Joy is not a cure for disease

There are only a few days until the opening ceremony of the autumn harvest, and the promotional video of the mainland countryside has begun to be played on TV, buses and other media in a loop. It cost Lu Pinghou a lot of money in just a few minutes, and he smoked several packs of cigarettes in distress.Fortunately, the buddy I'm looking for is reliable, and the broadcast will be in prime time, which should bring satisfactory income.

In addition to TV, DM list, Internet, WeChat and other external publicity, the Lu family's ten miles and eight villages must also be arranged.This year, several advertising towers have been set up on the roadside, as well as the holiday villa area, horse farm, various agricultural product areas, and staff dormitory areas. Of course, there are venue layouts on the opening ceremony day and air publicity such as hot air balloon helicopters. , plus all kinds of agricultural and sideline product packaging promotions, website updates and other trivial tasks, the vigorous autumn harvest promotion almost exhausted Zhang Xiujie and Lu Haikong.

Lu Pinghou has been very busy these two days, and he has to take care of all the big and small things himself. He is so busy that he doesn't even have time to shave his beard. He looks very manly, but he is disgusted by the little psychopath because he is too annoying.

He was angry and tortured Zhang Xiujie while waving the electric razor.

The screen of the new advertising tower is still empty, Lu Pinghou desperately urged him to design it quickly.

Zhang Xiujie asked: "Then what style do you want to design?"

"You look at it."

"Should I change the DM sheet to another line? Anyway, the content of the promotion is the same, and the repetitive pictures are easier to recognize and remember."

"Well, you shit ball, why are you so lazy, be careful I won't give you food."

Zhang Xiujie pursed his lips, and worked hard for two hours to make a version of the picture.

Lu Pinghou pointed to the screen in the computer software, "Enlarge this LOGO for me."

Zhang Xiujie snorted, waved his mouse and keyboard, and quickly enlarged the logo.

"You change the font of the headline."

"What kind of replacement?"

"Why do you ask me as a designer?"

"Oh."

Zhang Xiujie changed to the latest fashion font and added a slant, the visual effect is pretty good.

Lu Pinghou found fault: "Tsk, change to a bolder font."

Zhang Xiujie silently bolded...

"This color is too dull, let it be brighter and lively."

Most of the publicity materials in the mainland countryside are dark green in color, symbolizing natural health and stability.Zhang Xiujie silently brightened the color a little bit, Lu Pinghou clicked his tongue, shook his hand, and quickly turned it up a little more...

Then the whole picture jumped out, completely out of his control.

The green wow-wah shiny picture looks like a small advertisement in a newspaper selling counterfeit medicine...

Lu Pinghou also felt quite disgusted, and frowned: "Use your brain, don't make a fool of yourself, I want that calmness with a bit of liveliness, and a sense of luxury in a low-key way."

How can a ghost understand you! !

Zhang Xiujie stared at him with wide eyes, trying to convey his dissatisfaction to him.

Lu Pinghou raised his eyebrows, "Forget it, let's try another rendering."

Change your paralysis effect picture!What about the renderings!The effect picture provokes you!If you can't poop, it's because the earth is not attractive! !Are you sick! !The medicine cannot be stopped!

Zhang Xiujie changed pictures silently with a ferocious expression.

Lu Pinghou brushed his hair and sighed again: "This is not the feeling I want..."

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"Enlarge the contact information a little more, and the LOGO too. Enlarge it a little more, put it in the middle, and the main title..."

Zhang Xiujie got angry, dropped his keyboard, and slammed his mouse at him frantically, "Axi! You're a dead gay upstart! What a mess! You put everything so hot! You can forget about posting banners!!"

Lu Pinghou kicked him away.

Zhang Xiujie died...

Lu Pinghou saw that it was almost done, and if the bullying continued, it was time to strike, "Forget it, there is no need to change it, just use the first version."

Zhang Xiujie lied to the corpse, "Oh! I'll blow up your dick!! It's changed beyond recognition! Do you still remember what the first version looked like!?"

"Tsk! Then change the DM list, hurry up!"

Zhang Xiujie felt the malice from all over the world.

"A person like you should be dipped in a pig cage!!!"

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Zhang Xiujie angrily changed the picture of the advertising tower, and sent it to the production company without waiting for Lu Pinghou's approval.

The production company is impatient, the previous account has not been settled yet!Why do you have the face to do a new job again? !

Zhang Xiujie couldn't make up his mind, so he ran to find Zhouhui, "Zhouhui! The production company is urging to pay the bill. If they don't pay the bill, they will do it!"

Puffs of black smoke billowed from Zhou Hui's body, and he could barely control the power of the prehistoric, "Hurry up! Just know it! Tell them! I did it honestly! Otherwise, I won't even think about the previous money." want!"

Zhang Xiujie ran back in a hurry, and relayed the exact words to the production company's coordinator.

The production company replied: You guys are a bunch of bandits!

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Duan Xiaojun... I've been too busy lately...