Joy is not a cure for disease

Yang Beibei was on winter vacation, and then was cruelly returned to the small villa by his mother.

Lu Pinghou rubbed his nephew's head and watched Lu Yinghong's car drive away without any regrets.

"Okay, anyway, your uncle is fine, you just stay here honestly, and we will go back together after the Chinese New Year."

Yang Beibei cheered, and hurriedly dragged Lu Pinghou into the house.

"Let me tell you wow." Yang Beibei took off her schoolbag and took out three test papers, "I got 100 points in all three courses~~"

"Really?" Lu Pinghou took the test paper, "Let me take a look~"

Yang Beibei's head was on his back. He got full marks in the three exams of Chinese, Mathematics and English. Although there is no ranking in elementary school now, he is undoubtedly No. 1 in the grade.

"It's ok~~As expected of my nephew~" Lu Pinghou looked at the paper with a fake face, "I'm not bragging to you, your uncle and I scored 100 in every exam when I was in elementary school~"

"My mother often said that too. Is it hereditary in our family?"

"........."

Yang Beibei showed his test papers to everyone, and people with a little emotional intelligence praised him for being smart and promising.

Li Weilin held up the paper and grinned, "What's the matter, who can't do it~~~"

Lu Pinghou cut him, "How old is he, how old are you?"

Li Qiusheng looked at the papers and frowned distressedly, "I don't know many things..." Especially the English papers, I couldn't understand them at all...

Lu Pinghou: "..."

Yang Beibei’s school does not allow the children to leave homework for the winter vacation, but the teacher will give them regular remedial lessons, remote video teaching, as long as there is an Internet, you can listen to the lectures anywhere, and then assign some extracurricular homework, so Yang Beibei’s schoolbag is still Bring textbooks and workbooks.

Lu Pinghou felt that Li Qiusheng should also learn from him. To survive in today's society, he must at least graduate from elementary school.

Li Qiusheng likes mathematics very much, but he doesn't want to learn Chinese Pinyin and English. He feels dizzy when he sees those strange characters.

Lu Pinghou encouraged him that it is very important to learn Chinese Pinyin and English. Mobile phones and computers are used for typing and communicating, and many games also need their assistance.

Only then did Li Qiusheng make up his mind to study with Yang Beibei.

Yang Beibei was puzzled, "He is so old, why does he take the same courses as me?"

Lu Pinghou fooled him, "You don't understand, what they receive is an aristocratic education, which is different from what we ordinary people learn."

Yang Beibei thought it was so cool, and Li Qiusheng added another layer of mystery to him.

In addition to making up lessons and doing homework, Yang Beibei also has some extracurricular homework such as ideology and morality, interest cultivation, and parent-child interaction.

For example, the school requires them to complete a certain manual homework with their parents, and requires them to develop a certain hobby and write down their mental journey during the winter vacation, and so on.

Yang Beibei pestered the adults to help with the handicrafts. Zhang Xiujie dug out a few carton design drafts from the computer, printed a few for him, saved them, folded them into carton samples, and handed over to him.

Yang Beibei broke down, "I'll be laughed at if I stick a broken cardboard box!"

Zhang Xiujie had no choice but to look for handicraft courses for elementary school students online to see if there was anything he could do.

All kinds of origami, plasticine, stickers, sewing... Let alone elementary school students, Zhang Xiujie found it very difficult to watch.Assi!This shit is purely embarrassing the parents!

Li Weilin dug out a wilted orange, filled it with toothpicks and melon seeds, made a little monster, poked it directly on the table, and asked Yang Beibei to go to work, but Yang Beibei cruelly threw it to Pai Daxing.

Zhang Xiujie found a few simple handmade model plans, such as palace lanterns and cars, printed them out on hard paper, and let Yang Beibei make them for himself.

Li Qiusheng also joined in the fun, he likes paper boxes the most.

Li Qiusheng helped Yang Beibei cut and stitch it together, and in a short while made a delicate palace lantern.Yang Beibei was very happy, and took a colored pen to draw patterns and colors on the palace lantern.Li Qiusheng saved another car, and the more he played, the more addicted he became.Zhang Xiujie looked very interesting, and found a lot of models for them on the Internet.

In one afternoon, Li Qiusheng used paper to paste a small apartment and a whole set of small furniture.

Yang Beibei star-eyed, took out her mobile phone and slapped left and right, beautified it and quickly sent it to Moments.

Li Qiusheng has a special sense of accomplishment.

Zhang Xiujie and the others shook their heads, as expected, people of the same age could play together.

After dinner in the evening, Li Weilin and others went for a walk and sent Daxing to digest food.Lu Pinghou was watching TV in the bedroom with his arms around Li Qiusheng.

What was played in the nostalgic theater was a very famous ancient costume drama.

The TV show happened to show that the protagonist was framed, rejected by the emperor and put under house arrest.

Li Qiusheng was angry, "Such a poisonous woman! Is the emperor blind?!"

Lu Pinghou patted him, "Not only is he blind, but he also wears a lot of green hats."

Li Qiusheng was still very angry, Lu Pinghou was afraid that he would feel sad when he remembered his experience, so he quickly changed the subject, "Hey, who do you like the most?"

Li Qiusheng really took the bait, "I like that naughty little palace lady the most~~" Then he looked at Lu Pinghou, "Which one do you like the most?"

Lu Pinghou was silent for a few seconds, "I don't like women."

"........."

"Ah, that's right," Lu Pinghou pointed meanly at the playful little maid on TV, "She will die in the next episode."

Li Qiusheng was taken aback for a moment, then collapsed in an instant, "Awwhhhhh!! How could you spoil it!!! Curse your yangwei!!"

Lu Pinghou quickly patted his ass, "Hey! Don't talk nonsense! This is related to your sexual happiness for the rest of your life!"

Li Qiusheng jumped up and scratched him, "I won't let you go!"

Lu Pinghou grabbed him tightly, and the two rolled together shamelessly...

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The New Year is approaching, and Lu Pinghou plans to take everyone to buy some New Year's goods.

Although he doesn't need to worry about the Lu family's new year's goods, he always has to bring something for his relatives when he returns home.Zhou Hui and the others have been with him for a long time. In addition to giving some bonuses at the end of the year, Lu Pinghou also wants to give them some meaning when buying new year's goods.

Choosing a sunny day, Lu Pinghou led the crowd straight to the shopping mall.

The shopping mall was full of joy, and the overwhelming red was dizzying. The competition of various promotional activities was fierce, and it was almost like a fight.

Yang Beibei ran around in the shopping mall, picking up the things she liked and putting them in the car, very conscious of being a rich man.

Lu Pinghou picked out some expensive gift boxes to give away, and bought some candies and toys for the children, but he couldn't buy anything else. All the food he ate was from his own.

On the special counter of Continental Garden in the shopping mall, the goods from Lujia Village have been changed into festive packaging, and they can sell well even without too much publicity during the Chinese New Year period.Nowadays, people don’t know what to give for the holidays. The advertisements are full of healthy, high-end and face-saving slogans. Many people are brainwashed by the looping advertisements and choose this brand without thinking about it.

Li Weilin and the others each picked out a big red scarf to wrap around it, claiming it was auspicious.

The toys bought by Yang Beibei can go to the service center to draw a lottery with the shopping voucher.The child was so lucky that he actually won the first prize, which was an electronic organ.

Everyone was more excited than Yang Beibei, and they were blown up standing in front of the electronic piano sample.

Li Weilin knew how to play simple tunes, stretched out two fingers, and began to play clangingly, "Twinkle twinkle twinkle! The sky is full of big dicks!"

Lu Pinghou is about to collapse, so don't lose face! !

Zhang Xiujie hit him with a can, "Stop singing! I'm going to lose control!"

Next to the lottery is a sign-up point for guzheng enrollment. The little recruiter girl in a cheongsam was so frightened by Li Weilin that she dared not play the piano.

Lu Pinghou looked at the guzheng and asked Li Qiusheng, "Can this thing play?"

Li Qiusheng stretched out his hand to touch it, and the guzheng uttered a series of melodious syllables. The little girl from the admissions officer didn't stop him seeing how handsome he was.

"Although it's a bit different from the piano I've played, it's roughly the same~"

Lu Pinghou nodded in satisfaction and decided to buy one.

"Damn it, Lord Hou! Why are you buying this thing?" Zhang Xiujie was surprised.

"Shengsheng knows how to play, let him learn, and listen to playing Xiaoao Jianghu~~Cultivate your sentiment~~"

"Tsk tsk~ Such a song that reveals your age..."

Lu Pinghou planned to ask Li Qiusheng to play a ditty for himself in his panties to add some interest, but of course he would not tell anyone about his dirty thoughts.