Joy is not a cure for disease

Lu Pinghou opened the door, and the little prince followed him into the room.

"Do you mean to stay?" Lu Pinghou looked back at him and said.

The little prince glanced at him secretly, and nodded guiltily.

"That's fine." Lu Pinghou took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "Contact your family, and if they agree, I will keep you."

The little prince was stunned for a moment, stretched his neck to look at his mobile phone, his heart began to panic, he hesitated and didn't know what to do.

"Hurry up." Lu Pinghou urged him.

The little prince was terrified, he was at a loss, he really didn't know what to do, he had an expression of grievance abandoned by the whole world, his eyes were astringent, his mouth was pursed, and he really wanted to cry.

Seeing his appearance, Lu Pinghou was taken aback for a moment, why did he feel wronged?But... this look of crying or not is also very tasteful, he is itching.

Forget it, I don't know what hidden secrets this child has. As an adult, you shouldn't be serious with a child, especially such a beautiful and delicious child.

He clicked his tongue and pulled the little prince into the living room.

Lu Pinghou boiled a pot of hot water and poured him a cup. The little prince calmed down a bit, glanced at the white water in front of him, and said, "I only drink tea."

Lu Pinghou gave him a fixed look, then turned around calmly, took out a can of tea from the cabinet, grabbed some roughly, put it in the kettle, shook it vigorously, and poured him another cup.

The little prince shook his head and said with disgust, "You are such a rough person."

Lu Pinghou gritted his teeth, "Master is really rough."

The little prince didn't hear the foul language, smelled the fragrance of the tea, blew on the tea leaves floating on the surface, took a sip, then frowned, "This is old tea."

Lu Pinghou rolled his eyes, I still don't believe you can drink it.

The little prince said again: "This prince has also drank old tea before, adding some sweet dried fruit can get rid of the astringent taste."

Lu Pinghou was speechless, "Don't be my king, your surname is Wang."

The little prince shook his head, "Of course not."

"Then what's your name?"

The little prince glanced at him, pondered for a moment, and said seriously: "You remember, my surname is Li and my name is Qiusheng..."

"Li Qiusheng? Born in autumn?"

"That's right, but the word sheng starts with the word bamboo. My five elements lack wood and gold."

Lu Pinghou chuckled, "Are you sure you're not heartless?"

Li Qiusheng glared at him.

Lu Pinghou's heart trembled, his soul was seduced by his angry little eyes, and he suddenly felt evil.

"Look at me." Lu Pinghou picked up his phone and took a few photos of Li Qiusheng.

Li Qiusheng didn't know why, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Don't ask so many questions, just cooperate with me."

Lu Pinghou took a few more photos of him, from various angles. Li Qiusheng's bewildered face, coupled with SpongeBob SquarePants' exaggerated surprise expression, is indeed a bit abnormally cute.

Lu Pinghou found another roll of adhesive tape, tore off a section, and asked Li Qiusheng to press up ten fingers one by one, even the palm of his hand, and then he pulled off two hairs. Li Qiusheng felt the pain and covered his head. stare at him.

Lu Pinghou sealed all these things in a transparent bag and put them together in a cowhide file bag, then called Li Weilin and asked him to pick up the things, and asked him to send them to the armed police officer in T City, asking him to help investigate.

Lu Haikong had reported it to him, and according to the information he inquired, no child in these eight villages was mentally ill, and no one was lost to find someone. The child refused to confess, so he had to resort to the police.

The armed police officer is a good friend of Lu Pinghou, and the two of them worked hand in hand and did many things that hurt nature and reason.

In his heart, Lu Pinghou really wanted to detain this little psycho, but the premise was that he had to know the origin of this child.

The staff in Lujia Village basically ate in the big canteen, but Lu Ping Hou was tricky and opened it alone.Zhou Hui said that he was going to buy vegetables. The vegetables are actually his own. You can pick the bad-looking ones from the vegetable field and basically don’t need to spend money. Only when you want to improve the food and eat some expensive and rare vegetables or meat and seafood. It's worth spending money on.

On the way, Zhou Hui met a small team that hunted wild boars in the morning. They had already disemboweled and cleaned the wild boars. They were about to give the best part to Lord Hou to flatter him. When they saw Zhou Hui, they asked him to take them back. .

Zhou Hui came home with big bags and small bags of ingredients. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Li Qiusheng sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching TV intently.

What was playing on the TV was the CD of SpongeBob SquarePants dug out from Li Weilin. SpongeBob SquarePants was chatting with Pai Daxing, and there were occasional bursts of perverted laughter.Li Qiusheng's soul was taken away by them, leaving only a shell, and he couldn't even close his mouth.

Zhou Hui put down his things, walked up to Lu Pinghou, and asked, "Why isn't this kid leaving?"

Lu Pinghou opened the window, puffed out the clouds, occasionally glanced at Li Qiusheng, and his eyes showed pure greed.

"I'm not leaving, I'm staying here for now."

Zhou Hui took a look at him and understood everything in his heart. He was speechless and persuaded: "I think this child is not mentally normal. Don't take advantage of others' danger and harm others."

Lu Pinghou clicked his tongue and said in disgust, "What are you talking about, hurry up and cook."

Zhou Hui shook his head and cast a sympathetic look at Li Qiusheng.Li Qiusheng didn't notice at all that he was immersed in the sea of ​​SpongeBob's fantasy and couldn't extricate himself.

Zhou Hui washed his hands and prepared dinner. Everyone didn't eat well at noon, so he wanted to make something richer for the evening.

The best wild pork is cut into pieces and painted with sugar color, and then poured into a casserole and simmered over low heat.All kinds of washed vegetables, cut into pieces, sliced ​​and shredded, beaten eggs, slapped garlic, adjusted sauce, fried and fried... Zhou Hui can do these with ease, and even take time to answer the phone.

Li Weilin went to T City to deliver things to the armed police officer, and when he came back, he caught up with Zhang Xiujie and Lu Haikong to finish work, so he rushed them back in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the door, he went into the kitchen, and Zhou Hui took a chopstick on his paw , screaming in pain, and hurried back upstairs to change clothes and take a shower.

The three elders have been running outside for a day, and they will not be allowed to eat until they are cleaned up.

Li Weilin ran to the stairs, then backed away, and suddenly found that the collection of SpongeBob SquarePants in the living room was his own collection of SpongeBob SquarePants. Suddenly, he was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What a fucking little bitch! I I'll fight with you!" Lu Pinghou slapped him away.

Lu Pinghou called Lu Haikong to help Li Qiusheng take a bath.

Lu Haikong was submissive, and took care of the little prince to take a comfortable bath...

Today's dinner is casserole stew, Mushu pork, sweet and sour pork, potato stew vermicelli, fried eggplant box, and a big vegetable.

Li Weilin didn't eat well at noon, so he quickly stuffed a few pieces of meat into his mouth, and wiped out a bowl of rice in an instant. He surrounded the rice cooker ferociously, trying to add more rice as if he didn't want money.

Zhang Xiujie despised him, "You are a pig."

"What do you know, when I am growing my body."

"Hey~ I'm already in my 20s, what are you looking for?"

"23 is still running around. You are all old and can't move~"

"Pooh look on your face."

"I don't want to run away..." Lu Haikong, 1.8 meters eight, looks very strong and a tough guy.

Li Qiusheng swallowed, watched them gobble it up in a daze, then looked down at his food in disbelief.

A bowl of rice, a plate of fried cabbage leaves, and a strip of pickled radish on the side.

He was isolated on one side of the dining table, unable to reach other dishes at all.

Li Qiusheng looked at Lu Pinghou in confusion, but Lu Pinghou buried his head in his meal and ignored him.

Li Qiusheng curled his lips and protested pitifully, "I...I want to eat meat too."

Lu Pinghou stopped his chopsticks, glanced at him, then stretched out his hand to pick up a piece of meat, dangled it in front of his eyes, and blew it slowly, Li Qiusheng smelled the fragrance of meat intoxicatedly, his small and full nose flapped one by one, cute extreme.

Lu Pinghou looked at his slanderous face, smiled cheaply and swallowed the meat.

Li Qiusheng was so angry that he hurt internally.

The old god Lu Pinghou was there, "The landlord's house doesn't have any surplus food. If you want to eat meat, you have to work."

"Work?" Li Qiusheng was taken aback.

"That's right." Lu Pinghou pointed to the others, "They all have to work, and they all have to pay a price."

Everyone was looking at their noses and noses and their hearts, and they knew Lu Pinghou's dirty thoughts in their hearts, but due to the power of Lord Hou, they could only protect themselves wisely.

Li Qiusheng was very aggrieved, and said angrily: "This king is born noble, no one has ever dared to order this king to work."

"Then go home."

"..."

The two-story building where everyone lived was originally built in the village. Lu Pinghou asked someone to expand a part of it, and then refurbished the exterior, and decorated the interior, turning it into a similar two-story villa.

There are five rooms in the small villa. Zhou Hui and Lu Pinghou's grandma sleep on the first floor, Zhang Xiujie and Lu Haikong sleep in the largest room, Li Weilin sleeps in a small room, and Hou Ye himself sleeps in the big room.

"There is no extra room, if you can't, just sleep with me." Lu Pinghou said nonsense seriously.

"Master Hou... please respect yourself..." everyone urged.

In the end, Li Qiusheng was arranged in the small living room on the second floor, separated from Lu Pinghou's room by a wall.

Everyone went back to their rooms to rest. Before Lu Pinghou returned to his room, he secretly stuffed Li Qiusheng with a boiled egg.Li Qiusheng held the still warm egg, glanced at Lu Pinghou, Lu Pinghou rubbed his head, and went back to his room to sleep, Li Qiusheng's hatred for Lu Pinghou instantly returned to zero...

Lu Pinghou had a very exciting day today. He tossed and turned for a long time before falling asleep. He woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to go to the bathroom.

As soon as he opened the door, he was covered in white sweat.

Wrapped in a blanket, Li Qiusheng was squatting against the wall opposite his bedroom door.

The moonlight came in from the window and shone on Li Qiusheng's body, pale and pale, with long black hair drooping messily outside, looking very cautious.

"Damn it! You're pretending to be a chastity!" Lu Pinghou was so frightened that he yelled at him in a low voice, only to see that he was wrapped tightly in the blanket and trembling all over.

"Hello!" Lu Pinghou approached him, knelt down and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Qiusheng showed half of his head, his big eyes were full of tears, his voice was filled with tears, and he said aggrievedly: "I...I want to show respect..."

Lu Pinghou was about to collapse, "Huh? This...why did you fall ill again? Where are you going out of the palace in the middle of the night?"

"No...not..." Li Qiusheng pouted, thought for a while, and said, "I...I want to pee..."

"..." Lu Pinghou was speechless, pointing to a doorway next to him, "Didn't I tell you that the toilet is here?"

"I...I can't get in..."

"..." Lu Pinghou glanced at the toilet doorknob, then at Li Qiusheng, and began to seriously doubt his spirit and IQ...

Lu Pinghou calmly waited for Li Qiusheng to pee, the sound of rushing caused ripples in his heart, he glanced at the little bird quietly, and raised the corner of his mouth evilly.

After Li Qiusheng finished urinating, he stood there and looked at him. Lu Pinghou sighed, grabbed some toilet paper and wiped the bird for him, then put the bird back into his pants, not forgetting to touch it...

"Wash your hands." Lu Pinghou ordered.

Li Qiusheng stretched his hands out in front of him. Lu Pinghou looked at him calmly, making sure that he couldn't see the meaning of a joke in his eyes. clean.

Lu Pinghou waited for Li Qiusheng to lie down on the sofa, Li Qiusheng stared at him and said, "Let's keep the light on..."

Lu Pinghou withdrew his hand that was about to turn off the lamp, and nodded.

"Have a good rest, good night."

Li Qiusheng looked at him, blinked, and imitated him and said, "Good night..."