Our male god is broken

Li Yu went to participate in the recording of our trip with full confidence.

Xu Wenbin, the producer of our tour, laughed whenever he saw Li Yu. For him, ratings are everything.The person who can increase the ratings is his sweetheart.As for whether the audience behind the high ratings love his darling or scold his darling, he doesn't care.

"It's a great honor for Mr. Li to join us again. I hope Mr. Li will have a better time this time than last time." Xu Wenbin said with a smile.

Li Yu felt that he was entertaining himself, and said flatly, "I'm here to work."

After several months of filming and living in the crew, Li Yu learned a lot, and fully understood the reason why he failed to travel in Australia before.

He was still confused then, and his attitude was not correct.I thought that going on a trip was really going on a trip, forgetting that it was essentially for the audience to see.And the audience will not be very polite to him just because he is the actor. (His fans may be more polite.) But most ordinary people can actually judge, judge, and communicate on the Internet.He has learned the power of scolding people.

So this time, Li Yu warned himself that this is work, and he must always remember—the audience is watching you!

As long as he remembers this, he knows that there are many things he cannot say.For example, something like "Once upon a time there were many beauties with me".Although this is the truth, the audience does not like to hear it.

Also, he can now say "thank you" and "sorry" to ordinary people naturally.He was not used to it at first, but one night he subconsciously said "thank you" to the staff who helped him open the door, and he realized that it was not difficult.

Keep your mouth shut and be more polite, Li Yu feels that half of the success of this shoot has been achieved!

As for the other half... Li Yu thought for a long time and felt that he should take the safer route.He wants to be as low-key, calm and calm as the previous actor.Although this is not outstanding, at least it looks more temperamental.

In addition, Li Yu did his homework on the two cities he was going to visit this time, and saved a lot of travel strategies on his mobile phone.He has investigated and recorded which sightseeing routes are good, where to take pictures, which restaurants are delicious, and historical allusions.

There must be no more mistakes like not being able to tell the local specialties!

After making all these preparations, Li Yu is of course full of confidence.

The group arrived at the destination happily - an ancient city with a long history and rich cultural heritage. There are many famous historical sites at home and abroad, and the natural attractions are also great. It is a famous tourist city.

This season, our regular tours are still the same six artists as last season, and Wang Xuheng is among them.Including Li Yu and another female guest, a total of eight people can be divided into two groups.

Eight people first draw lots and divide into groups.Coincidentally, Li Yu and Wang Xuheng were assigned to a group this time.Wang Xuheng waved at Li Yu the blue ball he just took out of the lottery box, and said with a smile, "Blue ones, come to me quickly."

Li Yu smiled at him. He felt that being in the same group as Wang Xuheng was not a bad idea. This person is good at taking care of others.In addition to Wang Xuheng and Li Yu, Doudou is also in their group. Doudou is a young girl who used to be a singer. Now she specializes in variety shows. She is small and flexible, but sometimes she pretends to be stupid.There is also Teacher Bai, an actress in her early forties, with a high-pitched voice and a sharp personality.Because it is well maintained, it still looks beautiful.

Li Yu is basically satisfied with the other team members.Wang Xuheng is more concerned about the overall situation and takes care of others. Teacher Bai should have rich life experience, and Doudou is also good.None of these people should hold back.

After the two groups are divided, it is time to decide which group is the poor group and which group is the rich group.

At this time, the tour guide joked about Li Yu.

"Ms. Li, what should I do? What if I am assigned to the poor group again this time?"

Doudou has already shouted: "Ah! Teacher Li, don't abandon us!" Everyone laughed.

Li Yujiong.But he still said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I can do anything in China."

The tour guide said: "So if you are assigned to the poor travel group, Teacher Li will also stay, right?"

Li Yu was a little unhappy—the tour guide talked too much, but in the final analysis, this was the last time he did it himself, so he nodded and said, "Yes, I will stay."

His team members applauded and cheered, and Wang Xuheng made an exaggerated expression that was so moved that he was about to cry, which made everyone laugh.Li Yu also laughed.

Up to here, Li Yu felt that he felt pretty good.

The tour guide waved his hand: "Okay, then let's start right away!"

A total of eight people in two groups were taken to an antique garden.This antique garden is composed of vertical and horizontal eight streets. It has a large area. There are lakes and mountains, palaces and pavilions. Of course, there are all kinds of markets. The park is bustling with tourists. There are also crews filming here, which is a well-known local scenic spot.

One of the characteristics of the Antique Garden is that many shop assistants in it wear ancient costumes.If tourists are willing, they can also rent ancient costumes and wear costumes to tour the park. There are many shops for renting such costumes in the park, and you can rent a set after paying a few hundred deposits.Every day in the park, there are officials, princesses, and other float parades.

After arriving at the scenic spot, the tour guide arranged group games.

In order to decide who is the Fuyou group, two groups of people play a game.The two groups of people will put on ancient costumes, disguise themselves as ordinary employees in the park, and run a shop.Whoever has the highest turnover within 10 minutes of the two groups is the Fuyou Group!

If any group is recognized by tourists without persisting for nine or ten minutes, the game will fail and it will automatically be reduced to the poor travel group.

The other two groups are free to choose which shop to choose and what kind of business to do.It can be said that when choosing what business to do, the location of the shop probably determines which group will win.

"So, everyone must choose carefully! Consider what you want to sell, and also consider the location of the store. Well, everyone will have 15 minutes to discuss with the team. Which group is decided first, you can grab what you want first. shop! Get ready, let's go!"

Li Yu was simply stunned.

When the four of them started discussing, his first sentence was: "Why did you do this? You didn't do this when you went to Australia last time."

Doudou saw that he was still in a state of distress, and quickly explained: "Every group game is different. The time to go abroad is relatively tight, and it is the end of the season, so it can be regarded as a benefit, so it will be easier."

Teacher Bai has already started to suggest: "Why don't we sell singing? Old Wang, if Doudou can sing, Teacher Li should be able to sing too?"

Wang Xuheng immediately rejected her proposal: "No, although singing can make money fast, but it's too easy to be exposed, maybe it won't take half an hour to be exposed."

Doudou said: "Let's go to the milk tea shop. Selling milk tea cold drinks, with such a large traffic flow, the business must be good!" She added: "I can make milk tea."

Teacher Bai disagreed: "No, it's too boring."

Wang Xuheng nodded approvingly to Teacher Bai.If you blindly want to win and choose a store that is not interesting, it will put the cart before the horse for the show, and it will be too ineffective.But this cannot be said too bluntly.

Wang Xuheng asked Li Yu: "Mr. Li, what do you think?"

He respected what Li Yu meant.

Li Yu was still in shock, and everyone was already talking about it. When asked by Wang Xuheng, he opened his mouth and said, "I can sell calligraphy."

He just saw a calligraphy and painting stall on the side of the road.This is the only business he can accept.

Doudou yelled: "How about your handwriting? I said first that my handwriting is ugly, let alone calligraphy. It will never be sold!"

The camera was still pointed at them at this time.Doudou made a grimace at the camera: "If we sell words, I'm going to be outnumbered, let's scrap one first."

Wang Xuheng hesitated for a moment, and said: "Selling calligraphy is very unique, but I practiced brush calligraphy when I was a child... I haven't touched a brush for a long time, and I can't get it out. Teacher Bai, how about your calligraphy? If you have two Individuals can write, and they can barely support a painting and calligraphy booth."

Teacher Bai shook his head again and again: "No. I haven't practiced before."

Li Yu's suggestion was ruthlessly rejected.Wang Xuheng said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Li. The team must work together, you can't sell characters."

In the end, their group decided to have an antique wine shop, where they could drink alcohol or tea, as well as various snacks and staple foods.

The other group happened to choose a similar type of small hotel.It seems that the two groups of people have similar thoughts.

After the store is selected, the division of labor begins and disguises are made.

Teacher Bai acts as the proprietress and attracts customers.Wearing a hood, heavy makeup, and a mole on his face, a lot of things stuffed in his clothes, his body looks a size bigger than before.Holding a handkerchief and a fan, with such an exaggerated dress, she can attract customers while attracting tourists to take photos with her.

Doudou is the waiter. She is short and flexible, so she happens to be the waiter in the shop serving tea.So the woman disguised herself as a boy, put on a pair of fake eyebrows.

Wang Xuheng was the chef, and he did all the heavy work.Chefs and guests are less likely to be face-to-face, but since guests can see the kitchen, disguises are still required.Wang Xuheng put on a beard.

As for Li Yu...he was assigned to be the shopkeeper, to collect money, but he also had to do things for Wang Xuheng.Everyone agreed that he was too handsome, and he was the most popular among them.If you don't change your disguise properly, you might be recognized soon.

But Li Yu didn't want to change into the ancient clothes provided by the park at all—the clothes had been worn by countless people, and they smelled bad.Li Yu was about to collapse as soon as he got the costume.He has never worn clothes like this!

At this time, he completely forgot to be calm and calm, and he yelled: "I don't want it!"

But other people had already caught him laughing, and Wang Xuheng persuaded him earnestly, "Come on, Teacher Li, change your clothes quickly! For the Fuyou group, come on!"

The camera pointed at Li Yu and said, "Mr. Li, are you crying?"

Li Yu put on his clothes in despair, put on old makeup, and put on a goatee...