Jarvis who has seen through everything

"Honey!--"

Seeing Deadpool cheering, he rushed towards them, frightened Thor with sharp eyesight and quick hands, and hit Deadpool with a hammer on the face.

'bang! '

Deadpool was thrown out in an arc.

Jarvis stared at Deadpool with wide eyes, unable to believe what he saw.

pill!

Deadpool, who was thrown out by the hammer, lay on the floor, covering his face with his hands, "Hey... the world is wrong again."

Steve said that his eyes were staring at him just after being hit, and he moved forward quickly, directly pressing him to the ground, face down.

"Ummmm... face! Brother's face!" Deadpool kept twisting, "Don't move brother's face!"

Tony frowned while watching, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you?"

"He's Deadpool." Jarvis replied one step ahead. Hearing his words, everyone in the living room looked at him. Jarvis glanced at someone and said, "I knew him before, um , I don’t think he has any malicious intentions, Captain, you should let him go.”

After hearing what he said, Steve paused, let go of his hands, and stood aside, but it was still evident from his posture that he had not let go of his guard.

Jarvis explained: "His belt can travel through parallel worlds. He probably didn't come here on purpose."

"You know brother!" Deadpool, who had recovered his freedom, immediately jumped up alive. He rushed to Jarvis and said, "But I don't know you. Who are you? Why haven't I met you? Why don't I know?" Stan Lee gave you a part?"

Jarvis has long been used to the other party's nonsense, but he still has a headache for the other party's appearance, "I'm Jarvis."

"Jarvis!" Deadpool covered his mouth in shock, "That smart butler, wait, you know me." Deadpool squinted his eyes and asked, "Which Jarvis are you?"

Jarvis smiled slightly, "That's the Jarvis you know."

"F*ck, shit, shit!" Deadpool rushed to Spider-Man in horror after hearing this, and the latter ran away with a face full of surprise and disgust.

Deadpool: "You you you you you! You are the one..."

Jarvis nodded, "Yes, I am."

Deadpool looked like he was about to pass out.

But he still kept a bit of sanity, he dragged his hurt and fragmented heart, and walked step by step...

Bruce Banner!

"Little Lulu..." Deadpool cried out and threw himself on Dr. Banner's body, "I miss you so much!"

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Banner stood on the spot with stiff hands and feet, crying in the arms of this strange man in red tights.

The others looked at them with complicated faces.

Tony raised his eyebrows with difficulty, "Small, Lulu?"

Deadpool sniffled, "Well, my little Lulu."

"Wait, wait," Banner tried hard to pull the other person off his body, but Deadpool held him tightly and did not let go, "Did you recognize the wrong person? I don't know you at all."

"What?!——" Deadpool screamed at him, "Do you want to deny your account after eating?! Do you think brother is the kind of person who can be fooled casually?!"

Bannermon forced his face: "What? What did I eat?!"

Tony looked at them meaningfully, "Oh... I didn't expect you to be so good, Bruce."

Jarvis sighed, "Deadpool, you know he doesn't know you, and he's not the Dr. Banner you know at all."

Hearing what Jarvis said, Deadpool paused, and then he simply jumped off Banner and muttered, "Yes, yes, I know, you don't need to remind me."

"What do you mean?" Tony looked at Jarvis, "What are you talking about?"

Jarvis looked at Deadpool, and then explained to everyone: "Deadpool is another person from a parallel world. He and, um, Dr. Banner are a pair, but because of the instability of his belt, he often Unsuspectingly crossing into other worlds, he has been to my original world, so I know these things."

Hawkeye looked at Deadpool, then at Banner, then at Deadpool, then at Banner, and finally couldn't help exclaiming, "You two are a couple?!"

Natasha, who had just entered the door, heard this sentence as soon as she entered the door. She asked curiously, "Who is a couple with whom?"

Hawkeye replied subconsciously: "Bruce and this new Deadpool." After speaking, he suddenly realized something was wrong and turned his head abruptly.

Natasha looked at the room with a complicated expression.

Deadpool also looked at her vigilantly. He moved towards Jarvis, and Tony frowned.

Deadpool pouted at Jarvis, "Is this world a green widow?"

Jarvis nodded, "Yes, Green Widow."

Deadpool looked like he was about to cry (not), he said: "I'm so sad qaq..."

Jarvis thought for a while, recalled Deadpool's peeing, and asked, "What do you think?"

Deadpool immediately retracted his expression, "Give me a copy of that video."

"Didn't you have it?" Jarvis looked at him in surprise, "I remember I gave it to you."

"...qaq is lost."

"..." Jarvis was silent, "Okay."

Tony squeezed over, "Copy what?"

"Video," Jarvis replied.

Tony narrowed his eyes, "Whose video?"

"Eh..." Jarvis carefully glanced at Dr. Banner who was trying to explain to Natasha on the other side, and said, "Dr. Banner and Deadpool."

Tony pursed his lips when he heard the words, "You haven't even shown me."

"Actually, I've already figured it out." Jarvis kept moving. He took out a micro USB flash drive from the drawer and inserted it into the computer. Then he looked up at Tony and said, "The good thing is indeed I want everyone to share, I will not hide those videos in the future, if there is a need, I will donate them!"

"Really?!" Tony looked at Jarvis in surprise, because he didn't expect this result.

Jarvis nodded, eyebrows curved, "Yes, it was Loki who inspired me."

With that said, he handed the copied USB flash drive to Deadpool.

Tony: "...I'll go to Crab Rocky in a while."

Here, Deadpool, who finally got the USB flash drive, jumped up from the look of being wronged just now, "Aha!"

All eyes were on him.

Banner: ...Although I don't know why, I always have a bad feeling.

Deadpool raised his hand and pointed at Banner, "You heartbreaker, one CP for one world! It's unforgivable!"

Jarvis: Pills!

After finishing speaking, Deadpool immediately put his hand into his crotch, digging, digging, digging...

Everyone: ... Nima hot eyes!

I saw him take out an apple for a while, a pistol for a while, and even an assault/front/gun!

After a while, he cheered, and finally took out something he wanted, and he said, "A projector!"

Hawkeye blinked, slid to Jarvis's side, and asked in a low voice, "What video did you copy to him just now?"

"..." Jarvis: Damn, I really don't want to answer this question.

Thankfully, before Jarvis could answer this question, Deadpool had already released the video, so everyone would know without him answering.

shit!

Yaoshou!

After seeing the green in the video clearly, Hawkeye's eyeballs almost popped out!

This TM taste is too heavy!

Banner's legs went limp, and he sat down on the ground.

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, "Na, Natasha, listen to my explanation..."

Natasha stared at the video dumbfounded, ignoring Banner's words.

Tony glanced at the video in amazement, then rubbed his eyes, which was too hot.

Steve, a virgin in his 90s, an innocent old Popsicle, Rogers didn't blush this time, he just turned pale, this, this is too heavy.

Bucky Xiaotong smacked his lips, young people nowadays, it's really exciting to play...

The simple Thor opened his mouth wide in astonishment, Queen Mother, is my brother taught to be bad like this? ? ?

In the video, on the edge of a desolate desert, Hulk, who has already exploded in his shirt, roared and chased a red figure, and that man was Deadpool.

"Don't chase me! You big man! Brother is straight, do you know what is straight?! Straight is labor and capital who like women! Women with big breasts and upturned buttocks!..." Deadpool muttered very cheaply, but The movements under his feet became faster and faster.

With a roar, Hulk grabbed a huge cactus by the roadside, pulled it up and threw it out, just hitting Deadpool's body, and Deadpool was smashed into the sand all at once.

Hulk jumps in there and literally scoops him out of the sand.

Then he grabbed the waistband of his trousers and pulled it off.

However, because it is tights, it is not a big problem even if there is no belt, but Deadpool still screamed in horror, "Oh! Let go of brother! Let go of brother!"

The voice was extremely frightening, and the state was horrible.

Tony Banner took a look: Seeing that you usually look like a dog, you have revealed your true nature after changing your body, and your taste is so bad.

However, Deadpool's screams didn't stop Hulk, he tore the opponent's tights as soon as he stretched out his thick green fingers.

A big opening was torn from the waist, exposing the bumpy skin inside.

Then I saw a weird smile on Hulk's face, and the corners of his lips curled up.

With a pull, immediately!

Just black screen!