Non-Human Egg Guide

The sun shines in from the window. In midsummer, even in the morning, it will make people feel unbearably hot. Fortunately, there is air conditioning in the room, so it is not so unbearable.Jing Qichen woke up from his sleep, and found that everything around him belonged to the neighbor's decoration. He touched his body, and found that except for the bottom of his trousers, he was completely naked, as if he had just been beaten into the womb. come out.

However, he didn't think about it elsewhere. There were no clothes and pants in the house, and Yan Xu probably took them out to dry.

Fortunately, the phone was still on the bed, Jing Qichen looked at the unlocking screen, it was only 07:30 in the morning, he yawned, and opened the door with only a pair of trousers on.

The smell of millet porridge came from outside, Yan Xu was cooking at this time, Eggy surrounded the pot.

It should be due to the sunshine, Jing Qichen now feels his whole body is warm.

"You go take a shower first." Yan Xu saw Jing Qichen open the door and came out, holding a spatula and ordered.

Jing Qichen nodded.

Yan Xu said again: "By the way, I washed your clothes for you. You can change them when you go back to take a shower. I didn't know where your keys were last night, so I didn't send you back."

"Okay, then I'll go back and take a shower first." Jing Qichen carried his wrinkled suit in a plastic pocket, and sneaked home in a pair of trousers.

Eggy looked at Jing Qichen's leaving back, and looked away contemptuously, hum!Uncle's ass is so nasty!

Mrs. Chen came over after breakfast, she was the only one, still wearing the red dress from yesterday.It's just that there is no makeup on the face, and it looks much older.She is very slender, like a bamboo pole, and may not be very attractive in the eyes of men.

"Xiao Yan." Aunt Chen began to choke up after being welcomed in by Yan Xu. She sat on the sofa, as if she had just been picked up from the pool.

Aunt Chen's tears flowed down her cheeks: "What should I do?"

"I can't find anyone to talk about this anymore." Mrs. Chen's skin is a little yellow and dull, facing the pots and pans every day, she looks much older than her actual age, and her skin condition is not good.

Yan Xu poured Aunt Chen a glass of orange juice, and Aunt Chen held the quilt in her hands, her hands trembling all the time.

Yan Xu knew that Mrs. Chen just wanted to talk to someone, and it would be too tiring for only her to know some things.But Yan Xu also knew what Mrs. Chen was going to say.

"You know, Lao Chen sent An Jiaojiao home last night. I thought it was delivered to the door and came back. After all, there was a traffic jam on the road, so I didn't think much about it." Mrs. Chen's skin was loose, she took the tissue and started blowing her nose "I checked his mobile phone this morning and found that there was an unaccounted for account. I just found out that he took a taxi last night, and it was only 10 minutes after he sent An Jiaojiao back. It was from the hot pot restaurant to An Jiaojiao. home route."

"You said, did he cheat?" Mrs. Chen looked like the sky was falling. She was a traditional woman who had always been honest with her husband and raised her children, without any special skills.No matter whether Lao Chen scolded her or beat her, she thought it was her duty to be a wife, not to mention that Lao Chen had never hit her.

The sisters around her all said that she was lucky to find someone like Lao Chen, so she herself was immersed in such a false illusion of happiness.

Yan Xu didn't speak, and he didn't know what to say, because Brother Chen had been cheating, and Mrs. Chen had already made up her mind.

"Why An Jiaojiao?" Mrs. Chen covered her face, "What's so good about her? Besides, Lao Shi and Lao Chen are poker friends. They've known each other for so many years, how could they make that hand?"

"What do you think I should do?" Mrs. Chen grabbed Yan Xu's hand like a life-saving straw, "Go and persuade Brother Chen, for the sake of this family, for the sake of Xiaodun'er, don't make any more mistakes."

Yan Xu sighed, he knew that Mrs. Chen had lost her mind now, she came to this city far away from her hometown, moved to this community, and as a housewife, Mrs. Chen didn't have many friends.Both her family life and her spiritual life are very poor, she has no friends, and the only person she complains about is Yan Xu, who is only a neighbor.

"Sister-in-law Chen, get a divorce if you can't do it." Yan Xu persuaded, "Go and have a talk with Brother Chen. If you really can't, you can live alone."

Mrs. Chen was startled, her face was still full of tears, she hurriedly waved her hands: "No, no divorce, how embarrassing!"

Yan Xu was stunned, Mrs. Chen's first reaction to reject the divorce proposal was not because of Xiaodun'er, nor because she forgave Brother Chen's actions, but just because of embarrassment.

"He...he asked me what I wanted to eat last night, and he went to buy it for me today. He still loves me, but he made some mistakes." Sister-in-law Chen looked at Yan Xu firmly, not knowing if she was talking to herself. Listen or tell Yan Xu, "He won't give up this family for An Jiaojiao, he still loves me and Xiaodun'er."

Those who get into the horns of a dead end will not listen to persuasion, and Yan Xu is not going to talk about the divorce anymore, so he can only say: "Sister-in-law Chen, you should go back and have a good rest, and then think of a way when you calm down. You are in this state It's not appropriate to talk about it."

Mrs. Chen nodded confusedly: "Yes, I want to take a good rest, I'll go back first."

Yan Xu sent Mrs. Chen back, but Brother Chen was not at home.

Brother Chen works as a supervisor in an insurance company, and his monthly salary is at least 1 yuan, which is enough for a family of three.However, because I often have to socialize, hold meetings and run business, I can only go home very late every day, unless I ask for leave or have a holiday.He is a standard male chauvinist, everything is self-centered, he is very righteous to his friends, but he is very ordinary to his wife and children.

It's about that kind: a faithful believer whose brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes.

"Sister-in-law Chen, get a good night's sleep." Yan Xu watched Mrs. Chen enter the house before retreating, "I'll think about it when I wake up."

Yan Xu actually didn't want to meddle in other people's housework, but Mrs. Chen has always been very kind to him since he moved here.She often brings him small biscuits, and Mrs. Chen has been helping him during the renovation a few years ago, including choosing furniture. Mrs. Chen also introduced him to several high-quality and cheap markets. She is a very warm-hearted person.

He is not Mrs. Chen, so he cannot think from Mrs. Chen's point of view.

If he were Mrs. Chen, he would have already divorced Brother Chen.But obviously, for Mrs. Chen, rather than a divorce, she hopes that Brother Chen and Ms. An can cut off this improper relationship between men and women.

Eggy was soaked in the still bubbling soda water, but unfortunately the basin was too shallow, Eggy couldn't soak her whole body in it, it was a bit uncomfortable.

The weather is too hot today, Yan Xu is covered in sweat after standing outside for a while, he is not ready to go out.This weather is suitable for squatting at home, eating watermelon with the air conditioner blowing on it.Or juice the watermelon with extra ice cubes.Yan Xu also bought ice powder online, and planned to make ice powder by himself.

The ice powder on the market is directly added with brown sugar water. Yan Xu is going to make it himself. Mix the ice powder, top it with brown sugar water, then mix in the mint water, put preserved fruit and ice cubes, it is a cool and refreshing artifact .It's as good as watermelon.

Eggy just watched Papa busy in the basin, oh, it's so comfortable, Eggy doesn't want to get up.

The hottest time in summer is the time to eat, drink, sleep and sleep at home. Every time Yan Xu comes to this season, he will sincerely thank himself for choosing a freelance job back then.There is no need to squeeze the subway or bus in this weather.Although this job is unstable, sometimes when the manuscript fee is high, I can still travel around with Dandan.When the manuscript fee was low, the father and son lived frugally at home.

Proper Moonlight Clan.

"Eggy, help Papa watch the fire, let the water boil and call Papa, Papa will go buy watermelon first." Yan Xu touched the top of Dandan's head.

Eggy bounced to show that she heard it.

Yan Xu took off his apron. Fortunately, there is a supermarket downstairs, and watermelon is not expensive, but just as Yan Xu opened the door, he saw a skinny little rooster standing outside his door. Wearing a red scarf, but not wearing the little yellow hat that Grandma Yang said.

The little rooster seemed to have been here for a long time, as soon as Yan Xu opened the door, he rushed in.

When Yan Xu was stunned, the little rooster had already grabbed Dandan, and it stepped on top of Dandan's head, looking like a hostage-taker.He held his head high and proudly.

For some reason, Yan Xu felt that the little rooster's expression was not arrogant, but rather indescribably pitiful and cautious. Its paws touched Eggy's body in vain without even exerting any force.The weight of my body depends entirely on the flapping of the wings, which is very difficult.

"Whose chicken is this?" Yan Xu grabbed the little rooster's wing base and lifted it to a level with himself.

"Little guy, what are you doing at my house? Go back quickly, or you will be caught and eaten."

Hearing the word "eat", the little rooster trembled and began to struggle desperately.

The back of Yan Xu's hand was scratched by the little rooster's paw, and a drop of blood flowed out, just dripping on the eggshell of Eggy.

Eggy went crazy: Papa got hurt! !Papa! !

Eggy jumped three feet high, and used her body as a weapon to hit the little rooster's back viciously. This was a giant egg hitting with all its might.The little rooster was instantly stunned, lying powerlessly on the floor, looking as if he was about to die.

snort!Bully Papa!This is the fate of bullying my papa!Eggy was proud, but she still jumped over and rubbed Papa's arm.

Papa doesn’t hurt~ I’ll rub your balls for you, it hurts Feifei~

Yan Xu touched the balls, and he squatted down to check the condition of the little cock. There was no trauma on his body, but he was very thin, and he could feel the bones when he touched it.His breathing was normal, and he didn't get hit by Eggy.

Yan Xu couldn't help but think of Xiao Dun'er because of the bones of his body, and Xiao Dun'er has also looked skinny since he came back.And Granny Yang also said before that this strange little rooster is fat and tender, and it suddenly lost weight from its chubby appearance.

Yan Xu sneered.

"I'm really confused. Could it be that because Eggy is a monster, I think this chicken is also a monster?"

Eggy:? ?Papa, this chicken is indeed a monster!