Disqualification on earth x2

Since Osamu Dazai defected, Chuya Nakahara has not actively dialed this number for almost two years.

Now, in order to let Huajiang understand his own strength as soon as possible, and to make his child's childhood more complete (Huajiang:?), Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the phone number of this number with an ugly face after struggling several times.

It's just that - what came from the phone was a notification that it couldn't be connected.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

There are many reasons why the phone cannot be connected, but there is only one that is most likely to come to mind in Zhongyuan.

——Osamu Dazai, don’t commit suicide by throwing your phone into the river again, right?

The experienced Zhong Yuanzhong also fell into a long silence, but Huajiang obviously misunderstood this silence.

Huajiang thought to himself: Ah, could it be that my cheap brother hung up on him?Is my partner going to lose face?

Even though she was only six years old, Hua Jiang knew that embarrassing others was not a popular behavior, so she made a rescue very considerately, grabbed Zhong Ye's arm and said, "Maybe his phone is broken?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the child in his arms.

The six-year-old Huajiang already looks a bit like Osamu Dazai.The amber color of her eyes was darker than when she grew up, and closer to Osamu Dazai's color.The originally straight hair was a little messy because of being hugged in his arms.She opened her eyes and looked at him nervously, as if she was afraid that he would abandon her.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of the 15-year-old Hua Jiang. She never seemed to have any problems that could not be solved, and she never really asked him for help.

He was obviously a partner, but he didn't seem to be of much help.

Now is the time to need help, right?

The blue eyes of the young man were as gentle as the sea. He looked at the time and said to the child in his arms, "Ah, a qualified partner should not let his partner down."

After making a decision, Chuya reached out and patted Hana Jiang on the head, hugged her with one hand, and started the motorcycle with the other——

Amidst the roar of the engine, Hua Jiang tightly grasped the young man's collar and dared not let go.

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a laugh, and joked: "Don't be afraid, I won't let you fall."

Huajiang hid, but still said: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid of falling!"

Obviously afraid.Zhong Yuan couldn't help laughing, and he didn't take his left hand back at all.

Seeing this, Huajiang didn't remind him that driving with one hand violated the traffic regulations, but just held onto his hand tightly.

In the wind, she heard Zhong Yuan, who was flamboyant, say: "Don't worry, I told you to see me, I will definitely let you see me!"

"This guy, based on what I know about him, should be around by now—!"

Hua Jiang heard: "...?" Based on my understanding of him, he should be nearby?

Little she was silent.

What's going on, the future me, your partner seems to have a deeper understanding with his former partner!

The same goes for your subordinate Akutagawa, he seems to respect and yearn for the previous one more than you!

Huajiang took on too much sorrow at a too young age.

She was hugged by Nakahara Nakaya, and the young man's brown windbreaker shielded her from all the wind and rain, so that she could keep her eyes open, and while looking at the young man's beautiful jawline, she thought to herself: This ex is really terrible.

The future me, don't worry, I'll meet this cheap brother for you for a while!

I will help you find out his truth!

Huajiang clenched his fist.

As a six-year-old child, in the original world, Hua Jiang, who was invincible in "pleasing people" because it was easy to see through other people's thoughts in the original world, was determined to conquer the mountain of his predecessor.

Huajiang: You must let your partner realize that although your ex was very good, your current partner is also very good!Even if the future me is not as good as my predecessor, the present me must be better than my predecessor!

I am the best kid!

Huajiang was full of confidence, and then was taken by Zhongyuan Zhongye to many places.

They went to the river first, and after confirming that there were no abnormal creatures in the river, they went to the fountain in the city center.

After making sure that there were no innocent people drowned in the fountain, they went to the beach, which is very suitable for destroying corpses, and finally even searched for the entrance that is most likely to cause a car accident.

Huajiang had no idea what Zhongyuan Zhong was looking for in these strange occasions until he ruled out a large number of places.

Nakahara Zhong also pressed his forehead with a headache, and finally decided on the next place.

"That's the only place."

Nakahara Chuya's facial expression: "If he committed suicide, that guy should prefer such a place."

Huajiang was at a loss: ...suicide?

Where is the right place to commit suicide, this park you ended up taking me to?

Yokohama's open parks are great places to relax and unwind.

There are man-made lakes in the park, and there are lush tall trees not far away.There are a lot of newcomers coming and going, because it is an open park, and occasionally there will be bicycles and fast skateboards passing by. If you are not careful when walking, you may be hit and injured.

Huajiang really didn't understand how such a beautiful park had something to do with suicide.

Besides, didn't they come to find her cheap brother? Doesn't her cheap brother like to commit suicide?

Huajiang made a question mark, and she felt that her head was not so good at processing information.

Nakahara Nakaya took her by the hand, and went to the artificial lake in the park to have a look, and successfully found Dazai Osamu's coat and the phone soaked in water from the worker who was in charge of cleaning up river garbage by the lake.

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw that the veins on the forehead of those two things were about to explode.

Huajiang reasonably suspected that if she hadn't been here, Zhongyuan Zhong also had an inexplicable principle of trying not to use violence in front of children, and he might have hammered the lake over.

Huajiang: That's fine, you've protected the municipal government, Huajiang.

Zhong Yuanzhong also eased his emotions. He seriously asked the staff if there were any living humanoid creatures in the lake.The staff member shook his head and said, "I only found these, of course there are no people. If someone pays back."

He disagreed: "We must save people first."

Zhongyuan Zhong also almost said "don't save".However, the lake in the park is not connected to the outside world. If Osamu Dazai was not salvaged from this lake, it can only mean that someone else has taken him away.

Missed it again?

——That mackerel, you can always see him when you don't want to see him, but you can't find him if you want to look for him!

—Damn it!

Zhong Yuanzhong also began to seriously consider whether beating her brother with a child on her back would affect her mental health.

It was Huajiang who noticed that his expression was too scary, and couldn't help but reached out and tugged at the hem of his clothes, pointing to the ice cream truck not far away and said, "Zhongye, I want ice cream. I want both chocolate and strawberries."

Nakahara Nakaya briefly escaped from the problem of finding "Osamu Dazai", and followed Huae's fingers to see the ice cream truck.

The weather is getting hotter, and it's hot in the afternoon, so the ice cream truck's business is very good.

Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed that the sun was a bit strong, and when Hua Jiang looked up at him, he couldn't help squinting his eyes.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said: "Go and wait under the tree, I will buy it for you."

It's true that it's a lot cooler in the woods, but it's not easy to see the ice cream truck over there.

Huajiang thought for a while, took out a black soft hat from the small bag he was carrying and put it on for himself, and said to Zhong, "Yin bought this for me! I'll just wear the hat!"

The small shape of the hat still looks a bit like the one Zhongyuan Zhong also wears.

In fact, it was precisely because of the resemblance that Yin bought it.

Silver: Even though he is getting smaller, Dazai-sama is still Chuya-sama’s partner. I think they wear the same choker, and I guess the clothes are similar.

In Hong Kong and Hei, everyone wore black and didn't realize it for a while.

After leaving Ganghei, Huajiang put on a hat for herself again, with the choker hanging loosely around her neck, Zhongyuan Zhong also realized that the dress Yin gave her was completely a small version of him.

Except she wears skirts.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

He simply went to see the ice cream truck, and found that there were a lot of people there, and it would take a while to wait in line, and the children probably wouldn't be able to stand there for that long.

Zhong also asked Huajiang to sit on a bench by the river, where he could just see it from the ice cream truck, and at the same time urged: "Chocolate and strawberries? I'll go buy them, don't wander around."

Huajiang nodded.

Sitting very well in the chair.

Zhongyuan Zhongye is still very relieved about Huajiang.

Compared to Alice and Q in Hong Kong and Hei, she doesn't look like a child who needs to be worried at all.

So Zhongyuanzhong also went with confidence and boldly.

Not long after he walked towards the ice cream truck, a shadow suddenly fell in front of Huajiang's eyes.

She looked up and saw a face that looked a bit like herself, but definitely not "brother".

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a shirt, looked at Huajiang sitting on the bench, and couldn't hold back the smile on the corner of his mouth.

He happily sat next to Huajiang, looked at her and said meaningfully: "When Tanizaki mentioned that Akutagawa brought a child, I was still wondering if it would be you—I didn't expect it was really you. "

"Vongola's bazooka failed on you?"

Huajiang stared at him with a vigilant expression.

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised when he saw this, and his smile deepened.

"Wow, are you five years old?"

Hua Jiang couldn't help but retorted: "It's almost six years old!"

Realizing that she had talked to her, she closed her mouth angrily, but she kept talking, so she simply looked at the young man who appeared suddenly, and asked softly: "Are you 'brother'? ?”

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile: "Well, does it count now?"

Hua Jiang said with a serious expression: "Zhong is also looking for you, saying that you can explain to me why I broke Alice but don't worry."

Osamu Dazai looked at her, and said in a drawn-out tone, "Ch—y—ah."

He looked at Huajiang, saw her hat and the big choker that was almost like a necklace, and said disgustedly: "Why does it look like Zhongye, the taste is so bad."

Wow, since the appearance of the six-year-old Huajiang, she has been keenly aware of the entire Hong Kong, only Zhongyuan Zhong is also a truly kind person!

He is also the only kind-hearted person she has seen so far who can protect her!

——This ex!

She puffed up her cheeks and said, "Don't speak the truth!"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "Well, you can't do it if you say no, why should I listen to you?"

Huajiang is very sensible: "If you say it again, I will yell!"

Osamu Dazai refused to give up an inch of ground: "Oh~, can you call Chuya here?"

Huajiang: "...I'm not Zhongye."

Osamu Dazai smiled: "?"

Huajiang stood up, she took a deep breath: "My name is 'pervert'!"

Osamu Dazai: "!"

Before Huajiang could shout, Osamu Dazai quickly pulled the child down and blocked her mouth.During Huajiang's struggle, he said half helplessly and half amusedly: "Wow, are you so cruel? You were acting coquettishly and calling your brother for help two days ago, but today you turn your face and deny anyone?"

"Isn't it too cruel for a girl to do this?"

Huajiang: "...?"

She stopped struggling, and after looking at Osamu Dazai uncertainly for a while, she whispered: "... Will the future me be taken care of by you?"

Osamu Dazai smiled deeply, and he was very sure: "Yes, otherwise why is it 'brother'."

"That's why you called me first."

Huajiang: "..." It's over, I thought my future self would not have a good relationship with my ex, so did we have a good relationship?

Huajiang was tangled up, and she identified it for a long time, but she couldn't see any sign that Osamu Dazai was lying.

Even the rhythm of his breathing has not changed.

Then, if what he said is true, isn't his original plan to "defeat his predecessor" unnecessary at all?

If the future she is simply working hand in hand with her ex... No, to put it another way, if they are really righteous brothers and sisters, how can they fight against their own people.

Huajiang thought about it carefully, and felt that making friends with his predecessor who betrayed the organization seemed to be something he could indeed do.

Huajiang hesitated.

Just at this moment, Nakahara Nakaya raised his eyes to see where she was, and she quickly reminded Osamu Dazai to lower his head to hide, and at the same time turned around to greet Nakahara Nakaya.

Seeing it was also relieved, and continued to line up, Hua Jiang said in a low voice: "Then, if we have a good relationship..."

Osamu Dazai smiled and waited for Huae's next sentence.

The little child reached out and grabbed his hand.

In the child's dark amber eyes were feelings softer than clouds.

She said: "You are so boring now, is it because the future 'I' is not here, no one will play with you?"

Dazai opened his eyes slightly.

He couldn't help laughing, and asked Huajiang: "Why do you think I'm bored?"

Huajiang hit the nail on the head: "Because you have come to play with children."

Osamu Dazai thought deeply: It seems that he still can't refute?

Hua Jiang looked at him and said softly, "There's nothing shameful about it. I'm bored too."

"But when I say it, my parents, brothers and sisters will only worry, so it's hard to say, I can only try to find something interesting for myself to do."

Osamu Dazai looked at her and asked, "Did you find anything interesting?"

Hua Jiang said: "I'm currently trying to make everyone have a good impression of me. This is quite challenging. Especially to make people who don't like you like you."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I can't do this. I like people who I don't like. Just thinking about it makes me sick."

"It's to make them like you." Huajiang glanced at Osamu Dazai, seeing his indifferent expression, and said again: "But it's really uncomfortable, and it's not difficult to do."

Make people who hate you like you.

It's not difficult.

Osamu Dazai looked at the six-year-old girl, and he thought of the 15-year-old Hanae.

The 15-year-old Huajiang has no habit of making people who don't like him like him, at least when facing him, this kid has no intention of leaving room for it.

Was it something that happened later that made her tired?

...doesn't look like much.

Osamu Dazai asked softly, "So, why are you happy?"

Huajiang: "? Because it's meaningless to be sad."

After she finished answering, she suddenly realized that Osamu Dazai probably wasn't asking her.

She looked at Osamu Dazai for a while, and asked, "Are you unhappy?"

Osamu Dazai asked, "Is there anything to be happy about in the world?"

"Yes." Huajiang replied decisively, "Didn't I tell you in the future? It shouldn't be."

She said: "When you open your eyes, you can see things you didn't see yesterday. Isn't it happy?"

Osamu Dazai asked calmly: "What if not. What if you have seen everything?"

"From the first moment I saw it, it was like yesterday's newspaper." He said casually, "Is this still interesting?"

Hua Jiang looked at him seriously and said, "When you saw me, did you think that I was really getting smaller or pretending to be smaller?"

Osamu Dazai was slightly surprised, he couldn't help laughing: "Well, I'm still guessing."

Hua Jiang said: "Look, it's not all newspapers. What's more, even if it's yesterday's newspaper, interesting things are still interesting."

"It's like now—" Huajiang looked at him and said, "You're thinking, this six-year-old really knows how to make up, should I poke her and bully her. Right?"

"I see through you, but I'm still cooperating with you." Hua Jiang nodded seriously, "So I can see interesting things, you can only see old newspapers."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He couldn't help squinting his eyes and said, "Really, then you are still afraid that I will expose what you are doing?"

"Ah, why is this person so smart and difficult to deal with? It's different from what I've seen before—" he performed exaggeratedly, "You think so, right?"

Huajiang: "...Are you going to play a mind-reading game with me? Let me tell you, since I can speak, I have never lost this game!"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and praised, "Everyone, each other."

Huajiang: "..."

She stared at Osamu Dazai, and suddenly said: "The sun is too hot!"

Osamu Dazai said without hesitation, "Ice cream."

Huajiang: "You nasty brat!"

Osamu Dazai: "Come quickly, Chuya."

Huajiang narrowed his eyes: "I want to go back."

Osamu Dazai smiled: "I want to hit me. Huh? I want to commit another crime."

Hua Jiang gritted his teeth: "Now you want to—"

Huajiang was stunned.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Why didn't you say anything?"

Huajiang's expression changed.

She turned her head and shouted, "Zhong—"

Osamu Dazai didn't give her a chance to speak.

He is tall, and it is easy to carry Huajiang.

"Capture—completed!" Osamu Dazai hugged Hana, as if he didn't notice her resistance at all, he smiled and said, "Well, it's rare to encounter such a rare scene, of course we should cherish it."

"Didn't Chuya bring you here to find my brother?"

Dazai had a very good reason, "So, I will take you—"

He didn't finish the rest of the sentence, and the ice cream flew in the sky!

It was obviously an ice cream cone, but when the owner threw it over with all his strength, it hit Osamu Dazai on the head like a javelin and knocked him down!

Before Huajiang fell off, she was caught by Zhong Yuan, who stepped on the bench first.

Zhong Yuanzhong also caught her with one hand, and clenched his fist into a fist with the other.

"Dazai—you bastard, you dare to steal a child!"

Dazai struggled a bit.

After a while, he reached out and wiped off the ice cream on his forehead, and faced Chuya Nakahara's accusation, he said innocently, "What, I don't understand."

"Isn't Chuya the one who snatched other people's sisters?"

"Ah, you still know me even though you've gotten smaller." Osamu Dazai condemned, "It really is the evil port mafia!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

He subconsciously became angry: "What, what, don't talk nonsense, it's obvious that you first—"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, and he spoke righteously: "Me first? Did I trick the child into joining the organization first, or did I dress up someone else's sister as my own? Chuya, although you have committed many crimes, I am still willing to go I believe you are still a good person deep down."

"Since you are a good person, don't hinder the reunion of other brothers and sisters."

"Come on, give her to me."

Chuya Nakahara: What you said seems to make sense.

He looked at the Huajiang River that he had caught.

Huajiang couldn't help but cover his face.

She couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Dazai Zhi: "Dazai Zhi, you have to show some face! You won't feel bad for lying to an honest man!"

Osamu Dazai: "Tsk."