Quickly wear it and I have it again

At noon, I only felt that the hot spring water in my dream seemed to be getting hotter and hotter.

The elephant turned into a human body in a trance, and it seemed to be Chu Tiankuo in a blur.

It's just strange to say that although he has turned into a human form, he left his long elephant trunk unmoved in the hot spring, and let it play with his fingers like a child in the afternoon.

Probably it was tickled by him, the elephant's trunk suddenly stood up from the hot spring, and a rush of water gushed out from its nostrils, which stunned Tang Wu.

The system quickly recorded in the work log.

"Mr. Taichang first entered Bangchui Mountain. It was night, and he bathed and slept in a large wooden barrel in Chu Tiankuo's room. Chu returned at midnight, and entered the barrel naked with a huge staff. The water was rippling, and only the faces of the two were exposed on the water. One of them looked like he was drunk, and the other seemed to be dead in a dream. I don’t know what the underwater situation is like. I suddenly saw Mr. Taichang waving a giant stick in one hand, and the stick came out of the water for nearly half of the people. Can't help but overflow."

"Taichangjun! Taichangjun!"

The system that was trying to record suddenly let out a scream.

At noon, I was stunned by the turbid spring spraying in the air, and suddenly I heard the sound of the system, and I seemed to wake up from a dream.

"What's the soul, sissy, it's not the first time I've seen an artifact, is it so exaggerated?"

System: "No, it's not about artifacts, I want to tell you that someone has come to the backyard where Chu Tiankuo lives!"

Dang Wu: "How come, who is so shameless to listen to the corner in the middle of the night, have you seen who it is?"

System: "One can see clearly, but the other cannot see clearly!"

Dang Wu: "Damn, are there two?"

System: "That's right, the one in front, if you read it correctly, is your rival in love, Xiao Wu, and there is another person behind him, who seems to have a lot of kung fu, and has been following Xiao Wu closely, but he didn't notice. But this person is wearing night clothes and covering his face, so it is impossible to tell who he is."

Dang Wu: "Okay, I'll wake up this drunk right away, alas, why is this like the white lady who drank realgar wine, showing her true colors, spilling soup and water, getting dirty things from me."

System: "Mr. Taichang... It seems that your own hands are dishonest?"

Dang Wu: "You... just stay away!"

Although Chu Tiankuo was half drunk and half awake, he took advantage of someone's skin in the barrel, but unfortunately he was inexperienced, and in the end he disarmed and surrendered early in someone's hands.

Although he hadn't really woken up yet, Chu Tiankuo vaguely felt that this should be real and not a dream.

But in his heart he felt that it was not a dream, but he was still reluctant to open his eyes, for fear that at that time, one person, one barrel, one stick and one room, the beauty and beauty just now were just a dream of Huang Liang.

But the eyes are going to be opened after all, because Ye Pinxiao's urgent call has already been heard in his ear.

"Chu Da, wake up, there seems to be someone outside!"

Dang Wu bent his head next to Chu Tiankuo's ear, and his body inevitably stuck to Chu Tiankuo's body in the warm water.

Chu Tiankuo was only [-]% awake from the wine at this time, and opened his eyes suddenly, but he didn't expect that the first thing that caught his eyes was Ye Pinxiao's face and smooth shoulders on the water, he was so frightened that he jumped out of the wood. Bucket stood up.

Dang Wu: "Da Da Chu, sit down first, and then get up after a while, it looks like there is a person caught in the middle, it's too crowded."

Chu Tiankuo looked down, his face suddenly became darker red than when he was drunk just now, he got into the water again, and he didn't have the nerve to show his head for a long time.

Dang Wu: "Chu Da Da, as for this, I haven't seen it ten years ago. But then again, although I was only eight years old at the time, my memory was surprisingly good. In my impression, Chu Da Da was not so scary. things."

Chu Tiankuo held his breath underwater for a long time, but after all, it was not a long-term solution, so he got out of the water and took a deep breath.

He heard the words of that afternoon, but for a moment he didn't know how to answer.After being dazed for a while, he said.

"Young master Ye, I drank too much. I really didn't expect you to bathe in this bucket, so I jumped in in a daze. Didn't it scare you?"

Dang Wu: "It's not that I'm scared, it's just that I was a little scared... It's nothing, just wash your hands. Let's not mention this now, sir, why do I feel like there are people outside?"

Chu Tiankuo had heard him mention that there seemed to be someone's voice outside. At first he thought that he was a scholar, so he didn't have any skills in listening to voices and distinguishing shapes, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

Now hearing him mention this matter again, I became interested, pricked up my ears, submerged my energy, and listened to the sounds outside.

After a while, Chu Tiankuo frowned, with a look of displeasure on his face, and whispered to Dang Wu, "Young Master Ye, close your eyes first, and wait for me to go out and put on my clothes. Voice, wait for me to teach him a lesson, damn it, I dare to listen to my corner, I have always treated him like my own brother, now I am really used to something wrong!"

Dang Wu originally wanted to tell him that Xiao Wu was not alone outside, but he was afraid that Chu Tiankuo would think he was weird, so he endured it for the time being.

Anyway, as long as Chu Tiankuo went out to check, the man would naturally be exposed.

When he heard Chu Tiankuo tell him to close his eyes, he knew that the other party must be embarrassed because the artifact was too exaggerated.

Well, now something unexpected happened, just listen to you for the time being.But if there are no two people outside the window to make trouble, Chu Da, do you think I can easily let you leave this big wooden barrel?

No!

Not to mention the unavoidable mission of Dimension, just talking about this big wooden barrel is enough to generate endless imagination space, various plays, various fancy styles, ahhhhhh!

Dang Wu closed his eyes in all kinds of crazy imaginations, listening to the sound of water splashing around his ears, Chu Tiankuo had already gone out of the barrel.

To be honest, if he didn't have the foundation of No.1 Chunyi in the world, when he saw Chu Tiankuo's artifact for the first time, drooling and nosebleeds would probably be a trivial matter, and it would not be impossible for him to faint like the system.

Hearing the "beep" sound of Chu Tiankuo's wet feet walking on the ground, Dang Wu secretly opened his eyes a little.

You say I won't watch it if you don't?Sorry, that's not me.

In the afternoon, watching Chu Tiankuo's extremely strong and vigorous back, he quickly walked to the big heated kang, bent down, and went to get the clothes he had just taken off.

Looking at the past from the angle he peeked at, "Hiss..."

In the afternoon, he subconsciously sucked in a breath of cold air.

At this moment, he thought of a famous artifact in ancient China, the tripod.

Chu Tiankuo's hands and feet were neat, and he put on his jacket in two or three steps.

He just wanted to go out to find Xiao Wuchou and scold him a few words, but he didn't bring the precious sword with him.But when he pushed open the door and looked around in the courtyard, he found that there was no sign of Xiao Wu.

I clearly used my internal strength just now, and I really heard Xiao Wu's unsteady footsteps walking back and forth outside the window, why did he slip away when he put on some clothes?

Chu Tiankuo looked back at the room, and Ye Pinxiao softly hummed a little song from the big wooden barrel.

His heart fluttered for a moment, and the feeling of the two of them underwater when he was intoxicated just now returned to him.

All of a sudden, there was a sound of piercing the sky in the silent midnight, and as far as the eye could see, a cold light whizzed towards him in the night, and it reached his face in an instant.

Chu Tiankuo's figure flashed sharply, and with a wave of his right arm, he firmly held a sharp sleeve arrow between his middle and middle fingers, and a poisonous blue light shone impressively on the arrow body.

Ah!

At this moment, Chu Tiankuo just woke up completely from the strong hangover.

Chu Tiankuo was angry and anxious, he didn't know what kind of danger Xiao Wu would encounter, so he raised his body and wanted to chase after the sleeve arrow.

The body has already jumped a foot away, and then dodges back, shouting to the room, "Young Master Ye, be careful, there are thieves coming to Bangchui Mountain, I will go and track them down, you must not go out, keep the door behind you." Lock it inside!"

Dang Wu responded inside, only to hear the figure outside was like the wind, Chu Tiankuo had already chased to the northwest.

In the afternoon, he hurriedly jumped out of the wooden barrel, and went to the kang with his whole body wet, looking for his clothes.

System: "Extraordinary, Mr. Taichang, this trip to Bangchui Mountain is going to be lively!"

Dang Wu: "What do you mean? Chu Tiankuo said that there were thieves who went up the mountain and wanted to investigate. Could it be that the person you saw just now stole some treasure from the village? Didn't he follow Xiao Wu? Has Xiao Wu not found him yet?"

System: "Let me tell you, your rival in love, Xiao Wu, is the treasure that was stolen by thieves in this village. The man in black knocked him unconscious and took Xiao Wu away."

Dang Wu: "Damn it! Who has eaten the heart of a bear and ran to Bangchui Mountain to do wild things? Isn't this putting on eyepatch and eye drops for Chu Da? He was robbed of a five-headed family in his bandit den. If this matter If it spreads to the rivers and lakes, Chu Da can't afford to lose it!"

System: "Stop worrying about your rival in love, put on your clothes first and be serious. It's dangerous to just hang out here naked, do you know who the thief is?"

Dang Wu: "Whoever he is, can he still compare to Chu Tiankuo? I'm in his room, let's see who dares to touch me!"

System: "Let me tell you, this thief is not an ordinary person. I just saw the prompt, and that person is the flower-picking thief Chu Tiankuo mentioned."

Dang Wu couldn't help but yelled out, "Thank you Ri?"

A man's lazy voice came from outside the window, "That's right, it's me."

The man's voice sounded very special, not only a little lazy, but also seemed a little powerless, but when it reached people's ears in the silent midnight, it revealed a trace of indescribable weirdness.

I was startled by that man's voice in the afternoon, thinking that I was still naked, I subconsciously jumped onto the big kang, got into the quilt, and shouted out the window, "Tell you the flower picker, here But in the room of Bangchui Shan, I am his concubine, best friend, and the person who sleeps with Chu Tiankuo in the same bed. Didn’t you snatch the fifth master? Hurry up and do whatever you want, don’t try to get me !"

system:"……….."

The man outside the window laughed twice, and said, "Young master Ye, Xie, in this life, loves flowers, loves flowers, folds flowers and enjoys them, but he never complains about flowers, jealous of flowers, bullying and destroying flowers. The beauties like strange flowers and flowers come into Xie's eyes, not to mention the head of Chu, even the mountains of swords and fires, can't stop Xie from coming to enjoy it. And Mr. Ye, you are a strange flower in Xie's eyes , and when I saw it today, the young master is not enough to describe the word "wonderful flower", which opened Xie's eyes. Such a strange flower, how can I stop the hand that picks up the flower, and I will definitely turn it back , offering rewards on the desk is the joy of life!"

Dang Wu: "Girl, what kind of book bag is he dropping? He's talking too much!"

System: "To put it simply, it's just one sentence, Mr. Ye, your chrysanthemum is so beautiful and unique. I thank you for picking it off and taking it home to have fun with."

Dang Wu: "I'll rub... pick it off... I'm so scared that my chrysanthemum tightens, this flower picker won't be so perverted?"

system:"……"

The author has something to say: this is exactly:

Cao Chong can be called an elephant at the age of six, and it is not unusual to touch his nose in the afternoon.The water in the Spring River is warm and there are ducks, and the Taoyuan Cave is shallow and hides chickens.

The evening mist is deep and the sky is broad, and the smoke is curling up and the flute is urgent.In the front there was an old man pushing a cart, and in the back there was an old man riding a donkey backwards.