[Comprehensive] Clown training game

If Mr. J knew Batman's heartfelt feelings, he must feel that he was wronged, and he almost sent dirty bombs with both hands.

It's just...he is not a local at all, so he has no way of knowing which building is the tallest.From a visual point of view, of course it is the one he was looking for, but in fact, for reasons such as energy saving and emission reduction, Wayne Group took two days off recently, and all the lights in the building were turned off, and they used environmentally friendly materials. Not reflective in moonlight.

This cannot be blamed on Mr. J being blind.

Theoretically, there must be a warning light on the Wayne Building, but for whatever reason, it was not turned on tonight.Therefore, Mr. J, who was anxious to escape, naturally chose the second tallest building in Gotham.

It is the oldest luxury hotel in Gotham. The top floor is a revolving restaurant. The entire ceiling is made of crystal. When the lights are on, it is as dazzling as heaven.

A bottle of soda there costs hundreds of dollars.

However, Mr. J didn't know that he had made a mistake about the tallest building. He was hesitating whether to run away with his teammates, or to turn around and take the dirty bombs with him.

Where can this thing be taken so that it won't hurt innocent people?

Arctic?Or desert?No, according to Harley Quinn, the countdown is only 10 minutes, and this little broken plane can't fly into no-man's land.And he's not a real clown either, he doesn't know how to remove the stitches at all!

He really had no other choice, it was the last sense of responsibility that kept him from turning around and running away immediately.

Wait, quickly fly to no man's land?Superman!

Mr. J thought of the other side of the sea, the other side of Gotham, where lived a lively, happy, kind-hearted alien who was willing to help others.He can fly into outer space with a dirty bomb.

Superman, help!

Mr. J turned around and drove the plane in the direction of the metropolis.10 minutes, I don't know if it is enough, at worst, he shouted with a loudspeaker.

And at the same time, Batman is judging that the Joker will hide the real dirty bomb in there.

Although the clown often lies, he will not give no hints, because he regards the contest between the two as a game.And the game is meaningless if it has no clue.

The highest place, the highest place, the highest place...

Wait, Wayne Tower isn't the tallest place in Gotham!

Batman remembered that the first time he and Clark worked together was because the Joker went to Metropolis and teamed up with Luthor to toss Superman.At that time, he invited Superman's girlfriend Louise to come to Gotham as a guest, and the little reporter also followed.

Mr. Wayne invites Louise on a date at the most luxurious and oldest restaurant in Gotham, but it happens that the clown comes to kidnap Louise.

The little reporter next to him was so angry that his face turned green. Uh, actually, he didn't know whether it was Wayne who was poached, or the clown who kidnapped his girlfriend.

Tsk, it's a pity that the clown brought kryptonite, which was given by Luthor.As a result, the drowsy Superman smashed through the crystal ceiling, flew to the highest point of the parabola, and then made a free fall, which caused the hotel to be renovated for three months, which was paid by Wayne.

The moment when Superman flew out of the crystal roof, covered in bright crystal debris, was photographed by a reporter and placed on the headlines of the magazine, dubbed "Gotham's highest-level light show tonight."

In stark contrast to Superman's crystal top is the Wayne Building not far away.

Some people have measured it with a ruler. In the photo, Superman is indeed a few millimeters taller than the Wayne Building.

After that, Batman and Superman didn't know each other, and the Justice League was formed after that.For this reason, the clown lost his temper a lot, thinking that Zhenglian took away his playmate, but Batman kept staring at him, so he didn't let this guy run out to make trouble for the alliance members.

Considering this plot, and considering the clown's resentment towards Superman.

Batman threw off his cloak abruptly, boarded the Bat fighter, and flew towards the Crystal Restaurant at full speed.Sure enough, Dirty Bomb was there, and the clown even put a flashlight to mark the location, but the more he did this, the more deceitful he looked.

After careful inspection, Batman opened the lid, and there was a card inside: cut the red thread.

...I'll fuck you, it's full of red threads, and there are more than a dozen tangled threads!

Batman ignored the Joker's card taunt at all, and was absorbed in the circuit. The countdown on it was still more than five minutes away, but he didn't dare to play the speed of life and death that was cut at the last second.I don't know what those movies were thinking. What if my hand shakes at the last second and I don't catch up?Even if the judgment is correct, it will explode!

Master Wayne is professional in dealing with clowns, and the same is true in dealing with bombs.

After about a minute or so, Batman finally stopped the countdown, and there was a burst of sweat on his forehead.After putting away the dirty bombs properly, he turned his head and followed the clown and Harley Quinn.

Then, he realized that he might not want to look for it.

Because the Metropolitan media was blown up, a plane from Gotham hovered near the "Daily Planet" in the middle of the night, and the people inside were still holding high-decibel loudspeakers, shouting very arrogantly, "Let Superman come over, I need to find him."

Batman gritted a good tooth, and Gotham was ashamed and thrown to that alien's territory!

And he was really afraid that Superman would run to confront the clown once his mind became hot.It's not that he's worried that Superman won't be able to beat the Joker, no, it's not that he can't beat the Joker. In terms of despicability and shamelessness, ten Clarks are not worth one-tenth of the Joker.

Aliens, after all, are still honest outsiders, and I am afraid they will suffer from the Gotham lunatics.

Batman got on the fighter plane again, chased after him, and did not forget to send a message to Superman on the alliance channel: Don't pay attention to him, don't show up, I'll go over and arrest him.

Not long after, Superman wrote back, and the young alien looked dissatisfied: Why?He's all over the Daily Planet building! !I'm working overtime because he has another night to work!Perry has us feature on Joker coming to the Met! ! !

Listening to this series of exclamation marks, you can know how angry Superman is.

Batman: ...I'm not speaking for the clown, shouldn't you blame your editor-in-chief?Also, isn't your focus a bit skewed?Of course, he didn't send this to Superman, lest the aliens fly over on the spot and tear up the Batplane again.

However, he ignored Superman, and after a few seconds, Superman quickly typed a series of messages: B, when are you coming?He's singing upstairs, come and hear it yourself!This is mental pollution!

Batman felt deeply that his soft and thick hair was about to be lost, so he couldn't help but sighed deeply.

If he was bald in his youth, he must have been pissed off by the Joker and Superman.