Non-Human Egg Guide

After nine o'clock at night, the lights are brightly lit, and the neighborhood is the busiest time at this point.The street lamps cast dim lights, and the loudspeakers in the community played familiar music.A group of old men and women are still dancing, and young people occasionally join in. The community is not too big, but there are quite a lot of people.

Before Yan Xu moved to this community, he had always been a taciturn, solitary loner, always keeping a certain distance from others.Not too close, not too distant.It's just that I don't know why, but since I moved to this community, my popularity has improved a lot.

On the way from the gate of the community to his building, Yan Xu had greeted so many people.

"Xiaoyan, this is a newcomer. I've seen him several times." The old man walked over tremblingly with a cane - you know, they looked very energetic when dancing .

Yan Xu stood up straight, nodded, and said politely: "Yes, Grandpa Li, he is not feeling well, I will send him back."

Old Master Li smiled and patted Jing Qichen's face, only to find that Jing Qichen was still awake.

"Xiao Yan, what does this young man like to eat?"

Yan Xu: "I don't know."

Mrs. Li still smiled: "That's fine, you go first."

"Goodbye, Grandpa Li." Yan Xu nodded.

After Yan Xu walked away, the old woman let go of Mrs. Li's hand, and the dancers surrounded her. The atmosphere was very strange, and the smile on the old woman's face disappeared: "Have you figured it out? The new one is a What?"

Old Master Li shook his head: "No, it's too deep to hide."

"Are you sure you are the same as us?" Someone asked, "Is it really a "person"?"

Mrs. Li waved his hand: "It's not a "person". Although I don't feel what he is, he is indeed not a "person."

"Uncle Li, you can't even feel it?" Someone exclaimed, "You have the highest cultivation level among us."

"Anyway, don't mess with him, we can hide if we don't provoke him." Mrs. Li coughed, "If he wants to attack us, he doesn't have to wait until now, it's not a spy movie, you think he's going to lurk? "

Onlookers: "That's right—"

After Mrs. Li finished speaking, the crowd dispersed.

Jing Qichen was wearing his suit jacket, with one arm on Yan Xu's shoulder, and Yan Xu walked with difficulty.The whole person was in a daze, without any energy, and seemed to faint in the next second.

It was hard to help Jing Qichen to the gate of his house, but Jing Qichen couldn't find the key, he was staggering, the power of motion sickness was a bit strong, and it was more troublesome than Yan Xu's drinking four or two pots .

Seeing that Jing Qichen couldn't find his trouser bag, Yan Xu had no choice but to reach in and look for it by himself.

...Who on earth made the suit pants bag so deep...

And does anyone really keep their keys in the pant pocket of their suit pants?

Huh?What did I touch?

Thick, long, hard, and jumping!

Yan Xu took out his hand with a calm face, helped Jing Qichen turn around with a calm face, and went to open the door of his own house with a calm face.

As soon as the door was closed, Dandan couldn't wait to jump out of the backpack, and it hopped around Jing Qichen a few times.

ah!Uncle is going to stay at our house today!Although uncle's embrace is very warm, Eggy doesn't like him anymore!

Eggy faced Papa with the eggshell without facial features, and wanted Papa to see her resolute resistance to uncle living in the house!

"Dandan, please go to the bathroom to wait for the papa, and the papa will wash Dandan fragrant." Yan Xu touched the top of Dandan's head, and his tone was full of pampering, "I will give Dandan a soda tomorrow. How about Sprite?"

Wow! !

Eggs want it!Good balls!Egg pop soda! !

Eggy couldn't wait to jump to the bathroom.

After all, Jing Qichen is a guest, and Yan Xu is not very good at letting people sleep on the sofa, so he can only move Jing Qichen, who is already unconscious, to the bedroom with difficulty - he can get dizzy like this even if he gets a car sickness, Yan Xu It's also the first time I've seen it, and it's really invincible.

But after all, Jing Qichen is a tall man about 1.8 meters tall, with strong muscles. Although it doesn't look exaggerated, it is full of weight.Yan Xucai brought him into the room, and was just about to put him on the bed, but he lost his balance and fell on the bed by himself.Jing Qichen, who was supporting him, fell directly on top of him.

Nose to nose, eye to eye, the two were close to kissing each other.

Yan Xu was stunned, Jing Qichen's eyelashes are so long, and the bridge of his nose is also straight, but his lips are too thin, he looks like a fickle face.While pretty, it's actually not very flattering.

Jing Qichen's lips were pale, he looked very weak, and he actually had the beauty of Xizi holding his heart.

Yan Xu was taken aback by his own thoughts.

Because of the hot pot they ate at night, both of them were tainted with a strong smell of hot pot.I didn't feel anything when I ate it, but now that I'm home, Yan Xu feels a bit smelly.Originally, he planned to throw Jing Qichen directly into the bed, but it was too smelly, so he probably had to take off his clothes.

The suit jacket was hung by Yan Xu on the window sill to disperse the smell, and the tie was also taken off by him with difficulty.The shirt is now a lump of dried pickles.

Alright, now Jing Qichen's upper body is clean, Yan Xu can see that eight-pack abs are tightly wrapped around Jing Qichen's abdomen, very attractive and very attractive.

Yan Xu picked up his short sleeves, looked at his four-pack belly, and sighed silently.

Obviously he also exercises regularly, and spends half a year in the deep mountains and old forests every year, why doesn't he have eight-pack abs?Not to mention eight yuan, there is no six yuan.God is so unfair.

Yan Xu encountered some trouble when he took off Jing Qichen's trousers—it seemed a little wretched to take off other people's trousers.

But letting Jing Qichen lie on his clean bed in hot pot-smelling pants seemed even more unbearable.

Just doing what he said, Yan Xu untied Jing Qichen's belt, because without his cooperation and without his buttocks, it was quite difficult to take off the pants.

Yan Xu could only put one of Jing Qichen's legs on his shoulder, and lift the other leg up with his hands.

Because I waited in the bathroom for a long time and my papa didn't come, so Eggy jumped back.

What he saw was the scene where Yan Xu seemed to be insulting Jing Qichen.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! !Eggy doesn't have hands and can't cover her eyes! !

Eggy doesn't want an uncle to be a mother! !

Eggy jumped onto the bed and bumped the poop with her round body.

Papa!Eggy doesn't want an uncle to be a mother!Eggs don't want younger brothers and sisters! !Eggy is an only child! !

However, Yan Xu didn't understand Dandan's meaning, Jing Qichen's legs were heavy, Yan Xu couldn't bear it, and Dandan came to disrupt the situation.Yan Xu simply put Jing Qichen's legs down, and he said seriously to Dandan: "Dandan, Uncle is sick and needs to sleep, Baba wants to help Uncle take off his pants."

Eggy was shocked: Papa, you lied to me, no one takes off their pants like this!

"Come on Eggy, push uncle's ass so that Papa can take off his pants." Yan Xucai pulled his pants up to his thighs, but Jing Qichen held them down when he was lying flat and couldn't take them off.

Eggy, Eggy's heart refuses.

And there are cracks on the buttocks of Eggy!Papa, are you willing to touch your uncle's ass with your balls!

Then Eggy showed Dad the Band-Aid on his butt.

Yan Xu glanced at the band-aid with the pattern of piglets, then remembered, reached out and tore off the band-aid. Now Eggy's buttocks are smooth, without any scars, and the recovery is perfect.

In fact, the eggshell of Eggy is very strong. Last time there was a crack because it kept hitting the doorknob. At that point, there was a small crack. It was so small that it couldn't be seen without careful attention.

"Okay, Eggy is fine now, come on, papa lifts uncle's butt, and you push it in."

Ow!Papa!Are you really the daddy of the balls!

There is nothing to love about eggs.

But the very obedient Eggy still pushed in desperately. Uncle's butt is so heavy!Eggy doesn't like the fabric of uncle's panties either, Eggy likes slippery fabrics!Like Papa's panties.

With great effort, Yan Xu finally took off Jing Qichen's trousers and stuffed him into the quilt.

The air conditioner was adjusted to 25 degrees, neither hot nor cold, Yan Xu finally had time to wash his balls and make them smell delicious.

"Today I use the shower gel that Eggy likes, milk-flavored." Yan Xu took out the bottle of shower gel, this brand is a domestic brand, because it didn't sell well, so it went out of business.This shower gel is also out of stock, and Yan Xu found the last batch after running through many supermarkets, and bought them all.

Eggy didn't respond at all.

snort!Let Eggy kick uncle's ass!Ignore papa!unacceptable!

This is clearly child abuse!Close the little black house!

But... Eggy doesn't want Papa to close the little black room...

Eggy, Eggy wants poop!

So Yan Xu, who didn't know why, saw Eggy rushing into his arms like a rocket, and felt that his internal organs had been knocked into the wrong place.

Yan Xu scrubbed the balls well, and then put them into a basin. This is a children's bathtub, and there are two little yellow ducks on top of it.The eggshell of Eggy is a little red, as if to say: Eggy is so comfortable.

Then Yan Xucai went to take a bath by himself, Eggy stared at Papa's wheat-colored body, and recalled the time when she was in Papa's stomach.Eggy will be conscious at that time!Papa's stomach is super comfortable, even more comfortable and warm than taking a bath.

But Papa didn't think that she was pregnant with her at the time, and thought it was Papa gaining weight.

That's why Eggy escaped unharmed.

After Yan Xu finished washing, he went to the living room with Eggy in his arms, and spread out the foldable sofa, which was also a comfortable single bed.The air conditioner in the living room is always on, and the temperature is also very suitable.

Eggy was still sleeping on Papa's belly, and the father and son soon fell asleep soundly.

The author has something to say: Dandan: I don’t want to give uncle a butt

Jing Qichen: Dandan, it's daddy, not uncle

Eggy: ⊙o⊙The uncle is father, what is father?

Jing Qichen: Father is mother

Yan Xu: Get out! (ノ｀Д)ノ