Joy is not a cure for disease
Chapter 2 Chapter 2
The young man woke up leisurely, feeling the pain in his neck was unbearable, he hummed twice.He struggled for a while, and broke free from the rope with little effort.Zhou Hui had never tied anyone up before, so he tied a loose buckle.
The young man looked at himself in the bathroom mirror in shock, stretched out his hand to touch it in disbelief, and retracted his paws with a "swish" as soon as he touched the cold mirror.
He looked down at the weird clothes on his body, admired the ball head left and right in the mirror for a while, and then looked curiously at the hardcover bathroom, then remembered his situation, and quickly climbed out along the bathroom window.
Outside the window is the sloping tile roof. The young man carefully slipped down and finally lay on his side on the tile roof. Suddenly, a terrifying dog head appeared at the end of the tile roof like a ghost with big pure blue eyes. Disappeared quickly again...
My ancestors! !What is this thing! ! !
The young man was so frightened that he almost passed out, broke out in a cold sweat, and caressed his fragile heart tremblingly. He was afraid of being discovered, so he suppressed a howl.
Just when he thought he was hallucinating, the devil dog's head appeared again, this time it tilted its head and stared at the young man, and then quickly fell down unwillingly.
The husky was obviously very interested in this outsider. In order to get a closer look at him, he stretched his neck and hopped around several times. In the end, the tired Hachihachi panted and barked at the tiled roof on the second floor unwillingly. .
Zhou Hui was mopping the floor, he opened the window next to the bathroom in the corridor, and yelled at the dog at the door: "Pai Daxing, stop barking, if you bark again, I will castrate you!"
Pai Daxing watched Zhou Hui and the boy appear in front of him at the same time. The distance was very close, but there was a sense of discord... It stuck out its tongue and tilted its head, not quite understanding what happened.
The young man was so frightened that his three souls and seven souls collapsed, and he lay on the tile roof without daring to take a breath.
Seeing noon, the temperature is getting higher and higher, the sun is very hot, the roof tiles are getting hotter and hotter, the surrounding air is distorted, and there are waves of heat waves. The boy feels like a teppanyaki, hungry and thirsty, He felt very bitter and wanted to go home.
Lu Pinghou was shocked again when he came back with a group of people.The young man lay on the tile roof and pretended to be dead, while Daxing was sent to watch under him motionless.
Lu Pinghou lit a cigarette and exhaled foul air. He looked up at the young man, frowning tightly.
"Hey, why don't you go to heaven?"
Knowing that he couldn't escape, the young man wept silently, "Help me..."
Li Weilin screamed angrily, "Who gave you the guts to touch my pajamas!!"
Lu Haikong ran to the backyard to bring a ladder. The boy's legs were weak and he couldn't stand up. It took a lot of effort for everyone to lift him down.
The young man felt that he had been found out by escaping, and what awaited him would be endless torture. He gritted his teeth and was ready to fight this gang of "kidnappers", with a stubborn and tragic expression on his face.
Everyone was tired and hungry, so they had no time to talk to him.
Zhou will put lunch on the table, "I don't have much food at home, you let me watch him and I can't go out, so let's make do with lunch, come back early in the evening, and bring some food by the way."
Lunch is simple Yangzhou fried rice, seafood egg drop soup, and a big plate of homemade sausage.
Looking at the food, the young man felt that his nostrils were not enough, and the aroma was sprayed towards him one after another, and he forgot everything in an instant.
Zhou will serve dinner for everyone, and a bowl for the young man by the way.
The young man was quite surprised, the kidnapper gave him food?Thinking about it again, it won't be poisonous...
Zhou Hui handed him the rice and took it back, squinting his eyes, "Have you washed your hands?"
The boy was stunned, Lu Pinghou was speechless, and dragged him to the sink to wash his hands.
Only then did Zhou Hui give him his job.
The young man carefully looked at the others, and saw that everyone was eating from the same plate, so he swallowed, picked up the rice bowl and ate the rice.
"It's delicious!" He exclaimed, and pulled the rice vigorously. The bottom of a bowl of rice was drained in minutes. He handed the empty bowl to Zhouhui and said, "One more bowl!"
Everyone watched him dumbfounded as he finished a bowl of rice.
In fact, the boy was already too hungry, and he could eat a clean plate of dog food.
The corner of Lu Pinghou's mouth twitched faintly as he watched the boy chop up rice and drink soup stuffed with sausages like a starving ghost.
He sighed, thinking that this is a child, the one with thin skin and tender flesh doesn't look like a worker, maybe some client's child sneaked in to play with him.
Lu Pinghou took chopsticks and sausages for him, and said, "Where is your home? Uncle will take you home after dinner."
The young man swallowed his last mouthful of food and finally revived with full blood. His big eyes rolled around and looked at the group of people.
Although the people here wear weird clothes and cut their hair very short, they seem to be foreigners, but they don’t have scars, bald heads, beards or anything... The place they live in is weird, but the decorations are also very delicate, they don’t look like vicious people There will be taste.
"You...are not kidnappers?"
Li Weilin got angry when he saw that he was wearing his pajamas, "You are the kidnapper! No, you are a spy."
The young man frowned, "You didn't kidnap me, so how did I get here?"
Lu Pinghou was speechless, "I still want to ask you, where is your home? Why did you run into our field?"
The young man rubbed his swollen belly, absent-mindedly, "This king... naturally lives in Yuanzhong."
Zhang Xiujie: "Yuanzhong? I haven't heard of it."
Lu Haikong: "Which village is it?"
Lu Pinghou asked again: "What's your name?"
The young man glanced at him, and murmured in dissatisfaction, "Is it possible for you to ask about my king's name at will?"
Zhang Xiujie smiled and said, "Hey, you are still a member of the royal family? Let me listen to you and let us learn a lot."
Hearing what he said, the young man straightened his clothes and sat upright, "This king is the younger brother of the current Emperor Taihe, the Nineteenth Prince."
Everyone present had goosebumps silently.
In the late stage of the second disease, the identification is completed.
Zhou Hui was worried, pointed to his head and said to Lu Pinghou: "There is something wrong with him here."
Zhang Xiujie heheed twice, pointing at the orchid and said in a strange manner: "Hey, you are still a prince, by the way, this is our Lord Marquis, when the Long Live Lord comes, I will greet you collectively~~ "
Lu Haikong asked, "Which dynasty did Emperor Taihe belong to?"
Li Weilin made nonsense: "It's from the Tang Dynasty."
Zhang Xiujie asked again: "I said this little prince, do you know Wu Zetian?"
The little prince shook his head.
"Where is Tang Taizong?"
"I don't know."
Li Weilin quickly interjected, "What about Qin Shihuang?"
"Never heard of it."
Li Weilin laughed and trembled, "He's not as good as me!"
Zhang Xiujie patted the little prince, "I said brother, you have to be more reliable if you want to make up a story. At least you should figure out the 5000 years of China first."
Listening to their conversation, Lu Pinghou shook his head helplessly.
Zhou Hui leaned into his ear and whispered, "Could it be that this child ran away from home because of a dispute with his family?"
Lu Pinghou pondered for a while, and said to the little prince: "Okay, don't make it up, if you want to stay here for a few days, it's fine, but you have to contact your family, don't mess with it. Like."
Zhang Xiujie hurriedly stopped him: "Hey! Aren't you afraid that he will steal business secrets?"
"What do we have to steal?" This kind of IQ wants to steal secrets, it's really beyond our control.
The little prince frowned tightly, "What rice is chicken? This king will not steal your chickens."
Everyone was speechless.
Lu Pinghou glanced at the little prince, the young man has a handsome face, red lips and white teeth, big meatballs on his head, like a girl, the most beautiful are those big eyes, wide eyelids, plump silkworms, eyeballs dripping He has a godly attitude, coupled with a haughty posture, it seems that he has a somewhat pampered posture.
I don't know whose family raised the child, but he is quite pretty.
Although the child in front of him is not mentally normal, but the smooth and slippery look is very much to his liking.He often hangs around among the flowers, so of course he knows that in terms of quality, this child is undoubtedly top grade.
It's just... This child suddenly appeared in his field without a pass, and he couldn't tell where he came from, so it was indeed suspicious.Without knowing his details, Lu Pinghou didn't dare to attack easily.
There are many large machines in the fields in Lujia Village, and wild animals occasionally appear. In order to prevent accidents, people who enter the land of Lujia Village must be issued a pass. By the way, they will inform everyone of basic common sense and remind everyone to pay attention to personal safety.
He squinted his eyes and stretched out his hand to knock on the table, saying: "As for you, you can leave if you want, no one will stop you, if you want to stay, you have to abide by my rules, and you can figure it out."
The lunch break was not long. In the afternoon, Li Weilin drove the others to work. Zhou Hui locked the doors and windows, and said to the little prince who was kicked out and stood blankly at the door: "Good boy, don't make trouble. , go back where you came from, don’t wait for us to call the police, everyone is in trouble.” After speaking, he rode a small motorcycle to buy vegetables.
The little prince stood there at a loss, looking at the endless crop fields in front of him, lost.
"Where is this place..."
Lu Pinghou inspected the field and saw that there was no major problem. He was a little worried about that little psycho, wondering if he had left, if he would get lost in the ground, and what to do if he ran into a wild boar... Then he ran back convulsively .
Sure enough, the little prince sat at the door with Pai Daxing and guarded it.
Lu Pinghou didn't show any dew on his face, and said with disgust, "Why haven't you left yet?"
The little prince was listless, and when he saw someone coming back, he hurried over and asked, "Where is this place?"
"Didn't I tell you? This is Lujia Village."
"My king has never heard of it."
"That's your ignorance."
"You...you have to send me back."
"Okay, where is your home?"
"Naturally, Yuanzhong."
"never heard of that."
The little prince thought for a while, and said a few names similar to place names. Lu Pinghou shook his head and said he didn't know.
The little prince was a little impatient, "You guys tied me back, how could you not know anything!?"
"It's coming again." Lu Pinghou stretched out his hand and pinched his face, the tentacles were smooth and tender, which was very satisfactory, "You broke into our territory, without a pass, we have the right to detain you, besides, if you want It wasn't Wei Lin and the others who saved you, you were already beaten by wild boars."
The little prince's eyes widened, and an ominous premonition faintly surged in his heart.
He woke up from the cold in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he saw tall corn stalks everywhere. He was startled. He thought it was a prank by some bitch, and he gritted his teeth angrily. People discovered that he ignored other people's inquiries, cursed in shock, and then was gagged by a stinky cloth head, bound hands and feet, pressed onto a green-shelled monster and taken away...
There are many things here that he has never seen before, such as jeeps that run faster than horses, mobile phones that can talk to invisible people, mirrors that are too clear, weird home decorations, old men who don't know how to be polite, devil-like... vicious dog...
The little prince is very smart, he has seen many anecdotes and strange things, and after thinking about it, he was horrified.
"This king probably won't be able to go back..."
The author has something to say:
Weakly sell cute~ Please collect and support~~ (Changed it~~does not affect the plot~~)
The young man looked at himself in the bathroom mirror in shock, stretched out his hand to touch it in disbelief, and retracted his paws with a "swish" as soon as he touched the cold mirror.
He looked down at the weird clothes on his body, admired the ball head left and right in the mirror for a while, and then looked curiously at the hardcover bathroom, then remembered his situation, and quickly climbed out along the bathroom window.
Outside the window is the sloping tile roof. The young man carefully slipped down and finally lay on his side on the tile roof. Suddenly, a terrifying dog head appeared at the end of the tile roof like a ghost with big pure blue eyes. Disappeared quickly again...
My ancestors! !What is this thing! ! !
The young man was so frightened that he almost passed out, broke out in a cold sweat, and caressed his fragile heart tremblingly. He was afraid of being discovered, so he suppressed a howl.
Just when he thought he was hallucinating, the devil dog's head appeared again, this time it tilted its head and stared at the young man, and then quickly fell down unwillingly.
The husky was obviously very interested in this outsider. In order to get a closer look at him, he stretched his neck and hopped around several times. In the end, the tired Hachihachi panted and barked at the tiled roof on the second floor unwillingly. .
Zhou Hui was mopping the floor, he opened the window next to the bathroom in the corridor, and yelled at the dog at the door: "Pai Daxing, stop barking, if you bark again, I will castrate you!"
Pai Daxing watched Zhou Hui and the boy appear in front of him at the same time. The distance was very close, but there was a sense of discord... It stuck out its tongue and tilted its head, not quite understanding what happened.
The young man was so frightened that his three souls and seven souls collapsed, and he lay on the tile roof without daring to take a breath.
Seeing noon, the temperature is getting higher and higher, the sun is very hot, the roof tiles are getting hotter and hotter, the surrounding air is distorted, and there are waves of heat waves. The boy feels like a teppanyaki, hungry and thirsty, He felt very bitter and wanted to go home.
Lu Pinghou was shocked again when he came back with a group of people.The young man lay on the tile roof and pretended to be dead, while Daxing was sent to watch under him motionless.
Lu Pinghou lit a cigarette and exhaled foul air. He looked up at the young man, frowning tightly.
"Hey, why don't you go to heaven?"
Knowing that he couldn't escape, the young man wept silently, "Help me..."
Li Weilin screamed angrily, "Who gave you the guts to touch my pajamas!!"
Lu Haikong ran to the backyard to bring a ladder. The boy's legs were weak and he couldn't stand up. It took a lot of effort for everyone to lift him down.
The young man felt that he had been found out by escaping, and what awaited him would be endless torture. He gritted his teeth and was ready to fight this gang of "kidnappers", with a stubborn and tragic expression on his face.
Everyone was tired and hungry, so they had no time to talk to him.
Zhou will put lunch on the table, "I don't have much food at home, you let me watch him and I can't go out, so let's make do with lunch, come back early in the evening, and bring some food by the way."
Lunch is simple Yangzhou fried rice, seafood egg drop soup, and a big plate of homemade sausage.
Looking at the food, the young man felt that his nostrils were not enough, and the aroma was sprayed towards him one after another, and he forgot everything in an instant.
Zhou will serve dinner for everyone, and a bowl for the young man by the way.
The young man was quite surprised, the kidnapper gave him food?Thinking about it again, it won't be poisonous...
Zhou Hui handed him the rice and took it back, squinting his eyes, "Have you washed your hands?"
The boy was stunned, Lu Pinghou was speechless, and dragged him to the sink to wash his hands.
Only then did Zhou Hui give him his job.
The young man carefully looked at the others, and saw that everyone was eating from the same plate, so he swallowed, picked up the rice bowl and ate the rice.
"It's delicious!" He exclaimed, and pulled the rice vigorously. The bottom of a bowl of rice was drained in minutes. He handed the empty bowl to Zhouhui and said, "One more bowl!"
Everyone watched him dumbfounded as he finished a bowl of rice.
In fact, the boy was already too hungry, and he could eat a clean plate of dog food.
The corner of Lu Pinghou's mouth twitched faintly as he watched the boy chop up rice and drink soup stuffed with sausages like a starving ghost.
He sighed, thinking that this is a child, the one with thin skin and tender flesh doesn't look like a worker, maybe some client's child sneaked in to play with him.
Lu Pinghou took chopsticks and sausages for him, and said, "Where is your home? Uncle will take you home after dinner."
The young man swallowed his last mouthful of food and finally revived with full blood. His big eyes rolled around and looked at the group of people.
Although the people here wear weird clothes and cut their hair very short, they seem to be foreigners, but they don’t have scars, bald heads, beards or anything... The place they live in is weird, but the decorations are also very delicate, they don’t look like vicious people There will be taste.
"You...are not kidnappers?"
Li Weilin got angry when he saw that he was wearing his pajamas, "You are the kidnapper! No, you are a spy."
The young man frowned, "You didn't kidnap me, so how did I get here?"
Lu Pinghou was speechless, "I still want to ask you, where is your home? Why did you run into our field?"
The young man rubbed his swollen belly, absent-mindedly, "This king... naturally lives in Yuanzhong."
Zhang Xiujie: "Yuanzhong? I haven't heard of it."
Lu Haikong: "Which village is it?"
Lu Pinghou asked again: "What's your name?"
The young man glanced at him, and murmured in dissatisfaction, "Is it possible for you to ask about my king's name at will?"
Zhang Xiujie smiled and said, "Hey, you are still a member of the royal family? Let me listen to you and let us learn a lot."
Hearing what he said, the young man straightened his clothes and sat upright, "This king is the younger brother of the current Emperor Taihe, the Nineteenth Prince."
Everyone present had goosebumps silently.
In the late stage of the second disease, the identification is completed.
Zhou Hui was worried, pointed to his head and said to Lu Pinghou: "There is something wrong with him here."
Zhang Xiujie heheed twice, pointing at the orchid and said in a strange manner: "Hey, you are still a prince, by the way, this is our Lord Marquis, when the Long Live Lord comes, I will greet you collectively~~ "
Lu Haikong asked, "Which dynasty did Emperor Taihe belong to?"
Li Weilin made nonsense: "It's from the Tang Dynasty."
Zhang Xiujie asked again: "I said this little prince, do you know Wu Zetian?"
The little prince shook his head.
"Where is Tang Taizong?"
"I don't know."
Li Weilin quickly interjected, "What about Qin Shihuang?"
"Never heard of it."
Li Weilin laughed and trembled, "He's not as good as me!"
Zhang Xiujie patted the little prince, "I said brother, you have to be more reliable if you want to make up a story. At least you should figure out the 5000 years of China first."
Listening to their conversation, Lu Pinghou shook his head helplessly.
Zhou Hui leaned into his ear and whispered, "Could it be that this child ran away from home because of a dispute with his family?"
Lu Pinghou pondered for a while, and said to the little prince: "Okay, don't make it up, if you want to stay here for a few days, it's fine, but you have to contact your family, don't mess with it. Like."
Zhang Xiujie hurriedly stopped him: "Hey! Aren't you afraid that he will steal business secrets?"
"What do we have to steal?" This kind of IQ wants to steal secrets, it's really beyond our control.
The little prince frowned tightly, "What rice is chicken? This king will not steal your chickens."
Everyone was speechless.
Lu Pinghou glanced at the little prince, the young man has a handsome face, red lips and white teeth, big meatballs on his head, like a girl, the most beautiful are those big eyes, wide eyelids, plump silkworms, eyeballs dripping He has a godly attitude, coupled with a haughty posture, it seems that he has a somewhat pampered posture.
I don't know whose family raised the child, but he is quite pretty.
Although the child in front of him is not mentally normal, but the smooth and slippery look is very much to his liking.He often hangs around among the flowers, so of course he knows that in terms of quality, this child is undoubtedly top grade.
It's just... This child suddenly appeared in his field without a pass, and he couldn't tell where he came from, so it was indeed suspicious.Without knowing his details, Lu Pinghou didn't dare to attack easily.
There are many large machines in the fields in Lujia Village, and wild animals occasionally appear. In order to prevent accidents, people who enter the land of Lujia Village must be issued a pass. By the way, they will inform everyone of basic common sense and remind everyone to pay attention to personal safety.
He squinted his eyes and stretched out his hand to knock on the table, saying: "As for you, you can leave if you want, no one will stop you, if you want to stay, you have to abide by my rules, and you can figure it out."
The lunch break was not long. In the afternoon, Li Weilin drove the others to work. Zhou Hui locked the doors and windows, and said to the little prince who was kicked out and stood blankly at the door: "Good boy, don't make trouble. , go back where you came from, don’t wait for us to call the police, everyone is in trouble.” After speaking, he rode a small motorcycle to buy vegetables.
The little prince stood there at a loss, looking at the endless crop fields in front of him, lost.
"Where is this place..."
Lu Pinghou inspected the field and saw that there was no major problem. He was a little worried about that little psycho, wondering if he had left, if he would get lost in the ground, and what to do if he ran into a wild boar... Then he ran back convulsively .
Sure enough, the little prince sat at the door with Pai Daxing and guarded it.
Lu Pinghou didn't show any dew on his face, and said with disgust, "Why haven't you left yet?"
The little prince was listless, and when he saw someone coming back, he hurried over and asked, "Where is this place?"
"Didn't I tell you? This is Lujia Village."
"My king has never heard of it."
"That's your ignorance."
"You...you have to send me back."
"Okay, where is your home?"
"Naturally, Yuanzhong."
"never heard of that."
The little prince thought for a while, and said a few names similar to place names. Lu Pinghou shook his head and said he didn't know.
The little prince was a little impatient, "You guys tied me back, how could you not know anything!?"
"It's coming again." Lu Pinghou stretched out his hand and pinched his face, the tentacles were smooth and tender, which was very satisfactory, "You broke into our territory, without a pass, we have the right to detain you, besides, if you want It wasn't Wei Lin and the others who saved you, you were already beaten by wild boars."
The little prince's eyes widened, and an ominous premonition faintly surged in his heart.
He woke up from the cold in the morning. When he opened his eyes, he saw tall corn stalks everywhere. He was startled. He thought it was a prank by some bitch, and he gritted his teeth angrily. People discovered that he ignored other people's inquiries, cursed in shock, and then was gagged by a stinky cloth head, bound hands and feet, pressed onto a green-shelled monster and taken away...
There are many things here that he has never seen before, such as jeeps that run faster than horses, mobile phones that can talk to invisible people, mirrors that are too clear, weird home decorations, old men who don't know how to be polite, devil-like... vicious dog...
The little prince is very smart, he has seen many anecdotes and strange things, and after thinking about it, he was horrified.
"This king probably won't be able to go back..."
The author has something to say:
Weakly sell cute~ Please collect and support~~ (Changed it~~does not affect the plot~~)
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