Jarvis who has seen through everything

It can be seen that the video was shot secretly, and the camera is far away, but fortunately, the picture quality is clear, and everyone can tell at a glance that the person is Bruce Wayne.

The camera starts at an extremely extravagant dance party, where rich men and officials of the upper class walk among wine and female companions, and light dance music resounds in it.

Bruce Wayne conscientiously plays his playboy character, hugging left and right, surrounded by beautiful women.

With a slight shaking, the camera is zooming in, and then, just hear 'Boom! With a bang, there was a huge explosion at the entrance of the hall, and countless smoke and shattered stones fell on people. People screamed and fled in panic to the hall in the opposite direction.

"Oh~ my little cuties..." A strange voice sounded, he said in a sweet and cloying tone, and finally walked out from the thick dust, his face painted pale, scarlet and exaggerated Lips, that person is undoubtedly a clown!

Immediately, people let out more terrified screams.

"Wow..." He flicked the gun in his hand casually, and said with a horrified smile, "Relax, I don't want to hurt you."

"I just want Batman~giggle..."

At this time, looking for the Bruce Wayne in the camera can no longer be found. Instead, it is the Batman who fell from the sky when the clown's voice just fell.

He was wearing a tight black battle suit, with a hard black mask with two small kitten ears on his face, only his chin was exposed. He jumped in from the window and stood in front of the instinctively trembling crowd, standing opposite the clown .

The distance between the two was less than two meters. In this severe and dangerous situation, the two of them stared at each other without saying a word.

After a long time, the clown suddenly put away the casual smile on his face, turned around and ran away!The speed of the movement is simply jaw-dropping!

The enemy moved and I moved too, Batman quickly chased after them, and within a few breaths, the two disappeared from everyone's sight.

Seeing that the danger seemed to be gone, the innocent people who were gradually relaxing breathed a sigh of relief, and whoever it was, murmured softly: "Batman is still quite great..."

At this time, the great Batman had disappeared into the camera, and then the camera moved suddenly, and the picture in front of the camera began to move rapidly, and it could be guessed that they were chasing the pace of the two.

It took less than a minute for Batman and the Joker to appear in front of the camera again. It was an abandoned parking lot. At this time, Batman had subdued the Joker. He grabbed the Joker's hands and put his backhand against the corner , The clown's face was pressed against the wall by him.

The clown didn't seem to be able to resist, a big smile suddenly appeared on his face, which looked very weird on his pale face and vulgar red lips.

"Hmm... Finally willing to see me?" He said with a low smile, pushing his buttocks back and rubbing left and right.

That's where Batman's indescribable position rubs.

The stern atmosphere suddenly broke and became ambiguous.

Batman's already deep and hoarse voice became even deeper and hoarse in an instant, "You, you should stay in Arkham."

"To be honest, he's not a clown~" He pouted contrivedly, and then suddenly laughed, echoing in the empty and abandoned parking lot, making it even more weird.

"And I'm here to find you."

Batman was silent.

The clown who didn't get a response for a long time simply lowered his body and slid limply to the ground. Batman, who didn't check for a moment, subconsciously pulled him up, but the clown suddenly lifted him up and leaned against Batman's arms , the whole person is like being surrounded by Batman in his arms.

He turned his head and breathed out a breath of hot air towards Batman's neck, accompanied by a scent, and whispered in his ear: "Dark Knight..." At the same time, his hand slid down dishonestly...

Batman's eyes darkened.

Crack, the screen is black.

Two seconds later, the lens lights up again.

At this time, Batman was wearing his belt, and behind him was the clown lying on the ground, covering his face with one hand and making frightening laughter.

But at this moment, the gate of the parking lot was smashed open, and the rusty iron gate flew out and hit the ground. There was a glare of light outside the gate. His face made it impossible to see who he was.

But with just one glance, Batman recognized who that person was, and the time spent together day and night has already deeply remembered every detail of the other person in his mind.

pill!

Clark took a step forward, completely exposing himself to the sight. He looked at the two men in disheveled clothes with bloodshot eyes, clenched his fists, and his arms were stretched with veins.

"Clark, I..." Batman couldn't help taking a step forward, wanting to explain, but the other party didn't intend to give him a chance at all, turned around suddenly, and flew away.

And Batman didn't have time to take care of the clown, so he hurriedly chased after him with an anxious face.

After a long time, the clown who was lying on the ground stood up unsteadily, and walked straight towards the camera. With a chuckle, he stretched out his hand...

The video ends.

Jarvis: "I got it by hacking into the Joker's database."

Tony, who watched the whole video dumbfounded, slammed the table and yelled, "Why is there a section missing?!—"

"That's it!" Hawkeye admired Jarvis's collection of classics in his heart, it was really exciting, and he echoed Tony's dissatisfaction and yelled, "Bad review! Bad review! The video is incomplete! How to say black screen is black screen!"

Jarvis smiled seriously, "We are a serious fanfiction, and we will never involve any illegal content. It is not easy for the little fairy to type a lot every day, and I don't want to be harmonized."

Then he turned to look at Steve, "Captain, you are right."

Steve, innocent and good man, still straight for the time being, Captain America Rogers, the original world view suddenly collapsed, and the whole person seemed to step into a new world, and he nodded in a trance when he heard Jarvis talking to himself , "That's right."

Then Jarvis spread his hands: "And they didn't do anything."

Hawkeye couldn't believe it: "Liar! That Batman was still wearing a belt just now!"

"That doesn't mean anything." Jarvis explained with an innocent expression, "I can tell you for sure that they didn't hit third base."

Natasha squinted at him, "How do you know?"

"Because I saw it." Then Jarvis smiled slightly, "But I won't show it to you."

Angrily, Tony was about to stand up and beat him up, but fortunately he was stopped by the calm Steve.

Natasha and Helen were also filled with righteous indignation, but Helen was a little more reserved, so she didn't say how much she agreed with Tony, but Natasha expressed no fear, and she suggested: "You can secretly show us that part."

Jarvis shook his head cruelly, "No, the little fairy said, we must obey the law and never break the law."

Little Fairy: Hehehe, deeply hidden achievements and fame.

Tony looked at him sullenly, finally sighed in compromise, and said, "Okay, but you need to send this video to Bruce Wayne now—" Then he glared at Javie who was about to open his mouth to refuse Si quickly threatened: "If you don't send me, I won't have your son!"

Jarvis: ...how?It seems that I don't want to post anymore.

But under the power, Jarvis finally sent this deleted video to the richest man in Gotham.

……

Gotham.

Wayne Manor.

Ah Fu, the housekeeper who was helping his young master clean up the office, was thinking that Master Bruce had slept for half an hour longer than usual today, and turned around in a good mood, planning to go to the kitchen to bake some cookies and wait for the young master to come back to eat.

But at this moment, a window popped up on the computer screen on the desk, showing an anonymous file that had just been sent, and the name of the file was—shocked!Batman turned out to be such a person...

The face of the butler, Ah Fu, suddenly darkened.

This computer doesn't belong to Batman, it only belongs to Bruce Wayne. Now this situation makes him have to think more, he quickly called Bruce and told him to come back as soon as possible.

Bruce Wayne, who received an emergency call from the housekeeper Alfred, rejected the meeting at hand without hesitation, and rushed back to Wayne Manor without stopping.

Looking at the files that were still flashing on the screen, Bruce checked the firewall cautiously before clicking on it with a serious face.

Ah Fu who was standing beside him was also staring at the screen intently.

5 minutes later...

Butler Ah Fu: "...Master, you..."

Bruce Wayne stretched out Erkang's hand, "No, Ah Fu, you listen to my explanation!"

"Standing on two boats!"

"No, I didn't..."

"And it turned out to be a clown and a superman!!!"

The author has something to say: Jarvis's appearance is just the same as Nini's eyes, and everything else is different. Jarvis is taller, thinner, and whiter than him, and his face and temperament are different. The most important thing is She's prettier than him, that's all.