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The recording of the variety show was chosen in a small village with beautiful mountains and clear waters in the countryside, and everyone set off one day in advance.
Before Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan left, Xiao Ran specially instructed, "You two should pretend that you don't know each other well during the recording, and don't be too intimate."
"When did we become intimate?" Lin Zhou stared at him dissatisfied, as if they were hugging each other.
Xiao Ran thought for a long time, "The two of you... are too familiar, so you have to pretend not to, understand?"
"I don't understand." Jiang Shiyan said coldly.
Xiao Ran endured it, and said again: "...You should say a few more words on the show, don't be cold, it's best to have a smile."
"I'm quitting now, you can find someone else."
Xiao Ran: "..." Love whatever.
Lin Zhou is right, what is he planning?Does he have a bad temper?
The recording started in the morning, and everyone came from different places. Because it was a live broadcast, the staff were all adjusting the equipment, and the guests who recorded the program were waiting by the side.
This was the first meeting between Zhou Sinong and Lin Zhou after the third year of high school. Lin Zhou greeted her very happily, "Old classmate, long time no see." So, I don't really want to see you.
Zhou Sinong paused, showing a sweet smile, "Lin Zhou, long time no see." Only ghosts want to see you.
Among the few guests, all of them are entertainers, even Zhou Sinong, except for Jiang Shiyan, always faces the camera.
So when everyone was chatting together, Jiang Shiyan stood far away by himself, holding a mobile phone to connect with the secretary for work, but no one dared to step forward. After all, he was a big boss, and everyone didn't dare to get along with him like an ordinary person.
The camera has been recording tidbits for everyone, and everyone is very friendly in front of the camera.
Zhou Sinong quietly avoided the camera, walked up to Jiang Shiyan, and said hello, "Brother Shi Yan, I didn't expect you to come to the recording of the variety show."
Jiang Shiyan didn't raise his head, and said coldly: "Stay away from me, don't make yourself uncomfortable."
"Mr. Jiang, you drink water." Mo Huan ran out from nowhere and handed Jiang Shiyan a bottle of water.
Jiang Shiyan glanced at her, Mo Huan felt cold, laughed dryly, and handed over the water in his hand.
This momentum is too scary, but brother Zhou is kind.
Jiang Shiyan took the water, glanced at Zhou Sinong who was still standing there, and frowned, "Still leaving?"
Zhou Sinong bit his lip, turned and left.
Mo Huan nodded silently, the boss is mighty.
After the equipment is debugged, the recording starts.
First, the host introduces the guests one by one.
Everyone greeted each other as if they just met today, only Jiang Shiyan stood aside, and when others greeted him, he nodded slightly, really indifferent.
After that, the voting rankings will be announced and everyone will be grouped.
"One group is our Si Nong and Yan Ming, congratulations."
"Hello, Sinnong."
"Hello, Yan Ming."
When the two met for the first time, Zhou Si Nong was petite and sweet, and her speech was gentle and soft. Geng Yanming was a little relieved that she was not the unruly young lady he imagined.
"The second group is our Xiang Song and Xiaoxue Fang Xuejia. Congratulations to the two for becoming a group."
"Cooperation again."
Because they are both artists of Huashang, the two of them are quite familiar and have worked together before, so they hugged gently.
"The three groups are our Yiquan and Yu Chao, looking forward to the sparks between them."
At this time, the barrage began to swipe the screen crazily;
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】
【I can't speak anymore, only ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah】
【Ah, I'm dead...】
[I can see the two of them on variety shows together in my lifetime, I am fulfilled. 】
The two bumped each other's shoulders and smiled at each other.
The official screen is already unreadable, the screen is full of [Ah, I'm dead].
"Congratulations to our four groups, Zhou Zhou and Mr. Jiang. Everyone knows that this is Mr. Jiang's first time participating in a variety show recording. I don't know what kind of chemical reaction he will have with Zhou Zhou."
The two were separated at the two ends of the guests. After the host finished the introduction, the guests who were divided into a group stood together. Lin Zhou has been struggling with how to say hello?
shake hands?Shoulder bump?Embrace?
Finally, after the host's introduction, Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan looked at each other across the six people in the middle, then nodded slightly to signal, but they did not stand together.
Passerby fans:
【………】
[These two people don't know each other well? 】
【I'm not familiar with it...】
[There should be no intersection]
[Science popularization, before Lin Zhou hit Jiang Shiyan, it was a hot search. 】
[These two are a group, is it for embarrassment? 】
cp powder:
【Get out of the way, you don’t understand... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】
[Did you see the eyes that looked at each other?It's sticky and sticky, I can't see it. 】
[Do you think you can fool everyone by pretending not to be familiar with it?You are classmates in high school, why don't you say hello when you meet? 】
[There is no model of 300 taels of silver here...]
……
Host: "Everyone will spend three days and two nights here together, and the supplies you get in the first phase are all determined by online voting."
"No.1's Si Nong got a starting capital of 2 yuan, No.80's Xiang Song got a starting capital of 3 yuan, No.60's Yiquan got a starting capital of 4 yuan, and No.40's Lin Zhou received a starting capital of [-] yuan, while the remaining four guests did not have a starting capital."
The fans in front of the screen paused for a few seconds, and then...
【Your uncle ah ah ah ah】
【I'm going to scold someone...】
【Yueyin, you are not human, you are so mad at me...】
【Xiaoxue, I'm sorry...】
【Xiang Song, I'm sorry...】
【Zhou Zhou, I'm sorry...】
……
When Lin Zhou heard what the host said, he did the math, that is, he and Jiang Shiyan combined for a total of 40 yuan?
Facts proved that he was right, the staff gave him one for twenty yuan and two for ten yuan.
Lin Zhou: "..."
Mo Huan was shocked. She teamed up with Yiquan Superman's management team to vote overnight. In the end, Zhou Sinong got the most money, and Zhou Zhou and the boss got the least money. She also wanted to curse.
The host announced the rules again, everyone will have a house and some supplies during these three days and two nights, and everyone must let themselves live and earn more money at the same time.
However, there is a rule that everyone can interact with the villagers, but all transactions must be calculated according to the market price. You cannot have special treatment just because you are a celebrity, and violators will face fines.
After the host announced the rules, everyone proceeded in groups, and the four live broadcast rooms began to open at the same time.
First of all, everyone has to find their own place to live.
Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan walked towards the village. Lin Zhou glanced at Jiang Shiyan and shook the three coins in his hand.
Did Xiao Ran do it on purpose?
What can 40 yuan do?
The rural scenery is good, although it is the cold winter months, but the air is fresh.
Lin Zhou walked in front, Jiang Shiyan followed, neither of them spoke. Lin Zhou looked left and right. The house given by the program group should have a sign, but he hasn't seen it yet.
Lin Zhou was not in a hurry, he was walking with his hands behind his back, Lin Zhou wanted to talk, but the camera was right in front of him, Xiao Ran said don't let the two of them be too intimate, what the hell is it called intimacy?Why is it called intimacy?
It doesn't seem appropriate to chat like usual, because it's easy to expose too much.
But not chatting like usual, how to talk?
Simply, don't talk about it.
In the live broadcast room, the two of them were seen walking without saying a word, without saying a word.
【…】
【... chatting】
[Why don't you speak? 】
[Looking at the chat room next door, why don't you say a word here? 】
……
Feeling embarrassed, the cameraman said silently behind the camera: "Speak."
Lin Zhou was helpless, scratched his head, turned around and said to the people around him: "The weather is fine today."
Jiang Shiyan glanced at him, isn't it embarrassing?
Lin Zhou turned his back to the camera, winked at him, and answered.
Jiang Shiyan turned his head indifferently and looked into the distance.
Lin Zhou: "..."
It's too terrible, I can't move it.
Lin Zhou ignored him and continued walking.
Cameraman: "..." Mr. Xiao told him ten thousand times that if the two of them had any intimate movements, they should immediately cut the camera, but...
These two people obviously don't know each other well?
How about intimacy?
The first house they passed by was the group of Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia.
Zhou Sinong and Geng Yanming were also there, and several people were discussing the issue of sleeping at night. After all, the two groups were a man and a woman. They finally decided that Fang Xuejia and Zhou Sinong would sleep together at night, and Xiang Song and Geng Yanming would sleep together.
Lin Zhou went into the room and took a look. There were two dilapidated houses, one bedroom, one kitchen, and a small courtyard. The floor in the house was concrete, and the bedroom was like an earth kang.
There are two baskets of apples and two chickens in the yard.
Xiang Song was helpless: "It's just such a few things, how do we live here?"
Fang Xuejia: "Yan Ming, what are you doing?"
Geng Yanming: "So do we, two baskets of apples and two chickens."
Zhou Sinong: "This apple should not be eaten, otherwise I wouldn't give so much."
"Lin Zhou, what do you look like?" Fang Xuejia asked Lin Zhou.
"I haven't found it yet." Lin Zhou shrugged.
"It's almost noon, how do you have lunch?" Geng Yanming scratched his head, "There is nothing in this house, only oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. You can't eat fried apples, right?"
"Let's go around the village again." Xiang Song said.
Lin Zhou came out and greeted Jiang Shiyan to continue walking.
Several residences were not far away, after walking a few steps, Lin Zhou found where he and Jiang Shiyan lived.
The conditions are similar to those of Xiang Song, two baskets of apples and two chickens, and nothing else.
Lin Zhou threw his luggage on the kang, walked around the house, and finally squatted in front of the chicken shed, resting his chin, thinking.
Jiang Shiyan walked around inside and outside the room, and walked to Lin Zhou's side.
"I'm hungry." Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose, "Are you hungry?"
"It's okay." Jiang Shiyan said.
Lin Zhou flicked the 40 yuan in his hand, "This amount of money may not even be enough for a meal between the two of us."
Lin Zhou thought for a while, then suddenly took off his coat and threw it on Jiang Shiyan, and then jumped into the chicken shed by leaning on the fence.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Shiyan took a step back holding Lin Zhou's clothes, his face changed.
Lin Zhou rolled up his sleeves and smiled: "Catch the chicken..."
fan:
【What is Zhou Zhou going to do? 】
[Maybe there is not enough money, so I have to sell the chicken for dinner. 】
【Only two chickens, if you sell one, there will be one left...】
【Ahhh, Zhouzhou and the boss are miserable, only 40 yuan in total...】
【I want to donate money...】
【Want to donate 1】
[Insulting Zhou Si Nong every day. 】
[Don't go upstairs with Zhou Zhou's profile picture to recruit gangsters, although I want to scold you too. 】
The chicken shed was not small, and the two chickens were suddenly threatened and started running wildly. Lin Zhou chased after him and shouted, "Don't run away, come here, come into my arms..."
"Jiujiujiujiu, good boy, don't run, come here..."
"Little chicken, don't run away, come to brother's arms..."
The camera followed Lin Zhou, and Lin Zhou followed the chicken, and there was a burst of dust in the chicken coop.
The screen of the live broadcast room began to swipe, and the number of people increased sharply. Lin Zhou became a hot search online, and the live broadcast room was switched to the main music platform.
The whole screen was full of scenes of Lin Zhou chasing the chicken, which was brought to Jiang Shiyan occasionally, but Jiang Shiyan had retreated outside the courtyard, watching from a distance, refusing to take a step closer.
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】
[Fuck, Lin Zhou is catching chickens online. 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】
【Oh my god, I'm so stupid...】
【Boss Jiang doesn't want to have a copper mine with him anymore. 】
【Hahahaha, so stupid...】
……
Lin Zhou fought the chickens in the chicken coop for [-] rounds, and finally walked out of the chicken coop with the chicken feathers on his head. He looked for Jiang Shiyan at the first time, but found that Jiang Shiyan was missing.
"Mr. Jiang?" Lin Zhou looked around, "Where is the person?"
"Mr. Jiang?"
Finally, he saw Jiang Shiyan behind a group of staff.
Lin Zhou narrowed his eyes with a smile, and walked towards Jiang Shiyan with the chicken in his hand. When he took a step forward, Jiang Shiyan took a step back, resolutely refusing to let Lin Zhou get close to him.
Lin Zhou raised his eyebrows, showed a smirk, and suddenly ran forward with the chicken, "Mr. Jiang, come and kill the chicken..."
Jiang Shiyan's face changed, and he suddenly stepped aside, his whole body was scared out of the picture.
Lin Zhou rushed too hard and tripped over a small stone under his feet. With a sound of "Ahh...", he fell forward.
In the camera, a hand suddenly stretched out from Lin Zhou's waist to hug him, Lin Zhou disappeared from the screen, and the camera focused on the only chicken in the chicken coop.
[...Fuck, where are people...? 】
【Ahhhhhhh, what about the screen, I want Kangkang, give me Kangkang...]
【Whose hand is that?Ah ah ah ah ah】
[It's not Mr. Jiang, cp fans, stop fucking, did Mr. Jiang get scared out of the screen without watching it? 】
……
Lin Zhou lay in Jiang Shiyan's arms, covering his nose, "I'll go..."
Jiang Shiyan pushed him out with a pale face, half-closed his eyes, and said in a trembling tone, "Stay away from me..."
After Lin Zhou stood firm, he couldn't help laughing, and he stopped scaring Jiang Shiyan, and walked back to the screen with the chicken in his hand, "Next, Mr. Jiang will perform a performance of killing a chicken in public..."
Jiang Shiyan: "..."
Passerby fans:
【Lin Zhou wants to kill a chicken?He is going to eat this chicken...]
【There are only two chickens, and there is only one chicken left after eating...】
[Why are these two having such a bad time? 】
[Eat one today, eat one tomorrow, eat another day for 40 yuan the day after tomorrow, three days and two nights will pass...]
[I can now imagine the miserable life of the two of them. 】
cp powder:
【Ahhhhhhh, I'm dead, that hand must belong to the boss, wait for the sisters to release a high-resolution picture...】
[Boss is so spoiled, Zhou Zhou said he would eat chicken if he said he would eat chicken, and he would not refute it]
【Boss is afraid of chickens, Zhou Zhou deliberately scares the boss... ah, what kind of fairy couple...】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]
……
The screen turned to where Jiang Shiyan was standing, and Jiang Shiyan waved to Lin Zhou, "Come here."
Lin Zhou couldn't help but laugh at Jiang Shiyan's appearance. Jiang Shiyan is afraid of chickens and insects, and most afraid of mice, hahahahaha...
"What do you want?" Lin Zhou walked over with the chicken.
Jiang Shiyan hid from Lin Zhou far away, and took the lead in entering the neighbor's house.
A middle-aged man and woman in a villager's house were weaving baskets in the yard. Jiang Shiyan asked, "Hello, do you know how to kill chickens?"
"Yes, yes..." The villagers have long been notified that there will be a program crew filming here, so their attitude is very good.
"Mr. Jiang, you can't ask the villagers for help." The cameraman reminded.
"We'll give the money." Lin Zhou came from behind carrying the chicken.
Jiang Shiyan glanced at Lin Zhou and reminded, "Apple."
Lin Zhou immediately accepted Jiang Shiyan's meaning, "Brother, how much is your apple for a catty? Can we exchange something with you? Barter."
"Yes, yes." The eldest brother was very enthusiastic.
Lin Zhou: "Okay, then you can convert according to the normal price, don't be polite."
In the end, Lin Zhou exchanged the apples for a few colored peppers, a little green onion, ginger and garlic, as well as some noodles and rice, and asked his elder brother to help clean up the chicken. There were not many apples left in the basket.
Passerby fans:
[These two...I've taken it too, are you planning to eat them all in one meal? 】
【This is the pampered young master, right now, I only want to eat at this time...】
……
cp powder:
[This is too tacit understanding, you can understand what the other party is going to do with just one look. 】
【Oh my god, what I said upstairs...】
[Sure enough, following the sister's thinking, there are sweets to eat...]
After the two returned home, Jiang Shiyan fetched water in the yard and began to wash and prepare vegetables. Lin Zhou strolled into the kitchen, not doing well at all.
"Mr. Jiang, let me light the fire for you."
Three minutes later, thick smoke was billowing, and Lin Zhou ran out covering his mouth, coughing so loudly.
Jiang Shiyan: "..."
There was some dust on Lin Zhou's face, Jiang Shiyan habitually reached out to wipe his face, Lin Zhou saw him reaching out, subconsciously moved his face towards him, the cameraman suddenly coughed violently.
Lin Zhou woke up suddenly, took a step back to avoid Jiang Shiyan's hand, touched his head in embarrassment, and winked at Jiang Shiyan.
Jiang Shiyan paused for a moment, turned his head to glance at the cameraman, the cameraman's hand shook, the camera swung around, and took a picture of the situation in the courtyard.
Jiang Shiyan reached out to wipe the dust off Lin Zhou's face, then walked around Lin Zhou into the kitchen as if nothing had happened.
Lin Zhou blushed and followed, "I don't know how to light a fire."
Jiang Shiyan looked at the mess on the ground, and sighed helplessly, "Please stay calm and don't make trouble, ancestor."
cp powder:
[I'm so mad, what happened just now?Why did the camera turn? 】
[Give me Kangkang... Cameraman, what are you eating? 】
[Fuck, what did the boss just say?I didn't hear you? 】
[I seem to hear it clearly, but I don't seem to hear it clearly, the radio is too bad...]
[Did you mean baby? 】
[I sound like an ancestor? 】
[Little ancestor?I am dead……】
Passerby fans:
[Are these two really planning to eat chicken? 】
[Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia next door have already agreed to sell apples. 】
[I'm going to die of being laughed at by the two of them, the two young masters only know how to eat...]
[It's only been a few hours, someone came and bought a chicken, a basket of apples, just for a meal...]
Lin Zhou leaned against the door frame and watched Jiang Shiyan live in an orderly manner. Under his hands, there was no thick smoke, only a strong fire.
Jiang Shiyan's side face was stern, and he had never expressed any expression. Even the fire gave off a cool feeling that strangers should not enter.
Lin Zhou couldn't help pursing his lips and chuckling.
"Okay, Mr. Jiang, you can make a fire too?"
"I did some homework before coming here." Jiang Shiyan said lightly.
Lin Zhou shrugged, turned his head to the screen, "Everyone has seen that, Mr. Jiang has a plan in everything he does, even making a fire."
"I want to stir-fry, it's choking inside, so go ahead and do whatever you want." Jiang Shiyan glanced at him.
"Okay." Lin Zhou waved his forehead with two fingers together, and walked out of the kitchen.
The camera moves with Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou picks up the mobile phone given by the program team to call Geng Yanming, then walks to the bamboo fence at the gate of the courtyard, lies on it and looks into the distance.
A slender young man leaned lazily on the bamboo fence, his beautiful eyes were shining brightly, and there was a lazy smile on the corner of his mouth.
In the live broadcast room, I thought it was a still picture.
fan:
【Brother is so pretty, kill me】
[Wooooooooow, I suddenly got Lin Zhou's appearance, oh my god, it's so pretty. 】
[Brother is hungry and eat chicken hard, it doesn't matter, as long as brother is not hungry. 】
【You don’t need to make money, just spend as much as you can...】
cp powder:
【Oh my god, how did the boss resist this face? 】
[You didn't see the way the boss looked at Zhouzhou, are you about to eat Zhouzhou? 】
[What are you talking about upstairs, I want Kangkang, you go write an essay...]
[To be honest, I want to go on a boat. 】
[Go away, be careful that the boss bans you...]
……
"Hi, Si Nong, Yan Ming..." Lin Zhou straightened up suddenly, and greeted the two who came over with a bright face.
"Brother Zhou..." Geng Yanming was overjoyed, "Have you eaten yet?"
"Not yet, have you eaten yet?"
"There is no place to eat." Geng Yanming sighed helplessly, "There is only oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar at home, and there is no food. Let's go to the villager's house. The program team asks to give them money according to the consumption of the restaurant. The two of us eat for 100 yuan." I don’t know if the meal is enough.”
"The program team is too deceitful." Geng Yanming complained in a low voice, "The family only cooked two dishes, and the program team asked us to pay 20 yuan each, and we were not willing to eat."
Zhou Sinong looked into the courtyard, seeing smoke rising from the chimney, he couldn't help being curious, "Are you guys cooking?"
"Yes." Lin Zhou smiled, "Boss Jiang is cooking inside."
"What do you guys cook?" Geng Yanming was stunned, "Did the show crew give you food?"
"No, everyone is the same. Boss Jiang and I only have 40 yuan, which is less than you." Lin Zhou pointed to the chicken shed, "So, I killed a chicken."
Geng Yanming: "..."
Are you serious?
He was so poor that he even killed a chicken?
He can't wait to offer up the chicken now, and he expects to lay two eggs to eat tomorrow morning. Brother Zhou killed the chicken?
"Do you want to eat together?" Lin Zhou invited.
"Ah?" Geng Yanming looked in disbelief, "You invite us to dinner?" This is too generous.
"No, no, no..." Lin Zhou hurriedly waved his hands, "It's not an invitation, it's not a good time, you don't have a place to eat, and we just happened to cook, after all, we are poor, and there is a cost to killing chickens, you two give some cost Fei, let's make do with a meal."
Geng Yanming's small head was full of great doubts, and there was nothing wrong with what he said, but he always felt that it was a trap.
Before Geng Yanming could speak, Zhou Sinong said, "How much would it cost to have dinner with you?"
Lin Zhou changed his posture, continued to lean on the fence, and counted for them with his fingers, "Mr. Jiang makes this dish called braised chicken and rice, have you tried it?"
Zhou Sinong shook his head: "No."
Geng Yanming nodded: "I have."
Lin Zhou asked Geng Yanming: "Have you eaten it before? How much do you think you paid for a piece of braised chicken?"
"I have a big appetite, so I need to order large portions, maybe thirty or forty at a time."
Lin Zhou clapped his hands, "It costs 40 yuan to eat once, and the yellow braised chicken we made today is guaranteed to be fresh, the quantity is large, and it is made by Mr. Jiang himself. Look at the price-performance ratio and charge you [-] yuan in the market." Sixty is not much, is it?"
"We only have 100 yuan in total." Zhou Sinong pouted, she wanted to eat the meal cooked by Brother Shi Yan.
"Listen to me." Lin Zhou raised his eyebrows at her, "Isn't there still room for negotiation? It's already noon, and everyone has been hungry for a long time. I'll give you a friendly price, 21 copies. How about it?"
"21 copies?" Geng Yanming frowned. They only have 100 yuan now, and a meal for two would cost [-] yuan, which doesn't seem to be a good deal.
"Really?" Zhou Sinong's eyes lit up, "Yes."
"Wait, let's discuss it later." Geng Yanming hastily stopped her.
Seeing this, Lin Zhou said again: "Now you can find a meal at random, even if you eat bran swallowed vegetables, according to the regulations of the program group, one person will have to pay more than ten yuan. Think about it, you can't go to a fellow villager's house for five yuan. Have a meal? Isn’t this clearly taking advantage of others? If you ask someone to cook fish for you, 200 yuan is not enough for the two of you.”
What Lin Zhou said seems to make sense. Now a bowl of noodles on the market costs more than ten yuan, and 20 yuan for a serving of braised chicken doesn’t seem to be much. Just now, the rice side dish at the fellow’s house is also [-] yuan. This is chicken. ah.
The strong fragrance wafted from the kitchen, and Zhou Sinong didn't care about it, "Okay, we agreed, 40 yuan per person, [-] yuan here, strict, it's okay, I invite you." Brother Shi Yan's cooking, no matter how much money She eats them all.
Geng Yanming: "..." The 100 yuan belongs to Zhou Sinong, and he doesn't have any money, so it's better to be less aggressive.
"Brother Zhou, we want to eat too, can we?" Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao appeared out of nowhere with excited faces, "Can we eat?" They searched for a long time but couldn't find anything to eat. I didn't know how to cook the dishes myself, so I went to the fellow's house, and it happened that the fellow's family was eating, and they had chicken, duck and fish, and the fellow invited them to eat together. The program team evaluated the quality of the food and asked them to pay 30 yuan each.
Only fools eat it.
Lin Zhou: "..."
I'll go, how can there be unexpected gains, his goal is only Zhou Sinong...
"But we can't afford that much. Fifteen per person can do it. Let's eat less chicken and drink more soup." Yu Chao was cute and cute.
fan:
[Two silly children, stay away from Lin Zhou, don't eat. 】
【Are you two stupid?Don't eat, this is a scam...]
[Forgive the child, neither of them can cook...]
[Stay away from the strange brother...don't be fooled, you only have 60 yuan...]
[Zai Zai, there is no next meal after this meal, please bear with it...]
……
It is impossible for Lin Zhou to push this good thing that was sent up on his own initiative.
The blame can only be blamed on the program team being too perverted and driving the child to a dead end.
At this moment, Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia passed by, and Lin Zhou casually asked, "Do you want to eat together?"
Fang Xuejia waved her hand: "No need, you guys enjoyed your meal."
Xiang Song also smiled: "We bought noodles and eggs and cooked them ourselves."
fan:
[Look at people, what kind of IQ is this, what about our cubs' brains? 】
[Ginger is still old and hot, look at Brother Song and Xiaoxue, how can they not be fooled. 】
[What are those four heads made of? 】
[Those four can't cook, whoever can cook in the survival game will have the upper hand...]
……
On the round table outside the house, everyone sat in a row, each with a plate. Inside the plate was a piece of white rice with chicken nuggets decorated with green and red peppers. The appearance was no worse than that in the restaurant outside.
After running around all morning, everyone was hungry, so they picked up the plates and started eating.
Geng Yanming: "Wow, Mr. Jiang's cooking is really delicious, amazing."
"Yeah, it's delicious." Yin Yiquan took a bite of the rice, "It's too unexpected."
Lin Zhou held the bowl and looked at several people. Except for Zhou Sinong, the other three, Geng Yanming just graduated from university this year, and the other two were only in their twenties, and they were all children.
Ugh……
Lin Zhou sighed, feeling a little uncomfortable lying to the child, but...
So cool! ! !
Lin Zhou poked a few times in the bowl, and a chicken leg was exposed inside, and he poked it again, and another chicken leg was exposed.
Lin Zhou looked in the direction of the camera, coughed lightly, turned sideways, and when the camera turned, he picked up a chicken leg in the bowl and threw it into Jiang Shiyan's bowl.
Jiang Shiyan looked at him, Lin Zhou blinked at him and smiled.
Reward yours.
fan:
[Let me do the math, four silly kids contributed 70 yuan, how much is a live chicken?This 70 yuan should be able to buy a dog? 】
[Chicken is cheap in our place, you can buy one for sixty or seventy, and they earned 70 yuan, and then they ate a meal for nothing. 】
【The three or four catties of chickens in our place cost more than 100. His chicken doesn't know how heavy it is, and the two of them broke more than half of the basket of apples...】
[But the changed rice noodles should not be finished, right?Supper should be enough for them. 】
[You may have forgotten that it is stated in the rules released by Leyin that the live broadcast room with the highest popularity will be switched to the main platform, and as long as it occupies the main platform for 10 minutes and is not surpassed by other live broadcast rooms, every 10 Five yuan is rewarded every minute. Just now on the main platform, everyone watched Zhou Zhou Catch Chicken for more than 1 minutes...]
【...That is to say, the platform will give them a reward of 50 yuan...】
……
CP powder:
【Ahhhhhhh, the boss can cook, Zhouzhou can't do anything, such a combination, I can't do it...】
【I'm also a little hypoxic...】
[The eyes of the two people looking at each other, if there is no camera, they will go to bed...]
[I seem to see two chicken legs in the Zhouzhou bowl...]
[I saw it too, I saw it too. 】
[No, where did the chicken legs in the boss bowl come from? 】
[The camera turned just now. 】
[I want to curse, is this camera brother an enemy?Always drop the chain at critical moments. 】
[Yes, I also discovered that the camera brother is always offline at critical moments...]
[Camera brother, please hold your camera steady and don't shake it anywhere! ! ! 】
【+1】
【+1】
The recording of the variety show was chosen in a small village with beautiful mountains and clear waters in the countryside, and everyone set off one day in advance.
Before Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan left, Xiao Ran specially instructed, "You two should pretend that you don't know each other well during the recording, and don't be too intimate."
"When did we become intimate?" Lin Zhou stared at him dissatisfied, as if they were hugging each other.
Xiao Ran thought for a long time, "The two of you... are too familiar, so you have to pretend not to, understand?"
"I don't understand." Jiang Shiyan said coldly.
Xiao Ran endured it, and said again: "...You should say a few more words on the show, don't be cold, it's best to have a smile."
"I'm quitting now, you can find someone else."
Xiao Ran: "..." Love whatever.
Lin Zhou is right, what is he planning?Does he have a bad temper?
The recording started in the morning, and everyone came from different places. Because it was a live broadcast, the staff were all adjusting the equipment, and the guests who recorded the program were waiting by the side.
This was the first meeting between Zhou Sinong and Lin Zhou after the third year of high school. Lin Zhou greeted her very happily, "Old classmate, long time no see." So, I don't really want to see you.
Zhou Sinong paused, showing a sweet smile, "Lin Zhou, long time no see." Only ghosts want to see you.
Among the few guests, all of them are entertainers, even Zhou Sinong, except for Jiang Shiyan, always faces the camera.
So when everyone was chatting together, Jiang Shiyan stood far away by himself, holding a mobile phone to connect with the secretary for work, but no one dared to step forward. After all, he was a big boss, and everyone didn't dare to get along with him like an ordinary person.
The camera has been recording tidbits for everyone, and everyone is very friendly in front of the camera.
Zhou Sinong quietly avoided the camera, walked up to Jiang Shiyan, and said hello, "Brother Shi Yan, I didn't expect you to come to the recording of the variety show."
Jiang Shiyan didn't raise his head, and said coldly: "Stay away from me, don't make yourself uncomfortable."
"Mr. Jiang, you drink water." Mo Huan ran out from nowhere and handed Jiang Shiyan a bottle of water.
Jiang Shiyan glanced at her, Mo Huan felt cold, laughed dryly, and handed over the water in his hand.
This momentum is too scary, but brother Zhou is kind.
Jiang Shiyan took the water, glanced at Zhou Sinong who was still standing there, and frowned, "Still leaving?"
Zhou Sinong bit his lip, turned and left.
Mo Huan nodded silently, the boss is mighty.
After the equipment is debugged, the recording starts.
First, the host introduces the guests one by one.
Everyone greeted each other as if they just met today, only Jiang Shiyan stood aside, and when others greeted him, he nodded slightly, really indifferent.
After that, the voting rankings will be announced and everyone will be grouped.
"One group is our Si Nong and Yan Ming, congratulations."
"Hello, Sinnong."
"Hello, Yan Ming."
When the two met for the first time, Zhou Si Nong was petite and sweet, and her speech was gentle and soft. Geng Yanming was a little relieved that she was not the unruly young lady he imagined.
"The second group is our Xiang Song and Xiaoxue Fang Xuejia. Congratulations to the two for becoming a group."
"Cooperation again."
Because they are both artists of Huashang, the two of them are quite familiar and have worked together before, so they hugged gently.
"The three groups are our Yiquan and Yu Chao, looking forward to the sparks between them."
At this time, the barrage began to swipe the screen crazily;
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】
【I can't speak anymore, only ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah】
【Ah, I'm dead...】
[I can see the two of them on variety shows together in my lifetime, I am fulfilled. 】
The two bumped each other's shoulders and smiled at each other.
The official screen is already unreadable, the screen is full of [Ah, I'm dead].
"Congratulations to our four groups, Zhou Zhou and Mr. Jiang. Everyone knows that this is Mr. Jiang's first time participating in a variety show recording. I don't know what kind of chemical reaction he will have with Zhou Zhou."
The two were separated at the two ends of the guests. After the host finished the introduction, the guests who were divided into a group stood together. Lin Zhou has been struggling with how to say hello?
shake hands?Shoulder bump?Embrace?
Finally, after the host's introduction, Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan looked at each other across the six people in the middle, then nodded slightly to signal, but they did not stand together.
Passerby fans:
【………】
[These two people don't know each other well? 】
【I'm not familiar with it...】
[There should be no intersection]
[Science popularization, before Lin Zhou hit Jiang Shiyan, it was a hot search. 】
[These two are a group, is it for embarrassment? 】
cp powder:
【Get out of the way, you don’t understand... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】
[Did you see the eyes that looked at each other?It's sticky and sticky, I can't see it. 】
[Do you think you can fool everyone by pretending not to be familiar with it?You are classmates in high school, why don't you say hello when you meet? 】
[There is no model of 300 taels of silver here...]
……
Host: "Everyone will spend three days and two nights here together, and the supplies you get in the first phase are all determined by online voting."
"No.1's Si Nong got a starting capital of 2 yuan, No.80's Xiang Song got a starting capital of 3 yuan, No.60's Yiquan got a starting capital of 4 yuan, and No.40's Lin Zhou received a starting capital of [-] yuan, while the remaining four guests did not have a starting capital."
The fans in front of the screen paused for a few seconds, and then...
【Your uncle ah ah ah ah】
【I'm going to scold someone...】
【Yueyin, you are not human, you are so mad at me...】
【Xiaoxue, I'm sorry...】
【Xiang Song, I'm sorry...】
【Zhou Zhou, I'm sorry...】
……
When Lin Zhou heard what the host said, he did the math, that is, he and Jiang Shiyan combined for a total of 40 yuan?
Facts proved that he was right, the staff gave him one for twenty yuan and two for ten yuan.
Lin Zhou: "..."
Mo Huan was shocked. She teamed up with Yiquan Superman's management team to vote overnight. In the end, Zhou Sinong got the most money, and Zhou Zhou and the boss got the least money. She also wanted to curse.
The host announced the rules again, everyone will have a house and some supplies during these three days and two nights, and everyone must let themselves live and earn more money at the same time.
However, there is a rule that everyone can interact with the villagers, but all transactions must be calculated according to the market price. You cannot have special treatment just because you are a celebrity, and violators will face fines.
After the host announced the rules, everyone proceeded in groups, and the four live broadcast rooms began to open at the same time.
First of all, everyone has to find their own place to live.
Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan walked towards the village. Lin Zhou glanced at Jiang Shiyan and shook the three coins in his hand.
Did Xiao Ran do it on purpose?
What can 40 yuan do?
The rural scenery is good, although it is the cold winter months, but the air is fresh.
Lin Zhou walked in front, Jiang Shiyan followed, neither of them spoke. Lin Zhou looked left and right. The house given by the program group should have a sign, but he hasn't seen it yet.
Lin Zhou was not in a hurry, he was walking with his hands behind his back, Lin Zhou wanted to talk, but the camera was right in front of him, Xiao Ran said don't let the two of them be too intimate, what the hell is it called intimacy?Why is it called intimacy?
It doesn't seem appropriate to chat like usual, because it's easy to expose too much.
But not chatting like usual, how to talk?
Simply, don't talk about it.
In the live broadcast room, the two of them were seen walking without saying a word, without saying a word.
【…】
【... chatting】
[Why don't you speak? 】
[Looking at the chat room next door, why don't you say a word here? 】
……
Feeling embarrassed, the cameraman said silently behind the camera: "Speak."
Lin Zhou was helpless, scratched his head, turned around and said to the people around him: "The weather is fine today."
Jiang Shiyan glanced at him, isn't it embarrassing?
Lin Zhou turned his back to the camera, winked at him, and answered.
Jiang Shiyan turned his head indifferently and looked into the distance.
Lin Zhou: "..."
It's too terrible, I can't move it.
Lin Zhou ignored him and continued walking.
Cameraman: "..." Mr. Xiao told him ten thousand times that if the two of them had any intimate movements, they should immediately cut the camera, but...
These two people obviously don't know each other well?
How about intimacy?
The first house they passed by was the group of Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia.
Zhou Sinong and Geng Yanming were also there, and several people were discussing the issue of sleeping at night. After all, the two groups were a man and a woman. They finally decided that Fang Xuejia and Zhou Sinong would sleep together at night, and Xiang Song and Geng Yanming would sleep together.
Lin Zhou went into the room and took a look. There were two dilapidated houses, one bedroom, one kitchen, and a small courtyard. The floor in the house was concrete, and the bedroom was like an earth kang.
There are two baskets of apples and two chickens in the yard.
Xiang Song was helpless: "It's just such a few things, how do we live here?"
Fang Xuejia: "Yan Ming, what are you doing?"
Geng Yanming: "So do we, two baskets of apples and two chickens."
Zhou Sinong: "This apple should not be eaten, otherwise I wouldn't give so much."
"Lin Zhou, what do you look like?" Fang Xuejia asked Lin Zhou.
"I haven't found it yet." Lin Zhou shrugged.
"It's almost noon, how do you have lunch?" Geng Yanming scratched his head, "There is nothing in this house, only oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. You can't eat fried apples, right?"
"Let's go around the village again." Xiang Song said.
Lin Zhou came out and greeted Jiang Shiyan to continue walking.
Several residences were not far away, after walking a few steps, Lin Zhou found where he and Jiang Shiyan lived.
The conditions are similar to those of Xiang Song, two baskets of apples and two chickens, and nothing else.
Lin Zhou threw his luggage on the kang, walked around the house, and finally squatted in front of the chicken shed, resting his chin, thinking.
Jiang Shiyan walked around inside and outside the room, and walked to Lin Zhou's side.
"I'm hungry." Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose, "Are you hungry?"
"It's okay." Jiang Shiyan said.
Lin Zhou flicked the 40 yuan in his hand, "This amount of money may not even be enough for a meal between the two of us."
Lin Zhou thought for a while, then suddenly took off his coat and threw it on Jiang Shiyan, and then jumped into the chicken shed by leaning on the fence.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Shiyan took a step back holding Lin Zhou's clothes, his face changed.
Lin Zhou rolled up his sleeves and smiled: "Catch the chicken..."
fan:
【What is Zhou Zhou going to do? 】
[Maybe there is not enough money, so I have to sell the chicken for dinner. 】
【Only two chickens, if you sell one, there will be one left...】
【Ahhh, Zhouzhou and the boss are miserable, only 40 yuan in total...】
【I want to donate money...】
【Want to donate 1】
[Insulting Zhou Si Nong every day. 】
[Don't go upstairs with Zhou Zhou's profile picture to recruit gangsters, although I want to scold you too. 】
The chicken shed was not small, and the two chickens were suddenly threatened and started running wildly. Lin Zhou chased after him and shouted, "Don't run away, come here, come into my arms..."
"Jiujiujiujiu, good boy, don't run, come here..."
"Little chicken, don't run away, come to brother's arms..."
The camera followed Lin Zhou, and Lin Zhou followed the chicken, and there was a burst of dust in the chicken coop.
The screen of the live broadcast room began to swipe, and the number of people increased sharply. Lin Zhou became a hot search online, and the live broadcast room was switched to the main music platform.
The whole screen was full of scenes of Lin Zhou chasing the chicken, which was brought to Jiang Shiyan occasionally, but Jiang Shiyan had retreated outside the courtyard, watching from a distance, refusing to take a step closer.
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】
[Fuck, Lin Zhou is catching chickens online. 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】
【Oh my god, I'm so stupid...】
【Boss Jiang doesn't want to have a copper mine with him anymore. 】
【Hahahaha, so stupid...】
……
Lin Zhou fought the chickens in the chicken coop for [-] rounds, and finally walked out of the chicken coop with the chicken feathers on his head. He looked for Jiang Shiyan at the first time, but found that Jiang Shiyan was missing.
"Mr. Jiang?" Lin Zhou looked around, "Where is the person?"
"Mr. Jiang?"
Finally, he saw Jiang Shiyan behind a group of staff.
Lin Zhou narrowed his eyes with a smile, and walked towards Jiang Shiyan with the chicken in his hand. When he took a step forward, Jiang Shiyan took a step back, resolutely refusing to let Lin Zhou get close to him.
Lin Zhou raised his eyebrows, showed a smirk, and suddenly ran forward with the chicken, "Mr. Jiang, come and kill the chicken..."
Jiang Shiyan's face changed, and he suddenly stepped aside, his whole body was scared out of the picture.
Lin Zhou rushed too hard and tripped over a small stone under his feet. With a sound of "Ahh...", he fell forward.
In the camera, a hand suddenly stretched out from Lin Zhou's waist to hug him, Lin Zhou disappeared from the screen, and the camera focused on the only chicken in the chicken coop.
[...Fuck, where are people...? 】
【Ahhhhhhh, what about the screen, I want Kangkang, give me Kangkang...]
【Whose hand is that?Ah ah ah ah ah】
[It's not Mr. Jiang, cp fans, stop fucking, did Mr. Jiang get scared out of the screen without watching it? 】
……
Lin Zhou lay in Jiang Shiyan's arms, covering his nose, "I'll go..."
Jiang Shiyan pushed him out with a pale face, half-closed his eyes, and said in a trembling tone, "Stay away from me..."
After Lin Zhou stood firm, he couldn't help laughing, and he stopped scaring Jiang Shiyan, and walked back to the screen with the chicken in his hand, "Next, Mr. Jiang will perform a performance of killing a chicken in public..."
Jiang Shiyan: "..."
Passerby fans:
【Lin Zhou wants to kill a chicken?He is going to eat this chicken...]
【There are only two chickens, and there is only one chicken left after eating...】
[Why are these two having such a bad time? 】
[Eat one today, eat one tomorrow, eat another day for 40 yuan the day after tomorrow, three days and two nights will pass...]
[I can now imagine the miserable life of the two of them. 】
cp powder:
【Ahhhhhhh, I'm dead, that hand must belong to the boss, wait for the sisters to release a high-resolution picture...】
[Boss is so spoiled, Zhou Zhou said he would eat chicken if he said he would eat chicken, and he would not refute it]
【Boss is afraid of chickens, Zhou Zhou deliberately scares the boss... ah, what kind of fairy couple...】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]
……
The screen turned to where Jiang Shiyan was standing, and Jiang Shiyan waved to Lin Zhou, "Come here."
Lin Zhou couldn't help but laugh at Jiang Shiyan's appearance. Jiang Shiyan is afraid of chickens and insects, and most afraid of mice, hahahahaha...
"What do you want?" Lin Zhou walked over with the chicken.
Jiang Shiyan hid from Lin Zhou far away, and took the lead in entering the neighbor's house.
A middle-aged man and woman in a villager's house were weaving baskets in the yard. Jiang Shiyan asked, "Hello, do you know how to kill chickens?"
"Yes, yes..." The villagers have long been notified that there will be a program crew filming here, so their attitude is very good.
"Mr. Jiang, you can't ask the villagers for help." The cameraman reminded.
"We'll give the money." Lin Zhou came from behind carrying the chicken.
Jiang Shiyan glanced at Lin Zhou and reminded, "Apple."
Lin Zhou immediately accepted Jiang Shiyan's meaning, "Brother, how much is your apple for a catty? Can we exchange something with you? Barter."
"Yes, yes." The eldest brother was very enthusiastic.
Lin Zhou: "Okay, then you can convert according to the normal price, don't be polite."
In the end, Lin Zhou exchanged the apples for a few colored peppers, a little green onion, ginger and garlic, as well as some noodles and rice, and asked his elder brother to help clean up the chicken. There were not many apples left in the basket.
Passerby fans:
[These two...I've taken it too, are you planning to eat them all in one meal? 】
【This is the pampered young master, right now, I only want to eat at this time...】
……
cp powder:
[This is too tacit understanding, you can understand what the other party is going to do with just one look. 】
【Oh my god, what I said upstairs...】
[Sure enough, following the sister's thinking, there are sweets to eat...]
After the two returned home, Jiang Shiyan fetched water in the yard and began to wash and prepare vegetables. Lin Zhou strolled into the kitchen, not doing well at all.
"Mr. Jiang, let me light the fire for you."
Three minutes later, thick smoke was billowing, and Lin Zhou ran out covering his mouth, coughing so loudly.
Jiang Shiyan: "..."
There was some dust on Lin Zhou's face, Jiang Shiyan habitually reached out to wipe his face, Lin Zhou saw him reaching out, subconsciously moved his face towards him, the cameraman suddenly coughed violently.
Lin Zhou woke up suddenly, took a step back to avoid Jiang Shiyan's hand, touched his head in embarrassment, and winked at Jiang Shiyan.
Jiang Shiyan paused for a moment, turned his head to glance at the cameraman, the cameraman's hand shook, the camera swung around, and took a picture of the situation in the courtyard.
Jiang Shiyan reached out to wipe the dust off Lin Zhou's face, then walked around Lin Zhou into the kitchen as if nothing had happened.
Lin Zhou blushed and followed, "I don't know how to light a fire."
Jiang Shiyan looked at the mess on the ground, and sighed helplessly, "Please stay calm and don't make trouble, ancestor."
cp powder:
[I'm so mad, what happened just now?Why did the camera turn? 】
[Give me Kangkang... Cameraman, what are you eating? 】
[Fuck, what did the boss just say?I didn't hear you? 】
[I seem to hear it clearly, but I don't seem to hear it clearly, the radio is too bad...]
[Did you mean baby? 】
[I sound like an ancestor? 】
[Little ancestor?I am dead……】
Passerby fans:
[Are these two really planning to eat chicken? 】
[Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia next door have already agreed to sell apples. 】
[I'm going to die of being laughed at by the two of them, the two young masters only know how to eat...]
[It's only been a few hours, someone came and bought a chicken, a basket of apples, just for a meal...]
Lin Zhou leaned against the door frame and watched Jiang Shiyan live in an orderly manner. Under his hands, there was no thick smoke, only a strong fire.
Jiang Shiyan's side face was stern, and he had never expressed any expression. Even the fire gave off a cool feeling that strangers should not enter.
Lin Zhou couldn't help pursing his lips and chuckling.
"Okay, Mr. Jiang, you can make a fire too?"
"I did some homework before coming here." Jiang Shiyan said lightly.
Lin Zhou shrugged, turned his head to the screen, "Everyone has seen that, Mr. Jiang has a plan in everything he does, even making a fire."
"I want to stir-fry, it's choking inside, so go ahead and do whatever you want." Jiang Shiyan glanced at him.
"Okay." Lin Zhou waved his forehead with two fingers together, and walked out of the kitchen.
The camera moves with Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou picks up the mobile phone given by the program team to call Geng Yanming, then walks to the bamboo fence at the gate of the courtyard, lies on it and looks into the distance.
A slender young man leaned lazily on the bamboo fence, his beautiful eyes were shining brightly, and there was a lazy smile on the corner of his mouth.
In the live broadcast room, I thought it was a still picture.
fan:
【Brother is so pretty, kill me】
[Wooooooooow, I suddenly got Lin Zhou's appearance, oh my god, it's so pretty. 】
[Brother is hungry and eat chicken hard, it doesn't matter, as long as brother is not hungry. 】
【You don’t need to make money, just spend as much as you can...】
cp powder:
【Oh my god, how did the boss resist this face? 】
[You didn't see the way the boss looked at Zhouzhou, are you about to eat Zhouzhou? 】
[What are you talking about upstairs, I want Kangkang, you go write an essay...]
[To be honest, I want to go on a boat. 】
[Go away, be careful that the boss bans you...]
……
"Hi, Si Nong, Yan Ming..." Lin Zhou straightened up suddenly, and greeted the two who came over with a bright face.
"Brother Zhou..." Geng Yanming was overjoyed, "Have you eaten yet?"
"Not yet, have you eaten yet?"
"There is no place to eat." Geng Yanming sighed helplessly, "There is only oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar at home, and there is no food. Let's go to the villager's house. The program team asks to give them money according to the consumption of the restaurant. The two of us eat for 100 yuan." I don’t know if the meal is enough.”
"The program team is too deceitful." Geng Yanming complained in a low voice, "The family only cooked two dishes, and the program team asked us to pay 20 yuan each, and we were not willing to eat."
Zhou Sinong looked into the courtyard, seeing smoke rising from the chimney, he couldn't help being curious, "Are you guys cooking?"
"Yes." Lin Zhou smiled, "Boss Jiang is cooking inside."
"What do you guys cook?" Geng Yanming was stunned, "Did the show crew give you food?"
"No, everyone is the same. Boss Jiang and I only have 40 yuan, which is less than you." Lin Zhou pointed to the chicken shed, "So, I killed a chicken."
Geng Yanming: "..."
Are you serious?
He was so poor that he even killed a chicken?
He can't wait to offer up the chicken now, and he expects to lay two eggs to eat tomorrow morning. Brother Zhou killed the chicken?
"Do you want to eat together?" Lin Zhou invited.
"Ah?" Geng Yanming looked in disbelief, "You invite us to dinner?" This is too generous.
"No, no, no..." Lin Zhou hurriedly waved his hands, "It's not an invitation, it's not a good time, you don't have a place to eat, and we just happened to cook, after all, we are poor, and there is a cost to killing chickens, you two give some cost Fei, let's make do with a meal."
Geng Yanming's small head was full of great doubts, and there was nothing wrong with what he said, but he always felt that it was a trap.
Before Geng Yanming could speak, Zhou Sinong said, "How much would it cost to have dinner with you?"
Lin Zhou changed his posture, continued to lean on the fence, and counted for them with his fingers, "Mr. Jiang makes this dish called braised chicken and rice, have you tried it?"
Zhou Sinong shook his head: "No."
Geng Yanming nodded: "I have."
Lin Zhou asked Geng Yanming: "Have you eaten it before? How much do you think you paid for a piece of braised chicken?"
"I have a big appetite, so I need to order large portions, maybe thirty or forty at a time."
Lin Zhou clapped his hands, "It costs 40 yuan to eat once, and the yellow braised chicken we made today is guaranteed to be fresh, the quantity is large, and it is made by Mr. Jiang himself. Look at the price-performance ratio and charge you [-] yuan in the market." Sixty is not much, is it?"
"We only have 100 yuan in total." Zhou Sinong pouted, she wanted to eat the meal cooked by Brother Shi Yan.
"Listen to me." Lin Zhou raised his eyebrows at her, "Isn't there still room for negotiation? It's already noon, and everyone has been hungry for a long time. I'll give you a friendly price, 21 copies. How about it?"
"21 copies?" Geng Yanming frowned. They only have 100 yuan now, and a meal for two would cost [-] yuan, which doesn't seem to be a good deal.
"Really?" Zhou Sinong's eyes lit up, "Yes."
"Wait, let's discuss it later." Geng Yanming hastily stopped her.
Seeing this, Lin Zhou said again: "Now you can find a meal at random, even if you eat bran swallowed vegetables, according to the regulations of the program group, one person will have to pay more than ten yuan. Think about it, you can't go to a fellow villager's house for five yuan. Have a meal? Isn’t this clearly taking advantage of others? If you ask someone to cook fish for you, 200 yuan is not enough for the two of you.”
What Lin Zhou said seems to make sense. Now a bowl of noodles on the market costs more than ten yuan, and 20 yuan for a serving of braised chicken doesn’t seem to be much. Just now, the rice side dish at the fellow’s house is also [-] yuan. This is chicken. ah.
The strong fragrance wafted from the kitchen, and Zhou Sinong didn't care about it, "Okay, we agreed, 40 yuan per person, [-] yuan here, strict, it's okay, I invite you." Brother Shi Yan's cooking, no matter how much money She eats them all.
Geng Yanming: "..." The 100 yuan belongs to Zhou Sinong, and he doesn't have any money, so it's better to be less aggressive.
"Brother Zhou, we want to eat too, can we?" Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao appeared out of nowhere with excited faces, "Can we eat?" They searched for a long time but couldn't find anything to eat. I didn't know how to cook the dishes myself, so I went to the fellow's house, and it happened that the fellow's family was eating, and they had chicken, duck and fish, and the fellow invited them to eat together. The program team evaluated the quality of the food and asked them to pay 30 yuan each.
Only fools eat it.
Lin Zhou: "..."
I'll go, how can there be unexpected gains, his goal is only Zhou Sinong...
"But we can't afford that much. Fifteen per person can do it. Let's eat less chicken and drink more soup." Yu Chao was cute and cute.
fan:
[Two silly children, stay away from Lin Zhou, don't eat. 】
【Are you two stupid?Don't eat, this is a scam...]
[Forgive the child, neither of them can cook...]
[Stay away from the strange brother...don't be fooled, you only have 60 yuan...]
[Zai Zai, there is no next meal after this meal, please bear with it...]
……
It is impossible for Lin Zhou to push this good thing that was sent up on his own initiative.
The blame can only be blamed on the program team being too perverted and driving the child to a dead end.
At this moment, Xiang Song and Fang Xuejia passed by, and Lin Zhou casually asked, "Do you want to eat together?"
Fang Xuejia waved her hand: "No need, you guys enjoyed your meal."
Xiang Song also smiled: "We bought noodles and eggs and cooked them ourselves."
fan:
[Look at people, what kind of IQ is this, what about our cubs' brains? 】
[Ginger is still old and hot, look at Brother Song and Xiaoxue, how can they not be fooled. 】
[What are those four heads made of? 】
[Those four can't cook, whoever can cook in the survival game will have the upper hand...]
……
On the round table outside the house, everyone sat in a row, each with a plate. Inside the plate was a piece of white rice with chicken nuggets decorated with green and red peppers. The appearance was no worse than that in the restaurant outside.
After running around all morning, everyone was hungry, so they picked up the plates and started eating.
Geng Yanming: "Wow, Mr. Jiang's cooking is really delicious, amazing."
"Yeah, it's delicious." Yin Yiquan took a bite of the rice, "It's too unexpected."
Lin Zhou held the bowl and looked at several people. Except for Zhou Sinong, the other three, Geng Yanming just graduated from university this year, and the other two were only in their twenties, and they were all children.
Ugh……
Lin Zhou sighed, feeling a little uncomfortable lying to the child, but...
So cool! ! !
Lin Zhou poked a few times in the bowl, and a chicken leg was exposed inside, and he poked it again, and another chicken leg was exposed.
Lin Zhou looked in the direction of the camera, coughed lightly, turned sideways, and when the camera turned, he picked up a chicken leg in the bowl and threw it into Jiang Shiyan's bowl.
Jiang Shiyan looked at him, Lin Zhou blinked at him and smiled.
Reward yours.
fan:
[Let me do the math, four silly kids contributed 70 yuan, how much is a live chicken?This 70 yuan should be able to buy a dog? 】
[Chicken is cheap in our place, you can buy one for sixty or seventy, and they earned 70 yuan, and then they ate a meal for nothing. 】
【The three or four catties of chickens in our place cost more than 100. His chicken doesn't know how heavy it is, and the two of them broke more than half of the basket of apples...】
[But the changed rice noodles should not be finished, right?Supper should be enough for them. 】
[You may have forgotten that it is stated in the rules released by Leyin that the live broadcast room with the highest popularity will be switched to the main platform, and as long as it occupies the main platform for 10 minutes and is not surpassed by other live broadcast rooms, every 10 Five yuan is rewarded every minute. Just now on the main platform, everyone watched Zhou Zhou Catch Chicken for more than 1 minutes...]
【...That is to say, the platform will give them a reward of 50 yuan...】
……
CP powder:
【Ahhhhhhh, the boss can cook, Zhouzhou can't do anything, such a combination, I can't do it...】
【I'm also a little hypoxic...】
[The eyes of the two people looking at each other, if there is no camera, they will go to bed...]
[I seem to see two chicken legs in the Zhouzhou bowl...]
[I saw it too, I saw it too. 】
[No, where did the chicken legs in the boss bowl come from? 】
[The camera turned just now. 】
[I want to curse, is this camera brother an enemy?Always drop the chain at critical moments. 】
[Yes, I also discovered that the camera brother is always offline at critical moments...]
[Camera brother, please hold your camera steady and don't shake it anywhere! ! ! 】
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