We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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At the beginning of each program, we are faced with the problem of lunch.

After all, eating, drinking, and sleeping are the most basic guarantees for human beings to live.

The program team moved all the leftovers from the previous program intact.

More than 20 days have passed since the recording of the last episode. According to the shelf life of vegetables, what everyone got was a bunch of fruits and vegetables that rotted over time.

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It took a long time for everyone to react, and Yin Yiquan felt unbelievable, "...the program team didn't say that the food can still be rotten?"

Director: "Does this need special explanation? Is your food not bad after more than 20 days? I thought we also lived on the earth."

This conversation is meaningless and significant, and everyone is speechless.

After a long time, Yu Chaocai asked weakly: "Then... where are our chickens?" There were two chickens in each group, and they were not willing to eat or sell them, and planned to keep them for emergencies.

Director: "If you don't feed your chickens for more than 20 days, do you think your chickens are magic chickens?"

"So our chickens are starving to death?" Fang Xuejia couldn't help asking.

"Yes." The director team gave a definite answer.

Everyone was silent.

After three seconds.

Xiang Song: "I... rely on..."

Yin Yiquan: "This rule... obey..."

Fang Xuejia: "..."

Geng Yanming: "You guys are too...too..."

Zhou Sinong: "Hahahaha, the program team is so fun."

Everyone looked at Zhou Si Nong together, Zhou Si Nong was stunned for a moment, she came to this show because of Jiang Shiyan, did the dishes go bad, did the chicken die or not have anything to do with her?

——Hahahahaha, shit, the operation of the program group is simply against the sky...

——The program group is too perverted, but I like it.

——Xiang Song must have wanted to swear, so he changed his words halfway, my brother is so cute, ahhh...

——Hahahaha, not only do I not sympathize, I also want to laugh, the chicken is just starving to death...

——Chicken: Sorry, I'll go first...

——hahahahahahaha...

--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

——Does this Zhou Sinong think he is cute?i vomit...

……

Lin Zhou sighed melancholy, "I suddenly remembered that my mother bought me a piece of delicious chocolate before, and I was reluctant to eat it. I stuffed it in my butt pocket, and then..."

Everyone looked at Lin Zhou.

"...I just sat on my ass afterwards, alas..." Lin Zhou sighed again, "So, as the chicken soup article has said, it makes sense to have fun in time."

"I agree." Yin Yiquan nodded with special emotion, "I knew I would have killed both chickens and asked Mr. Jiang to make them into braised chicken. Speaking of which, Mr. Jiang's braised chicken is really delicious. I went out to find yellow stewed chicken for Chinese New Year, but it was not as delicious as Mr. Jiang’s.”

"Eat it once, and I'm still thinking about it." Lin Zhou suddenly smiled, "Fortunately, we both ate one, and you just...hahaha, in my heart

It's a balance."

Lin Zhou's smug look hurt the hearts of others.

"Zhou Zhou, it's not good for you to be like this." Fang Xuejia patted him, "You build your happiness on the pain of others, won't your conscience ache?"

"Yeah, brother Zhou, doesn't your conscience hurt?" Geng Yanming felt his heart was about to twitch. Although he was doing a show, his heart ached so much. The two chickens just disappeared like this. I should have known the last time I asked Mr. Jiang to make braised chicken.

"He doesn't hurt." Jiang Shiyan said, "If he hurt, he wouldn't laugh."

Lin Zhou turned his head and glared at him, "Will you dismantle me? Where are you? You can play with them."

Jiang Shiyan glanced at him, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said nothing.

In fact, the chocolate was brought back from Italy by Lin Zhou's relatives. It was a very delicious brand that could not be bought in China.

At that time, he happened to be playing basketball on the basketball court. Lin Zhou leaned against the side of the court and waited for him. Waiting and waiting made him tired. Perhaps when people are tired, their brains tend to short-circuit, so Lin Zhou sat down on the bench On a very hot day, the chocolate has long been melted by the sun, sitting here, it is... as you can imagine...

Holding the sticky chocolate with a sad face, Lin Zhou chased him for several laps, forcing him to eat the chocolate.

Later, Lin Zhou took the chocolate home and put it in the refrigerator to freeze for Lin Yishan to eat. After eating, Lin Yishan praised: "It's quite delicious."

While everyone was grieving, the staff of the program team came over with a cage and put it in front of everyone.

Inside the cage was a chubby old hen, and a basket with twenty eggs in it.

Lin Zhou looked at the chicken, frowning slightly, why did it look familiar?

Yu Chao: "This is compensation for us, can we have it for lunch?"

Director: "..."

This brain hole is also a bit big. As a demanding program group, will I give you a chicken for nothing?

"This is my chicken." Lin Zhou suddenly yelled, "Is it still alive? Is it because our chicken has a lot of life, so it has survived until now?"

"Xiaohong..." Lin Zhou walked over with a loving face, "Sure enough, it was the best decision I made to keep you. I knew you were a magic chicken the first time I saw you. Knew it."

"...It was left because you couldn't grasp it at all." Jiang Shiyan said lightly.

Lin Zhou gritted his teeth. If it wasn't for the camera, he would definitely have gone up to fight Jiang Shiyan. He would ride on him on the ground and shoot left and right, making him cry.

Jiang Tiechui was the biggest roadblock on his way of pretending to be aggressive.

Director: "Zhou Zhou is right. This chicken is your chicken. It is still alive and has laid [-] eggs in the past few days. Take it away."

"Why?" Xiang Song and others asked at the same time, "Why is his chicken alive? What about our chicken?"

"Because at the end of the last show, I gave the neighbor next door a bag of apples plus ten yuan to help feed the chickens every day." Jiang Shiyan explained.

"Ah?" Not only everyone was stunned, Lin Zhou was also stunned, why didn't he know?

But that day the hammer fell off the horse, and he didn't care about the rest of the matter at all, he forgot how the show ended.

"This...I..." Xiang Song stammered for a long time, cautiously, "Can I express my opinion?"

"Do you think there is a shady scene?" Lin Zhou spoke first, and nodded himself, "I also think there is a shady scene, come..."

Lin Zhou patted Jiang Shiyan on the shoulder, "Jiang..." An iron word almost blurted out, Lin Zhou bit the tip of his tongue and clicked his tongue, "Mr. Jiang, explain."

Everyone's eyes were also on Jiang Shiyan, and the director team obviously had no intention of making a rescue.

Jiang Shiyan thought for a while, "If I didn't come to participate in this show, I would be in their group." Jiang Shiyan raised his chin to the director team, "If it were me, not only your chickens would starve to death, but you would also be charged A certain amount of water, electricity and gas fees, and the money you earn needs to be paid to the country in proportion to tax."

Everyone subconsciously took a step back, clutched the money in their hands, and then remained silent.

——Fuck, hahahahaha...Mr. Jiang is indeed Mr. Jiang...He was born with the brains of the program group...

——Program group: I don't want to talk, I was despised.

——Hahahaha, Jiang is always the bug of this show, right?

——No, the boss is the boss, I love it...

——I declare that from today onwards, I will be Mr. Jiang's fan girl. Oh my God, I love men with IQ to death.

——The guests of this program should now be glad that Mr. Jiang participated in this program.

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Director: "Since Mr. Jiang has brought it up, the program team has decided..."

"Don't..." Lin Zhou was the first to react, "It seems that you are not smart enough to add these conditions now. The most important thing you should do now is to hate him. You say that you deliberately did not charge these fees, and you are kind-hearted. right?"

"That's right, that's right..." Yin Yiquan and the others nodded hurriedly, "Brother Zhou is very right, Brother Zhou, quickly take Xiaohong and let's go back to the room."

Everyone said and dispersed.

Program group: Shit, this show can't be done, who brought Mr. Jiang to participate in this show?

Originally, the natural death of chickens was an invisible rule adopted by the program group at the beginning with unanimous praise. I was waiting for a grand surprise for everyone at the beginning of the second period. This surprise was completely destroyed by Mr. Jiang.

Just when Lin Zhou was carrying the egg and Jiang Shiyan was carrying the chicken and was about to leave, the director yelled: "Mr. Jiang, from now on, the program team will declare war on you, so please wish for yourselves."

——Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, this is the first time I've seen a show crew declare war on a guest.

——Let's fight, let's fight, I want to see.

—I want to know how to declare war?

——I think it's over, the mystery card is definitely not a good thing.

——Yes, yes, yes, I agree with the above, the program team didn't say what those cards are for.

——Ahhhhhhhh, I'm looking forward to it, I bet on the boss.

——I bet on the program group...that's impossible, hammer on...

——Could it be that upstairs doesn't want to live anymore?

……

Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan walked side by side to the backyard. Lin Zhou glanced at the camera a few times, but the camera just stared at the two of them steadily.

In front of him, Lin Zhou dared not do anything.

Now he really wants to hug Jiang Shiyan and give him a few kisses. His iron hammer is just a bug. It's awesome! ! !It's awesome! ! !

"Brother Zhou, how do you guys eat at noon?" Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao were waiting in the backyard, and they hurried over when they saw them.

It is a big problem to eat every show.

Their dishes are already rotten, and there is nothing wrong with the rice noodles, but they don't have much rice noodles.

"Now that you have money, you two still worry about having nothing to eat?" Lin Zhou said.

"It's not a matter of money or not, the main thing is that neither of us can cook, so I want to discuss it with you..."

Lin Zhou glanced at the two of them, and then at the camera. He watched the recorded screen of the last program, and the barrage was urging Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao to stay away from them. Why did they come this time?

"Zhouzhou, Shi...Mr. Jiang, do you still have braised chicken for lunch?" Zhou Sinong and Geng Yanming also came over.

Lin Zhou hurriedly protected the chicken coop in Jiang Shiyan's hand, and warned them, "Don't think about our Xiaohong. Xiaohong just donated [-] eggs to me. I can't kill him."

He wants to take the chicken back and raise it.

IQ is something invisible and intangible, but with Xiaohong, it is the most intuitive manifestation of Xiaoyan's IQ.

"Then what do you have for lunch?" Yu Chao asked again.

"Yes, can we eat with you?" Zhou Sinong also asked.

Geng Yanming's expression was indescribable, wasn't the lesson from last time tragic?Why are you still in a hurry to get together to eat?Although the yellow braised chicken is indeed very delicious.

——Ah, ah, don’t you guys have brains? ? ? ? ?

——Please, Mr. Jiang, who dares to deceive even the program crew, can you have some brains and stay away from them?

——Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, these people haven't been tricked enough.

——One thing to say, I want to eat the rice cooked by Mr. Jiang, and I just want to know how delicious the food is that makes these people so short of memory.

——Same upstairs, I want to eat the meal made by Mr. Jiang.

- want to eat together.

——I ordered a yellow braised chicken now, and the yellow braised chicken is going to be on fire.

……

Lin Zhou glanced at the faces of several people, and they all came to the door. He didn't feel sorry for himself.

Lin Zhou felt that he was still a conscientious person, so he hooked Yu Chao's neck and pulled him away from the camera.

Just after taking Yu Chao's number one, Lin Zhou decided to call the two little brothers.

"The two of you have never cooked before. The first time you cook, you must dominate the screen. The screen has money. Do you understand?"

Yu Chao suddenly realized, and gave Lin Zhou a thumbs up, "Did you do it on purpose last time to catch chickens and dominate the screen?"

"No." Lin Zhou shook his head and sighed, "It was an accident, an accident, understand?" He watched the replay, and he couldn't bear to look at the heroic posture of catching chickens. The most important thing was that he was the only one in the whole screen Well, the guy who was supposed to share weal and woe with him was frightened out of the picture by him. He would never allow such a shameful thing to happen to him a second time in his life.

After all, he can take the idol route, but since Jiang Shiyan's Song of the Hammer, he has become a sand sculpture endorsement, he has to put himself

My own way of acting is broken back.

Yu Chao didn't care if Lin Zhou was an accident or not, but Lin Zhou's words made him tempted. Seeing Jiang Shiyan and Lin Zhou roaming freely on the road of bugs, they can't be too obedient, they are always led by the nose by the program crew.

Yu Chao felt that this was indeed an opportunity, so he dragged Yin Yiquan to cook.

As soon as Lin Zhou turned around, he saw Zhou Sinong and Geng Yanming still standing there. Zhou Sinong obviously wanted to talk to Jiang Shiyan, but Jiang Shiyan acted like no one could see her. She might not care about Jiang Shiyan when she approached her , and it is embarrassing in front of the national audience.

Lin Zhou deliberately walked in front of Jiang Shiyan to block Zhou Sinong's sight, "Aren't you two going to cook?"

"Why don't we eat with you, we don't have anything to eat, we can pay the admission fee." Zhou Sinong said hastily.

Before Lin Zhou could speak, Jiang Shiyan spoke first, "No entry fee."

Lin Zhou looked at Jiang Shiyan suddenly.

"A money card is fine." Jiang Shiyan seemed unaware of Lin Zhou's threatening gaze.

"Money card?" Geng Yanming called out, and then laughed awkwardly, "No need, we can figure out a way." Just kidding, he is not stupid to call out the money card for a few meals.

Zhou Sinong was forcibly taken away by Geng Yanming.

When dragged away, Geng Yanming sighed in his heart, he was too miserable, after the last episode of the show, he saw fans create a topic for him, called: Geng Yanming is poor.

After this episode is over, will he be promoted to be a great pity?

——Hahahaha, Boss Jiang is so dark-hearted that he wants to get stuck with an empty glove.

——Fortunately, these two have a bit of brains.

——It's not that these two have brains, it's that Xiao Ming has brains, a certain green tea's eyes are almost glued to the boss's face.

——Some people really can’t explain it in a single word, this is in full view of everyone.

——Green tea, let me fly...

……

Lin Zhou held his breath in his heart, and his anger rose slowly.

After walking two steps into the house, Lin Zhou stopped again. Jiang Shiyan didn't expect him to stop, and almost bumped into him. He put his hands on the door frame to stabilize his figure.

cp powder:

——The door frame, you thing that is in the way, let me crawl.

——Just a little bit, he pounced on it.

——This height difference, this posture, I love it.

——Boss, don't be cowardly, jump on it, just jump on it.

……

Lin Zhou stood there thinking for a full ten seconds.

Jiang Shiyan frowned slightly, "What's the matter, what's wrong?"

Jiang Shiyan originally wanted to touch Lin Zhou's forehead to see if he had a fever, but he gave up because of the camera.

Lin Zhou gritted his teeth secretly, why is it uncomfortable?How dare you ask him where he feels uncomfortable?

If I can’t get my breath out, I won’t be able to record today.

Lin Zhou gestured to the camera brother, which meant to go to the toilet.

The little brother who took the camera was ok, and the staff on the side began to insert advertisements.

Lin Zhou dragged Jiang Shiyan into the bathroom, the bathroom in the courtyard should be

It was redecorated. There were four toilet compartments, and there were two staff members using the toilet. Seeing them coming in, Lin Zhou quickly settled the matter and walked out. Lin Zhou locked the door.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that his face was not good, Jiang Shiyan was a little puzzled, hooked his waist and hugged him in front of him.

"You still want to cook for Zhou Sinong?" Lin Zhou pushed him away and stared at him.

Jiang Shiyan was stunned for a moment, not knowing why, "When did I say I was going to cook for Zhou Sinong?"

"Heh, you just said that clearly, and you still don't admit it?" Lin Zhou raised his foot and kicked his calf.

Jiang Shiyan didn't feel any pain. Lin Zhou often kicked his legs when he got angry. He should be used to it, mastered the strength, and generally kicked without pain.

"I'm talking about asking her to exchange money cards."

"That's right, it's exchanged with a money card. What if she agrees? You have to cook for her." Seeing his indifferent look, Lin Zhou became more and more annoyed.

"She can't agree."

"She obviously wanted to agree, but was stopped by Geng Yanming."

"Geng Yanming doesn't stop her, and the show crew won't let her agree, otherwise the show won't be recorded." Seeing his angry look, Jiang Shiyan thought it was a little funny, and stretched out his hand to pinch his face.

Lin Zhou slapped his hand away, squinting his eyes, "You don't care if the program team agrees or not, anyway, you just want to cook for her."

Jiang Shiyan didn't speak, just looked down at Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou felt a little guilty, but still bit the bullet, "What do you think I'm doing?"

Jiang Shiyan didn't speak, just took a step forward, Lin Zhou instinctively took a step back, Jiang Shiyan stepped forward, Lin Zhou backed up, and finally his back was against the wall.

Jiang Shiyan raised his hand to pinch his chin, then bowed his head and kissed him.

Lin Zhou was stunned for a moment, Jiang Shiyan opened his teeth and poked in.

Lin Zhou paused, and put his arm around his neck.

After a kiss, Lin Zhou leaned on Jiang Shiyan's shoulder and panted heavily, "Don't think it's over."

Jiang Shiyan bit his earlobe, and lowered his voice to warn, "If you continue to pick on me because of Zhou Sinong, I'll let her go."

Lin Zhou cut it out, Zhou Sinong was obviously Jiang Shiyan's rotten peach blossom, but in the end he was used by Jiang Shiyan to blackmail him. Is there any justice in this world?

Lin Zhou turned his head to Jiang Shiyan's chin and opened his mouth to bite, but Jiang Shiyan pinched the back of his neck to stop him.

Jiang Shiyan rubbed the tip of his nose against his, "What's wrong with you, you like to bite my chin so much? If you bite, everyone will know when you go out later."

Lin Zhou gritted his teeth in displeasure, then reached down with his hand, and said softly, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Jiang Shiyan snorted and pushed Lin Zhou away, "Ancestor, can you stop recruiting me?"

Lin Zhou pulled his pants and jumped on the spot twice.

The two came out of the bathroom and went back to the backyard. The camera brother saw the two coming back and pointed the camera at the two again.

"What do you want for lunch?" Jiang Shiyan looked for the dishes brought back from the previous place by the program group, and there were only rice noodles in it except for the rotten vegetables.

"There is a canteen at the door, you go to buy vegetables, and I will cook." Lin Zhou said.

"What did you say?" Jiang Shiyan thought he had an auditory hallucination, "You said you cook?"

"That's right." Lin Zhouhun waved his hands indifferently, "I said I will cook today." He was said to be useless, and he must find his place today.

"...All right." Jiang Shiyan raised his eyebrows.

——I saw the expression on the boss, and I knew that this meal was not easy.

——Any old fans tell me about Zhou Zhou's cooking skills?

——The old fan came to answer. I have never heard that Zhou Zhou can cook, but I have never heard that he can't cook.

——I began to look forward to it.

——I raised my hand weakly, why did I feel that Zhou Zhou's lips were swollen when he left the camera?

——Fuck, I think you have discovered Huadian.

——You don’t say I don’t care, but I feel that Zhou Zhou’s mouth is swollen when you say it.

——Come here, I want screenshots, I want evidence, please write me a small paper.

——I also want to read the essay, so hurry up...

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Accompanying director: "There is a kitchen in every room, but it needs to be lit. The kitchen in the front hall has a natural gas stove. You can also borrow the kitchen in the front hall."

"You need to pay a fee." Jiang Shiyan said lightly.

Before the accompanying director answered, Yin Yiquan walked over with a cabbage in his arms, and said as he walked, "The kitchen in the front hall still needs to pay a fee. It costs ten yuan a time. I might as well light the fire."

Lin Zhou gave Jiang Shiyan a thumbs up, and Jiang Shiyan's true biography of all the abnormalities in the program group.

Jiang Shiyan helped Lin Zhou light the fire, and then went out to buy vegetables.

Lin Zhou said that he was going to make two dishes, one tomato scrambled eggs, one tomato egg soup, the eggs were already there, Jiang Shiyan only needed to buy a few tomatoes.

Lin Zhou studied this kind of cauldron for burning fire. This black cauldron is so big that it is not a problem for a person to sit down and take a bath.

Lin Zhou decided to fry two eggs to taste first. He remembered that his mother said that the eggs laid by this kind of domestic hen were particularly delicious.

Pour oil into the pot, wait until the oil temperature is about the same, put the eggs into the pot, with a "stab", Lin Zhou jumped back twice suddenly.

so far so good.

Where's the shovel?shovel?

The fire at the bottom of the pot was very strong. Seeing that the eggs in the pot were about to burn, Lin Zhou frantically found a big black shovel that was one arm long from behind the chopping board.

Lin Zhou clicked his tongue, this big shovel has to go with this pot, it's very exciting.

As soon as Jiang Shiyan bought tomatoes and walked into the backyard, he heard a loud "bang", which shocked even the staff in the yard.

Then a burst of black smoke with fire came out from the house, accompanied by a loud roar: "Jiang Shi Yan..."

Jiang Shiyan's face changed, and he rushed into the kitchen before the staff in three steps. The room was filled with black smoke. Lin Zhou stood in front of the stove, coughing loudly.

The cameraman stood there dumbfounded.

The cameraman's lens was covered by an unknown object, and the audience in front of the screen couldn't see anything. They could only hear Jiang Shiyan asking eagerly, "Are you hurt? Where is it?"

——Holy shit, what happened?

--What's wrong?What happened?

——Ahhhhh, what's the matter, what's the matter?

--what happened?Did Zhou Zhou burn down the kitchen?

—I just saw the flames...

——Is Zhou Zhou hurt?

……

After half a minute, Lin Zhou's voice came, "Xiaoyan, the pot is blown."

"I saw."

"Am I awesome?"

"...You are so awesome."

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The author has something to say: today's plus yesterday's two changes into one.

感谢在2020-04-0420:49:03~2020-04-0621:42:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Go back to Jiangshang Wuyin, yo 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：羽落无声90瓶；莫妍、我永远爱酥油饼、紫30瓶；一世敛芳、苜蓿20瓶；不瘦十斤不改名10瓶；花解9瓶；倾城er8瓶；睢睢6瓶；白熊绅士、Fstoaze_5瓶；柒七4瓶；某木3瓶；结绿、绯色的喵、嘉榕2瓶；云影1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!