also seemed to be weak, clinging to Chu Tiankuo's majestic body, with the feeling of a little bird clinging to someone.

The bandits were surprised, although this Young Master Ye didn't look as rough and wild as the people in the cottage before, he looked like a weak young man, but he didn't have a trace of makeup on him.

But why did I suddenly feel like a little woman when I watched it overnight?

Could it be that the head of the family is so fierce that he has dried up Mr. Ye's masculinity?

Chu Tiankuo stood in the middle of the hall, holding Dang Wu's body with his big hands, looked at the people in the hall, and said loudly, "Brothers from Bangchui Mountain, listen up, I, Chu Tiankuo, have two messages to send today. Tell everyone!"

The already quiet hall became even more silent in an instant.

Chu Tiankuo cupped his hands at the gangsters, "This is the first piece of news that Mr. Ye said last night. He already has my Chu Tiankuo's blood in him. I, Chu Tiankuo, am really a father!"

Except for Dang Wu, the eyes of everyone in the hall seemed to become dizzy.

Chu Tiankuo: "I can see it. You are very surprised to hear that Mr. Ye is pregnant with my doll. I can understand this feeling. But you must listen carefully to the second news below. Mr. Ye, in fact, he is not a man! She is an out-and-out woman, and it was the Ye family who dressed her up as a boy and dressed her up as a boy."

"I got to know her when I was killed in the Ye Mansion, and I knew her true identity, so I have never looked for a woman for so many years, and I have been waiting for the day when she grows up. Now, we two have good things to do Well, she already has my baby in her womb, so there's nothing she can't tell everyone. From now on, she will be your rightful sister-in-law, come on, wife, and say hello to everyone!"

Dang Wu glanced at Chu Tiankuo affectionately, turned to everyone, and said, "Good brothers from Bangchui Mountain, just now the head of the family has told you my true identity, maybe all of a sudden, brothers still can't accept it. But since I have become a woman in charge of the family, I will be a member of our Bangchui Mountain from now on. I will share the blessings and difficulties with the big guys! Everyone accepted me, this Bangchui Mountain is my home!"

From Chu Tiankuo announcing that Ye Pinxiao's real identity is a woman, to when he greeted everyone with a crisp accent, everyone's mouths were almost half-opened and half-closed.

No wonder, in the blink of an eye, the drake turned into a flower hen, and was about to lay eggs!

But after being surprised, the gang of bandits immediately shouted hello to the head.

After all, for the first time in these years, a real woman lived on the Bangchui Mountain.

Xiao Wu sat on the side silently, his eyes stayed on Tang Wu's joyful face for a moment, and then fell on his Adam's apple, which he carefully concealed with his collar, and then slowly moved away.

night.

The lights in Chu Tiankuo and Dangwu's bedrooms were turned off early.

Da Zhu, who lives next door, is very happy these days. He was asked by Chu Tiankuo to go to bed early every night, but these days he has received special support from the big master. He can go to other little bandits’ rooms to play until late. .

Of course he didn't know the real purpose of the big master doing this, so that Dangwu could yell as much as he wanted when he was happy, so that he wouldn't deliberately restrain himself because he was worried about him next door.

That night, Dazhu came back from playing very late. He just turned around the alley here when he vaguely saw a figure flashing out from behind Dazhu's house and heading towards the mountain behind the village.

Although he was a little scared in his heart, but the boy's temperament was strange, and he felt nervous and curious, so he quietly followed from a distance.

The man's back looked very slender, and his steps were fast. Da Zhu didn't dare to chase him too close, and was afraid of being thrown off by him, so he kept staring at him.

After watching it for a long time, he felt that the back was indescribably familiar, his eyes rolled, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly remembered that it was the Fifth Master!

Seeing Wudang's Xiaowu came near the house where the prostitute Xie Ri was guarding in the back mountain, he put his foot down and hid behind a big tree, as if he was observing something.

Da Zhu also quietly looked towards the house, and it turned out that at the door, there were two bandits who were in charge of guarding at night, sitting back to back next to the pillar in front of the door, sleeping soundly.

The oil lamps were still lit in the house, presumably that Xie Ri hadn't rested yet.

Dazhu was a little curious. The five masters didn't sleep most of the night, and ran to the back of the master's house for a while, and ran to the flower picker for a while. What are they going to do?

While he was thinking wildly, he suddenly saw that Wu Dangjia had already flashed out from behind the tree, approached quietly like a civet cat behind the two bandits, and stretched out his hand to touch the acupuncture points of the two guys.

The two bandits passed out in their sleep, their heads tilted to one side.

Someone in the room seemed to ask something, and after Xiao Wu answered, he looked around and sneaked into the door.

Dazhu felt as if his heart was about to jump out of his chest. He was scared and nervous, but there was an inexplicable force supporting his legs and slowly moving towards the back window of the house.

This place is extremely remote, except for two guards, no one usually comes here.

Therefore, in the room, the voices of the two people did not seem to be particularly restrained, but came out faintly.

Xiao Wu: "The medicine you promised to help me last time, is it ready?"

Xie Ri: "I've got it."

Xiao Wu: "Very well, I just came from behind their room. The two of them have been tossing and tossing for half a night, and now they just fell asleep. It should be the best time to do it!"

Xie Ri: "Okay, you take the medicine. When we finish them off, I will take Ye Pinxiao away, and you can give this medicine to Chu Tiankuo, and he will obey your orders."

Xiao Wu: "Well, when the time comes, you promised to teach me the training methods, don't forget."

Xie Ri: "That's natural! The Fifth Family is like a reborn parent to Xie. I will definitely do my best to help the Fifth Family conquer the bandits of Chu and make him your plaything. The combination of swords, there is me in you, and you in me, hehe, Xie Mou really admires the white jade-like figure of Wudangjia..."

Xiao Wu: "Don't worry, if the golden hairpin falls into the well, you won't be able to escape without you. As long as you help me take down Chu Tiankuo and get rid of Ye Pinxiao, I will promise you with my body. Awesome, I would also like to test whether your method is really that good..."

When Xiao Wu said this, his voice was indescribably gentle and gentle.

His face was turned away from Xie Ri, and with the moonlight shining on his face, he could see a stern and contemptuous light in his eyes towards the people behind him.