Joy is not a cure for disease

Zhang Xiujie secretly ran back to the small villa.His brother is too busy and doesn't have time to accompany him every day, so he is locked up every day after get off work, so Zhang Xiujie can't bear it anymore... But this time he came back with a happy face, and he brought back a lot for the first time. delicious.

Li Weilin blocked the door and refused to let him in, imitating the eccentricity of the landlady, "You still know how to come back~~Look at your cheap appearance, you have a very happy life~~I'm so happy to leave, right~~"

Zhang Xiujie raised his eyebrows, raised the shopping bag in his hand, and shouted behind him: "Shengsheng! I brought you something delicious!"

Li Qiusheng kicked Li Weilin away, ran towards Zhang Xiujie, and welcomed him home very warmly.

Li Weilin supported his waist and stretched out his middle finger at him, "You worthless..."

Lu Pinghou smoked leisurely, and clicked his tongue, "Why are you still coming back? You can just go on vacation, and I can pay less wages."

Lujia Village has entered a period of slack farming, and it will be Chinese New Year soon. There is no work during this period. Lu Pinghou only pays them a basic salary, which is pitiful. good.

Zhang Xiujie firmly expressed his determination to persevere until the last moment.

Lu Pinghou didn't bother to pay attention to him, he pinched out the cigarette butt, and sat on the floor next to the coffee table in the living room. The floor was covered with a thick blanket, which was very warm when he stepped on it.There is a notebook in front of Lu Pinghou, who is crackling code words.

Zhang Xiujie was curious, "Master Hou, what are you doing?"

Lu Pinghou had nothing to do, and chatted with his brother-in-law on the Internet for a long time.Yang Beibei's father is a playwright. He has some resources and introduced them to him without reservation.Every year during the slack season, Lu Pinghou would write some popular online scripts in exchange for some pocket money.

Lu Pinghou gave his web drama several names.

Falling in love with the evil young man, I feel flustered, please Jun Liannu is a delicate flower, the bully don't let me go, the president's ruffian messes with my heart...

Then force everyone to vote.

When everyone saw the name, they all looked at him with disgust on their faces, their mouths curled open, and finally they all chose "Fall in love with the evil young man and feel flustered"...

Lu Pinghou frowned, "You guys actually like such a vulgar name..."

"........."

Li Weilin frowned, "Damn it! Didn't you let us choose it?! I never thought, I never thought, that you, the majestic Marquis, would actually write such a vulgar pornographic book! It's really disrespectful!"

Lu Pinghou glared at him, and Li Weilin quickly made a defensive posture.

Lu Pinghou spat at him, "I originally wanted to arrange a character with your name and give you 100 yuan as a buyout fee. Since you are so indignant, let's forget it~~"

"What?!" Li Weilin quit, "My name is worth 100 yuan?! Add more! Add more!"

"Tsk! 150! No more!"

Li Weilin pestered him, "Then give me money, give me money!!"

Li Qiusheng also pestered him, "I want it too! Brother Monkey! Use my name to arrange a role too~~"

Lu Pinghou hooked the corner of his mouth, "Oh? What role do you want to be?"

"I want to be a prostitute!" Li Qiusheng was very excited.

"........."

"Whoever dares to talk nonsense to Shengsheng next time, I'll sell him into a kiln!" Lu Pinghou pointed at them one by one and warned.

Zhang Xiujie curled his lips, "Just let us play a role, maybe we will make our debut and become famous~~"

"Really?!" Li Weilin was excited, Qingtian Bairi had a big dream of spring and autumn, "How can I spend so much money?~~"

Lu Pinghou sneered, "It's just you, what can you do?" He pointed to Zhang Xiujie, "You're so timid, you can just play a handyman."

"Li Weilin is an errand runner."

"Just be a bodyguard for Lu Haikong."

Lu Haikong is particularly reluctant...

"Will you meet Zhou... let's play a butler~"

Zhou Hui shook his head, he didn't want to make a guest appearance in such a vulgar novel.

"Then what about me?" Li Qiusheng asked anxiously.

Lu Pinghou pinched his cheek, "Just act as a young master who has nothing to worry about~"

Li Qiusheng smiled happily~~

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Lu Pinghou is an Aquarius, and he has never believed that he would fall into such an unreliable zodiac sign... He is obviously a rigorous, self-disciplined, humorous, humorous, noble, magnanimous person...

Today is his birthday, in order to avoid all kinds of tragedies from happening in the past, he decided to let others forget it...

Hey... Although I don't want to admit it, but... I'm a year older... It's really sad...

Lu Pinghou smoked a cigarette on the terrace and shivered.Although the winter sun is bright, it can't resist the icy cold wind that sweeps from the heart and the outside world.

When he returned to the house, Li Qiusheng was wrapped in a quilt, lying in the bed with disheveled hair, eating snacks and watching variety shows, like an old man, too lazy to have cramps.

Not knowing what was being played on TV, Li Qiusheng giggled.Lu Pinghou lay down next to him and flicked his head.

Li Qiusheng rubbed his head and glanced at him, "What are you doing?"

Lu Pinghou raised the corner of his mouth viciously, and stretched out a finger, "How much is this?"

Li Qiusheng looked confused, "1."

Lu Pinghou stretched out another finger, "How much is this?"

Li Qiusheng frowned, "2."

Lu Pinghou stretched out his third finger, "What is 1 plus 1?"

"3 chant!" Li Qiusheng was a little angry, and hit his head on his chest, "You think I'm mentally handicapped!"

"..." Isn't that mentally handicapped!

The two quarreled under the covers for a long time, when suddenly there was a domineering engine sound outside the window, and Rosen drove over in his big pickup truck.

Li Weilin had just finished feeding Pai Daxing and was cutting his nails on the corridor, when he heard the sound he raised his head like a police dog.

Zhang Xiujie just got up, peed in a daze, looked down from the second floor, just in time to see Luo Sen coming out of the car, quickly took out a piece of toilet paper, and swayed coquettishly at him, "Oh, hello~~Is this the case? Young master Luo~~Why are you free today~~Girls~~I'm picking up the guests..." Before he finished speaking, he happened to see Luo Sen's upturned face, and he was so scared that he quickly threw the toilet paper down, "Axi !I am so surprised!"

Li Weilin couldn't hold back, leaving Pai Daxing behind and ran over to watch Luo Sen.

"Pfft...hahaha! I'm sorry...Master Luo, what kind of hero is this guy doing justice for the sky~~"

Rosen's face was bruised and purple, and the corners of his mouth were stuck with tape. He took off his sunglasses, one of his eyes was purple, and his eyelids were collapsed. Fortunately, there was a curtain behind his head, so he could still go out to meet people.

Li Weilin laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, and was kicked away by Luo Sen.

Lu Pinghou came down from upstairs, saw Luo Sen's face stunned, and smiled without sympathy, "Who is this? Dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head?! Tired of life?!"

Rosen didn't bother to pay attention to him, looking around for the shadow of Zhouhui.As soon as Zhou Hui finished preparing lunch, he was taken aback when he came out, "You...what's the matter with you? It's all disfigured...who did you offend?"

Rosen rushed over, "Hurry up! Hurry up and blow me away! My brother hurts to death..."

Lu Pinghou kicked him, "I'm asking you something, how did you do it?"

Rosen is not satisfied with the status quo, he opened his own chain of gay bars to other places.The so-called strong dragon can't beat the local snake, even if the relationship is opened, there are still some forces who don't buy him.Luo Sen didn't believe in evil, so he sat in the town himself, and was unlucky enough to meet a group of the most vicious people provoking troubles. The bodyguards and security services were all on board in a mess. It still alarmed Rosen's father and cleared up all the links.

For this matter, Rosen's father gave him a good reprimand. His stomach hurts because he has to swallow such a prickly melon!Incompetent bungler!

Rosen's mother is so distressed, nagging him every day to make him more stable, don't be like a powder keg.

Rosen couldn't stay at home anymore, and had nowhere to go, so he had to go to Wenrou Township to take refuge.

Zhou Hui boiled two eggs, removed the shells, and gently rubbed the bruised area around his eyes.

"Hiss~~It hurts~ Lightly lightly~~~"

Li Qiusheng and Lu Haikong also ran down to watch the excitement, Luo Sen was angry and chased them away like a fly, "Oh, go, go, go!"

Lu Pinghou was on the sidelines and ran against him in a strange way, "Why, there is something wrong with you, Young Master Luo? You didn't sleep with his little wife, and the door was blocked by your enemies, right~"

Luo Sen got angry, "You're never finished! Thanks to me, I made a special trip to pay your birthday wishes! Hiss..."

When the others heard this, they were stunned.

Li Weilin stared round his eyes, "What the hell?! Today is the birthday of Lord Hou?!"

Li Qiusheng was stunned, "What?"

Zhang Xiujie finally came to his senses, took out his phone to check the date, "Really! Today is Lord Hou's birthday! We've been living in such a muddle that we've forgotten what date it is today!"

"Ah?" Li Qiusheng was at a loss, "I don't even know, why didn't you tell me! You didn't even prepare a gift for Brother Hou..."

Lu Pinghou glared at Rosen, it was really troublesome.He touched Li Qiusheng's head, "Forget it, those birthdays are for children."

Zhang Xiujie poked at Lu Pinghou's sore spot, "You can't accept that you're one year older..."

"........."

Li Weilin quit, "I don't care!! You take us to the city to play!! Spend like crazy!"

"Where are you going to play in the cold weather! Splurge your dick!"

Li Qiusheng didn't do it either, and insisted on pestering him to hold a birthday party for him in a hurry.

Lu Pinghou couldn't do anything about being troubled by them, so he sent a red envelope to each of them, begging them to be honest and don't do anything...

"Damn! I have to give you red envelopes for my birthday! What a crime!"

Li Qiusheng held up his mobile phone, "You have money! Let's prepare a banquet for Brother Monkey!"

"..." Lu Pinghou was about to go crazy, so he agreed to be more honest!Just let the dog eat what you promised me? !

Under the cruel threat of Lu Pinghou, several people gave up all kinds of ideas to give him an unforgettable birthday.

Li Qiusheng was very depressed, he couldn't think of a good idea to make Monkey happy on such an important day...

What Lu Pinghou meant was, don't let Zhou Hui cook at night, go to the cafeteria to buy a few dishes, and let everyone have a meal together.

Li Qiusheng had an idea, "Let's go directly to the cafeteria to eat!"

Lu Pinghou was a little surprised, but he didn't mind, so he agreed.

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In the afternoon, Li Weilin wanted to take a few people out to play, but Lu Pinghou didn't care, and told them not to cause trouble and come back early.

Luo Sen was lying on Zhou Hui's lap, playing games with him while Lu Pinghou made up his little pornographic book in the bedroom.

Seeing that it was almost night, Lu Pinghou received a call from Li Qiusheng, and they didn't go home, they went directly to the cafeteria.

Lu Pinghou took Luo Sen and Zhou Hui to the cafeteria to gather.

As soon as it was dark, the words "Socialist Canteen" lit up, and the red was particularly eye-catching.

Lu Pinghou pushed open the door of the cafeteria, and it was dark inside...

"Damn it, what's going on..."

Before the words were finished, dim candle flames drifted over from the side door.Li Qiusheng held a big cake and handed it to Lu Pinghou like offering a treasure, so excited that he didn't want it.

"Brother Monkey! Happy Birthday!!"

Lu Pinghou was taken aback for a moment, then he understood, no wonder he had to come to the cafeteria for dinner.

"Brother Monkey! Make a wish! Blow out the candles!" Li Qiusheng urged him anxiously.

Lu Pinghou smiled at him and blew out the candle.

The lights in the cafeteria were all turned on in an instant, and as expected, the employees of Dalu Tianyuan basically gathered on the second floor.

The moment the lights came on, everyone turned on the sprinklers in their hands. For a moment, the whole cafeteria crackled like a cannon, and the air was filled with colorful pieces of paper. It was very dreamy, and looked like a wedding scene.

Everyone ran down from upstairs one after another, the floor trembled in a panic.

"Master Hou! Happy birthday!"

"Haha! Master Hou! Another year old!"

"I wish Lord Hou such blessings as the East China Sea and longevity than Nanshan Mountain!"

"Wa hahaha!"

A group of elders surrounded him and wished him a happy birthday. Lu Pinghou was very moved, smiled and shook his head, thanking them all the time.

"Master Hou! Give out red envelopes!" Someone yelled so cheaply, the scene was quiet for two seconds, and then there were all shouts for red envelopes...

Lu Pinghou was speechless, these bitches...

"That's all, all right, if you have the heart, this year's year-end bonus will be 200 more per person."

"Hey?!! Just give 200!" I don't know who complained, which made everyone laugh.

"Your uncle! I don't even look at how many people there are!"

Li Weilin stood on the table, held up a wine bottle and shouted: "Eat and drink well, everyone!! Lord Hou pays the bill today!"

"Oooo!!"

"..." Lu Pinghou's heart was bleeding.

A certain technician toasted Lu Pinghou, "Master Hou, you have to thank Xiao Shengsheng, these are all his ideas~"

After Li Qiusheng thought of the idea of ​​celebrating Lu Pinghou's birthday in the cafeteria, he discussed it with Zhang Xiujie and the others.Everyone thought this idea was good, so they went to the staff dormitory to discuss with the big guys.In the past two days, the employees have nothing to do, and they are idle, so they just take this opportunity to get together and flatter Lu Pinghou~~

Li Qiusheng grinned so hard that he almost saw the back molars, "Brother Monkey~~ Are you happy~~"

Lu Pinghou smiled kindly, but there was nothing to love in his heart, baby, do you know how much money I made for my husband for this birthday?

"Happy~~ This is the happiest birthday I've ever had in my life..." That's right, adults are so hypocritical.

Li Qiusheng was very satisfied.

Lu Pinghou received a lot of phone calls at night. Dr. Kang was exhausted after performing surgery on the patient today, so he could only wish him birthday on the phone; I can call to say hello.

Yang Beibei also called him specifically, and respectfully wished his uncle a happy life every year.

Lu Pinghou's relatives and friends, who were not familiar with him, called to congratulate him one after another, and some sent greeting messages through chat software.

With so many people thinking about it, Lu Pinghou felt at ease.