[Comprehensive] Clown training game

The completion of the main mission is a very gratifying thing, Mr. J thought with relief, he finally didn't have to play prison simulators anymore, and he didn't have to scare the poor guards.Leap over the lunatic asylum, here I come, a free world!

When she was happy, the car drove so fast that the Harley Quinn had to hold the handle, and was slurred by the wind blowing in, but she still tried her best to say: "Pudin—we want—to find the last order the—handjob—”

"What did you say--"

"Handjob, you let me order a handjob!"

It took a long time for Mr. J to figure it out. Thanks to the system prompt, the main task has been updated to: Destroy Gotham/Destroy the Bat Family (choose one of the two).Tip: Set a small goal first, such as flying to the mid-air of Gotham and setting off fireworks for everyone.

Oh my God, the system hasn't given up on setting off fireworks!

Fireworks are absolutely not allowed, but airplanes are allowed.The clown is cunning by nature, even though the plane was booked by Harley Quinn, she never got her hands on it, otherwise Batman would have checked it out.

It was an ordinary citizen who booked the plane, and for some money, he even made himself face to face with the clown.

Looking at that pale face, green hair and bright red lips, poor him was paler than a clown.

"Be happy, don't be afraid." Mr. J saw him pitifully, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, and tugged at the corner of his mouth, "Why don't I tell you a joke to make you happy?"

Help! The clown is about to tell me a joke!

Mr. J twitched the corners of his mouth, and was about to sigh, when he turned his head, he saw the clown handing him a knife.No, teammate, why are you handing me the knife?Ouch, this knife is very easy to use.

The sharp tip of the knife danced and rotated on the fingertips, leaving only shadows.The blade fits the finger very well, like an action that has been played hundreds of thousands of times before.The clown rested his chin on his left hand, watching the terrified citizen refuel the plane, and kept playing with the knife with his right hand.

"Do I really look that scary?"

"How come, Pudding is the most handsome, but they don't know how to appreciate it."

Ha ha.

No matter how slow you add refueling, there will be times when it is full.The citizen trembled and reported to the clown that the plane was ready to take off, and he also knew in his heart that his death was approaching.Why did you respond to the request of an unknown person for that little money?

If he knew that it was the clown and the clown who wanted the plane, he wouldn't get involved if he was killed.

Mr. J nodded and didn't do anything to him, but took Harry directly to the plane, then he stopped, turned his head and shouted: "Come here, I'll give you something."

Ahhh, I'm really dying, Batman help!

But he didn't dare to run away. The clown girl next to him was already eager to try with the hammer, and the hammer that should have been made of wood was covered with dark brown blood.He moved tremblingly to the clown, who smiled at him.

Then, he took out and took out of his pocket, and took out and took out, and finally pulled out something.

It was a squashed and melted golden ring. Although it looked ugly, it must be pure gold, and it could be sold for some money when melted. Mr. J nodded in satisfaction. It was not in vain that he searched the Silent Hill store for a long time before he found this "broken jewelry under the ruins of Silent Hill" in a corner, and bought it for five silver coins.

It's really hard work, so let's treat it as a mental damage fee.

Mr. J threw the ring to the other party, patted the unlucky guy on the shoulder, leaned over and said in a low voice, "Say something to Batman, just say...he's been chasing what I'm looking for, I'll put it on him highest place."

Then, he took Harley Quinn onto the plane.

The plan works, when the time comes, put the dirty bomb in the tallest building in Gotham, and when Batman comes to get it, he will take his teammates and fly away, ahahahahaha.It is impossible to set off fireworks, even in this life, even if he is stuck in the game forever, he will not do it.To be a human being is to have a bottom line.

Harley Quinn doesn't know how to fly a plane, but Mr. J unexpectedly can, so he found the highest building in Gotham, put a wooden hammer on it, and tied it with a rope several times to prevent it from falling. , and fearing that Batman would not be able to find it, he put a turned on flashlight there, almost holding up a neon sign.

"pudding?"

"Let's go first and let the bat find itself."

After getting rid of that terrible "little cutie", Mr. J instantly felt comfortable all over his body, and he had more strength to fly the plane.He was thinking about where to take his teammates for a few days, when he heard Harry ask in a low voice: "Pudin, why don't we wait for it to explode?"

ah?It won't blow up, I haven't started it yet.

Probably the clown's eyes were so horrified and surprised that Harley Quinn asked again uncertainly: "Didn't you tell me to turn on the timer in the car just now? Shall we leave without watching the fireworks?" Isn't he the favorite to watch plays?

Teammate, please speak clearly, when did I ask you to start the timer? !

"You opened it yourself?" The clown asked in a bad tone.

"You said 'drive it yourself', and I asked you if it was right, and you nodded." Harry felt aggrieved.

Mr. J once again seriously recalled the few conversations he had with his teammates during the drag racing.The car was going too fast just now, and Harley looked like he wanted to vomit. In a gentlemanly manner, he stepped on the accelerator and turned the steering wheel, while saying, "Open the window yourself."

Harley was thrown back and forth, but she asked back in surprise, "I drove?"

He nodded firmly: "Open, open immediately." Isn't it just to open a window.

But Harley still didn't seem to dare to open the windows, so he simply opened the two windows to the maximum, the wind blowing in made it even more inconvenient for them to talk, and after confirming that Harley Quinn had booked a plane, he went straight here Came and didn't speak after that.

oh, **

"Who told you to drive it!" Mr. J finally became irritable and couldn't help but be angry with his teammates. He still didn't say a word. If you drive that thing, if it explodes, do you know how many people will die?

Harley Quinn opened her mouth, not daring to talk back to the clown, and finally asked back: "If you didn't open it, why did you put it upstairs for Batman to find?" ?What was the point of hiding it in the first place?

Mr. J's words stuck in his throat, because he remembered his character design.

"Pudin, shall we go then?"

The clown in the driver's seat rubbed his green hair, and said angrily, "Why are you leaving? The fireworks haven't been set off, what are you going to see?" God bless Batman, please tear that thing down!

In fact, after hearing the clue, Batman immediately rushed to the tallest building in Gotham, the Wayne Building, and his face turned black.Because in this building, he found nothing.

The clown is lying again.