One mountain contains two tigers

Qiu Sihu's hand is very skillful, and the cross-stitching is very beautiful.

Before getting married, he embroidered a picture of a tiger for Lian Yi, and when he got married, he embroidered a big red wedding mat to sit under his buttocks.I don't count sewing buttons, I can also sew quilt covers and trousers

Young, full-blooded, newlyweds, little ones, when the wife is at home, I'm sorry for the burning years if I don't have passion.

It’s inevitable when you’re excited, just push your daughter-in-law on the sofa, and the button of the shirt is too in the way, if you don’t have time to untie it and want to kiss your daughter-in-law’s body, then tear it up wildly

When tearing, it is very wild, very domineering, very evil and crazy, grabbing the hem of the shirt and then tearing it apart.Then paste the peeled skin next to the skin, and the meat next to the meat.

Afterwards, I was worried.Damn, sewing buttons is really not a human job.

No one is a prodigal man. How much money do you make to wear a piece of clothes?Not to mention that Lian Yi's shirts are all issued by the army, there are only a few of them a year, and I can't throw any of them away.

Take the shirt home when the buttons are off, and his mother can do the needlework.I took two shirts to my mother every few days, and sent two shirts every few days. Even the wife was very surprised and asked the two of them, what happened to the two of you, why did the buttons fall off so easily? I'm here to tell you don't fight, don't fight, the couple who get married fight every day like you.

Lian Yi has a thin skin, she can't say that your daughter-in-law and your son are passionate, so they should tear it apart.

There is no good excuse to cover up the matter of sewing buttons satisfactorily.

The arduous task of sewing buttons fell on Qiu Sihu.In Lianyi's words, don't you know how to do cross stitch? Sewing buttons must be easy for you.Wife use your ingenuity.

Qiu Sihu is really stupid sometimes, where do you rip off the buttons, and where do you sew them on, isn’t that all right? This buddy can sew this row of buttons into wavy lines, like dog teeth, uneven.

Lian Yi was in a hurry to put on her shirt, and couldn't button it.The button on the chest is sewn near the left breast, and it needs to be buttoned obliquely. Can it be buttoned?

Qiu Sihu had no choice but to cut off the button and sew it up again.The more Lian Yi hurried away, the slower he moved, why, Lian Yi was wearing a shirt, and Qiu Sihu was afraid that a needle would be poked into his wife's flesh.

Their family's regular program is that Qiu Sihu sits on a chair, Lian Yi straddles his lap, the couple face each other very close, sewing buttons.

Because this way Lianyi can tell him exactly where the next button is sewn.

Chou Sihu sews buttons seriously, Lian Yi plays with his head, touches his ears, squeezes his chin and leans in to kiss him.You see me laugh and I see you happy.

It's only the two of them who can make love from sewing buttons.

Qiu Sihu was afraid that the buttons would not be sewn firmly, so he used a thread as thick as the sole of the shoe to sew the buttons, not to mention tearing off the buttons, the buttons would not come off when the clothes were torn.

Yes, the button couldn't be torn off, it became torn.But if you pull it hard, the door will break when you knock it.Qiu Sihu was worried, what a deal, there are very few buttons for sale now.There are no supermarkets, unless you go to the farmer’s market or a 70-year-old grandmother who sells needles and brains

have to sell.

There are really no transparent or white buttons. If I can’t find them, I sew buttons of other colors. Lianyi once put on a grass-green shirt. There are a row of colorful buttons, which look pretty, pink ones. , red ones, green ones, and a bright yellow one. If I remember correctly, this bright yellow button was buttoned from the eyeball of a kitten pendant on the door.

He turned his head and saw that it was not a good thing. The palm-sized kitten plush pendant was missing an eye, and it was on his shirt.

Can I wear this shirt? I unbutton the military uniform outside to reveal the colorful buttons. If you can’t laugh, you can laugh.

Tell Qiu Sihu in a negotiating posture, your uncle is tearing my shirt, I will break the zipper of your trousers, and let you open the front door to go out to negotiate with foreign businessmen.

Qiu Sihu let out an oh, in fact, no one can control this, when feelings come, it is impossible to predict what will happen.

How about saying that our Qiu Sihu is smart, so he told the secretary like a thief, go online and buy me a box of buttons, shirt buttons.

He has experience in sewing buttons. He is not afraid of sewing buttons, but he is afraid of not having buttons. Now that there are buttons, what are you afraid of? Tear shirts and buttons. thing.

The buttons can be sewn, isn't their quilt cover easier?

Who doesn’t prepare some quilt covers? Qiu Sihu’s family has more than ten sets, change them every week

Once, sometimes several times a week, sometimes twice a night, the sweat and body fluids stained the quilt cover and pillow when he was passionate, and he would change the quilt cover when Lian Yi went to take a bath.It depends on when Lian Yi will be home and how many days she will be home.

Some mothers thought the colors were good when they were shopping and bought them for them, while Qiu Sihu bought them himself.

Some quilt covers are very suitable, and they still have zippers. Just put the quilt in and zip the zipper.Some need to be sewn on, which is more troublesome.Another thing is that the quilt is a bit small after buying a big one. You need to fold the quilt cover in and sew it up a little so that the quilt will not be messed up.

run.

When Lian Yi came home from get off work, she saw that the sofas in the living room had been moved away, their quilts were spread all over the living room, and Qiu Sihu was half buried in the quilt covers, with his buttocks and thighs exposed. "Daughter-in-law, you are home. Wash your hands and serve the food. I will have it in a while.

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Qiu Sihu's voice was muffled, coming from under the quilt cover.

Lian Yi squatted on the ground feeling strange.

"What are you doing?"

"Sewing the quilt cover, it was torn apart last time, and it didn't look good when sewn from the outside, so I had to hide it from the inside and sew it up. I thought that the quilt cover was already inside, and it would be too troublesome for me to turn the quilt cover over and sew it. Get in and sew, it's as big as a palm, and it'll be sewed up in a while."

"Then I'll take a shower first."

Lian Yi felt that she couldn't get it done in half an hour, so she went to take a bath first.

Qiu Sihu thought to sew it up quickly, and the daughter-in-law would eat after taking a shower, so don't starve the daughter-in-law.

But the quilt was spread, and the quilt cover was more than two meters long. It was a bit difficult for him to get half of his body inside. He had to sew it and pull the thread, so he could just get in with his whole body.

He got into the quilt cover, sat cross-legged, with the quilt on his buttocks, his head against the quilt cover, holding up the two sides of the torn quilt cover, and he sewed it very tightly. Twist, um, no problem, he sewed it firmly, even if he was doing something like smashing a cannon, his wife wouldn't tear it apart too hard.

The drill has been drilled in, so check and check, maybe other places are torn, check and check, there is really a hole.

Qiu Sihu sewed it up again.

Lian Yi came out wiping her hair and saw squirming under the quilt.

"Daughter-in-law, I can't get out. Where is the opening of the quilt cover? Find it quickly and rescue me. I'm about to suffocate to death."

Qiu Sihu rummaged around inside but couldn’t find the exit of the quilt cover. He couldn’t find it even though he was sweating all over. Where did the exit he got in go? Why can’t he get out?

Lian Yi also searched together, and when she found it, Qiu Sihu sewed it up.

This silly big cat sewing quilt cover can sew himself into the quilt, what a talent.

Cut it open with scissors, Qiu Sihu quickly exposed his head, oh my god, I'm suffocating

fast.

"Why did you sew yourself under the quilt?"

"I sewed up a hole when I saw it, who knew it was the exit." "You are really skillful."

Seriously a prodigal silly bitch.

If sewing the quilt is skillful, then Qiu Sihu must have been a Sichuan embroiderer in his previous life.

Daughter.

Lian Yi practiced a lot, and his trousers were often torn. There was a pair of camouflage trousers that were worn for a long time, and his movements became a little rough, and his knees were torn. Lian Yi wanted to throw it away. He had a lot of camouflage uniforms. Qiu Sihu thought Unfortunately, I'll sew it up for you.

Yes, our Qiu Damao lives like this, is such a good wife and mother, and knows how to live like this.

Can negotiate tens of millions of business, can take up needle and thread to sew trousers.

The action is fast, and it will be sewn up in a few brushes.I also use the embroidery method of cross-stitch, and the X-shape is stitched like this.

Lian Yi didn't care, took it to the army dormitory, and prepared to wear it when she was on duty and it was too late to go home to change.

When he finally wore it, he couldn't stretch his legs in.One leg can go in, but the other leg can't go in, it's strange, take it off to have a look.

Well, Qiu Big Mao sewed the front and back of the trousers together.Originally, there was a ten-centimeter cut in the knee, and the trouser leg was directly sewn to death.

The slit was closed, and the back of the trousers was sewn.

Don't talk about tearing, let alone cutting, the sewing is so strong that the thread won't break if the pants are torn.

Lian Yi was so worried, hey, what can I do, marrying a silly big cat as a wife will at least make money, let's put aside the ingenuity, don't you love it to death.

Qiu Sihu doesn't think so, he is dexterous, I am very dexterous, I can sew buttons, quilt covers and pants for my wife.

I bought a super complex and super difficult cross stitch to take home.

Qingming Shanghe Picture, yes, is such a difficult cross-stitch.This guy bought it home

Lian Yi is watching TV, he is doing cross-stitch.

Lian Yi was taking a lunch break, and he was doing cross-stitch embroidery.

Lian Yi looked at the appalling cross-stitching, and felt that he had to stop it. If this continued, a good traditional Chinese painting would make him pimple.

"Go and see if the contract is bad, what's the difference with cross-stitching?"

"As a birthday present for you, I spent a year embroidering a picture of the Qingming Festival, and I can give it to you next year. I am making use of my strengths."

Lian Yi doesn't want it at all, okay?

"Big cat, I want you as a birthday present. Can you stay with me for three days?"

"Okay, just like a honeymoon, just draw the curtains at home and love each other"

This is absolutely fine.

Since the daughter-in-law wants this gift, there is no need for cross-stitching, just throw it away.Let's talk about it next year.How about giving his wife a pair of soles next year?

Xinkeng, let me stand aside and ask for a collection