Our male god is broken

The rivers and lakes are sinister, and people's hearts are not ancient.Li Yu finally understood, this time he was really in trouble, like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, it can also be said that he was a knife and I was a fish.

He can only be at the mercy of others and cannot help himself... So this is the feeling of a wanderer in the world... Alone as a stranger in a foreign land...

"Ms. Li! Smile, please. Your expression will scare the guests away." Wang Xuheng's voice drifted over, and he smiled heartily at Li Yu.

Li Yuzheng was leaning against the counter half paralyzed, his face was pale with tears in his eyes, like a dying fish.

Everyone else is in position and ready.Cameras in several hidden locations have also been placed.Teacher Bai is happily taking a selfie of himself, ready to go out to attract customers.Doudou is wiping the table.Wang Xuheng has the most things to do. He is making preparations in a hurry at the cooking table - heat up the soup pot, slice several catties of sauced beef, and divide a lot of cold dishes into plates, and prepare bowls of cold noodle and noodle ingredients.

He was very busy when he saw Li Yu's dejected expression.He still wiped his hands and walked over to cheer Li Yu up.He said: "Mr. Li, don't be discouraged, just wear this clothes for a while, and it will be fine after nine or ten minutes."

Li Yu said, "I may last less than nine or ten minutes..."

Wang Xuheng encouraged him: "You can do it!" He stretched out two index fingers, poked the corners of Li Yu's mouth upwards, and raised a smile.

"It's better that way," he said.

Wang Xuheng comforted Li Yu again: "Mr. Li, just think about it. It's spring and it's not hot yet. At least there are your own clothes in this costume. It's much better than summer, right?"

After hearing this, Li Yu forced a smile.

Seeing that Li Yu had regained his anger, Wang Xuheng went back to busying himself with his own affairs.Li Yu took out his mobile phone and called He Fan.

"He Fan, I will never participate in reality shows again."

He Fan raised his hand, looked at the time, and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the official shooting should start in less than two hours."

Li Yu said, "I've already regretted it."

He Fan sighed: "I'm not surprised at all..." He wanted to say that he didn't sympathize with Li Yu at all, but he stopped him.

But he still encouraged Li Yu: "It's okay, just bear with it, a few days will pass."

Li Yu said, "I will never come again."

He Fan said: "Okay, okay, let's get through this time and never go again. You should finish today's recording first."

Li Yu hung up the phone.At this time, everyone has already taken their positions, and it will be half past eleven in the morning.

The game runs from 11:30 am to [-] pm, which happens to be the time when the park has the largest flow of people and the time to rest and eat at noon.The shops selected by the two groups of people are only one street away, and they are considered relatively good prime locations.As long as it is not too outrageous, the turnover should be good, so no matter which team wins, it is possible.

At eleven thirty, the two restaurants opened at the same time.

Teacher Bai stood by the door, greeting the guests with a smile.Although she made up and pretended to be fatter and uglier than before, she is an actress and actress with a different aura, and she is also eloquent and has a clear voice, which is very eye-catching on this food street.It happened to be noon again, and customers soon came to the store to sit down, and two tables of guests were seated in just 5 minutes.Wang Xuheng quietly gave the camera a thumbs up.

Originally, when guests come to the door, the shopkeeper should say hello, hand over the menu, recommend signature dishes, and it is best to sell more expensive wine and dishes.Because the park has a uniform price, it cannot be said that the price is set at the ground, so the items in the store are all at the original price, and the more expensive items include wine, drinks, desserts, beef noodles and the like.

But Li Yu just stood behind the counter with his head down, unable to make a sound.If he hadn't had small round eyes, a goatee, and an abacus in front of him, and he looked like a shopkeeper, others would have thought that he was punished for stealing something.

Fortunately, Doudou was not busy at this time, and she did Li Yu's work. She warmly greeted the guests and then helped them order.

"A bowl of beef noodles, a bowl of cold noodles, a can of beer, and a serving of ice cream. Okay, I'll be there soon...Your table is two bowls of cold noodles, and a serving of barbecued pork...Okay, please wait a moment!" Doudou cheered Take your order carefully.

She ran to place an order for the chef: "One bowl of beef noodles, three bowls of Liangpi! One serving of char siew! Hurry up!" She said while getting beer and ice cream from the freezer.

Wang Xuheng barked at her, lowered his voice and said, "Be careful, don't expose yourself."

Although Doudou's appearance has changed to look like a teenager, her voice is still a clear female voice, which is a bit weird.A female guest couldn't help but look at Doudou twice.

Doudou winked, indicating that she knew.While talking here, two more tables of guests came in, and soon the shop would be full.Teacher Bai saw that it was busy inside, so he also came in to help.

These few people were working in full swing, but none of this seemed to have anything to do with Li Yu.He just stood silently behind the counter and watched silently. He really looked like a mean shopkeeper who could only manipulate people, and he was quite stylish.

After a while, the first table of guests who came in finished eating.

"Treasurer, how much is it?"

Li Yu glanced at the list typed out by Doudou, and said in a low voice, "39."

His voice was too low for the guests to hear clearly: "Ah? How much?"

Li Yu raised the volume a little: "39!"

"Can I use Alipay?"

Li Yu blushed inexplicably.This is not acting, this is him really turning into a small shopkeeper, settling accounts for others.He said, "Yes..."

The guest wiped his mouth and stretched out his phone to scan.

Soon there were a few more tables of customers who came to check out.There are mobile phones and cash.Only then did Li Yu feel that it was much better to pay with his mobile phone, because when he took the cash and counted money, his hands were shaking.

At this time, a child was standing by the counter, looked up at Li Yu, and asked curiously, "Grandpa, are you feeling well?"

His mother immediately said: "Shh, this is not the old man, this is the uncle in the park pretending to be the old man." She smiled at Li Yu: "I'm sorry."

She taught the children again: "You have to observe carefully, look at this uncle, look at this uncle..." She suddenly paused, her eyes were a little strange, and she stared at Li Yu twice.

Doudou and Wang Xuheng were busy and didn't notice the movement here.Li Yu suddenly felt alert, if this mother recognized him, then their group would automatically be reduced to the poor group!And he suffered half of the torture for half an hour!

Li Yu adjusted his glasses, and when he was in a hurry, Teacher Bai appeared in time, and she took a balloon and handed it to the child: "Come, come, the child will give you a balloon during the meal." This move immediately diverted the attention of the mother and child force.Mother thanked Teacher Bai, and the children happily went out with balloons.

Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief.Then a few more customers came to check out, and he was finally able to relax and get into the show.Now that it's all like this, at least you must win another group, let's become the Fuyou group!

Wang Xuheng's cooking skills are good.Although a lot of the food in the store is semi-finished and only needs to be processed at the end, Wang Xuheng's cooking skills are still a great help.Customers who come to eat in the store generally think that the taste is good, and no one thinks it is not good.

Therefore, their business is quite good, and customers have been coming in one after another.In addition, Li Yu's spirit became much better later, and he also sped up his movements, turning tables in the store faster.The business of the store next door to them is obviously not as good as theirs.

When the 10 minutes was approaching, Wang Xuheng quietly said to the camera: "I think... the 10 minutes will pass soon... There are four people in our team, and the cooperation... is pretty tacit. But I am curious about how the opponent is doing. ...It's time to find out about the enemy's situation..."

He asked Doudou to run to the opposite side to see how the opponent's business was doing.Teacher Bai stood in the store first, helping to serve dishes and order.

Doudou got the order, and immediately ran to see it.

In less than 3 minutes, Doudou rushed back.

Waving her hands, her face turned pale with shock, she ran to Wang Xuheng's side and said something to him.When Wang Xuheng heard this, he quickly called the four people together, and urgently gathered the team for a meeting!

Doudou said angrily: "They are too cunning! They are too cunning! Aren't there five tables in this kind of shop? They actually moved the table to make room for another table! That is, In the past fifty minutes, they have six tables! And the attendance rate is not bad!"

Upon hearing this, Li Yu only said, "It's over..."

Teacher Bai also said: "It's over, it's over..."

Wang Xuheng also felt that this was too unfair!But there is no way, the other party can only say that they are too cunning and took advantage of the loopholes in the rules.It only said that the price cannot be changed, but did not say that the layout of the store cannot be changed.But in this case, it's still a joke, the other party's six tables, as long as they are not too wasteful, the turnover will generally not be less than theirs.

But it was too unwilling to admit defeat in half an hour.Together, everyone is angry at each other's cunning, let alone let them succeed!

Doudou said: "Let's quickly add a table!"

Li Yu nodded, and Teacher Bai also said, "It's natural. Lao Wang, go borrow a table and move it here! I'm so mad."

Doudou said: "Is there any other way? Adding an additional table at this time may still not guarantee to catch up with them."

As expected of his rich experience in life, Mr. Bai immediately said: "We give gifts. The guests like things that are taken in vain the most."

Doudou said: "What to give? If the price is too high, it will be against the rules."

Teacher Bai looked at Li Yu with a smile, and Li Yu suddenly understood, and said, "Send the letter."

As soon as they discussed it, Wang Xuheng quickly moved the table.Li Yu went again to borrow pens and inks, and brought over a stack of papers.There was still half an hour left at this time.

Teacher Bai asked Li Yu to write a "Free Words" banner first, and she posted it outside, and greeted the guests with more effort.Li Yu paid the customers at the counter.When not paying the bill, he writes.Write one after another.I wrote a lot of blessing characters.

Doudou also gave him advice.

"In addition to the traditional ones such as blessing, longevity, and wealth and wealth, you can also write some funny things."

So Li Yu wrote a lot of messy things in a hurry.

"Poetry and the Distance". "Thumbs up". "Heartbreaking".

"Singles". "Since ancient times, routines have won the hearts of the people." "Uniqlo". "Since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP". "Kill Matt male god".

These words and sentences were provided by Wang Xuheng and Doudou.

The older ones like to take Fu Lu Shou, while the younger ones find those messy things funny.Some people took several in one go.

For the last half hour, the four of them were very nervous and worked desperately.Li Yu didn't have time to think about whether it was worth giving away his words for nothing. He only knew that he was going all out, and he must not let the other party go to the Fuyou Group!