Disqualification on earth x2

On the bench in the park, Osamu Dazai, Hanae, and Nakahara were also sitting side by side.

Chuya's ice cream javelin was so accurate that Osamu Dazai seemed to have ice cream on his bangs after dealing with it for a long time.

Wiping his bangs again, he fell silent while looking at the pink stains on his fingers, and slowly turned his gaze to the mirror lake where a few swans occasionally swam by in front of him.

Seeing this, Huajiang: "..."

She rummaged through her bag for a long time, and found baby wipes for children (of course, silver had thoughtfully prepared them), and took out several and handed them to Osamu Dazai, warning him with her eyes that he was not allowed to jump into the river.

Huajiang: The temperature difference is huge now, jump in and come out again, be careful of getting a fever and getting sick!

Osamu Dazai understood her eyes, touched his chin, and asked hesitantly, "...Could the cold also kill you?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard this sentence and said "ah?", and said to Osamu Dazai in disgust: "You are a waste of equipment with bandages, and you want to waste the country's medical resources? If you want to die, let me die farther away, and die at home is the best." good!"

Hua Jiang whispered: "But in that case, the aunt who cleans the room will be frightened."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Osamu Dazai let out a "poof".

Nakahara Chuya: "What are you laughing at! It's you bastard, what are you talking about in front of children!"

As Nakahara said, he punched Osamu Dazai on the back of the head, almost knocking him off the chair!

The corners of Dazai Zhiji's eyes twitched in pain, he slowly straightened up while rubbing the back of his head, and sneered mercilessly: "I'm obviously a short gangster violent man, don't you think it's funny to say that others have nothing to hide?"

Veins on Zhongyuan Zhongye's forehead popped up, his fists creaked, he couldn't hold it back for a long time, and cursed: "What are you talking about, Qingmao, who is looking for death every day! You are the shame of the world, traitor, gloomy guy !"

Upon hearing this, Osamu Dazai did not cooperate.

He hugged Hua Jiangyiti directly, facing Chuya Nakahara with two faces, one big and one small, Dazai Osamu smiled and said: "Ha, gloomy guy? Which one of us do you think it is?"

"A word of caution, think about it before you say it, my face is three-points like hers."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Osamu Dazai also smiled and said to Huajiang: "Come on, Huajiang, smile at your brother Chuya, he said you are gloomy."

Hua Jiang: "?" Don't think I can't hear it, he is obviously mocking you?

Childish, too childish.

The six-year-old Huajiang couldn't take it anymore.

She reached out and grabbed Chuuya's sleeve, trying to free him—

"Chuya, I'm out of ice cream."

Chuya who used ice cream as a weapon: "..."

He pressed his hat, obviously a little embarrassed, and told Huajiang to buy it later.But Huajiang looked at him, obviously wanting it very much now, Nakahara also hesitated, so he had to believe that Osamu Dazai might not have a conscience, and warned him: "I'll be right back, if I see you and dare to steal a child , or do something strange, I will send you to heaven!"

Osamu Dazai said distressedly: "Ah, death is very good. But if it was sent by Chuya, evil—no, I'll forget it if I live."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Huajiang shouted: "Ice cream, vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate!"

Nakahara also calmed down his emotions, he said to Osamu Dazai unhappy: "I almost forgot, I have something to do with you. She, I still don't know my ability, you explain it clearly to her!" After finishing speaking, Nakahara also turned around and said Walk.

After hearing the words, Osamu Dazai asked Hua Jiang: "Do you really not know your ability?"

Huajiang was at a loss: "Ability, what ability, do people like it?"

Osamu Dazai covered his lips and suppressed a smile: "Were you so immodest when you were young? I really can't tell."

Hua Jiang said, "How do you know that I am humble when I grow up? Maybe when I smile, I think of 'myson'?"

Dazai was silent.

He recalled the ever-present smile of 15-year-old Huajiang.She began to count how many "sons" she had scolded herself.

Xiao Huajiang didn't care about this, she pulled Dazai Osamu's hand to grab his attention, and asked, "Chuya asked you to explain to me, what ability, what special ability does this world and I have?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at her, regardless of whether she understood or not, he started directly from the war many years ago, and the situation of "supernatural powers" and "flames" that broke out in Europe and gradually appeared randomly all over the world is completely different. Said to Huajiang.

And explained the abilities of the two of them.

"It's still a little different." Osamu Dazai said, "My power can only eliminate supernatural powers. But you—it seems to be ineffective against all 'supernatural'."

"Alice is not some kind of physical existence as you think, she is the supernatural power of the leader. As I said just now, there are many kinds of supernatural powers—"

Huajiang already understood, she said: "Alice is the leader's humanoid ability, and the leader gave her the ability to think alone and an absolutely free personality."

After understanding this, Huajiang's complexion changed subtly, and she faintly realized something was wrong.

Although he is only six years old, Huajiang also knows that there has been no war in his world for a hundred years, let alone "supernatural wars" that will leave traces.Will society change so much in ten years, even history?

Obviously impossible.

The only explanation - this is not her world.

Six-year-old Huajiang began to realize that in the future, she would not run away from home, but live in another country.

She suddenly felt a little dazed.

Osamu Dazai noticed that her mood was wrong, frowned slightly, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong with you?"

Huajiang subconsciously said: "No, I just, just—"

Think your future self might be lonely?

She looked at Osamu Dazai, at those iris eyes.

Hua Jiang couldn't help laughing, she said: "Is it the future me who took the initiative to call your brother?"

Osamu Dazai rarely had inexplicable emotions. He didn't quite understand how a six-year-old girl could be depressed one moment and happy the next.

... Don't be sick, children are easy to get sick, right?

Osamu Dazai hesitated, and was just about to say: Don't eat your ice cream, give me whatever Chuya buys.

Hua Jiang looked at him, and suddenly said: "You have been deceived."

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

"How should I put it, I still know myself well. In the future, if I take the initiative to call you that, she must have had this idea a long time ago. You will understand when you spend more time with me. Impulsive things are impossible. It's only premeditated."

"Look at you, there are bandages all over your body, don't you be tricked by me in the future?" Huajiang is too obedient, "Although I shouldn't demolish myself, it doesn't mean that my conscience can't help it. Mom said that good children are not good. Can be deceiving."

"When I play pranks, I basically never fail. In the future, I will definitely be better at pranks."

She advised Osamu Dazai very sincerely: "Run away, don't recognize this younger sister. Just pretend you haven't seen her before."

Huajiang: Run, don't grab my ice cream!

Osamu Dazai looked at Huajiang, and couldn't help laughing even more.

He asked, "How do you know I don't know?"

"How do you know—" he prolonged his voice, "you in the future didn't do what I wanted based on what I knew?"

Little Huajiang: "?"

She: Am I not doing good deeds?Why do you suddenly dolls?

Osamu Dazai looked at Hanajiang in a daze, and laughed.

He held his chin and said, "Although you were cute when you were young, you should grow up quickly. It's more interesting to grow up."

Huajiang was a little unhappy: "It's not my decision to grow up, it's time that has the final say."

Just then, Chuya came back with three egg rolls.

He thought all three belonged to Huajiang, and said, "Eat a little of each, don't finish eating, be careful of stomach upset."

Huajiang took the vanilla first and gave it to Osamu Dazai.Then took their own strawberry flavor.

In the end, Nakaya kept the chocolate-flavored one in her hand, so she raised her head and said, "I won't get sick, I know self-discipline."

"Chuya, let's eat ice cream together. Look, there are swans in the river!"

Dazai didn't mind at all.

He took a bite of the ice cream, squinted at a group of animals passing by the lake, and said, "It must be the white goose."

Huajiang: "? Have you ever seen a white goose? It's a swan!"

Osamu Dazai said, "Really, I don't think so."

The two glanced at each other, and then at Chuya Zhongyuan.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat back on the chair with a blank expression, eating his own ice cream and said at the same time: "Don't think about it, I can't catch geese for you two!"

"This thing is too fierce, it will hurt people."

Huajiang asked subconsciously: "Is my brother's attack power not as good as a goose?"

Osamu Dazai: "What, isn't it because children can't hold it down?"

Hanae looked at Osamu Dazai.

She said faintly: "You obviously can't beat Zhongye. Also, I have Zhongye to protect me, swans can't hurt me."

Osamu Dazai: "...who the hell are you sister?"

Huajiang: "Let you run away."

Nakahara Chuya: "...?" What are the two of them talking about?

The park in the afternoon is peaceful and relaxing.

Even Zhongyuan Zhong seemed to be lazy in the sun.

For a moment, he didn't bother to think about the relationship between Osamu Dazai and the Hong Kong gangsters, he just thought, if the siblings continue to tease that wild cat with three flowers.When the cat waved its paw, would it catch Osamu Dazai or Osamu Dazai first.

"Chuya—!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head subconsciously, the cat jumped over his neck, ran into the woods and disappeared.

Chuya Nakahara: "?" Why was I the one who attacked me last?

Hua Jiang quickly dismissed the blame: "It's my brother who is so angry with the cat! He scolded the cat like a cat!"

Osamu Dazai: "? You caught it?"

Huajiang: "But I apologize, you didn't!"

Zhongya Zhongyuan: "???"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said: "...How old are you two?"

Osamu Dazai didn't feel ashamed: "Twenty."

Huajiang was more calm: "Six years old!"

Nakahara Chuya: Okay, you two are ruthless enough, let me lose it!

Six-year-olds are always prone to sleepiness.

At sunset, she lay on Nakahara Chuya's shoulder with half-closed eyes.Zhongyuan Zhong also asked her to sleep directly, but Hua Jiang said in a daze: "No, my brother is still thinking of stealing me. I will be cheated in my sleep."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Nakahara Chuya squinted at Osamu Dazai: "Ah, no. He didn't dare."

Osamu Dazai smiled: "?"

Nakahara Chuya went back with Huajiang in his arms. He was sure that Osamu Dazai was very cooperative and did not keep up, so he was relieved.After taking Huajiang home, seeing that she was really sleepy, he made something casually for her to eat, and then went to wash and sleep.

After Huajiang changed into the clothes Yin bought, she got into the bed in the guest room of Zhongye's house and fell asleep in a daze.

Knowing that this is not a gangster in Hong Kong, but Zhongye's home in the Central Plains, she should feel more at ease, and slept deeply until midnight when she suddenly heard the sound of stones hitting the window, and then opened her eyes in a daze.

Huajiang turned on the night light and listened carefully.

It's really the sound of stones hitting the window!

For a moment, Huajiang thought he had encountered a horror story, but even a horror story has a solution!

She searched by the bedside, but in the end she only found a small light pen, which was won in the silver lottery when she was shopping for clothes.

Demons and ghosts are afraid of light!

Hua Jiang held the small light pen and walked slowly towards the window.

The moment she was about to unleash her weapon—!

She saw a tiny duckbill in the window.

It is not right to say that it is a duckbill, like a goose, a big white goose.

The geese they saw in the park during the day.

Huajiang: "Huh?"

She couldn't help getting closer, and saw Osamu Dazai holding a white goose doll.

The young man under the moonlight looked handsome and affectionate. Holding up the big white goose, he knocked on the window twice with a beep.

Huajiang: "???"

She opened the window blankly and asked, "What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai said, "Come to give a gift."

He held up the big doll in his hand: "Well, I caught the goose here. Look at it more clearly. It's a white goose, not a swan."

Huajiang: "..." Just for a conclusion, it shouldn't be so hard!

She was shocked, but the doll of the big white goose is so cute, it looks very suitable as a backrest.

Huajiang is reluctant to part with this doll.

She stretched out her hand and quietly grabbed the doll from Osamu Dazai, hid it behind her and said, "Can't you knock on the door? Why did you knock on the window? And how do you know I'm sleeping here—forget it , pretend I didn't ask."

Osamu Dazai looked at her with a smile and said, "Isn't that the story of Romeo and Juliet?"

Hua Jiangdao: "The story of Romeo and Juliet is not like ours. They are hostile identities, not brother and sister. Tilbert and Juliet are brother and sister."

"Besides, according to that story." Hua Jiang said seriously, "You should send flowers."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips when he heard that, looked at Huajiang and said, "Sure enough, there is such a 'famous story'."

Huajiang: "?" I seem to have said something wrong?

Before Huajiang became alert, Osamu Dazai had already bent his lips and said: "Okay, the presents are over, I should go too." He was half teasing the child, half joking, "Does Juliet have a return gift for Tilbert? "

Huajiang: ...I really don't have one.

But is Huajiang the kind of person who will easily confuse reality?

Of course she is not!

Huajiang looked at the little light pen in her hand, and she gave it to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai looked at the light pen in his hand in a daze.

Xiao Huajiang coughed lightly, took the light from him, turned it on, and shone on the trees by the road.

The weather is getting warmer and the flowers and leaves on the trees are blooming.

The light pen illuminates the petals shining brightly.

Huajiang gave the pen to Osamu Dazai, and said with a guilty conscience: "Look, with this, you can see flowers when you walk at night?"

Osamu Dazai suppressed a smile, he frowned and said, "Really, but there is a moon today, so it doesn't seem so necessary."

Huajiang: "...why are you so sober?"

Osamu Dazai: "Is it too difficult to be confused?"

Huajiang thought about it, it seemed so.

She doesn't intend to return the dolls, everything is good in Zhongya's house, but there is not a single doll!

Huajiang racked his brains to think about what else he could give, and finally had an idea, and kissed Osamu Dazai quietly.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes slightly: "...?"

She said: "Thank you! You can exchange it with the grown-up me!"

Just as Hua Jiang finished speaking, there was a sudden knock on her door.

Zhongyuan Zhong also said a little confused outside the door: "Huajiang, are you up?"

Just as Hua Jiang was about to reply, there was a sudden noise outside the window, Zhongyuan Zhong also heard the noise and immediately opened the door——

Hua Jiang, who was wearing a nightgown, stood by the window alone, beside a goose doll that suddenly appeared, and the window was open.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also strode to the window, and saw the ladder erected by the window at a glance.

Nakahara Chuya: ... Osamu Dazai!

Huajiang felt guilty, and said: "I reminded you, my brother will come."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the ladder in the corner for a while.As Dazai Osamu's former partner, he knows what makes Dazai Osamu better than anyone else.This guy, as long as he wants to do, there is nothing he can't do!

Are you really going to take the child away?

No matter what it is for, Hong Kong gangsters can't lose another Dazai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought for a while, and said to Huajiang: "I won't sleep here anymore."

Huajiang: "? Then where to sleep?"

Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth: "Sleep over there! I want to see if Osamu Dazai can break into my house!"

Huajiang: ...Actually, I think he can if necessary.

But Huajiang didn't dare to say that, because Zhong also looked really angry.

She had no choice but to oh, and carrying the doll of the big white goose, she followed Chuuya to his room.

There doesn't seem to be anything special in his room, the only thing that is different from where Huajiang lives is that there is a wine cabinet in his room.

Seeing her looking at the wine cabinet, Zhong Yuan Zhong also reminded her: "Children can't drink alcohol."

Then he rearranged the bed and let Huajiang come to sleep.

Huajiang fell asleep obediently, looking at Zhongye who had dragged a chair and sat next to him, couldn't help but ask, "I sleep here, where does Zhongye sleep?"

Nakahara Chuya said nonsense, "Adults don't need to sleep."

Huajiang: "..."

She looked at Nakahara Chuya suspiciously.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no choice but to say: "I'm fine, you go to bed first."

Huajiang looked at him, and had no choice but to say seriously: "Mr. Nakahara, I am six years old. Strictly speaking, I am five years old. If you lie down next to you in tight clothes, others will only think you are my father, no will treat you as a bad guy."

"I can't sleep with you like this."

Nakahara Chuya: "..." But I know what you look like when you are 15 years old, and I can't lie down!

But Huajiang seemed to be serious, and Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't resist her, so he had to lie half down beside the bed with his clothes closed.He coaxed the child: "Okay, go to sleep."

Huajiang closed his eyes as promised.

After a moment she opened it again.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "?"

Huajiang was very embarrassed: "I'm not that tired anymore, I'm not sleepy."

Zhong Yuan frowned and said, "Children can't stay up late at night, they won't grow tall."

Huajiang looked at Zhongyuan Zhong and hesitated to speak.

After a while, she had no choice but to say, "Will there be lullabies, or bedtime stories?"

Chuya Nakahara: ...What is a bedtime story.Ah, what stories do I know?

...Violent intimidation must not work.

Let the subordinates buy some reading books tomorrow, but what about today?

He scratched his hair and struggled, "How do you sing a lullaby?"

Hua Jiang sat up from the bed, she cleared her throat and said, "It's super simple, I'll sing it to you!"

Slowly, she sang a lullaby to Chuya Nakahara.Zhong Yuanzhong is also very talented in this area. Huajiang can retell it in full after singing it once, and he can memorize all the simple lyrics after Huajiang sings it again.

He sang a lullaby to Huajiang.

Zhongye's voice was neither deep nor majestic, but even a little clear.A lullaby in his voice is like a famous jazz song on the list.

It's so nice, it's not like a lullaby at all.

Hua Jiang closed his eyes, and couldn't help saying in his heart.

——Then, she fell asleep in tenderness.