Quickly wear it and I have it again

Not long after Chu Tiankuo left, the kitchen in the village sent someone to deliver food according to his instructions.

Sitting on the edge of the kang in the afternoon, watching a young bandit about twelve or thirteen years old put porridge bowls and pickles on the kang table, I felt an urge to rush over and smash the porridge bowl.

The little bandit is not very old, but he was born strong and strong, probably because of his bald head. He looks very simple and honest, which made Dangwu suddenly think of Chunyi and little gourd, and suddenly felt a surge of emotion in his heart. Unspeakable sourness and sadness.

After the little bandit put away the bowls and chopsticks, a pair of dark eyes fell on Tang Wu's face, looking silly and cute.

Dang Wu couldn't help asking: "Little bald head, what's your name, why did you run into the village at such a young age, who picked your hair like this?"

The little bandit scratched his bare scalp, and whispered in embarrassment, "My name is Dazhu. I got leprosy and died after beating my father and mother. I was also infected and was thrown into the pile of dead by the villagers. , Who knows that I deserve to die, just happened to pass by the head of the family, heard me crying, and picked me up from the pile of dead people, my hair is not plucked, it fell out after suffering from leprosy It will never grow out again.”

Dang Wu did not expect that this little bald head would have such a pitiful background at such a young age.It never occurred to Chu Tiankuo to be so hot-hearted under his domineering and vicious reputation.

Dang Wu lovingly touched Da Zhu's bald head, and said, "You guys are enthusiastic people, so what are you doing in this village at such a young age?"

Da Zhu said, "The head of the family said that I was not in good health, so he didn't let me learn how to fight with those uncles, but let me fight with the kitchen. If there is nothing to do, just clean up the room for him."

Dang Wu nodded, although Chu Tiankuo's room was simple, it was very clean, presumably it was the little bald head's credit.

Thinking of this, a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, and he asked, "Who usually comes and goes in this room of your head?"

Dazhu thought for a while, and said, "The boss and the others usually discuss important matters in the Juyi hall, and the one who often comes to his room is Mr. Lin. Sometimes he and the boss will discuss something or play chess here. , By the way, there is also the fifth master, Uncle Wu, who often comes here at night."

Dang Wu gritted his teeth, although he knew from the reminder that Chu Tiankuo was still an authentic virgin, he still felt uncomfortable when he thought that Xiao Wu would come to his side when he had nothing to do.

"What is he doing here? Does he also play chess with you?"

Dang Wu asked, pointing to a wooden chessboard on the table.

Dazhu shook his head, "Uncle Wu can't play chess. When he comes over, he always helps the master mend the clothes and tidy up the sundries. There are no women in the village. Uncle Wu is the most skillful. He does all the work for the master." The work of these women."

System: "Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Taichang, your rival in love is very virtuous, he sews and mends, I guess the man will be very moved in his heart!"

Dang Wu: "You sissy, you really don't understand men very well. Let me tell you, those who mend men's clothes are never as good as those who help men undress, and even less than those who tear men's clothes!"

System: "I rubbed it, took it off and tore it off, are you going to amplify your move?"

Dang Wu: "Hey, in order to hurry up and complete the task, some tricks have to be used. After all, Chu Dapao is not as simple as Chunyi, and he can't get past it by making up some yin and yang acacia. Pin Xiao has a heart full of respect, and dare not strike, so I have to use some tricks, if the enemy does not enter, I will enter;

System: "... Admire, admire!"

Da Zhu resigned and left.

Looking at the porridge and pickles that made him unappetizing that afternoon, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

Don't eat, I haven't eaten water or rice all day and night, and I am really hungry.Let's eat, but this soup with little water is really hard to swallow.

Well, for the fierce battle that may occur on the big kang at night, it is also good to clear the stomach.Go into battle with light clothes and attack the enemy with one move, yay!

In the afternoon, I had already made a plan in my heart.

Judging from today's situation, Chu Tiankuo will definitely be fed up with all kinds of meat and vegetables by his brothers. It is hard to say whether he will be able to find the east, west, north and south when he returns.

I will guard the door when the time comes, so why would I let him go to the next door to rest? I must take advantage of his drunkenness and abduct him to this big kang, and seize the time to turn the tadpoles into whales and cook the raw rice. .

Dazhu collected the bowls and chopsticks that he had eaten that afternoon, and brought over two large buckets of hot water, telling him that the big wooden bucket in the corner of the wall could be used for bathing, and the head of the family bathed and washed himself in that wooden bucket every day.

After thanking him in the afternoon, he closed the door of the room, walked to the wooden barrel, and looked carefully.

Probably because of Chu Tiankuo's tall stature, the wooden barrel is also extremely spacious, and it is estimated that it will not be a problem to hold two or three of them.

Ever since he entered this world and was brought here by Chu Tiankuo overnight, he felt that he really needed a hot bath in the afternoon.

It not only washes away the tiredness of the whole body, but also makes the smooth skin more tender and smoother.

Men, when it comes to certain things, they just like to slide a bit...

It was nearly midnight, and the moonlight was silent on Bangchui Mountain, only the noises could be heard from the Juyi Hall in front from time to time.

It seems that Chu Dapao still can't come back for a while, so he can wash it if he wants to, so hurry up.

At noon, he poured hot water into the wooden barrel, quickly took off all his clothes, threw them on the kang, and then went into the big wooden barrel naked.

The body of the wooden barrel is very high. When Wu sits in the barrel, the whole person is covered inside. From the outside, it is completely impossible to see that there is a person in the barrel.It is estimated that only a tall and burly man like Chu Tiankuo can show half of his face when he sits inside.

The warm water soaked Dang Wu from the neck. I don’t know if the water on this mountain comes from mountain springs. Dang Wu only felt that there seemed to be a special sweet taste in the water, which made people feel refreshed and happy. Not very comfortable.

While enjoying the soaking in hot water with his eyes closed, he kept his ears open to listen to the movement outside, for fear of missing the sound of Chu Tiankuo returning to the room.But the water was hot and the barrel was deep, and the body became softer and softer in the afternoon, and the eyelids gradually sank, and at some point, he fell asleep in the barrel.

Chu Tiankuo brought Ye Pinxiao to the mountain, not only relieved the danger of the flower pickers attacking him, repaid his kindness to him, but also felt that the person he cared about finally came to his side. opportunity to get close.Therefore, that night, he was in an indescribably happy mood, and drank the wine with an indescribable joy.

Seeing the happy face of the head of the house, hundreds of bandits knew that he was in a good mood, so they put more effort into pouring him wine with a big bowl.

In particular, Master Lin knew where he was happy, and deliberately talked about the beauty he saw from Ye Pinxiao, such as soft waist and soft legs, easy to fall down, white face, tender hands and upturned buttocks, he was born with our master Chu. One pair, one pair on the ground.Chu Tiankuo said the word "nonsense" in his mouth, but he was really happy in his heart.

Only Xiao Wu was listening, the more he listened, the more he felt uncomfortable, drinking cups of boring wine alone with a cold face.

When everyone drank until midnight, the dozen or so wine jars in the Juyi Hall were completely emptied, and even the chicken butts on the table were eaten clean by the bandits.

Chu Tiankuo only felt that the alcohol began to surge upwards from his lower abdomen with a ferocious force. The scene in front of him was swaying and staggering, but his body seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, hot and swollen, like It was as if a powerful force was about to erupt from the body.

He knew the supernatural powers hidden in his body, and if he stayed any longer, he would stage an astonishing scene in the Juyi Hall of "the master shows his true form after drinking, Chu Dapao frightens the stupid bandits".

You know, although Chu Tiankuo is still a virgin, there are only a few hundred men in this bandit den after all, and we don't have so many scruples when we are together. Your petty topics are also commonplace.

So he knew early on that he was completely different from hundreds of other men.

When they were bragging about that thing, even if they had exaggerated to the maximum, compared with their own fetish, the state they said was still the gap between ear picks and fire sticks.

And such an unbelievably exaggerated model, although Chu Tiankuo has the inherent pride of a man, it will inevitably feel too embarrassing.

Therefore, when Chu Tiankuo felt that his body was showing signs of being out of control, he took advantage of the fact that the wine jar had already been drunk, so he took the initiative to plan to meet again at another day and return to the room early.

Xiao Wu saw him walking towards the backyard staggering a little, so he wanted to support him like Chu Tiankuo usually did when he drank a lot.

Chu Tiankuo felt that the foreign object had quietly raised its head, and it was estimated that it would all appear before reaching the room.He hurriedly pushed Xiao Wu away, even saying that he was fine, staggered and quickened his pace, and walked towards the backyard by himself.

Xiao Wu's drunken eyes were about to spurt blood, but Chu Tiankuo had always been one-sided, and since he said he would not let him see him off, he dared not disobey him, so he followed far behind.

When Chu Tiankuo arrived in front of his room, he had really completely forgotten that he was going to live next door.

When he opened the door, he vaguely felt that there seemed to be something wrong, that there seemed to be someone missing in the room, but at this moment, the wine he drank just now kept rushing up, burning his mind blank , Finally, I still didn't think of anything wrong.

The green cloth quilt on the big kang has been spread, and the big wooden barrel on the ground is constantly steaming.Chu Tiankuo still subconsciously praised Dazhu, "This brat, I know I drank too much, and even prepared the bath water, hit!"

He sat on the kang with a big face, took off the clothes on his body from inside to outside in a few strokes, stretched out his hands to hold the foreign object in mid-air, stretched his two thick long legs, and the whole person was submerged In the barrel.

In the afternoon, I slept soundly in the wooden barrel, and I fell asleep unconsciously.

He dreamed that he did not know when he received a new mission and came to a magical tropical rainforest.There is unavoidable heat everywhere, and my body is always sweating, sticky, and damp.

Finally, I found an extremely clean hot spring in the depths of the dense forest. I took off my naked body and soaked in the hot spring, feeling indescribably comfortable and happy.

But it seems that I am not the only one who likes this hot spring in the rain forest. I don't know when, a huge tropical elephant also came to the hot spring.

Its body is as strong as a hill, and it splashes water when it steps into the hot spring.

I have never seen such a huge monster in the afternoon, and I subconsciously want to stay away from it.

But the elephant seemed to be very interested in him, not only getting closer and closer to him, but also stretched out its trunk, which was as long as a man, and rolled him up easily.

At noon, it was swept into the air, and I was afraid, so I used my hands and feet to hold the elephant's long trunk tightly.

Huh?

The trunk of this tropical elephant seems to have a different touch from the Asian elephants I have ridden before. Did I hug the wrong place? Is it the hard tusk of an elephant?

The author has something to say: System: "Mr. Taichang, wake up quickly, wake up and watch the long-nosed monster together!"