You are not bullying me cute

The teachers of Dao College are not only handsome, but also very caring for students who suffer from motion sickness. They take care of them meticulously and win the favor of all teachers and students majoring in Zoology.

It was already afternoon when they arrived at the destination. The bus stopped after driving a section of the mountain road. They were about to enter the small road. Yu Zisu helped the motion sick classmate and surrounded him. He chirped and asked him what Taoism taught. , and downplay all problems.

Another member of the Taoist Academy came to bump into Yu Zisu by accident. The head of a certain well-known mountain sect seemed calm and pretentious, and no one dared to ask him.

Fortunately, the weather in autumn is very refreshing, the wind is neither fast nor slow, and it blows just right on the body. The forests in the mountains are luxuriant, blocking the bright sunshine. The large luggage is placed on the bus, and only the essentials are carried. For supplies, students are greedy for freshness for a while, and they don't feel tired at all.

They divided into four teams, went in different directions, and reassembled at night.

Qiuqiu and Yu Zisu are in the third team.

There are teachers reminding: "Be careful on your feet, don't step on dangerous objects such as snakes, and don't touch strange-looking plants." Stop and introduce strange plants from time to time.

After walking a little further inside, the whole team gradually fell silent, and the occasional conversations were also whispered, so as not to disturb the elves of nature.

I was not very lucky on the first day. I only saw all kinds of insects in the afternoon, and I didn’t even see a bird feather. The teacher who led the team checked the time. It was getting darker and faster. I didn’t bring tools in the mountains. It would be bad to stay overnight, so he led the students to the meeting place.

The meeting place is also in the mountains, but it is much more spacious and close to the mountain road, which can be used for them to pick up their luggage and set up a tent.

They are basically in teams of three or five, you are responsible for this, and he is responsible for that, which can save you a lot of things.

Although Qiuqiu is introverted, he is not withdrawn. He also partners with Xie Yiye and a few other boys. He is responsible for bringing cooking tools and food.

Everyone spread out and started cooking.

Affected by Jian Yi, coupled with not wanting Yu Zisu to harm the kitchen, Qiuqiu has become more and more experienced in cooking, and his techniques are particularly skillful. The boys in the same group are watching him while setting up a tent. There are not many cute and virtuous boys Yes.

The two teachers of the Daoist College didn’t bring anything to eat, so they had the cheek to eat with the students, and squatted in Qiuqiu’s group to eat after saving hundreds of meals. Yu Zisu also instructed the other: “Just set up the tent here later. .”

You can eat together, but you can’t sleep together. Qiuqiu prepared a tent to sleep by himself, and the boys in the same group helped him build it together.

After all, everyone has their own habits, and they don't force Qiuqiu to sleep with them in a big tent.

After the ball was set up, he turned his head to look at Yu Zisu and the others. Seeing that they were about to finish the work, the tent suddenly collapsed, which shocked the surrounding students.

Yu Zisu squatted down to check: "What can I do, it's broken..."

The two teachers are going to really sleep out!

Such a dangerous place would be taken away by wolves in the middle of the night.

Everyone cast a sympathetic look and sweated for the two teachers!

At this critical moment, the motion sickness student who had been favored by the teacher stood up without hesitation, and said righteously: "Teacher, I am the only one in my tent, do you want to sleep with me?"

Yu Zisu rolled his eyes and said, "Then thank you, Bai Chu."

Another Taoist said, "I'll find someone else to make up for it." He also got into another student's tent.

Everyone present was moved to tears by this warm teacher-student relationship, and Bai Chu was willing to sleep with him, which shows how grateful he is to this teacher.

Everyone was very excited at night, and they wanted to hold a bonfire party to play together, but they were reprimanded by the teachers not to do this in the eco-zone, go to bed early, and get up before dawn tomorrow, so the students had to get into the tent group to play.

Qiuqiu stayed in the tent early, and when Yu Zisu came in, he saw him meditating with his eyes closed, with a standard posture and a serious attitude.

He sat down and kissed the other person's face: "Don't work so hard when you come out."

Qiuqiu opened his eyes, frowned and slapped his hand away: "The mountains are full of aura, I must seize the opportunity, don't kiss me casually to disturb my cultivation, sleep by yourself."

Yu Zisu: "???"

***

Xin Yu finally taught the picked-up immortal how to restrain the immortal energy in his body, so as not to attract the attention of the higher-ups and be taken away.

He named the fairy "Mingming", and "Mengmeng Mingming" is more smooth.

The next day when he went to work, he kept thinking about the big and small at home. He obviously liked to imitate Mengmeng's movements. He often saw the two in sync. When he poured Mengmeng's cat food, Mingming jumped over and lay down Mengmeng was more docile than Mengmeng, and she actually gave up her job to him.

This is not possible. After get off work, he has to buy more normal human food. He has always prepared only one person's food, but he will prepare two people's food in the future.

He works in a large company and has to walk for a while to take the subway. Because he has a cat, he has not bought a car yet.

He is actually a casual cultivator, and occasionally got a broken page of a cultivation secret book, and embarked on this road of no return, because there is no one to guide him, and his cultivation is half-baked. What's the matter, he can eat for half a year after opening, but he doesn't have a great need for money. He is satisfied with eating, drinking and playing with the cat, and he has no desire to earn extra money.

I am in a good mood today, I got up early, the subway was not crowded, the weather was clear, cloudless, and it didn’t rain, everything was so beautiful.

The pace is also much lighter.

At the gate of the subway station, an old man in plain clothes was wandering back and forth, and was bumped by a tall and thick man, and fell to the ground with an "ouch".

"My waist..." the old man moaned.

"Fuck you!" The man was startled, and when he saw an ordinary old man, he jumped aside, cursing, "What's wrong with an old man, learn how to do it like others!" Then he ran away in a hurry.

The old man was still on the ground, and the people around him pretended not to see it.

Xin Yu couldn't stand it anymore, went to help the old man up, and asked gently: "Old man, what's wrong with you?"

"My waist..." The old man's body fell on him, "It's twisted."

Xin Yu said: "I have here a copy of the dog skin plaster, a secret recipe handed down from the ancestors, which is specially used to treat lumbar sprains. In this way, you go to the bathroom with me, and I will stick a piece for you, so that you will be alive and well immediately."

The old man was taken aback: "You..." Nowadays, people are more sophisticated than each other.

"No money." Xin Yu said with a smile.

The old man followed him tremblingly.

Sure enough, Xin Yu took out a piece of black plaster from his bag, asked the old man to lift up his clothes, slapped it firmly on his waist, and patted it a few times: "How is it? Is it better?" He didn't blow it. It is indeed from a family of old Chinese medicine practitioners, and the plasters are also real, plus I used a little spiritual energy secretly, and it will work immediately, so this kind of minor injury will be fine with a little spiritual energy.

The waist was hot, and the pain gradually disappeared. The old man twisted and was surprised to find that it was healed. He immediately held Xin Yu's hand and said gratefully: "Young man, thank you so much! Where is your store, I will give it to you." You send pennants!"

Xin Yu smiled: "Our family didn't open a shop, and those who do this business have long since declined."

Feeling sorry for a while, the old man asked him for his contact information and work unit, and insisted on sending him a pennant. Xin Yu had no choice but to shirk that he was going to be late for work and left in a hurry.

He got on the subway, there were not many people, and he just had a seat. After he sat down, he turned on his mobile phone. There was a surveillance system at home, which was convenient for him to check the situation of the two.

Can't wait.

Mengmeng was still sleeping, and she was curled up on the sofa, making her look even smaller.

Until he got off the subway, the two were still sleeping.

Xin Yu was stopped when he was about to get out of the subway. The one who stopped him was a middle-aged man who had been sitting next to him just now.

The middle-aged man said: "Young man, I have seen all the good deeds you have done just now. You are very promising. Do you want to learn how to cultivate immortals from me?"

Xin Yu: "???"

The middle-aged man said: "Don't pretend, I just saw you using spiritual energy, everyone is your own, are you a casual cultivator?"

Actually peeking at someone going to the toilet, Xin Yu didn't have a good impression of this colleague, so he said, "Yes, what do you want to do?"

The man took out a booklet: "You must not have studied it systematically. I have a secret book of Tongtian here. After learning it, ascension is not a dream! Do you want it?"

Xin Yu: "..." He originally wanted to leave, after all, he was going to be late for work, but he was shocked when he saw the title of the booklet, it was just like the broken pages of his introductory cheat book!There is actually a complete one!

He took it and looked it over, and it was genuine.

The man said: "How is it? I never show this secret book to anyone. Now I see that you are a good young man, so I sold it to you. The original price needs to be five eights. Now I will erase two eights for you, and only eight eights." Eight, are you excited?"

Xin Yu was really moved: "Do you support Alipay transfer?"

"support."

The two completed a friendly transaction, and the man asked him for his contact information: "Contact more in the future."

Although in this era of information explosion, even gods and monsters have their own forums and other means of communication, it is the first time for Xin Yu to communicate with similar people in reality, so he is a little excited.

With the full version of the cheats, his cultivation will finally not stagnate.

When he arrived at the company, he met the old man who helped him in the morning at the door. The old man was surprised to see him: "Young man, do you work here?"

Xin Yu smiled: "Yes, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to look for my son." The old man followed him into the door, and waved to the person who was walking, "Son."

Xin Yu was shocked when he saw it, isn't that their chairman!

The chairman hastened to speed up his pace: "Dad, why are you here? Is there no one to see you off?"

The old man said: "I took the subway today, and I feel pretty good." He took Xin Yu's hand, "When I came here this morning, I was hit by someone and my waist was twisted. Thanks to this young man who helped me and healed my waist. Alright." He praised Xin Yu very much.

The chairman looked at Xin Yu approvingly: "Which department are you in?"

So Xin Yu was promoted and raised his salary as if in a dream, and he still didn't wake up when he got off work.

This is too unreal, his life has always been ordinary, and it hasn't changed much after cultivating immortality, but why did he suddenly encounter something good in the novel?Two in a row?

Maybe a fairy lives in the house.

Really, the gods bless you.

He went home in a trance, and when passing by the supermarket, he made a big purchase and improved food for the two of his family.

Even the fish you want to buy are on sale...

He is obviously a little lucky star, after picking him up, it was like being favored by the god of luck, there must be too many good things.

The author has something to say: I think cold jokes are more poignant to my point of laughter hahahaha, don’t you guys like cold jokes... Then let’s say it is not cold: sister-in-law taught nephew: "The girl next door got the third place in the school this time." , Er Fatty at the head of the village also got sixth in the class, what did you get in the test? Tell me! What did you get in the test?!" The nephew pursed his lips and cried, "I, I baked a chicken wing at the school gate."