[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Tony never imagined that when he was on the verge of life and death, he would still play Titanic terrier with a fool. Even if the Hydra plane was hovering above his head, and the black guns were pointing at him, he still wanted to First strangle the person in front of you.

Come, come, come, you don't want to jump, let's die together.

"Oh, dear Rousi, why are you Rousi, and why do I love you so much?" Mr. J took pleasure in bitterness, especially when he saw Tony's face turning livid, he immediately felt a different kind of happiness.

He once heard such a little story, a man was chased by a wolf and fell off a cliff, but fortunately he fell on a tree that was about to break off. The wolf was howling above his head, but he looked down and saw a tiger at the bottom. It is a matter of time before the dead wood breaks, but the fruit growing beside the dead wood looks very sweet.

At this time, what should that person do?

Being eaten by wolves, tigers, being thrown to death... In fact, no matter what to do, death cannot be avoided, so that person picked the fruit with peace of mind, enjoying the sweetest taste in the world.

Very Zen enlightenment story.

Life is a death anyway, not at this time, but at that time.Just like now he and Tony, and of course Jason, may either be killed by Hydra, or be brought into the vortex by the shipwreck. Unless there is a miracle, both left and right are finished.

Therefore, Mr. J chose to tell a joke, tasting the sweet fruit in the fear before death.

Well, even though he won't die, it's just to restart the third week and say goodbye to the well-raised Jason...

When the ship capsized again, Mr. J's strength was exhausted to the extreme, he could no longer hold Tony, and half of his body was hanging outside the ship, and the clear blue water could be seen at a glance. Translucent like a dream.

It's a good place for gameover, Mr. J thought helplessly, the next moment, both he and Tony fell into the sea, and he didn't let go of each other's hand from the beginning to the end.

We have truly lived and died together once, Mr. Stark.

The sea water was bitter and astringent, especially the moment when the whole person crashed into the sea, because the cruise ship was extremely tall, and the sea was several meters away, the moment the collision hit, the two of them were knocked unconscious, and the connected hands were forced to separate.

Mouth, nasal cavity, lungs... were soon filled with cold water, the pain of being unable to breathe, and the blackness in front of the eyes, struggling in vain in the boundless blue, but there was no point of support, and the hands and feet touched It's just an unstoppable flow of water.

On the contrary, Tony was the first to recover. After all, when entering the water, Mr. J deliberately blocked him, and he went into the water first.Although his physical strength is far inferior to his colleagues in Avengers, he still trains with the captain after all, and Tony's swimming skills are actually quite good.

Although he drank several sips of water, he was able to float on the sea slowly.

He plucked the waves with both hands, frowned, and looked around for Mr. J's figure, while the Hydra on the boat also leaned against the railing and looked down, discussing something with the person on the other end of the communicator from time to time.In the end, they actually left the railing, probably because they thought it would be useless to save Mr. J, and catching Jason alone was enough.

But Hydra can give up Mr. J's life at will, but Tony cannot do so.

However, there are people who are forced into the water everywhere, there are shouts and cries everywhere, the sea is extremely noisy, and Tony can't find each other anywhere.After confirming that there was no other party on the sea, Tony's face turned pale, and he thought of a possibility.

If the posture of hitting the water is wrong, it is likely that the other party has already passed out, then he will sink straight into the sea until death takes his last breath, until the fish and shrimp eat his body, maybe with luck in the end, the remaining bones It will float to the shore with the waves, but I don't even know ghosts.

No, no!

Tony frowned, denying the vision in his head.He took out a tiny instrument from his pocket and fiddled with it twice.Then a red dot appeared on the small screen, indicating the distance and direction.

That's right, the tie buttons he gave to Jason and Mr. J were tampered with, so that he could easily track each other's positions.

Ahem, he did it just in case!If Mr. J really handed over the Rubik's Cube honestly and didn't intend to cause trouble, would he take the initiative to hurt the other party? (Did you forget the crayfish and the feud?)

A red dot represents Jason, who was struggling with Hydra on the boat.

The other represents Mr. J, the distance is not too far, but the direction is in the sea water.

Sure enough, Mr. J drowned.

Tony took a deep breath and confirmed the direction again. Then he took a deep breath, plunged into the water without hesitation, and rushed to the direction of the red dot at the fastest swimming speed in his life.

There is nothing in the sea that can mark the direction, especially the farther away from the sea surface, the less sunlight, the less clear the surrounding scene.If it weren't for the positioning device in hand, if a person is lost, ghosts can't find it.

Tony swam desperately away from the red dot, and finally saw a figure slowly sinking in a relaxed posture not far away.

It was a gesture of stretching limbs, hair floating backwards in the sea water, eyes closed as if they would never be opened, and there were still a few tiny air bubbles around the mouth, which might be the last breath in the lungs.

Perhaps it would be less painful to drown in a coma?

Tony swam over like a fish and pinched the other's nose to prevent the seawater from continuing to pour into the airway.Seeing that Mr. J was about to drown, he didn't have time to think about it, so he lowered his head and took a deep breath first. When his soft and cold lips touched, there was no fancy fantasy, what was there was only the moment of life and death.

Tony took Mr. J to swim up the sea, but it was not easy to bring an adult, especially when he couldn't hold his breath anymore.And the strength of hands and feet is also getting weaker and weaker, it seems that the surroundings are no longer sea water, but cement that is gradually solidifying!

Come on, at most he is on vacation at the beach, so he can play with beauties, okay?It's not the US Navy SEALs. It's a miracle that they can survive for a few minutes after diving to save people! Mr. J weighs more than 60 kilograms, which is simply unbearable for life.

But Tony still didn't want to let go, he didn't like watching the living become dead in front of him.

He never liked facing death...

The room leak happened to be raining all night, when white spots appeared in front of Tony's eyes and his lungs were about to explode, his left foot cramped like a traitor. The pain forced him to wake up for a moment, but he couldn't move anymore. kick water.

Great, don't talk about saving Mr. J this time, even if he lets go at this moment, whether he can swim out is a problem.

Tony glared viciously at the unconscious Mr. J, well, I really want to die for love like the Titanic.Ah bah, who would be willing to die with this clown, and damage the glorious image of his Stark life.

Wait... Speaking of Shining Image, does he become normal when he dies?

He won't wait for people to salvage the body, he will still be a woman! !

Alas, no, even if he returns to his normal appearance, someone else will take a look.Wow, why did Tony Stark die here?Hey, why is he wearing women's clothes... No, no, no, don't change back! ! !

And the culprit of women's clothing is this clown!When Tony exhaled the last breath of air in his lungs, he thought bitterly, fuck, I won’t let you go even if I’m a ghost, ha ha.

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Tony was awakened by the glare of the sun. He found himself lying flat on a speedboat, and Dr. Banner, who had just given him artificial respiration, was looking down at him, and then said to the people next to him, "I wake up here." Now, where are you?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a violent coughing sound. The black widow helped Mr. J who sat up in a dying state of shock. The latter was turning over and lying on the edge of the speedboat, coughing up water crazily, and Natasha helped him slap him hard. With a few slaps on his back, Mr. J coughed worse.

the Avengers?They are safe.

The strength in Tony's whole body seemed to be taken away, and he lay back on his back again, not wanting to move.What hydra is not in the scope of consideration, the Avengers will clean him up, and he just glanced at it, it is not just the Avengers who are dispatched.

The man floating in the air with his arms crossed and his face expressionless, couldn't see his facial features clearly, but as long as he looked at his ugly purple body and the cruise ship that floated up like a toy model in front of him, he knew it was who.

Tsk, the mutant leader, Magneto.

That's right, even if the Avengers want to lift a giant ship, it's either Tony's army of armor, or the witch's red energy, or only Magneto who can control all metals.

And Hydra's ships and planes, in front of Magneto, are simply food delivery.

There was a splashing sound on the surface of the water, and a man in uniform climbed onto the speedboat briskly. Dr. Banner asked, "You rescued everyone, Captain?"

"I have borrowed lifeboats for those on the water, but there are still a few that have sunk into the sea. I may not be able to find them by myself. Charles is helping to locate them, and the X-Men are rescuing them." Once a person drowns, he must race against time. If he can't help, he can't help.

"Oh, they're all awake? Great, I was about to ask him something."

Tony froze for a moment, and then realized that when he sank in the sea, exhausted the last trace of oxygen, and saw the wave of death, who was the powerful arm that pulled him and Mr. J up.

Captain America, and only he has such terrifying physical fitness, dragged two grown men by himself.

wait, male...

Captain America frowned deeply, his face became serious, he turned to Mr. J, and asked in a cold voice, "Where did Tony go?"

Mr. J: Isn't it right in front of your eyes?

Tony: If you dare to say a word, I will kill you!

Everyone in the Avengers: Tell me quickly, or we will be rude to you!

Mr. J: ...I'm really having a hard time.

Master Bruce, I was wrong, you are so easy to serve, I miss you so much.