Joy is not a cure for disease

It was dark when Lu Pinghou came back, and Li Qiusheng and Yang Beibei rushed down to him, hugging their thighs and necks the other.

Lu Pinghou was almost knocked down, so he quickly helped them.

Li Qiusheng's height had an advantage, and he began to complain when he climbed to Lu Pinghou: "Brother Monkey! He bullied me! He pushed me into the mud today!"

Yang Beibei hugged Lu Pinghou's thigh and kicked him: "Ah bah! The villain will sue first!"

Li Qiusheng kicked him back, "Ah! You little bitch!"

Yang Beibei used both hands and feet: "Bah bah! You bitch bitch!"

"..."

Lu Pinghou had a splitting headache, so he quickly stopped them both, "Stop it!"

The two got off him angrily.

Lu Pinghou took a look at Li Qiusheng, Li Qiusheng's eyes widened indignantly, and then he took a look at Yang Beibei, Yang Beibei pouted and lowered his head.

Lu Pinghou asked: "What's going on?"

Li Qiusheng complained to Lu Pinghou angrily, "He tripped me and pushed me into the mud!"

Yang Beibei couldn't argue, "You! You sprayed people with feces! You even smacked my face!"

"If you don't push me into the mud pit, I will smash you?!"

"I didn't mean it! Why are you so narrow-minded!"

"Next time I will push you into the cow dung pile! Let me tell you that I didn't do it on purpose! Let's see if you are disgusting!"

"mean!"

"Dirty!"

"I, Yang Beibei, won't do those sneaky things!"

"you……"

"I, Yang Beibei, have always been aboveboard!"

"I, Yang Beibei, stand upright and dare to act!"

"I, Yang Beibei..."

Yang Beibei's mouth was chattering like a machine gun, resolutely not giving anyone a chance to interrupt.

Lu Pinghou's blood pressure skyrocketed, and the word Yang Beibei was all over his head. It was like a magic voice piercing through his brain. He resisted him angrily, and slapped his buttocks twice.

"Yang Beibei, Yang Beibei! Your name is Yang Beibei! It sounds greasy! Apologize to everyone named Yang Beibei in the world!"

Yang Beibei was suddenly spanked and screamed in fright, "I'm sorry!!"

…………

Lu Pinghou asked Yang Beibei to go to the upstairs wall to think about it, then turned his head to comfort the little psycho.

"This kid is naughty, I'll teach him later, let's grow up and stop fussing with brats~ Be good~"

Li Qiusheng was still very angry, pouted and didn't speak.

Lu Pinghou glanced around and saw no one around, so he put his arms around the little psychopath and kissed him.

Kiss the forehead first, then the face, and finally poke the mouth, and then the two hug each other sweetly...

During dinner, Lu Pinghou asked Lu Haikong to ask Yang Beibei to come down, but Yang Beibei didn't even open the door for Lu Haikong, so he couldn't come out alive.

Lu Haikong returned in defeat, Lu Pinghou had no choice but to invite him in person.

Yang Beibei didn't appreciate it at all, and Lu Pinghou couldn't influence him with all his good words. He could only threaten him, "If you don't open the door again, I will hack the picture of you peeing your pants on the homepage of your school website!"

I wipe!So weak, he deserves to be my real uncle!And you must believe that he can definitely do it!

Yang Beibei succumbed to his lust and obediently opened the door.

Lu Pinghou licked his head and softened his tone: "Go down and eat, wait for me to feed you."

Yang Beibei froze his neck, curled his mouth, and closed his eyes, "Don't eat! Forget it if you starve to death!"

Lu Pinghou tried to drag him down, "Don't make trouble, Uncle Zhou made delicious food for you, he will beat you if you don't eat it."

Yang Beibei slammed the door and refused to let go, "I won't eat! I won't eat!"

Lu Pinghou left him without hesitation, turned around and pretended to leave, "Forget it if you don't eat."

Yang Beibei didn't expect him to let go suddenly, staggered, and howled angrily: "Ahhh!! You come back to me!!"

Lu Pinghou crossed his arms and sighed: "What do you want?"

Yang Beibei said without hesitation: "You won't love me if you have a little wife!!"

Lu Pinghou frowned and clicked his tongue: "Don't talk nonsense, you are my forever nephew."

"Then you believe him or not!" Yang Beibei was so wronged, her eye circles and nose were red, and she stomped her feet anxiously, "The whole world can disbelieve me! You can't!!"

Lu Pinghou's heart twitched when he heard it. Although he was a little awkward, he was still very moved, and he also felt a sense of accomplishment for no reason...

This child has been kissing him since he was a child, and Lu Pinghou loves him dearly.

But why do children nowadays mature so precociously, why don’t they watch messy TV shows, don’t want those with high EQ, and there is a limit to heredity...

The little boy stubbornly bit his lip to keep the tears from streaming down...

Lu Pinghou rubbed his face and hugged him, "Don't bite your mouth, it's almost torn."

Yang Beibei let go of his mouth, and Douda's tears fell down.

Lu Pinghou sighed, patted and coaxed the bear child in his arms.

After all, I'm still a child...

Yang Beibei hugged Lu Pinghou's neck, and cried for a long time.

Lu Pinghou carried him to the small terrace, comforting him softly while giving him comfort.

Yang Beibei was almost crying. She rubbed her red eyes. Two of her long eyelashes fell out, but she felt much better.

"I really... didn't mean to..."

Lu Pinghou wiped his tears for him, "Well, what's going on?"

"I just... I just saw his shoelaces untied, um... um... I didn't pay attention... I stepped on it... Then he fell into the pit, I... I wanted to pull him, no Stand firm...and push him down..."

"..."

Yang Beibei pouted and looked at him.

Lu Pinghou blinked: "Okay, uncle believes in you."

Yang Beibei lowered her head and clasped her fingers, "Well..."

Lu Pinghou patted him, "Then shall we go for dinner?"

Yang Beibei shook her head, "I'm not in the mood."

"..."

Lu Pinghou just hugged him and let the wind blow outside.

"You know, they bullied me at school, and I endured it..."

Lu Pinghou knew that he was holding back something in his heart, and deliberately led him to say it, "Why are they bullying you?"

"Pink eye disease." Yang Beibei expressed helplessness.

"Then why do you put up with them?"

"They are all children. They are inferior to me in everything. I am envious, jealous and hateful. I understand that if they are ignorant, I can still be as knowledgeable as them? I don't care about them."

You still have a set... Lu Pinghou thinks it's funny.

"Then you tell mom and dad or tell the teacher."

"What kind of skill is that? It's all children's means."

Lu Pinghou pinched his nose: "You are just a brat."

Yang Beibei dodged with a smile and began to shake his calf.

"In the future, if they provoke me again, I will beat them until they don't even recognize their own mother."

"Hey..." Lu Pinghou shook his head.

"Why are you sighing? Did I let you down?" Yang Beibei was very puzzled.

"If you do this, you will kill [-] enemies and lose [-]. In fact, there are ways to solve the problem without doing anything."

"what way?"

"Return the way of the other to the other."

"Let's talk about people."

Lu Pinghou clicked his tongue, "You can deal with them as they want to deal with you."

"I don't do those sneaky things." Yang Beibei disdainfully.

"Then there is a way that won't hurt yourself. To deal with evil people, you must use evil to cure evil."

"Then how to cure it?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Lu Pinghou spanked him, "You are my nephew. Although your surname is not Lu, you are of the same blood as me, so you don't know how to do it."

Yang Beibei glared at him, and the corners of her mouth curled up, feeling a little excited.

Lu Pinghou breathed a sigh of relief. A child of this age is very likely to become tired of studying if he is bullied at school. He lured him on the right path intentionally or unintentionally, and it seems that the effect is not bad.

"Then Uncle Haikong is also in our family." Yang Beibei said surprisingly.

Lu Pinghou felt helpless, "...he is a mutant."

Lu Haikong sneezed and lay down inexplicably.

Lu Pinghou shook him in his arms, and discussed with him: "From now on, don't keep fighting against Li Qiusheng."

As soon as Yang Beibei heard Li Qiusheng's name, she became furious: "Since when did I confront him? It's clear that you are biased, because he satisfies your unknown desire...Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

"One day I will tear your mouth apart."

Yang Beibei was forced to apologize to Li Qiusheng. Although it was not intentional, it also indirectly caused the tragedy.

Li Qiusheng saw that he looked like he had cried, and thought that Marquis Lu Ping had educated him, seeing his pouting pitifully, he didn't intend to argue with him anymore.

Then the two almost got into a fight over who was sitting next to Lu Pinghou...

"Old and young are respectful and orderly! Do you understand the rules!?"

"Respect the old and love the young, do you understand!?"

"It's such an eyesore at such a young age, no wonder it's easy to get beaten!"

"You are so old and still care about children, you are really worthless!"

"…………"

What a sweet and painful burden...

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