We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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Jiang Shiyan patted the awesome Brother Dazhou up and down, and after making sure that his face was covered with a little dust and his body was not injured, Jiang Shiyan helplessly pinched Lin Zhou's back. Hearing his roar just now, his breathing stopped in fright.

The people from the program team came in and were relieved to see that Lin Zhou was fine, and signaled the frightened cameraman to continue shooting.

——Omelettes can be fried in the pan, awesome.

- It's not a kitchen killer, it's a kitchen bomb.

——This really blows your mind.

——Hahaha, I dropped my phone on my face.

——I held back my laughter in front of my parents until my whole body convulsed, hahahaha...

——Hahaha, is this when the mother says you are awesome, silly boy? ? !

——Hahaha, what kind of comedian is Zhou Zhou...

—— Zhouzhou should be isolated from the kitchen.

——…Did Zhouzhou call Xiao Yan just now?I think I heard it wrong, and I think I heard it right.

—I think you heard me right upstairs.

——Waiting for a knockout scientist with good ears...

Lin Zhou glanced at Jiang Shiyan, "There is something wrong with the pot, and so is the shovel. As soon as I got down with the shovel, I poked a hole in the pot, and the oil in the pot leaked onto the fire, and I stabbed it..." Lin Zhou danced with his hands and feet Demonstrated the scene at that time.

"Yeah." Jiang Shiyan nodded, "You're welcome."

"Jiang Shiyan, let me tell you, you don't have good eyesight. This kind of thing is rare in your life, and you probably won't see it again." Lin Zhou wiped his face, put his hands in front of his eyes, and there was dust.

"What a pity." Jiang Shiyan looked at the mess in front of him and sighed.

"Indeed." Lin Zhou sighed, "I think, with my ability, if you give me a golden cudgel now, I can poke a hole in the sky."

"Farewell." Jiang Shiyan disagreed, "If you smash the pot, I can still buy a new one. If you smash the pot, I can't afford it."

"If you give me a fulcrum, I can tilt the earth up." Lin Zhou gritted his teeth.

Why don't you just cook a meal?Why did you blow up the pot?

Is he such a good-for-nothing?

"I really can't give it, you can ask Archimedes if there is any extra fulcrum for you." Jiang Shiyan couldn't help laughing, it's over, the blow is broken.

Hearing his laughter, Lin Zhou turned his head to look at him. Lin Zhou's entire face was captured by the camera, high-definition, no-code! ! !

——Fuck, hahahahahahaha, it’s going to kill me.

——Oh my god, Zhou Zhou has such a small face, hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing...

——Hahahahahaha, Zhou Zhou, go wash your face...

——Zhou Zhou, I love you no matter whether you are ugly or beautiful.

……

When Lin Zhou took a shower and changed his clothes, he came out and saw Jiang Shiyan was negotiating with the program team about the hot issue.

Director: "It was Zhou Zhou who went down with a shovel and pierced the pot. There is a video and the truth, so the program team is not responsible."

Jiang Shiyan: "There must be something wrong with your pot, that's why it was pierced by a shovel."

Director: "No, Zhou Zhou Jin is too strong

No, the blame does not hold the blame. "

Jiang Shiyan: "He didn't eat spinach, so he definitely won't be able to break a pot with all his strength."

Lin Zhou: "..."

Are you two fools?

——Fuck, hahahaha, I discovered the cuteness of the boss, and always told a cold joke in a serious manner.

——No, I want to laugh when I see Zhou Zhou's face.

——Me too, me too, Zhou Zhou is sorry, hahahahaha...

——Does Zhou Zhou lose face?

——Oh my god, is the boss trying to laugh me to death?

……

After negotiation between Jiang Shiyan and the program group, the program group finally decided to take part of the responsibility. The program group bought a new pot, and it cost 200 yuan including labor costs. The program group paid [-], Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan. one hundred and fifty.

It took most of the day for the two of them to fry a frying pan. Lin Zhou could imagine that the audience in front of the screen might have laughed out loud, so he decided to move to the kitchen in the front hall, vowing to scramble the egg today, and then... …

Then he was mercilessly thrown out of the kitchen by Jiang Shiyan by the back of his neck.

In front of the camera, Lin Zhou couldn't scold him, so he could only swallow his breath, and when he turned around, he saw Yu Chao was looking at him aggrievedly.

"What's wrong?" Lin Zhou was taken aback, Yu Chao looked like a broken love.

"Brother Zhou, Yiquan and I spent a long time cooking a pot of noodles." Yu Chao said.

"It's pretty good." Lin Zhou was even more depressed. It was the first time for the two of them to cook, and they both made noodles. Looking at him again, alas... People are dead when compared with others, and goods are thrown away when compared with goods.

"Brother Zhou, you are overwhelmed." Yu Chao looked at him resentfully.

Lin Zhou suddenly realized that he taught Yu Chao to cook and dominate the screen before, but now it looks like he was cut off by his frying pan.

"Oh..." Lin Zhou patted Yu Chao on the shoulder, "We both paid 150 yuan for a pot." The implication was that he really didn't mean it.

"Really?" Xiang Song passed by and heard this, his eyes widened, "I just heard Mr. Jiang negotiating with the program team. I thought Mr. Jiang could not pay anything with his ability?"

"Do you think the show crew is stupid?" Lin Zhou said.

"I don't know if he's really stupid or not, but he's pretty stupid in front of Mr. Jiang, but he's pretty shrewd in front of us." Xiang Song shrugged.

"Did you really lose money?" Xiang Song asked again.

"Is there still a fake?" Lin Zhou took out the remaining few pieces of money and threw them away, with a look of unwillingness, "The money I paid is now being cooked in the backyard. I feel distressed when I mention this."

Xiang Song leaned against the wall and thought for a few seconds, then suddenly laughed, "Zhouzhou, I suddenly understand your previous feelings."

"How do you feel?" Lin Zhou wondered.

"It's the kind of people who base their happiness on the pain of others." Xiang Song smiled until his eyes narrowed, "I finally know why your conscience doesn't hurt anymore. It turns out that you are really happy."

Lin Zhou's eyes widened and he covered his chest, "I feel like I've been stabbed."

Xiang Song and Yu Chao couldn't help laughing.

——The slap in the face came too fast like a tornado.

—— Zhou Zhou was caught off guard by this slap in the face.

——Xiang Song is too bad, but I like it, I just like the way Zhouzhou was slapped in the face.

——Where is the boss, come quickly, Zhou Zhou has been bullied.

……

Jiang Shiyan cooked two bowls of tomato and egg noodles, and specially fried two eggs on the noodles.

Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose when he saw the fried egg, "I think you're implicating me."

"Congratulations, you have learned to answer quickly." Jiang Shiyan patted him on the shoulder, "From now on, every time you eat fried eggs, you will think of the pot you blew up."

Lin Zhou: "..."

Jiang Shiyan seemed to spare no effort in hitting him.

——Hahahaha, the boss is too bad.

——Boss, put it down, you're making Zhou Zhou anxious, you're going to sleep on the sofa at night.

——There is no sofa tonight, boss, you may have to sleep in the pot.

……

The theme of this episode of the program group is "The Way of Hospitality", so naturally there are guests coming.

After lunch, the program team announced the rules for waiting for guests.

Each group of guests will welcome a guest. This guest is carrying a card selected by online voting. In these two days, what the guests have to do is to take good care of this guest and complete his request. The requirements of a guest are different. According to the degree of completion of the guest, both the guest and the program group will give rewards.

The cards carried by the guests are divided into sides A and B. According to the degree of satisfaction of the guests, it is determined whether the guest finally gets the card of side A or the card of side B.

After everyone listened, there was silence, the program team is not human.

On the AB side, one is obviously good and the other is bad.

What is this equivalent to? They want to serve the guests like cows and horses, and they may not necessarily have a good result in the end.

Lin Zhou approached Jiang Shiyan, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "There is an old saying that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."

Jiang Shiyan glanced at him, "Are you scolding me?"

"Did you hear it?" Lin Zhou clicked his tongue, "The program team is really perverted. Don't forget, they declared war on you just now. I guess this person must not be a good person."

Jiang Shiyan narrowed his eyes.

Lin Zhou patted Jiang Shiyan's shoulder suddenly, and hummed a song: "In the end, you were the one who carried everything alone. I just watched from a distance and said sorry, I can't do anything..."

Jiang Shiyan looked at him, wishing he could push him on the sofa and gag him now.

Lin Zhou felt his back was lifted and his clothes were rubbed violently, and he was taken aback. Fortunately, the two of them were sitting on the sofa now, and Jiang Shiyan's hand was blocked.

After a pause for a few seconds, Lin Zhou gently squeezed Jiang Shiyan's neck with his hand hooked on Jiang Shiyan's shoulder.

It's a little exciting to do such secret things in front of the camera.

After the program team announced the rules, everyone received calls from guests one after another.

Lin Zhou picked up the phone and said with a voice changer, "Hello, is this Zhou Zhou?"

"It's me, who are you?" Lin Zhou asked politely.

"Guess what?" The other party used a loli voice, and Lin Zhou shuddered violently when he said this in a tone that gave people goosebumps. "

Sorry, I don't guess. "Lin Zhou hung up the phone directly.

The person over there froze for a second, then laughed.

"Who?" Jiang Shiyan asked him.

Lin Zhou frowned and looked at him, and when the phone rang again, he handed it to Jiang Shiyan, and whispered, "I have a bad feeling."

Jiang Shiyan picked up the phone, and in order not to hang up again, he said quickly, "I want to eat fish-flavored shredded pork, Dongpo pork, and mushroom frog tonight."

After speaking, he hung up the phone over there.

When Lin Zhou and the others received the call, the other groups of guests also finished listening to the call.

"Director, do you have to do it?" Yin Yiquan's brows were almost twisted into twists. Neither he nor Yu Chao can cook. Could this be an intentional embarrassment for them?

Director: "Complete the task given by the guest, and the program team will give a cash reward. If the task satisfies the guest, the guest can also give him a reward."

"It means that as long as these dishes are completed, the program team will give money, and if the guests think the taste is good, the guests will also give rewards, right?" Xiang Song translated.

The director nodded, and then asked, "Don't you understand what I said?"

No one cares about him.

"Mr. Jiang, brother Zhou, what do you cook?" Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao immediately took the positions on both sides of Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan.

"What are you doing?" Lin Zhou asked them both.

"Hot and sour potato shreds, hibiscus chicken slices..."

Lin Zhou waited for a long time before he froze for a moment, "It's gone?"

"No more." Yu Chao nodded.

Lin Zhou almost ran away. The one he and Jiang Shiyan received was fish-flavored shredded pork and Dongpo pork. What else was there?

Where can I find frogs for him in winter?

It's really annoying to compare people to people.

In the evening, four guests arrived one after another.

The group of Fang Xuejia and Xiang Song is Fang Xuejia's good friend and a female star.

The group of Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao came from the boys who debuted with them.

The group of Geng Yanming and Zhou Si Nong are young actresses who have filmed TV series with Lin Zhou and Geng Yanming.

And the group of Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan came...

"Why are you here?" Lin Zhou's eyes widened when he saw the people getting off the car.

The man smiled at him, straightened his clothes seriously, and then greeted the camera, "Hi everyone, I'm Xiao Ran. You may not be familiar with me, but you will get to know me soon."

Lin Zhou: "..."

It's really a dog.

At that time, he was out of his mind to agree to Xiao Ran's participation in this variety show, and he fell into the ditch.

——Hahahaha, if I'm not mistaken, this person is Vice President Hua Shang, right?

——Yes, yes, I know him, and I was obsessed with his looks before.

——Upstairs, why didn’t you become obsessed later?

——Go back downstairs, after all, I was young at the time.

——Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard.

——Mr. Xiao, everyone is familiar with you, so don't be so polite.

——I heard that this show was planned by Xiao Ran, and it should be because his own boss slapped him in the face frequently, so he came to the battle.

After Xiao Ran greeted the camera, he reached out to Jiang Shiyan, "Hi, boss."

Jiang Shiyan looked him up and down, then reached out to shake hands with him.

With this grip, the four eyes met, thunderbolt sparks and lightning all the way.

Lin Zhou was inexplicably agitated, why don't you two just fight, to be honest, he wanted to put two feet on Xiao Ran.

He is definitely not the only one who has this idea, as you can tell from the expressions of the guests next to him.

When the four guests arrived, the first thing to solve was the accommodation problem.

In the front hall, the program team deliberately reserved two rooms, four beds, and one bed costs 50 yuan.

"No, you guys are too stupid." Xiang Song couldn't help protesting, "We can't support ourselves, and we have to entertain guests. There is no source of income for this."

Director: "You can choose not to."

Geng Yanming: "Little guest, you have no human rights, you are oppressed, you are ignored..."

Lin Zhou laughed, "Hey, you have infringed, this is my song."

Geng Yanming opened his hands, "I don't have any money on me, brother Zhou quickly take me away." He was telling the truth, all the money was in Zhou Sinong's hands, he was really poor and white.

A few people talked and laughed, and then compromised, what if they don't compromise?The beds in their rooms can only sleep two people at most.

Lin Zhou waved to Xiao Ran, "Hurry up, hurry up, go and see the conditions of the bedrooms first, let's try to choose a good one."

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Ran nodded, "The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest."

Lin Zhou took Xiao Ran to look at the room first. The two rooms are quite good, much better than theirs. The windows are bright and clean. One room has two single beds, and the other room has a big bed.

Xiao Ran pointed to the single bed room, "I live in this room."

"Did you like this one?" Lin Zhou asked him.

Xiao Ran nodded, "Let's just take this one. Although the conditions are average, I reluctantly accept it."

"Do you still know that the conditions are average?" Lin Zhou said "tsk", "I thought you didn't know."

"Don't do that." Xiao Ran patted him on the shoulder, "It's all my idea, how could I not know."

——Hahahaha, I'm fucking going to die laughing at these two people.

——You two form a group and talk about cross talk.

——Hahahahaha.

……

Lin Zhou took out 50 yuan from his pocket, "Mr. Xiao, do you know that I have more than 200 yuan left on my body, and you can spend [-] yuan for one night. When I am so tight, I can pay for this money for you." , it means that you are my life-long good brother."

"I know." Xiao Ran's face was so moved that he almost had two tears on his face.

What he said almost made him believe it.

Lin Zhou may have forgotten who cheated the salary of the three of him.

"Then I'll pay the money." Lin Zhou said.

"Okay." Xiao Ran responded.

Lin Zhou and Xiao Ran came to the front hall together. When Lin Zhou took Xiao Ran to see the room, Jiang Shiyan faded out of the camera and was smoking a cigarette by the window.

Lin Zhou raised an eyebrow at him, and Jiang Shiyan curled his lips.

Lin Zhou slowly floated the 50 yuan in front of the director's eyes, and then said, "Director, we can't choose."

"...What the hell?" Xiao Ran's smile froze on his face, "What did you say?"

"I can't tell." Lin Zhou patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "It's enough for a big man to sleep on the floor. They are all brothers who have died. How can you bear me to spend money for you, can you?"

Xiao Ran: "..."

Yes, where did he get the confidence that Lin Zhou would spend money on him?

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