We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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After lunch, Zhou Sinong said courteously to Jiang Shiyan, "Let me wash the dishes for you."

Jiang Shiyan didn't raise his head, he just picked up Lin Zhou's finished bowl and went into the kitchen, leaving the camera as well.

Lin Zhou answered with a smile: "That troubles you." To be honest, it is inconvenient to use water here, and it is also inconvenient to wash dishes. He really doesn't want to wash dishes. As for Jiang Shiyan, he will definitely not wash dishes for these people.

Zhou Sinong bit her lip, but she still had to put on a show, "Then I'll go wash the dishes."

"No, no..." The three boys quickly waved their hands, "We can do it ourselves."

Yin Yiquan took Yu Chao's plate and went to the faucet, and Yu Chao took it for granted.

Lin Zhou clicked his tongue and looked at the two children kindly with his chin on his face.

Yiquan Superman, he knows a little bit, Mo Huan whispered in his ear a few times, the little girl now, I don’t know what to think about all day long, yy, there are two young men, but...

The two stand together quite well.

Just don't know who goes up and who goes down.

Thinking of this, Lin Zhou thought of the little video he watched again, his expression immediately changed, and he didn't allow himself to think about it any longer.

Yiquan Superman CP powder:

[Did I read it right just now, I saw the melon-eating expression on Lin Zhou's face. 】

[Oh my god, I want to wear Lin Zhou with my soul, and smash candy on the front line. 】

【Aunt Zhou Zhou smiled... My cub is too spoiled. 】

[Don't you think the fashion boat next door is also very sweet?There is a feeling of an old married couple. 】

……

After lunch, it was past two o'clock. The program team issued a task and asked everyone to gather at the entrance of the village.

By completing the tasks of the program group, you can get the ingredients and supplies for dinner.

When I came to the entrance of the village, I found four baskets placed there, marked one, two, three, and four.

No.1 is a piece of pork belly, a piece of fish, three kinds of vegetables, plus a small bag of rice

No.2 is a piece of pork belly, eight or nine shrimps, three vegetables, and a small bag of rice.

No.3 is four or five chicken wings, two vegetables, and a small bag of rice.

No.4 is two vegetables and a small bag of rice.

The supplies are all six watermelons.

Lin Zhou turned around in front of No.1's basket a few times, raised his eyebrows at Jiang Shiyan, "The fish is not bad."

Lin Zhou looked as if he was going to win, mainly because he wanted to eat fish, and the braised fish made by Jiang Shiyan was especially delicious.

Host: "Tomorrow is a five-day market in the township. The program team will arrange a car for everyone to go to the market to sell watermelons. Today's leftover apples can also be taken with you. Today, everyone must do their best to get the best ones." Vegetables, because the program team will no longer provide vegetables tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. If you can’t sell watermelons tomorrow, you can only spend your own money to buy food, then the remaining funds will inevitably decrease, and the amount of funds will directly affect your next issue. materials obtained."

Host: "Okay, then our next game is you draw and I guess."

Lin Zhou's eyes lit up, "Jiang Shi... Mr. Jiang, then you draw and I guess." Jiang Shiyan is very good at drawing.

Jiang Shiyan nodded.

Host: "Okay, let's discuss which group will come first, and the two people in the same group will draw lots to decide who draws and who guesses."

Lin Zhou: "..."

Lin Zhou protested: "Who draws and who guesses can't decide by himself? Why draw lots?"

fan:

[Hahahaha, old fans come to popularize science, and our Zhoubao painting is a must. 】

[Zhouzhou can draw a banana into a pile of shit...]

[Hahahaha, the program team is going to make trouble. 】

[It is reasonable to suspect that the program team has seen the paintings we painted by Zhou Zhou]

【Hahahaha, I want to see Zhou Zhou draw a picture, although I may lose badly, but I really want to see it...】

……

Lin Zhou stepped forward with a fluke in his heart, stretched out his hand, then retracted it, and raised his chin to Jiang Shiyan, "You are lucky, come here."

Jiang Shiyan didn't refuse, just reached out and grabbed a note and opened it.

Lin Zhou leaned over, "What? Is it a painting?"

"Guess." Jiang Shiyan said.

? ? ?Guess?

Lin Zhou was stunned for a moment, then slapped his hands, and said with a smile, "Mr. Jiang caught this for me."

Program group: "..."

Doesn't your conscience hurt when you tell nonsense with your eyes open like this?

"Brother Zhou, don't be foolish." Geng Yanming had filmed a movie with him, and there was a scene of painting in the movie, which was simply horrible.

"That's right, you can't be foolish." Fang Xuejia also said with a smile.

"Yes, you can't be foolish." Everyone else started booing.

Lin Zhou surrendered: "Okay, okay, I'm not a badass." He went to get another note, but was quickly thrown away in a ball by the program crew.

"What are you doing?" Lin Zhou was a little surprised.

"It's nothing, don't you all smoke? Jiang always guesses, you must be painting, don't look at it."

Lin Zhou squinted his eyes, pressed his tongue against his cheeks, approached Jiang Shiyan, and said in a low voice, "This must be for the two of us, Xiao Ran doesn't know about my painting, he must be looking for Qiu Zhi, a traitor Qiu Zhi, I'll go back and kill him."

Jiang Shiyan sighed, "I don't know if Qiu Zhi is dead or not, but you may kill me next time."

Lin Zhou touched his neck with a headache, and finally patted Jiang Shiyan on the shoulder, "Dude, I believe in you."

cp powder:

[Ahhh, what are they talking about together?The voice is too low...]

[I want to hear it, brother cameraman, go ahead. 】

【I also want to hear what they are whispering...】

[Brother camera, can you give me some help? 】

……

Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao started first. Yu Chao's drawing was average, but he excelled in expressiveness. I don't know if the two have a tacit understanding or Yin Yiquan is smart. Before the painting is finished, he can guess it. Nine out of ten words are correct, which is a good start.

CP fans cheered for a while, and the barrage swiped the screen.

[The two brothers are so in harmony, I thought the bird Xiaobao drew was a duck, but Dabao guessed it was a stupid bird flying first. 】

[Too tacit understanding, ah ah ah ah, fairy love. 】

【I am dead……】

……

The second group is Geng Yanming and Zhou Si Nong. Zhou Si Nong is good at drawing, but he is always not on the point. In addition to the lack of tacit understanding between the two, only five of them got it right in the end.

The third group is Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia. Xiang Song is also good at drawing, and Fang Xuejia guessed seven correctly.

When it was Lin Zhou's turn to play, the first word was mantis as a cart.

Lin Zhou thought about it, first drew a circle, then drew two tentacles on the circle, then drew another circle, and then drew four small circles side by side under the big circle.

easy to understand.

Lin Zhou looked at Jiang Shiyan hopefully, and Jiang Shiyan also looked at him.

The two looked at each other.

The tacit understanding of more than 20 years told Lin Zhou that Jiang Shiyan didn't understand.

No brains, is it?

Lin Zhou cursed in his heart, then raised his arm and patted his upper arm with the other hand to signal him.

Jiang Shiyan: "..."

Lin Zhou: "...Okay, next question."

The next question is limping.

Lin Zhou picked up a pen and drew a horizontal line on the paper, a folded line, another horizontal line, and another folded line.

Jiang Shiyan looked at him and pinched his forehead.

Lin Zhou gritted his teeth: "Okay, next question."

The next question is the blind man feels the elephant.

Lin Zhou: "..." Blind people can't draw, and neither can elephants.

After a few random strokes, Jiang Shiyan remained expressionless.

Lin Zhou was annoyed, and shouted directly: "Jiang Shiyan, can you have a tacit understanding?"

People around: "..."

Although everyone participated in the same variety show, the boss is the boss. So far, none of the guests dared to call out Jiang Shiyan’s name. Even the staff were trembling when they recorded Jiang Shiyan. When he looked over, no one dared to speak. kind of.

Now Lin Zhou actually annoyed him in front of the camera, and even yelled at him by name. Thinking of the hot search before, everyone's heart raised their throats.

Fang Xuejia looked at Jiang Shiyan who was still expressionless, and sighed vaguely.

The last time he was on the set, Jiang Shiyan went to visit the set, and finally left with Lin Zhou.

This time it was an unprecedented time to participate in a variety show, and in the end it was a group with Lin Zhou.

It's hard for her not to think about it.

Jiang Shiyan looked at Lin Zhou's fierce look, and said helplessly, "Look at what you have drawn first."

"I draw so well, I, you are stupid." Lin Zhou gritted his teeth at him, hating iron for being weak.

Jiang Tiechui, your brain is made of iron.

People around: "..." This is even stupid, so they won't fight in the next second.

Jiang Shiyan has never cared about the camera since he was on this show. He doesn't want to care about the camera and doesn't intend to.

But Lin Zhou cared, and generally called him Mr. Jiang in front of the camera, and he was cautious in speaking and doing things, but at this moment he seemed to have forgotten the existence of the camera.

Jiang Shiyan coughed lightly to remind him that Lin Zhou realized it later and glanced at the camera, but he didn't think anything was wrong. After all, it's very difficult to pretend not to be familiar with it. The habit he and Jiang Shiyan have had for more than 20 years can't be pretended. of.

So he ignored the camera and continued to the next question.

……

After the ten questions, Lin Zhou stood next to Jiang Shiyan with a stinky face, and was angrily two arms away from him. All ten questions were wiped out.

More than 20 years, the relationship between him and Jiang Shiyan for more than 20 years...

Is there no tacit understanding at all?

Not surprisingly, the two came to the bottom again.

Passerby fans:

[Lin Zhou is a soul painter, it wasn't the program group who announced the answer, and I didn't guess the fucking topic. 】

【The mantis arm was used as a car just now, I thought the dung beetle was pushing the dung ball, hahahaha...】

【Hahaha, just cheated four children, and now they are the weakest again. 】

[Laughing to death, these two have no tacit understanding at all. 】

[I think the two seem to be really unfamiliar. Lin Zhou was really angry just now, right? 】

[It's hard to say that Mr. Jiang didn't get angry when he was yelled at just now, but the two of them must be very embarrassed. 】

[Yes, I guess it's time to change partners in the next issue, it's really embarrassing...]

【Lin Zhou is so courageous that he even dares to shout at the boss. 】

……

cp powder:

[Fuck, I'm short of oxygen...]

[I'm also fucking hypoxic, I always thought Zhou Zhou had a good temper, but this little temper tantrum is killing me...]

[Ah, ah, I can't take it anymore, isn't this acting like a baby? 】

[What did Zhou Zhou draw, don't he know?How can you blame the boss with confidence...]

[This is fucking acting like a baby in public ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

[I can't stand it if I change it, boss, you have to be tougher and kill him on the spot. 】

[Everyone upstairs is talking about tigers and wolves, I also miss Kangkang...]

……

It was already dark, and the two of them walked home with vegetables.

As the sun sets, the entire small village is shrouded in a twilight, with smoke rising from the kitchen in the distance, and occasionally the laughter of children can be heard.

Passing by the canteen in the village, there are two large basins at the door, and there are a few fish swimming in the basins.

Jiang Shiyan looked at Lin Zhou, "Do you want to eat fish?"

Lin Zhou's eyes lit up, and he nodded sharply, "Okay, okay."

The two bought a carp, and Lin Zhou took two more bottles of beer before returning home.

After returning home, Jiang Shiyan fried two vegetables, made braised fish, and added some noodles to the leftover chicken at noon.

When Jiang Shiyan was cooking, Lin Zhou squatted in front of the chicken shed to tease the remaining chicken.

The chicken was far away from Lin Zhou, looking at him warily.

Passerby fans:

[This...wouldn't be the idea of ​​beating this chicken again? 】

[The live broadcast room next door was figuring out how to eat this little dish for three days, and the two of them ate more than half of it in one meal. 】

[To be honest, I can’t even eat it so well at home. I don’t know why they are chicken and fish in such a survival variety show. 】

[Also buy beer to drink...]

……

cp powder:

[I don't have anything to say anymore, damn it, I seem to be in a fake relationship, and if I want to eat fish, I will buy fish...]

[I feel that I have taken everything lightly, nothing can shock me, this pet...]

[The boss is too good at coaxing people, I want a boss too. 】

[Don't think about it, haven't you seen Zhou Zhou's little temper?I'm afraid he'll smash your head with a hammer. 】

【Boss is so pet, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...】

When the live broadcast time came, the staff turned off the live broadcast, but the camera still had to continue recording, because the variety show would be edited later.

But without the live broadcast, Lin Zhou is also much more comfortable, after all, he can edit in the later stage.

Lin Zhou opened the beer and took a sip, then handed it to Jiang Shiyan, "Save it, and drink another bottle tomorrow." He also knows how to be frugal.

Jiang Shiyan didn't dislike him either, took a big sip of his remaining beer, and after working in front of the stove for a long time, he felt quite comfortable after a sip of cold beer.