You are not bullying me cute

Xin Yu's food in the past few nights was too rich, and he even ate Mengmeng's rations when he wasn't paying attention, but he couldn't take it in the middle of the night, his stomach was full of turmoil, and he needed to arrange something.

Obviously sleeping on the sofa at night, Xin Yu said that he would buy him a bed during the holidays and take him to the street to choose.

He remembered the other party's precepts and deeds, excretion to the toilet, liquid standing, solid sitting.

He tiptoed to the toilet like a cat, without making a sound, clutched his stomach, hesitated for two seconds, and chose to sit.

As soon as he sat down, his head started to hurt again. He hugged his head, only to feel that something was tearing his brain, trying to pull him out of his body. He rolled on the ground in pain and couldn't help crying out.

He was ups and downs among mountains of knives and seas of fire, his consciousness gradually lost, and he was about to be replaced by that thing. At this moment, the toilet door was opened, and Xin Yu rushed in, quickly hugging him: "What's wrong?"

Mingming's eyes lit up, his slack consciousness gradually gathered again, and the things that wanted to replace him disappeared. He turned around and hugged Xin Yu tightly, whimpering like a little milk cat.

Xin Yu's heart melted, and he patted his head: "Where does it hurt?" It must be that the old illness has relapsed.

Mingming pointed to his finger, then pointed to his belly.

The headache had passed, all the strength had been drained from his body, and he was very weak now, but his stomach was still rumbling.

Xin Yu was puzzled: "Could it be that you ate too much at night? Do you want to excrete?"

It should be, Ming Ming nodded, broke away from him and sat back on the toilet again, his eyes were empty.

Only then did Xin Yu notice that he had taken off his pants a long time ago, and that he was holding his butt just now, his hands were full of slippery touch...

He stumbled to his feet, staggered a bit, grabbed the doorknob and closed it, and said outside: "I'll stay here, call me if it still hurts."

There was no response, but he knew the other party understood.

Ming Ming honestly had diarrhea, and it seemed that he had pulled out a few balls. The feeling of something coming out of the chrysanthemum was very novel, and he couldn't help getting up to look in the toilet.

He has seen Mengmeng excrete, which is dark brown and oval, but how can he pull out the black gas that is struggling.

Feeling a little sad, he flushed his excrement away.

After relaxing, he washed his hands and went out. Xin Yu's eyes were half closed, and he opened them only after he came out: "Are you comfortable?"

Mingming nodded, jumped on the sofa and covered himself with a quilt to sleep.

It seems that I forgot to wipe my ass, no matter what.

Seeing this, Xin Yu felt relieved and went back to sleep.

Mingming ran between the bed and the toilet all night, and after a while it hurt again, and finally sat on the toilet for a whole night, and I don't know how much black air came out.

In the end, the black air was gone, but there was a fire burning in his stomach. He frowned, trying to pull out the fire, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it out. The floor tiles were all blown up, and in the end, he was so anxious that he concentrated his thoughts, but he didn't know where the mechanism was touched. The hot air rushed into his throat, and he spit it into the toilet in a hurry.

It was a shiny black bead, lying quietly in the water.

Spit out your own excrement...

Even if he didn't have any idea, he felt disgusted instinctively, so he immediately washed the thing away and brushed his teeth carefully.

But it was finally over, the body was hollowed out.

Those ghosts were all incorporeal, he couldn't digest them immediately, they always existed.

A little daylight could be seen outside the window, so he yawned and ran back to catch up on sleep.

***

The passages of Yin and Yang appeared everywhere, and ghosts would be attracted to them instinctively, but this time, there were especially many ghosts entering a certain passage in the south, and they were so powerful that ordinary ghosts dare not move.

The first thing that appeared abnormally was a river.

No one can see this river, only the ghosts can find it. It flows into the channel automatically as if it is alive, and there are all kinds of ghost faces floating on it.

The ghosts trembled, it was obviously just running water, but it made them instinctively afraid.

After a while, wave after wave of powerful ghosts came together.

Those powerful ghosts greeted as they entered the passage: "Underworld! Why are you here!"

"Yan Wang, it's you, what's going on?"

"Oh, Bean! We are saved!"

"Yes! We're saved! God bless!"

"Aren't you afraid that the Heavenly Emperor will hear and dismiss you?"

"God bless!"

What are these ghosts pretending to be, aren’t they just more powerful? Playing cosplay, you won’t even see the face of Hades, the emperor of the underworld, and the ordinary ghosts next to you silently complain.

The last one to come out was Po Meng. Because she didn't know what happened, she sat in the water for a while thinking about ghosts, until something hit her on the head.

She was very angry, what could touch the incorporeal body, dare to hit her, grabbed it and saw it was a bright and round black bead, it was a treasure at first sight.

What a beautiful bead, it must look good as jewelry.

She turned into a little girl, looked left and right, and was so happy that she finally decided to transform into a chain and string the beads to hang around her neck.

So flashing, so bright, it will definitely attract Wen Jin's attention.

She happily jumped back to the underworld.

***

Although I am very happy to have a helper, but looking at the poor and white underworld, Wen Jin dare not keep the applicants for too long. He only let them stay for two days, then went to the warehouse to search for some treasures, and packed a lot of Bianhua tea, and sent them away. gone back.

He sighed, and turned his head to talk to Zhao Ying, not wanting to see Fei Gu standing behind him and watching.

The level of horror is comparable to that of a red-clothed female ghost who suddenly appeared in the eyes of human beings.

He stabilized his mind and couldn't help dripping cold sweat: "What's the matter..."

"They have all gone back." Fei Gu said expressionlessly, "Then what about me."

Wen Jin smiled happily: "Of course you can go back. You have worked hard these days."

"Give me a few bags of tea, I want to take it back and give it away."

Wen Jin: "..."

There were only the two of them left in the underworld. Fortunately, the basic order had been established, and the ghosts would not be in a hurry when they came in.

Zhao Ying was very optimistic, and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, just work harder. If there is no river, there will be no river. Anyway, it is for throwing away garbage. Just build a garbage dump."

A warm current surged in Wen Jin's heart, and he looked at him: "Well, it's good that you are still here."

Two days later, Zhao Ying complained to him: "I think our underworld is too backward. We should introduce technology and vigorously develop automation. Some things don't need ghost power at all."

Wen Jin agreed: "I'll summon some more ghosts later, and when I have time, I will go to Western Hell to learn and communicate."

The two were talking, when two guards newly recruited by Guimenguan ran over and shouted: "It's not good, Emperor Ming, it's not good! The flood has rushed in!"

Big water?

Wen Jin hurriedly ran over, and before he could stand still, he saw a stream of water pouring in from the gate of hell, quickly filling up the dry river channel, and the flowers on the other side turned into human figures, standing on both sides of the bank and cheering.

There are many ghost faces...

Zhao Ying followed and was surprised to see this scene: "This is? He is back?"

The Santu River was restored to its original state, and the extradited boatman was originally sent to do other things, but at this time he was hurriedly called back to resume work.

An even bigger surprise is yet to come, Emperor Hades and Hades of the Ten Temples all came in one by one, and they were very happy to see Wen Jin: "Listen—"

All the ghosts who were eaten came back, Wen Jin was in a complicated mood, and was about to be released at last: "How did you get saved?"

The ghosts were questioned.

Underworld Emperor waved his hand: "Don't worry about these details, I'll go and see Sansheng first."

Wen Jin called him to stop: "She ran away long ago, that stone is just a decoration."

Underworld Emperor was silent: "Listen carefully."

"?"

"You have done a good job during this time, I decided to continue to train you, I will go to Sansheng, you stay for me for a while, you see that they are all back, you just need to give orders, isn't it very simple?"

Wen Jin: "???" Simple as hell.

Hades ran away again.

Everyone got used to it and returned to their posts.

The last one to come back was Po Meng. Her Naihe Bridge was very important, so she was the first to rebuild it. She returned to cook soup on the bridge, and Wen Jin happened to pass by and sent her condolences.

The young and beautiful Granny Meng was overjoyed, with her head held high, she was bound to let the other party see her shining: "Would you like to have dinner together?"

Wen Jin: "...No need, you've worked hard." The other party looked like "Do you think I've been reborn?" He didn't dare to look more, fearing that the other party would be suspicious, so he only glanced twice, as if there was a lot of pain on his neck. Got a black pearl necklace?

The little girl likes to show off her new jewelry, which is nothing special, and he runs away in a hurry.

Po Meng sat paralyzed on the river with a sad look on her face.

He only had eyes on the newcomer, and couldn't see himself at all!

***

After two days of in-depth investigation, the trophies of teachers and students majoring in zoology include: giant panda feces, footprints of leopards, feathers of white cranes and golden eagles, etc. In addition, a group of macaques were lucky enough to be photographed, but they ran away soon up.

These are enough to cheer them up, there are really giant pandas!Maybe you are lucky enough to meet wild ones!

They were thrilled at the thought of having the chance to touch a panda.

But the teacher also reminded them: "It is said that there are wolves in the mountains, and there are many dangerous beasts. We have found the footprints of leopards. Don't go alone, you must be responsible for your own safety."

The students were still imagining that they met the injured giant panda alone, took good care of it, and finally the scene where the human and the animal were reluctant to part was pulled to reality in an instant by this sentence.

In the evening, the sunset glow in the sky was like a brocade, and it was as gorgeous as fire, dyeing everyone and the tree with a layer of crimson.

Everyone was attracted by the beautiful scenery that could not be seen on weekdays.

The teachers said happily: "It seems that there will be good things tomorrow. Come on everyone, maybe there will be a big discovery tomorrow."

There are many trees in the mountains, and it often rains. When they walk, they can't take off their raincoats. The road without stones will be muddy, which is very uncomfortable. In addition, the harvest is very small and it is hard work. Many people have already started to complain. Listening to the teacher said so , and regained his spirit, hoping that something good would really happen.

At the place where we camped tonight, there were several bird nests in the trees. Everyone was amazed, maybe it was a major discovery. Based on the pattern of the bird nests, the teachers concluded: "It's just an ordinary magpie."

Magpies!Looks like something really is going to happen!

Everyone is happier.

But Qiuqiu had other thoughts, and secretly discussed with Yu Zisu: "It's not about protecting animals. We eat bird eggs at night?"

He is very obsessed with fried eggs in the wild, Yu Zisu said helplessly: "I brought eggs, and I went to a place far away to fry them at night when no one was around. At least I learned this major, so don't bully wild animals, huh?"

Qiuqiu was depressed, and muttered in a low voice: "I'll dig it out myself." In the wild, bird eggs are one of the panda's food, and he never felt burdened to eat meat.

Late at night, the forest was quiet, and the examinees basically fell asleep.

Qiuqiu was thinking about the bird's eggs, so he didn't eat much for dinner, and soon finished digesting, thinking about the golden fried eggs, he was so hungry that he couldn't sleep even more.

Yu Zisu had already settled down, and he carefully broke free from the opponent's arms. When he was about to leave, he was held down by the corner of his clothes: "Where are you going?"

Qiuqiu panicked, faltering and saying: "Go to the bathroom."

The corners of his clothes were loosened, and he slowly climbed out of the tent.

The moon in the mountains is very big and bright, covering all the brilliance of the stars, hanging alone in the sky and looking down, no detail can escape her light.

Qiuqiu can clearly see the bird's nest on the tree.

He changed back to his original form and climbed trees with his limbs swiftly. This feeling made him miss it very much. It was like returning to his childhood, when he was not yet mature. He was the king of the trees in the kindergarten, hanging on the tree every day thinking about Xiongsheng.

He was immersed in the memory of how carefree he was at that time.

I really want to be a panda forever, I don’t want to be a human anymore.

Thinking about it, he had already touched the bird's nest, and when he probed inside, there were indeed two bird eggs.

The big bird did not come back, there may be human invasion, they dare not for the time being.

He happily stretched out his fluffy claws, but retracted them again.

He hesitated, his conscience condemned.

On the one hand, I thought, how can I do this kind of thing? As a professional, not only do I not protect animals, but I also want to eat their children. I can’t even do it to the humans below. I am the same as them, so cruel?

On the one hand, I thought, it’s just an ordinary bird’s egg. According to this, anyone who eats meat and eggs should be condemned?Besides, in the wild, bird eggs are also the food of pandas.

no!can not eat!Wild animals should be cared for!Even ordinary bird eggs should be cherished!

He struggled in pain, and stopped on the tree for a long time, but what he didn't expect was that during this period, someone had come out to solve the physical problem, and he saw the black and white ball under the moonlight, and the claws wandered between stretching and not stretching.

So conspicuous, so cute!

The man covered his mouth and took a photo quietly, apparently with a mobile phone attached to him.

He ran back quickly and poked his companion and teacher awake.

They got out, trying not to make a sound, and then took pictures and called for someone.

Batch after batch of people drilled out, they were professional, and they were very tacit and quiet when facing such a spectacle.

Yu Zisu also came out quickly, looking up at the panda fruit on the tree, he was speechless.

Little silly bear!Let's see how he solves it himself!

Everyone turned off the flash and sound, and frantically took pictures.

Shock!World anecdote!In the middle of the night, I ran into a five-month-old wild baby panda climbing a tree to dig out bird eggs to eat!

Sure enough, something good happened!

Everyone was so excited, in order not to disturb the baby panda, chatting in the group, a student said: "I climbed a tree to steal, I will go and hold it down!"

sky!You can hold baby pandas!

Jealousy made their eyes fire.

The classmate who can climb trees climbed up the tree three times and two times, feeling like he was dying.

Immediately he will be able to hug a panda!achive dreams!On the pinnacle of life!

Qiuqiu was immersed in the entanglement and couldn't extricate himself, finally sighed, and his conscience still won.

The tree was shaking, and he suddenly had a bad feeling.

Looking down, he was stunned.

All the teachers and students were watching him take pictures, the light in their eyes was better than Ultraman's laser.

Yu Zisu's face was calm, and he didn't intend to make a move. It seems that he wants to solve the trouble he caused by himself...

Also, there are still people climbing up, trying to catch him!

Qiuqiu's brain went blank.

It's over, it's over, the scariest thing happened, the scene of "lying on the dissecting table surrounded by familiar teachers and students" that he had been imagining before, it came true!