One mountain contains two tigers

Lian Yi often makes Qiu Sihu exclaim that you are so awesome, my daughter-in-law.

At the end of the year, Qiu Sihu had a lot of entertainment, he drank at noon and at night, Lian Yi helped the drunk cat to bed for three days in a row.Qiu Sihu didn't make a fuss after drinking too much, but the next day he had a headache and felt nauseous, as if he was pregnant and wanted to vomit.Lian Yi's heart aches when she sees Qiu Sihu who is taking painkillers.

I sent Qiu Sihu to work, anyway, he was fine at home on vacation, so I just stayed by Qiu Sihu's side, rubbed his head, squeezed his shoulders, and ran errands.

He was thinking of asking the secretary to bring him lunch, eat some for Qiu Sihu to take a nap, but he regained his energy, and the secretary came in to report.

"Mr. Qiu, the tax bureau's guests have arrived."

Qiu Sihu nodded.

"Let the financial director follow me to socialize."

The secretary went out, Lian Yi stopped him.

"You still go."

"I can't go. This is a government agency, and it's related to the tax situation for a year. I'm fine. I'll take the hangover medicine in advance, so I won't be so drunk."

"Then I will accompany you."

"You don't know what they are going to do."

"I'm going to drink them to death"

Let you drink my lords, drink to death, you are talking.

"Daughter-in-law, don't go, what are you going to do if you get drunk again, it's just a matter of these few days, I don't need to send you out."

Lian Yi didn't listen to him, opened the drawer and took out the hangover medicine, took it first, and then asked the secretary to go to the supermarket to buy pure milk and honey.

He drank two bags of milk with honey in one go.Another piece of cream cake was eaten.wipe your mouth and go

Qiu Sihu knew that his daughter-in-law could drink, but this kind of entertainment should not drag her down.

Lian Yi didn't care about this, when she arrived at the restaurant, she saw a dozen people from the tax bureau, the local tax bureau and the national tax bureau.

"Who is this…"

"President Qiu's personal assistant, President Qiu has not been in good health these past few days. He had a cold and took cephalosporins, so he can't drink alcohol. I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany you all. Let me accompany you."

Lian Yi took the first step to stop Qiu Sihu's words.

If you eat cephalosporins, you cannot drink liquor, and sudden death will occur.If you don't know what cephalosporin is, just remember that you can't drink alcohol after taking cold medicine.

Qiu Sihu can't drink here anymore, the personal assistant said to accompany the drink, so let's come

Qiu Sihu was in charge of chatting and exchanging feelings with them. When the feelings were in place, when raising a glass to drink, Lian Yi, who was silent on the side, raised Qiu Sihu's glass and drank.

It doesn't matter if you have one or two or three liang, just drink it.

Baliang Baijiu Lianyi blushed and was not out of breath.

After weighing two catties, Lian Yi went to the toilet once and came back to continue.

It was a catty and a half, and there were not many sober ones on the table, so Lian Yi picked up the wine glass and toasted one by one

The last round drank them all down.

Lian Yi poured three cups at the head of the tax office, and snored while hugging the legs of the table under the table. Lian Yi hiccupped.

Chou Sihu was lying, staring at his wife's belly as if she was pregnant with his cub.So precious and so loving.

"Daughter-in-law, you have a drunk belly."

"Erguotou, I'm bored with two bottles, so I'm not getting anywhere. Didn't I say playing cards? Let's go."

"

After finishing the entertainment at the tax bureau, he didn't get dizzy, he didn't feel dizzy, he didn't feel dizzy when he walked, and his body temperature didn't even rise, so he dragged Qiu Sihu to the next entertainment, playing cards.

Qiu Sihu's luck is not very good. He loses eight times out of ten times. At noon, he accompanied the client of the tax bureau, but he didn't accompany him. In the afternoon, he made an appointment to play poker together. The game was quite big, one or two thousand, playing mahjong straightened If you can lose a lot of money once, money, that's money, it's not from a strong wind, Lian Yi is also a Pixiu, who doesn't feel bad when they lose a lot of their own money, they can go with this money I have eaten hundreds of yuan a catty of seafood on vacation in Hainan.

He drank the wine for a long time at noon, two or three hours, and Lian Yi didn't drink too fast. This little wine didn't seem to affect him at all.

After entering the private club, the clients knew Lian Yi, and they made a fuss about Qiu Ruhu. They came out to play cards and brought their wife with them. You two are too affectionate.

Qiu Sihu and the waiter ordered a glass of watermelon juice with a lot of honey, and asked Lian Yi to drink it.Sit on the side.

"My daughter-in-law went to drink with me at noon. I know what you are talking about in the afternoon. I want to come and accompany you. No, let's play cards together. My daughter-in-law drank a bit too much. Don't collude with me to make my daughter-in-law lose money." He beat me up again when he lost his eyes, and next year I will increase the price by [-]%, and see if you cry or not."

"Just play, it can make my sister-in-law unhappy. Don't worry, I will definitely let my sister-in-law, we can't bully people who drink too much when he drinks too much."

"It's not sure who will let who, come on."

Lian Yi drank the watermelon juice, walked over with a smile, sat down by the automatic mahjong machine, stretched out her hand, and Qiu Sihu took the money.The index finger and middle finger made a yes gesture, Qiu Sihu automatically lit the cigarette and put it on Lian Yi's finger, Lian Yi cleared her throat, Qiu Sihu hurried outside to order tea.

"Mr. Lian, Mr. Qiu really understands what you need. He knows what you need without saying a word or looking at him."

"This is a couple."

Lian Yi smiled, after being married for so long, Qiu Sihu knew exactly what he needed.Qiu Sihu brought refreshments and a pot of hot tea, and saw that the money in front of Lian Yi had increased by three cents

one.

It took only ten minutes to go out, and Lian Yi won

You're lucky.

Sitting next to Lianyi, he took out the grapefruit and began to peel it, and then peeled off the outer skin on the pulp after peeling, so that all the seeds and skin were gone. This time, he almost sent one piece to Lianyi's mouth with a fork.Lian Yi bit her head sideways, took out a piece of [-] yuan, pushed it away,

Qiu Sihu is happy, my daughter-in-law is really lucky today.I got my money back

"Grapefruit is a bit bitter."

“Have some cherries to eat”

Lian Yi hummed, and Qiu Sihu brought over a large plate of cherries, all of which were one yuan

A coin the size of a coin was brought to Lian Yi's mouth, Lian Yi ate it, Qiu Sihu's hand was placed next to Lian Yi's mouth, Lian Yi was concentrating on playing cards, and took advantage of the opportunity to spit the core on Qiu Sihu. Tiger's hand.

"Bullshit."

A plate of big cherries was not finished, Lian Yi went berserk again.

Lian Yi played cards until dark, and ate a plate of cherries, half a grapefruit, an orange and a few pieces of watermelon.

At the beginning, she was a little modest, thinking that Lian Yi drank a lot, and she must have no count in the game of cards. If she is lucky, it doesn't mean she doesn't play cards randomly. If the alcohol is strong, she will definitely lose.

But Lian Yi became more and more energetic as he played more and more. He didn't feel drunk at all. The more he played, the more shrewd he became. Just say, blah, blah, blah blah

They've been spending money and money and money.In the end, he became serious, and played cards with Lian Yi with all his strength, but Lian Yi still messed up again and again.

2 yuan of principal, win back 12 yuan.

Only his family won, and the other three lost.

Who gave way, ah, drank a catty and a half of baijiu and won tens of thousands, and would never play with Lianyi again next time, this is a rake for grabbing money.Just go to his house to grab money

It's three o'clock when playing cards, and four hours after seven o'clock, the three players will lose

Losing everything in his pocket, Lian Yi made a lot of money, and pushed all the money he won back to Qiu Sihu.

"One year's fruit money."

Qiu Sihu's jaw almost dropped to the ground, he knew that Lian Yi could drink, but he didn't know that Lian Yi could win money.

Lian Yi stretched.

"I'm sober, what's on tonight?"

Is playing cards a way to sober up? Is there anyone in your family who sobers up?

"You are too good at mahjong"

"No, I'm not very good at playing mahjong. If it's Pai Gow Fighting the Landlords, I'm quite good at it. Why don't we fight the Landlords?"

"We don't have any money anymore, we don't play anymore"

Show Lian Yi the wallet, he really has no money.

Lian Yi cut, stood up and moved her arms and legs.

"I invite you to eat and drink."

He could win for an entire afternoon after drinking a catty and a half of liquor, who would dare to drink with him again, Qiu Sihu apologized and returned the money Lian Yi had won to the three of them.

"Sorry, my daughter-in-law is too good"

"Mr. Qiu, you are really married to a treasure. With such a daughter-in-law, why worry that you will not make a fortune."

"That's what I thought too. Just such a good daughter-in-law married me. You say that you are annoying, that you can catch bad people and fight crimes, and that your fists are first-rate.

It is said that if you can drink and win money, the key is good luck and smart people.My wife is so awesome.

"

Qiu Sihu was flustered, and got three small eyes of envy and hatred.

This is not a big deal, after accompanying the client and drinking some sober wine, Lian Yi and Qiu Sihu took a walk to let off the smell of alcohol, and caught a thief by the way, the thief ran fast, even

Yi used the speed of a trapeze man to chase after him, begging for mercy when the thief ran away, brother, please forgive me, I really can't run anymore.

Qiu Sihu's eyeballs were rounded.

None of this is a big deal. After arriving home, Lian Yi is watching TV while playing Rubik's Cube, occasionally looking down, most of her attention is on the TV, her little hands are moving so fast, so and so, one per minute Rubik's Cube, all in place.

While Qiu Sihu was looking at the budget, Lian Yi was a little sleepy, so he leaned on Qiu Sihu's shoulder and glanced at the budget.

"Then the decimal point is wrong."

Just glanced at it, after such a reminder, Qiu Sihu really saw that the decimal point was wrong.

Qiu Sihu shook his daughter-in-law's head, snoring vigorously.

"Daughter-in-law, what did you eat to grow up? I was so surprised today."

"It's no surprise. I've always been able to drink. I drank a lot of milk before drinking, which can speed up the conversion of alcohol and protect the gastric mucosa. Playing cards is also simple. The facial features of those people are very easy to distinguish. I caught a good pair of cards. They are very excited about the cards, and you can tell what cards they have in their hands by the expression on their faces. How can I train others if I can’t catch up with a thief.”

isn't he always like this

"Daughter-in-law, I love you more than yesterday"

"If you stay with me for a long time, you will know more advantages of me, and you will love me more."

"Now I love you very, very, very much."

"The big cat who loves me so much, can the two of us sleep? I'm so trapped."

"Hold and hold"

"carrying"

He jumped on Qiu Sihu's back and went back to sleep with his back on his back.Qiu Sihu looked at Lian Yi's sleeping face, he really didn't love enough, surprises kept coming, and he loved him twice as much.