[Comprehensive] Clown training game

If you say it, you will be killed by Tony, if you don't, you will be killed by the Avengers.

Life is so hard.

Mr. J swallowed all the words silently, glanced at Tony, and said: "I don't know, he chased us before, and then fought with Hydra, Jason and I ran away first, I don't know if it was the Hydra has caught it."

Hydra: ...I'm not, I don't, you're talking nonsense!

Hallelujah, a dead fellow is not a poor man. Anyway, Hydra is full of pots. It is estimated that there is one on the head of a snake. If you take off one, you can send another one. You can persuade Red Skull to change the name of the organization someday. , Call it the Nine-Headed Turtle.

The captain and the black widow looked at each other, a certain clown was a liar, his expression didn't change and his heart didn't beat.Even Natasha wasn't sure what the other party meant, so I'd better catch these hydra first, and then interrogate... Wait, Magneto didn't kill everyone!

In fact, it was only one breath away from killing them all.

Fortunately, Charles was still there. The bald professor only used a smiling look to make Magneto snort arrogantly, let go of his palm, and let these people fall into the water like dumplings. The cruise ship was transported ashore.

"We finally met." Charles was inconvenient to walk, his wheelchair was specially made, and he came by another boat. Mr. J raised his head and met those quiet and gentle eyes, gentle and full of wisdom.

Although he is no longer young, from the outline of the facial features, one can still see the unparalleled beauty of the year.

"Doctor House." Mr. J asked immediately after realizing who the other party was.After they escaped back then, it was too late to make sure that House was safe and sound. Although this man had a venomous tongue, he really had a good heart.

"He's fine, I hired him as the school doctor." Charles smiled, "He also talked about you, is Jason's leg okay?"

"Well, Master Gu Yi helped." Mr. J answered honestly.

Charles tapped the armrest of the wheelchair with his fingers. His mutant ability can listen to the voices of others. The training over the years has made him extremely powerful mentally, and few people in this world can resist it.

Even Eric relied on the function of the helmet to keep him from being controlled.

Of course, the Supreme Mage is not within the scope of being listened to because of his extremely powerful mental power, and he will not be so boring as to control the Ancient One Mage or Doctor Strange.

But the man in front of him, he couldn't hear the voice of the other party, as if there was a strong barrier separating his ability from the outside.

This is not the ability of the other party, and even Mr. J himself is not aware of the existence of this barrier, which is very interesting.

Charles thought to himself, but this person is a captive of the Avengers, and it is not good for mutants to intervene when it comes to the Rubik's Cube, otherwise it may cause unnecessary misunderstandings to unnecessary people.For the peaceful coexistence of the two, he has spent a lot of effort.

Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

So, he just raised his eyebrows, greeted Captain America, and left with the X-Men and Magneto.And Jason was also taken to the Avengers' ship. As for Tony, who was dressed as a woman, he was also considered to be an accomplice of Mr. J, and they took control together.

"How did you see through the disguise of magic, Templar?" Jason asked dryly.

Captain America nodded. The mages did not follow this mission. Even after confirming that the Rubik's Cube had returned to this universe, Doctor Strange took him away directly. It was they who forcibly persuaded the other party to use magic to calculate the coordinates.

"The Eye of Horus." Captain America took out a few amulets, with an eye of an ancient Egyptian god drawn on them. "It's a one-off, it's a gift from mages, and it can see through most magic disguises."

Mr. J's eyes straightened, the Eye of Horus!This magic item costs five gold coins in the Mage Mall. Doctor Strange is so generous that he gave one to each of the Avengers!Even if it is a one-time rune, it is earned.

However, these people must have seen through the disguise of themselves and Jason first, so that the Eye of Horus failed and they could not recognize Tony's identity.Ah, one-off, the limitations are really great.

Hydra was caught, passers-by were rescued, Mr. J and Jason were also arrested.S.H.I.E.L.D. sent a special plane to pick them up, and the Avengers arrested the three and locked them up for interrogation when they returned to New York. Captain America still suspected that Stark was in their hands.

The Avengers Building has professional detention equipment, and it has passed Tony's test and certification. Thor was invited to do experiments, and it is confirmed that even the gods of Asgard can be locked up, let alone a little magician and clown?

Being caught by Hydra, Mr. J may try to escape.

Captured by the Avengers?Eat and drink for free and live for free?What a fart!The Avengers have good food, and they don't abuse the prisoners. Most importantly, didn't you see that Tony Stark was also locked up together?

After a busy day, everyone went to rest. Hydra was interrogated by S.H.I.E.L.D. If they really took Tony, they should have an answer tomorrow morning.SHIELD also wanted to accept the father and son, but was rejected by the Avengers.

After all... the Rubik's Cube is still in their hands.

In the dead of night, Mr. J got up from his bed, poked Tony next door with his hand, cupped his face and asked, "I asked Hydra tomorrow, and they must know that you are here with us."

Jason was meditating, and when he heard this, he said directly, "Shall I transform you back?"

"...Get lost!" Tony scolded, "If you dare to transform me back in public, I will strangle you to death before committing suicide."

"They locked us up for the rest of their lives, do you want to wear women's clothes for the rest of your life?"

"Need I remind you, is this my building?" Tony sneered, "It's just that they are awake during the day, so they can't do it directly." After that, he snapped his fingers and said the emergency password.

After three seconds of silence, a gentle and elegant voice said, "Sir, what are your orders?"

Seeing Mr. J's surprised look, a certain Stark was very proud, and introduced like a peacock: "My artificial intelligence butler. Don't say it's just a magic trick, even if I really change my body, he still recognizes me !"

Okay, okay, you are awesome, you are the best.

Mr. J looked at Mr. Stark "lovingly" with coaxing children's eyes, and Jason almost couldn't hold back his laughter.And Tony rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "Do you still want to go out?"

"Get caught by the Avengers after going out, and be hunted down by Hydra?" Mr. J asked back.

Well... Tony nodded, and asked again: "Give me the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, you stole it." If it wasn't for the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, they wouldn't have caught them across the world.

"We have to go back."

"I know that the Cosmic Rubik's Cube has the power to move in space, and you should have discovered that the cosmic timeline returned by the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is wrong." Tony said seriously.

Yes, the timeline is wrong.

Mr. J was silent. The main line of the second week was three years after Jason's "death", and because of the traction of the music box, he came to Jason's "death scene", and was dragged to another world by the Rubik's Cube.

They stole the Rubik's Cube, and theoretically the system should send him back to mainline time, three years after Jason's death.

But in fact, they went back half a year after Jason's death.

The system did not prompt Mr. J how to return to the mainline world.But the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is a hint. Tony said that the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is space movement, so obviously, there should be a gem power that is time movement.

"The gem of time, the Eye of Agamotto, is in the hands of Doctor Strange." Tony said calmly, "When it works with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, you can return to the correct timeline in your own universe."

"...Will that horse-faced sorcerer help?" Mr. J asked, and he was not easy to get along with at first glance.

Tony rolled his eyes again: "If you give people random nicknames, he will definitely not help you."

"You lack the spirit of humor, you are just joking." Mr. J laughed twice: "Why are you so serious?"

"I will discuss it with Doctor Strange." Tony ignored him. "But you still have to talk to him in person. If you want me to say, since the Ancient One accepted you, it makes no sense for Doctor Strange to treat you as enemies."

However, the strange existence of the mage is also uncertain. He talks about it all day long, and God knows what he is thinking every day.

"……All right."

"Oh, by the way, delete all the video data tonight, and change me back soon!!" The first half of the sentence was to the AI ​​housekeeper, and the second half was to Jason.

So, the next day, when Captain America got up early in the morning to exercise, he went to the kitchen to pour a glass of milk, and saw a familiar figure picking up coffee, wearing casual short-sleeves as usual, and saw him waking up naturally. Greeting: "Morning."

"Good morning...Tony!"

Captain America opened his mouth and frowned again. He was not sure it was really Tony, not Hydra or some kind of conspiracy by Mr. J, and then a gentle voice came from above his head: "It is indeed sir, Captain, don't worry."

"When did you come back?" the Avengers asked. "Wait, what happened while you were missing?"

Tony: ...No, I won't let you know if I die!

Seeing someone gossip about him, Natasha squinted her eyes, but finally pulled Hawkeye and continued to ask questions, turning the topic to Mr. J and Jason.

Tony took out the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and explained that they were not enemies, and even helped him deal with Hydra's pursuers.The members of the Avengers didn't say anything. Originally, the father and son were arrested for Rubik's Cube. Now that the things are back, there is no deep hatred.

Tsk, it's not them who are called crayfish anyway.

Tony didn't hold any grudges, so what were they talking about.

Mr. J happily took Jason out of the cell, and happily enjoyed the "takeaway" ordered by Tony, and admired the gold and red armor of various models. The latter asked proudly: "Crayfish, um, lobster?! "

Looking at Tony's half-smile expression, Mr. J realized belatedly that if he dared to say something ugly again, he would probably die under the bombardment of these armored guns before meeting Doctor Strange.

Someone with a strong desire to survive said seriously: "It's really a perfect and excellent design. The streamlined shell not only helps to reduce resistance, but also brings a water-like beauty, and the golden-red color scheme is luxurious and elegant. But without losing its connotation, it can catch people's attention from a distance, and it is even more exquisite when viewed up close, with a metallic luster and a high-tech feel."

"Water flow represents 'Yin', and gold and red represent 'Yang', which is in line with the ancient oriental idea of ​​Yin-Yang harmony. Everything in the universe comes from this. This is the combination of technology and tradition, and the coordination of the past and the future. Reminiscing about the past and discussing the present, Don’t forget the original intention, wonderful! In contrast, the black battle suit is too rustic, too dark, too ugly, unhealthy, negative energy, not atmospheric, far inferior to Tony’s aesthetics.”

Tony:  …

Passing Avengers:  …

Everyone was silent for more than a minute, until Hawkeye broke the weird silence, applauded and praised: "It's too powerful, what a chain of rainbow farts!"

Jason: ...When you have the courage to go back, say the last sentence again in front of Bruce.