see where you fly

In less than a minute, I wanted to take a picture of the two kissing each other, but I didn't get anything. Ren Changkong took care of it by himself, this speed!

Ren Changkong was proud and arrogant.

"Kiss to exercise the tongue, I can use my tongue to unbutton all his clothes!"

Those who wanted to see the tongue kiss didn't see it, but they just kissed mouth to mouth, successfully unlocking the problem!

Dr. Sanliao is more talented than them. He is not good at fighting, and his boxing skills are not good, but he has a good mind!

Pushing away the captain of the Southwest Falcon, took a pen and a notebook, wrote a question, and pushed it to Lu Xizhou.

"Forget it. I'll give you an hour."

When Lu Xizhou saw the above question, his eyes became straight. He couldn’t figure it out even if he was given one hour, let alone a year. He couldn’t even read this question. .

Lu Xizhou held up this piece of paper and showed it to Ren Changkong, you have a master's degree in national defense and a Ph.D., can you figure it out?

"You kid, don't you want me to get married? Why do you use advanced mathematics to solve problems? If you want to tie me up, you say you tied me up. You are not a tosser. You are the most ruthless as long as you have a high degree of education. Who You can figure it out!"

Those who can read are stronger than those who fight. One question, fourteen people in the room, can do it with two fingers.

"Do you know?"

"I won't!"

"Then why are you yelling, if you are told to read more, you will work hard with me, read for 5 minutes and sleep for [-] hours, will you be tied up?"

Lu Xizhou took the opportunity to teach Ren Changkong a lesson.Let him read and he has resistance, well, when the book is used up, the hatred will be less!

"Let him do the split!"

At the order of the Minister of Logistics, two comrades actively pulled a rope each, and Ren Changkong screamed out, his legs were off the ground, and they split apart. I split a 120-degree fork, that’s not enough, the captain of the Southwest Falcon directly brought a small stool, and put a small flowerpot with sandalwood incense between Ren Changkong’s legs. This shape is more uncomfortable than the crucifixion of Jesus. The waist is tightly tied, he can't break free, his legs are off the ground, his hands are holding the horizontal board to fix his body, and he has to be careful not to fall down and sit on the incense, let alone inherit the incense, balls Can burn a hole!

Everyone gives thumbs up to Dr. Sanliu, you are ruthless, you are much more ruthless than us!

A smart brain is so useful!

Sanliao Fu Shi is also a kind person, he has to help Lu Xizhou do the calculations once he has a pen and paper, and he has the excellent qualities of teaching and educating people.You bring this here, use this conversion, use this formula,,, "Take away this humanoid computer that crushes us with IQ! Hurry up, big brother, I can't hold it anymore, my legs !

,, Ren Changkong screamed, it hurts, he has never practiced ballet, splitting is really splitting, the muscles in the inner thighs of both legs are sore, they are still doing arithmetic problems together, do you want to let it go? The groom has passed the bridal chamber!

"Forget it, let me tell you the final answer. After I figure it out, I created this question myself. I reversed it when I was free. I think it's very romantic. If I have a marriage partner in the future, I will use this question." Confess, he must be very excited to agree to the result of the calculation."

Dr. Sanliao is very shy, looking like a young boy with a spring in his arms.

Holding this question, my mind is agitated.

The people in the room looked at me and I looked at you, and thought, probably, this Dr. Sanliao will be a bachelor for the rest of his life.Or the kind of single by ability.

There are also some highly educated people present, they can't figure out this question, and they still use this question to confess?Are you looking for a school math professor?Proposing a marriage is more difficult than the fourth and sixth grades, and harder than the postgraduate entrance examination. Are you sure this is a marriage or an enmity?This child, reading is stupid!

Lu Xizhou decided that if Dr. Sanliao really got married, he would never take revenge. It would be too difficult for Dr. Sanliao to marry a wife!

"No humanoid computer, replace it! He is crushing our IQ!"

Lu Xizhou also protested, it's too difficult, who can answer this question.

"It's so difficult, I don't want to play anymore!"

A captain stood out from the crowd.

When the first team leader appeared, both Ren Changkong and Lu Xizhou breathed a sigh of relief. The first team leader won't give too difficult questions, and his IQ is not as high as Dr. Sanliao's!

The captain of the first team smiled.

"Sister-in-law, do you still remember the first time you went to the resident?" "Yes."

"What kind of flowers did Team Ren use to confess his love to you?"

This is not a sub-question.

"Gesanghua."

Things everyone on earth knows.

"How many flowers there are!"

Lu Xizhou, who was idle, was immediately stopped by the question. This is not a question for giving points, but a question for giving away!

Who knows how many flowers there are, it is a mountain of flowers and a sea of ​​flowers, one by one, every corner is full of Gesang flowers.Who is going to count one by one!

"do the splits!"

The head of logistics yelled again, and Ren Changkong screamed again.He splits 180 degrees.Ten centimeters below his crotch is the head of Tai Muxiang's incense burner.

The head of the logistics department is bad, he looked at the two comrades who were pulling the rope, and they tied the rope to the horizontal board directly.

It can't be regarded as Chinese character soil, it should be big Chinese characters, no no, Chinese characters are too big, and there is a small dick underneath.

"The last question. Which part of Team Ren's body are you most aware of that your parents and we don't know? For example, how long is it, how big is it, how long is it, and how long is it?"

As soon as Lu Xizhou said this, his face turned red. A group of stinky hooligans, soldiers and scoundrels, everyone looked very serious, and they had a lot of tricks when they made jokes and teased people!

Lu Xizhou grabbed the apple on the coffee table and threw it at the head of logistics, who turned his head to avoid it.

"Comrades, help them fit together!"

With a groan, they rushed forward, grabbed Lu Xizhou's arm and pushed towards Ren Changkong, Ren Changkong couldn't move his leg, but his hand was untied. Seeing Ajia staggering towards him, he stretched out his hand and gave Lu Xizhou hugged.

"asshole!"

Lu Xizhou scolded the bastards, turned around and wanted to fight them, even if he couldn't win with one dozen + two, he would have to fight. The group of bastards cheered and rushed out the door, and stood at the door to salute them both!

"I wish you all can be fathers tonight! Happy wedding!"

Slamming the door and running downstairs laughing and yelling, they're going to drink and party!

"These bastards! When Juanzi and the others get married, I want revenge!"

The logistics minister is the worst bastard, he is the one who came up with all the bad ideas!

"Hang him up from the ceiling!"

"What's the taste?"

Lu Xizhou stretched out his nose and sniffed, there was a burnt smell.

Ren Changkong also smelled it, burnt smell?The two of them didn't cook, what happened?ah!That sandalwood incense!

"Pants pants! My bird!"

Ren Changkong was shocked, he felt a little hot inside his pants.

This group of bastards, they are short of great virtue, and they are still messing around with the incense. They think how powerful a stick of incense can be, and it will be broken as soon as it is used hard, and it will be extinguished. Who knows that it is such a coincidence I poked Ren Changkong's pants, and really burned a small hole in the pants!

Lu Xizhou was also terrified, don't scald the blisters.

Or to say that this posture is a bit awkward, Lu Xizhou saw that there was a small hole in his thigh on the top of his left trouser leg, so he quickly untied his belt, but his legs were still split, and the two ends of the rope were still tied to the wood. Come on, the more anxious you are, the harder it is to untie the rope buckle, and you will feel hotter and hotter!

It's not worth your life to play.

"Quick, quick, knife knife!"

Lu Xizhou grabbed the fruit knife on one side and started cutting the rope on his leg.The two ropes were cut, and Ren Changkong's legs could be put down, but there was still one on his waist. Lu Xizhou threw the knife and ignored it, untied his belt, pulled the zipper, and brushed his trousers. Just let him take it off, and take it off to the ankle.

Squat down and rub the inside of his thigh to see if it is burning?Is it blistering hot?

Looking at the left leg, looking at the right leg, I felt that I was not looking carefully, so I took a closer look, and my head was on the underwear.

"No burns, are you? Why are you in pain? Why didn't I see the burns?"

With quick hands and feet, Ren Changkong quickly untied the rope around his waist, threw it out, pressed Lu Xizhou's head with one hand, and straightened his waist forward, "This hurts!"

Lu Xizhou's face bumped into his underwear, including the bunch of strings inside the underwear!

This kid Lu Xizhou is really too stupid to realize that he has been tricked until now!

"It's fine if they play tricks on me, but you still play tricks on me!"

It wasn't burnt at all, how powerful is that stick of sandalwood incense? It was kicked away when Lu Xizhou staggered towards him and burned a hole in his trousers. A hole as big as a soybean bean, but Tai Muxiang had already broken and fell to the ground and died.The smoke rises little by little, which gives it a bit of burnt smell.

Wedding candles in the bridal chamber, I was delayed by these bastards for more than an hour. He has time to come here. The spring night is short, and it is a waste of time to take off his pants. Ask Ajia to help take off his pants. One step.

Ren Changkong took off his underwear and directly gagged his mouth. He still wanted to see him in a red bellyband and thought for a moment. He bent down and picked up Lu Xizhou who was about to run, beat him up and threw it on his shoulders. Let's go to the bridal chamber!

"Bastard, Ren Changkong, you help outsiders to bully me! Put me down, let me down!"

Lu Xizhou was so angry that he punched him on the back, this bastard can carry people, and the newlyweds can't be gentler.It's fine if you don't favor me, you're still with them!This group of helpers and abusers, you are all bullying!

Ren Changkong directly threw Lu Xizhou onto the big bed in the bedroom. Lu Xizhou flipped twice on the bed, his eyes turned red, and a bright red gauze skirt was thrown on him.

"How dare you! If you dare to let me wear it, I will let you kneel on the washboard!"

Lu Xizhou didn't expect that this bastard didn't just talk about it, but actually prepared it.