see where you fly

Lu Xizhou has a difficult task, he must rescue Ren Changkong as soon as possible.

"You bastards! Those who lack virtue! Those who have no comradeship! I'm bridal today, bridal chamber!"

Ren Changkong cursed loudly.

"I'm shouting, take off the stinky sock and stuff it in your mouth!"

The Minister of Logistics threatened Ren Changkong.

"Ajia, help me, if it's a little later, I'll be dead!"

Ren Changkong asked Lu Xizhou for help, we are legally married, you must save me.

Lu Xizhou kept silent, he was a little frightened.

As soon as he entered the house, Ren Changkong was thrown to the ground, frightened the boat so that he jumped three feet high, and clawed at the one who killed his stepfather.Being wrapped around his stomach and stuffing a small dried fish into his mouth, Chuan'er, who eats inside and out, was coaxed into obedience.

Ren Changkong didn't wait for a carp to stand upright, four or five people rushed up, and tied up Ren Changkong in a mess, and then someone raised a cross upstairs?

Shit, why is there a cross?Where did this thing come from!

It is the kind of palm-wide, palm-thick, pine boards, one is 1.5 meters long, and the other is two meters long.

Then he tied Ren Changkong to the cross, with his left and right hands stretched out, tied up, one piece around his upper body, and one piece around his waist. These are four pieces, one leg and one rope, and the other end of the rope is tied to the horizontal cross. I don't know what to use.Anyway, now Ren Changkong embraced the cross in a crucifixion posture.

The head of the logistics department sat down on the sofa in a dainty manner, and there were more than a dozen groomsmen standing around, all hugging their shoulders and smirking, pretending to be a bad guy!

The logistics minister tapped the coffee table.

"It's time for us to complain, sister-in-law, do you want to have a bridal chamber? Do you want to let him go? As long as you cooperate with us!"

Now who is making trouble with the bride, whoever is making trouble with the bride and bridesmaids is scum, and now who is making trouble with the groom, you have to be civilized and polite!

Lu Xizhou looked at Ren Changkong who was tied up in the crucifix pose, he knew that his self-awareness was weak, he probably didn't have the ability to fight twelve by himself, and he won!He's just empty, he's not fighting against Buddha!

When he hesitated, Ren Changkong called out.

"You must save me, I have already planned it, you have promised me, we will have a very different bridal chamber! A moment of spring night! Ajia!"

If Ren Changkong didn't shout, Lu Xizhou would still want to save him, but he reminded him by shouting.

Red bellyband, red skirt, what do you want to wear for yourself.

Ren Changkong's bad taste, said yesterday!

Lu Xizhou got up to leave.

"You guys play, he does as you like!"

It's better to tie him up, it won't be bad, because although these comrades tied him up, they put towels on the wrists and ankles to reduce friction.It's not a good thing to bundle up for a night.Besides, he's in good health now.If you save him tonight, you will probably be forced to wear a red bellyband. You will not die as a dead fellow Taoist, you have worked hard!Goodbye to you.

"Hey, hey, why don't you play your cards according to the routine!"

The head of logistics thought that Lu Xizhou would risk everything for Ren Changkong. That was the case before, and he could give up his life. Why now he just leaves!

The comrades laughed like crazy, Team Ren, your wife doesn't want you anymore!The first night of the wedding, you still don't cry bitterly!

"Ah! Why don't you save me? I'm your dear husband! Ajia!"

It's over, this prodigal daughter-in-law, each of them will fly away at the imminent disaster!You are too unkind on the first night of the wedding night!

"Incense!"

At the order of the Minister of Logistics, someone lit a stick of sandalwood incense and inserted it into a small flowerpot.

"Sister-in-law, do you know why there are two ropes on Brigade Ren's feet? As long as you answer a wrong question, we will pull the rope, and he will start splitting, and then put the incense burner under his crotch, you answer If you make one mistake, move the censer a little further, if all six ways are wrong, then there will be one more incense point on the chirp, and his legs will also be split at 180 degrees. He will change from the crucifixion to a large font, Especially those two legs that split the big fork."

Some people went to demonstrate. One person pulled the rope on one side. Ren Changkong's leg was the leg of a marionette. He opened it, closed it, opened it again, and then the incense burner was raised up. Little by little, it stopped at the crotch.

"Ah, bastard, the bird's egg has become a baked egg!"

Ren Changkong cursed, straightened his waist and shrunk his buttocks, trying to avoid the sandalwood incense barbecue, if he poked it, the bird eggs would turn yellow!Then there is no way to bridal chamber!

The groomsmen were laughing all over the place, and finally had a chance to bully Ren Changkong!

"He has six straps tied on his body. As long as you complete or answer six questions and answer one correctly, you will loosen one strap for him! How about it!"

The Minister of Logistics is bad, there is no one worse than him.

"Aja, help!"

All Ren Changkong's hopes rest on Lu Xizhou!

"Brother-in-law, the neighbor lives in the neighborhood. I introduced your wife. If you torment me so much, aren't you afraid that I'll punish you when you get married?"

Lu Xizhou isn't a good person either, so he's full of bad things.

"Our airline has a lot of stewardesses, and the bridesmaid group will be huge by then. If you blindfold your eyes and find your wife among the many bridesmaids, you can only find your wife by touching the bridesmaids' hair one by one. At that time, you will not be able to find other stewardesses. , if my sister doesn't catch you, your face will be full of flowers, and your marriage will fail. How dare I do it!"

Who is the logistics minister, can he be frightened?

"It's okay, I'll ask the technical department to figure out a way to put a small magnetic disk on your sister, and I also wear one on my body, and get close to the two magnetic disks to resonate. I will be able to find my wife!"

Lu Xizhou slapped the table, gnashing his teeth.

"you win!"

Who told him to have so many tricks, there's nothing he can do!

"Six questions, hurry up!"

"Tell me how many scars there are on Brigade Ren's body?"

"28, no, 29!"

Lu Xizhou opened his mouth and came.

First Captain Xue Ying refused.

"28, we have worked together for so many years, we all know he was injured, and I know where the scars were left! There are only 28, of which 27 were injured during the mission, and one was shaved by myself!"

Regardless of Ren Changkong's high level and good treatment, but in the Snow Eagle Brigade, he became one with the soldiers, how close they are, they often take a bath together, who doesn't know who.That's why Ren Changkong has many scars. Veteran Snow Eagle players know that Lu Xizhou snorted, hugged his shoulders and raised his chin.He wasn't jealous, but there was no one in the world who knew Ren Changkong better than him.

"My man, can I not know his body? How many times have I counted the scars one by one."

"It's 28. Really. Did we take a bath together?"

"It's better for you to take a bath together before we didn't know each other."

"It seems, it seems to be!"

Ever since the couple fell in love, the number of times Ren Daduan had fun with the people was rare.

"No. 20, the nine injuries are in the left thigh, I did it. I bit it hard, leaving two teeth marks."

Captain Xue Ying was dumbfounded for a moment.

There was silence in the living room.

"so shy!"

The rough-skinned Ren Changkong also knew what it means to be shy, and lowered his head to pretend to be a little wife.

In an instant, this group of people laughed so hard that they were rolling on the ground, oh, you two are so funny, one scratched each other's back like a flower, and the other scratched teeth marks in the thigh, how can your night life be like swords and swords?

Is it not grinding claws or practicing teeth?

"Untie the left hand!"

The head of logistics burst into tears, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath.

Ren Changkong shyly covered his face with his untied left hand, don't laugh, anything is possible when the two are together.Those of you who have never been married don’t understand!

"How many teeth does Ren Changkong have?"

"What's the question? Most of them are 28."

Dr. Sanliao thinks this is not a secret, basically there are 28 teeth.It is said that there should be 32, but many people cannot grow the last four teeth.

"No, he's 27 and a half years old, and his wisdom teeth came out last month. Only half of them came out."

Didn't those who got married last year have time to unplug it?Sometimes it hurts.

The first captain, who is not married, just refuted, no, 27, one of the back teeth fell out during the battle.

Seeing that he was about to open his mouth to speak, Lu Xizhou sighed and looked at the captain.You who are not married, why are you joining in the fun!

"He kisses me eight times a day, can I not know?"

The first captain was hit, I don't know, I have never been in love or married.I haven't even kissed on the mouth!

"You kid did it on purpose. What you're asking about is the intimacy of the couple. Which side are you from?"

The captain of the Southwest Falcon Team pushed away the head of logistics, and even made a plan to play tricks on Ren Changkong, which freed his hands.

The captain is the captain, very talented.

Take out a box of cherries from the refrigerator. The cherries can be as big as a one-dollar coin. They are purple and purple, delicious and juicy, with long stems.

The captain is bad, he took the cherry for a spin.

"Go, you two can tie this cherry stem in a way that you can't use your hands but only your mouth!"

Yo!

These villains swiped in the same movement and took out their mobile phones. They wanted to take a picture of tongue kissing!Then spread it everywhere!

"I'll come, I will, I will, I kiss my Ajia several times a day, my tongue is so dexterous, the kind that can kiss me to death! Ajia, bring me here!"

Ren Changkong finally found something he could do. In order to get down early and drive away these bastards, he dared to do anything.Lu Xizhou nodded to the captain, for the sake of your teaching me to fight, bear with it!But don't get married, I'll take care of you when you get married!

He walked over with a big cherry in his hand, biting the flesh of the cherry with his teeth, Ren Changkong broke the stem of the cherry with one bite.

so sweet.

Lu Xizhou rolled his tongue and ate the pulp of the peach. He hadn't swallowed the pulp yet, Ren Changkong snorted at him, but Lu Xizhou reached out to pick it up, and the cherry stalk was knotted.