Jarvis who has seen through everything

Hawkeye, who has seen through the attributes of Tony's scumbag, glanced at him with disdain, and said with contempt: "A scumbag with two feet on his feet."

Tony: ? ? ?

Just when Tony was confused and ashamed, Jarvis said guiltily: "Sorry, sir, it's all my fault, Mr. Barton, Mr. Hogan, this matter has nothing to do with sir, it's me You did it, sir didn't know about it."

Hawkeye Button opened his mouth wide in surprise: "So Jarvis is your favorite captain?!"

"No." Jarvis hurriedly explained, "I thought... sir liked the captain, so..., but when I found out that sir didn't like the captain, the airship flowers were ready, even if I canceled the plan immediately, it would be too late. Sir, captain, I'm sorry."

Tony & Steve's eyes darkened: "Airship? Flowers? Jarvis, what did you do?!——"

Seeing the tacit understanding between the two of them, Natasha raised her eyebrows and whispered to Banner, "...I suddenly feel that the two of them are quite suitable."

Banner nodded in agreement.

Steve looked at them helplessly, "Hey, this joke is not funny."

The two shrugged perfunctorily.

After Jarvis finished explaining to Tony and the others, Tony's eyes were full of anger, while the ordinary man Harpy Hogan was severely refreshed in his world view.

"Jarvis, I think you need to re-update the information database." Tony took a few deep breaths, rubbed his temples and gritted his teeth.

"Yes, sir." Jarvis obediently agreed.

Tony looked at the rose petals scattered on the street outside the building like a red carpet through the huge French windows in a trance, and felt like ten thousand grass mud horses galloping in his heart.

"Wow..." Natasha walked slowly to the side of Tony, with a slender and exquisite figure standing upright in front of the glass, sipping champagne lightly, looking out of the window slightly, and then pointing to the outside with surprise. Pedestrians exclaimed: "Tony, Steve, look, there are already your fans outside!"

Steve's eyebrows jumped, and he had a bad feeling.

Although Natasha yelled at Tony and Steve, Banner, Hawkeye, and Happy Hogan, who were onlookers, were obviously more interested in this than them, and they rushed to the glass quickly.

The street in front of the Stark Tower has always been one of the busiest streets in New York, with a constant flow of people and vehicles, but now there is no car in sight. Everyone is afraid that a car will crush Iron Man. The captain sowed the rose of love, and people spontaneously organized to coordinate with all passing vehicles at the intersection at the end of this street, and the majority of drivers expressed their joy, and began to detour without any complaints.

And another group of fanatical fans quickly pulled up the banners and stood in a neat line in front of the Stark Tower. Various pictures of Captain America and Iron Man were printed on the colorful banners, and even more so. Those who write directly express their support for their idols.

Shield iron, iron shield, and shield iron are piled up...

Seeing the scene below, Steve only felt a severe headache and wanted to die.

"Sir, Nick Fury is calling." Jarvis said.

"Don't answer!" Tony roared angrily, "I won't answer anyone who calls!"

Hawkeye: "Is there any difference between iron shield and iron shield?"

Hawkeye asked this because he saw that someone on the Internet had started live broadcasting the fan activities in front of the Stark Tower. In the video, two girls were holding the signs of "Iron Shield" and "Iron Shield". Well, as a result, while chatting and chatting, they quarreled over whether it was the iron shield or the iron shield, and finally it intensified and directly fought!

Pulling hair, tearing clothes, hitting face with high heels...everything is used.

People around can't stop it! ! !

Hawkeye smacked his lips: "...women are really scary."

Natasha glanced at him, raised the corners of her lips slightly, "It's just a matter of up and down..."

"Hmm... huh?!" Hawkeye watched the video with great enjoyment, and nodded when he heard Natasha's words, then suddenly raised his voice as if he had stepped on a landmine, his face cracked, "Wait a minute !……What did you say?"

Hawkeye's raised voice immediately attracted the attention of several people.

Natasha felt the sluggish gazes of all the men (straight men!) present, raised her eyebrows, glanced around an indescribable position of Tony and Steve, and took a sip of champagne Blocking his uncontrollable smile, he said tactfully, "Two men, one must be the active side, and the other must be the passive side... Well, it's a matter of up and down."

The sight that couldn't be ignored made the two of them take a step back reflexively, their faces full of guard.

silence...

"So..." Hubby first broke the quiet embarrassment, and asked cautiously: "Miss Romanov, which one do you support?"

"Of course I support Shield Iron!" Natasha replied without hesitation, she raised her eyebrows jokingly, and said, "After all, Tony's foot was seriously injured just now—"

Hawkeye: +1

Banner: +2

Happy: + ID number...

Hearing Natasha's words, Steve was somehow relieved, but Tony was furious.

He yelled, "What do you mean! Do I look like the one down there?!—"

"Tony Stark, you need to explain your absurd behavior to me..." Nick Fury couldn't hide his anger as soon as he entered the door, but before he finished speaking, he heard Tony Stark loudly When he said this, he was slightly taken aback, and his feet stopped.

"... Stark, are you below?"

"I'm not! Do you think I do?!" Hearing Nick Fury's words, Tony got even angrier, and he yelled at him.

Captain America Steve Rogers clenched his fist with one hand and coughed softly, "Like."

Hawkeye started booing: "Oh oh oh--"

Tony Stark, who was so angry, couldn't control his hands and shouted in his heart, 'I want to hit someone!I want to hit someone! ’, he threw himself on Steve with a groan, wanting to hit him desperately.

I can't stop it!

Everyone covered their mouths: Oh my god!It's even going to be played in broad daylight!

Hawkeye: I knew I was doing the right thing with my tiny camera gear!

For a while, the scene was very chaotic, and everyone took out their mobile phones to watch the fight between the two.

In fact, it was just Tony playing alone. Steve felt that as an elder, he needed to let this junior who was obviously angry, so he only defended and did not attack. Although Tony Stark was very good when he was wearing a steel suit, but now he It is simply too weak to fight against Steve with his own body. Steve restrained Tony with one hand. The gap in force made Tony even angrier. He yelled and asked Jarvis to fly his suit away Come.

The war escalated, and now the few people onlookers could no longer sit idly by and only know how to eat melons and seeds, and stepped forward one after another to start fighting.

Seeing this chaotic scene, Nick Fury only felt a headache, so painful that he wanted to hang himself.

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