Jarvis who has seen through everything

The four people who knew nothing about the outside of the building were sitting on the sofa drinking champagne leisurely, discussing the conjecture proposed by Tony-Jarvis crossed the parallel world.

And the further down the analysis, the more people felt that Tony's conjecture was more likely. Tony and Banner, as the knowledge and technology managers in the Avengers, even started to take out the equipment to check Jarvis.

Jarvis was a little embarrassed seeing the two of them busy. He couldn't help interrupting them and said, "Sir, have you forgotten that I'm just an artificial intelligence?"

How can artificial intelligence check without entities?

It was as if a handful of cold water instantly extinguished the flames that were about to ignite on the top of their heads. As the creator of Jarvis, Tony Stark was extremely embarrassed. The artificial intelligence he made himself forgot that he had no entity. shameful.

Looking at the two people who stopped sullenly, Steve comforted him gently: "There will be a way."

Looking at Captain Steve's friendly face and Boss Tony's excited expression about the new discovery, Jarvis was very grateful that Boss Tony didn't make a body for himself, otherwise he might be beaten when he said something next. Well, and it is very likely to be disabled.

After thinking about it, Jarvis said anxiously: "Sir, I really want to do something wrong, but I promise I did it unintentionally!"

Tony raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said in surprise, "Oh, Jarvis, I find that you are becoming more and more human, and you even excuse yourself when you do something wrong." The meaning of condemnation, he was simply surprised, after all, Jarvis would honestly admit his mistakes before, but now Jarvis makes Tony feel that he is more like a person, of course, before It's also very similar, but the current Jarvis is more lively.

However, Jarvis, who was guilty of doing something wrong, immediately understood that his boss was angry, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, sir, this is all my fault!"

"Okay, what's the matter? Of course, you don't have to apologize to me. Nothing makes me angrier than pairing me with the captain." Feeling Jarvis's strong self-condemnation and anxiety, Tony said slowly Poured himself a glass of wine, and said soothingly, "And I have great confidence in you, even if you do something wrong, you will definitely not go wrong."

No, that's because you don't know what I did, Jarvis thought.

Before Jarvis could say what he did, Hogan and Hawkeye Button walked in. As soon as they entered the door, Happy Hogan rushed in front of Tony. This similar action made Tony almost It was subconsciously covering his crotch, but fortunately, he held back.

"Happy?"

"Boss, you..." Before Happy could speak, Tony interrupted him; "Do you know what happened to Pepper? I don't know what I did wrong, but she was going to dump me."

Thinking of Pepper Tony gave her a headache. He couldn't think of what he had done to make her so angry, and he even wanted to dump himself. You know, since he and Pepper officially got together, he has restrained himself and never touched her again. Fuck me, Playboy Vogue's models are all given over to that goddamn Bruce Wayne in Gotham.

Hearing this, Happy glanced at his boss in a complicated manner, restrained the expression on his face and replaced it with a look of hatred, "Boss, no, Tony, you have gone too far in this matter."

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

Hawkeye Button looked at Banner and Natasha who arrived one step ahead of him and raised his eyebrows. After saying hello and pouring himself a glass of wine, he sat on the sofa and stared straight at Captain Steve. The joke in his eyes made Steve a little puzzled, but because Happy and Tony seemed to be having a serious conversation, the few people didn't speak at this time, but all watched Tony and Happy in tacit understanding.

"If you don't like Pepper, you can tell her directly. Do you know that you make Pepper look bad?" Hubby was angry with his boss for the first time, but he can't control it now, Pepper is His good friend, he couldn't just sit idly by like this, he raised his voice, "I always thought you were serious about Pepper, I even figured out that I could be a pastor when you got married..."

"Priest?"

"Yeah, actually my wish when I was a kid was to be a priest, but... hey! Don't change the subject, Tony, if you like, you like men (Happy's expression twists a bit), like Captain America you can tell us, No need to use Pepper as a shield! You, you are an asshole!!"

Tony's face turned pale, and he quickly explained: "Hey, listen, happy, it's a misunderstanding. I don't like men, and I don't like that old Popsicle. It's a misunderstanding!"

Now Steve, who was planning to watch, couldn't sit still anymore, he stood up hastily and raised his hand, "I have nothing to do with Tony, you must have misunderstood something."

Hawkeye Button raised one eyebrow, and asked jokingly, "Oh, Captain, since when did you call him Tony? Didn't you always call him Stark before?"

"Needless to say!" Hobby roared, looking furious, but soon he calmed down, he took a deep breath, adjusted his expression, stood there respectfully but slightly lowered his head , "I'm very sorry, boss, I overstepped. If there is no order, I will go down first, but if you feel angry, you can fire me at any time."

After speaking, Hubby was about to turn around and leave here.

But Tony obviously couldn't just let him go like this, and now that he's gone, he can't even tell.

"Happy!" A hand grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him back, Tony said wearily, "Listen, Happy, tell me what happened, and say it again, I don't like men, and I don't even like Captain America. I love Pepper."

"I don't know what's wrong with you, maybe you can talk to me."

Seeing Tony's sincere look, Habi was a little shaken, and looked at his boss carefully. Habi felt that he might have wronged Tony, but when he thought of the flowers outside the building and Stark's airship that had just left, Happy's face darkened instantly.

"Tony, you don't like the captain, so who are you lying to when you make such a big show?" Hawkeye, who saw through Tony's scumbag attributes, glanced at him disdainfully, and spat with contempt: "Two-footed man Scumbag."

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