Jarvis who has seen through everything

Some time ago, Jarvis accidentally entered a magical website - Station B.

At that time, he was just very 'simple' and wanted to find some more cult CP materials on the Internet to relieve his boring time. As a result, he clicked into Station B with a trembling hand, and opened the door to a new world...

There is endless power hidden under the pink skin, and countless videos are beckoning to him, unparalleled, wonderful, and dazzling.

Soon, Jarvis unlocked an amazing skill-editing ghost and animal videos.

Then at this time, his old opponent hacker K from the parallel world came to the door.

What a coincidence, Emma, ​​I just gave you a gift and you can practice my new skills by the way!

Therefore, what Jarvis gave him was not just a simple recording video of spicy eyes, but also an edited version of ghost animal video!

But these hackers K do not know.

So he copied the video and gave it to the Red Skull...

Red Skull and Baron Zemo sat around the round table, facing the computer screen, watching it begin to play the so-called "SSS Class Secret Video!" " video.

At the beginning of the screen, it was pitch black, but there were faint voices of two people sounding indistinctly, the voices were soft and not too soft, and then the hacker K turned the voice to the maximum under the signal of the red skull.

"Let go!" Suddenly, a roar sounded, the sound was so loud that it scared the few people present.

At this time, the picture finally lit up. It was a long corridor covered with a red carpet. On the walls on both sides, there was a warm orange lamp hanging every one meter. At the end of the corridor was a military uniform. The Red Skull is sprinting forward.

The Red Skull in front of the video turned cold. He didn't know when this video was made and how it was taken by the Avengers.

The Red Skull who came out of the shadows showed an angry face. He clenched his fists and frowned tightly. He seemed to be on the verge of fury. At this moment, a person came after him and grabbed the Red Skull's hand.

But before the man showed his face, the screen turned and disappeared.

Baron Zemo in front of the video looked at Red Skull, who frowned and stared at the screen.

When the screen reappeared, there was a burst of magical background music...

"Don't think I didn't see,

You sneaked off to meet her again,

don't ask me for an opinion,

There is clearly a ghost in your eyes..."

Accompanied by the fast-paced female voice, the red skull in the picture keeps repeating the picture of throwing off the hand of Crossbones.

"What's the matter, my eldest lady..."

The music is still going on, and the picture turns into a crossbones constantly explaining something to the Red Skull, and the Red Skull looks like 'you scumbag, I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen', with background music, There is no sense of violation and.

"I just went for a cup of coffee,

nonsense,

He didn't answer the phone and put on a bad face,

see your performance……"

Hacker K: ...What the hell is this? !

As the video played, Red Skull's complexion became worse and worse, and hacker K wanted to run away with the computer more and more.

But the video continues.

At this time, the background music had finished playing, and before hacker K could breathe a sigh of relief, the original soundtrack of the video sounded.

In the video, Crossbones in a black combat uniform kept reaching out to the Red Skull, and was then beaten back by the opponent. He explained helplessly, "I really have nothing to do with him, obviously you put him under my hands. "

"Are you putting the blame on me?!" Red Skull raised his eyebrows (without eyebrows) and said sharply.

"No." Crossbones quickly explained, "I just want to say that I really have nothing to do with him."

The Red Skull suddenly roared, "It's okay, you take him to dinner, what obligation do you have to take him to dinner during the mission!?——"

"That's why he wanted to go in because he was hungry. I can't help it. You know, the Winter Soldier can hardly understand human language, especially when he's hungry." Crossbones tried to explain, but the Red Skull obviously didn't Believe his bullshit.

"Shut your mouth! You're a scumbag who plays tricks everywhere!—" Hearing the Red Skull roar, he raised his hand and slapped Crossbones across the face.

Crossbones was beaten to the side of his head, he licked the corner of his mouth, and simply didn't do anything else, he stepped forward and put the Red Skull on his shoulder.

(… Baron Zemo thought he saw a fake red skull and crossbones.)

The leader of Hydra, who was thrown onto his shoulders by the crossbones at a disagreement, was stunned for a second, and then struggled violently. He kept screaming and shouting: "Put me down! You idiot!—"

Facing Red Skull's fierce resistance, Crossbones calmly and slowly raised his hand, and then lightly patted Red Skull's buttocks.

'Snapped'

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

I saw that the picture in the video began to repeat again and again, repeating the action of crossbones slapping the red skull's buttocks, once, once, again...

'啪', '啪', '啪'...

Red Skull in the video: "...FU, CK!"

Red Skull outside the video: "...FU, CK!"

Hearing a simultaneous roar from both inside and outside the video, the Red Skull in front of the screen couldn't bear it any longer. He slapped the table and stood up. He quickly drew a gun from his waist, raised his hand to load it, and aimed at the computer screen.

'Boom!Boom!Boom! -"

Just listen to a few consecutive gunshots, and then look at the screen,

Unscathed.

This is embarrassing...

Watching this scene, hacker K swallowed, raised his hand tremblingly, and said cautiously: "...Well, that computer is... bulletproof..."

Stared at by the big boss, Hacker K's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally became as quiet as a mosquito humming.

At this moment, the picture on the screen changed again.

At this time, Crossbones had resisted the Red Skull and walked to a large ornately decorated room, which was filled with all kinds of indescribable props, hacker K's face paled a bit.

I saw Crossbones striding forward, walking straight towards the big round bed with a diameter of three meters in the center of the room, and then directly threw the Red Skull onto it.

The Red Skull who fell on the bed reflexively wanted to get up, but before he could move, he was crushed under the pressure of the crossbones bullying him.

Crossbones put one arm around Red Skull's waist, put the other hand beside Red Skull's face, gently rubbed the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and said in a hoarse voice: "If you don't believe me, just try it yourself and you'll know? Um?……"

The tail tune rose ambiguously, and in conjunction with the momentarily strong arm around the waist, the Red Skull shuddered uncontrollably.

"...You, get out of here!" He threatened.

"I don't." Crossbones resolutely refused, and even slipped his hands into his clothes.

(Attention! A close-up is given here!)

He said: "Not only do I not want to get out, I also want to... come in."

After finishing speaking, he saw one of his subordinates exerting force, only to hear the Red Skull gasp, and the screen began to flash overwhelmingly:

'Hahaha Red Skull brand panting! '

'Mom asked me why I laughed like a dog 2333'

"Xiao Honghong turned out to be the one below hahahahaha——"

'I'll take care of this panting'

'I will take care of this delicate panting +1'

'I will take care of this delicate panting +10086'

……

Then the video ends.

... At this time, the Red Skull outside the video has given up using the gun, and he directly smashed it!

Crackling!Ding dong clang!

Innocent computers were smashed to pieces and stomped on by angry Red Skulls.

It's too awful.

Baron Zemo raised his eyebrows as he watched the Red Skull angrily smashing the computer, then turned his head slightly to hacker K.

The hacker K immediately trembled, and rushed out in a scramble.

Hacker K: I don't know anything, I didn't discover any huge secrets, don't kill me QAQ...

Seeing hacker K crawling out almost crying, Baron Zemo looked away, looked at Red Skull, and asked, "So... that's why you're going to save him?"

"No! It's not me!" Red Skull roared, and he slammed his fist on the table frantically to vent his anger, "That's not me at all! It's all fake!—"

Baron Zemo smiled and nodded, "Well, it's fake."

"..." Red Skull stared at him, "You don't believe me!"

Baron Zemo waved his hand with a perfunctory attitude, "No way, I trust you the most."

Red Skull: "..."

Baron Zemo: "Well, by the way, have you used all the props in that room?"

Red Skull: "..."

Baron Zemo: "Hey, I can't see that you have a strong taste hahahaha——"

"FU, CK!——" Red Skull flipped the table over, "You idiot! I told you it wasn't me!"

Baron Zemo looked at his crazy behavior, and generously expressed his understanding. After all, such a big secret was picked up by someone, and his mood was almost understandable~

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ——

And the Red Skull turned out to be the one below hahahahaha! ——

"That's all fake! I've never done these things! This is framing! It's framing!" In a rage, Red Skull kicked the office door, his eyes turned scarlet instantly, and he Gritting his teeth, he said, "The Avengers..."

Baron Zemo looked at the imposing Red Skull, sat on the swivel chair, crossed his hands, and asked with a very shameless smile, "So you still have to save Crossbones?"

"...Save." Red Skull was silent for a few seconds. He squeezed his fist and said, "This video is a trap, so we must rescue it."

Baron Zemo whistled, "You are right, I decided to agree with your proposal."

Red Skull: "..."

Suddenly, there was an embarrassing silence.

Ten seconds later...

Baron Zemo finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahahahahaha!——"

The author has something to say: bgm: vixen

It is better to eat with this music~

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The mines of the little crab crab angels, huh~