I have been a fairy for so many years

"Um……"

"How about it?"

"Um…………"

"How is it?"

The Spring Festival couplets are rubbing hands, which reminds me of a certain kind of cutie who likes to rub hands.I raised my eyelids to look at him, the scholar's fair skin was swollen and red.

Ok……

I tapped my forehead with my folding fan, and the scholar's expression suddenly changed, he slammed the table and shouted: "Stop!"

I was taken aback.

Lu Sheng snatched my fan, my jade bone silk silk splash ink fan.I watched helplessly as he threw my fan far away, with incomparable precision, on top of Dongsan's tofu shop.

"You can't knock!" He said in great pain, "Yesterday I dreamed that I had a fortune-telling with the little half-immortal. Once you knock that fan, I will be defeated!"

I was also extremely distressed: "It doesn't matter to me that you are dreaming! Do you know how much this fan is worth!"

Lu Sheng was decisive, as proud as a crowing rooster: "Literati don't talk about money!"

I……

Wen Yi stood there and immediately said: "Don't be angry, young master! I'll take it down for you right away." Then he went to ask someone to borrow the ladder.

I watched the neighbors in the neighborhood crane their necks to watch the show, and my heart was full, but this scholar surnamed Lu was still very difficult.I kept asking if I could go to high school.If you dreamed of a Zhihu person in the middle of the night, you might be hit. Whoever made you dream blindly threw my fan away.Impatiently, I stopped drinking: "Shut up!"

Although I usually don't get angry very much, my voice is actually quite loud.With a loud clang, I was shocked.

Lu Sheng shut up.

The neighbors who talked a lot also shut up.

Wen Yi climbed on the ladder and looked at me pitifully.

"..." I waved my hand, "Go ahead and pick it up."

"Oh."

"Brother Lu, in my opinion, it is best for you to go to Beijing to catch the exam this time, alone, and read at night with the lamp on."

Lu Sheng excitedly said, "You can go to high school like this?"

In this way, you can touch the paper smoothly!

I read it earlier, this man Wenchang star is very dim, hard work can probably meet some Juren and the like, but he has no official appointment.But this must not be true. I was annoyed that he lost my fan regardless of the situation, and my tone was inevitably blunt: "Success or failure is not a matter of one action. I care about ten years of hardship. Brother Lu, hurry up and study your homework."

Lu Sheng let out an ah, a little dazed, sighed, and was about to leave.Go very fast.Afraid of missing something.

I called him coldly: "Wait."

He blinked at me: "What is it?"

What is it?

I was a little speechless, and nodded the table: "Remuneration."

Only then did he suddenly realize, with an innocent face: "I don't have any money."

"..."

If it weren't for the young master, I would have a pretty good temper.I endured it: "No money. I only take one thing from you."

for free.Lu Sheng was visibly happy.He said cheerfully, "Except for money, you can take whatever you fancy."

I can see that Wenchang's luck on his head has faded a bit.A person's luck is good or bad, sometimes it is his own doing.

"One point for your shrewdness."

Lu Sheng was stunned: "What is this?"

I said: "Brother Lu is good at calculating, but my younger brother is not talented. If you take a point to calculate, it has nothing to do with you."

Lu Sheng couldn't believe his ears. He looked around, but no one around him gave him any advice.He only heard that fortune-telling at Xiao Banxian's place, even though they don't take money, it is possible to get anything from a grain of rice to a drop of oil.But he didn't know that there was such a thing as savvy.

Could this little half-immortal be a fool?

But he immediately said: "Take it, take it as you like, you can take as much as you want." He was afraid that people would go back on his word.

I didn't need much, just called him over, took out a three-foot-long sleep stick from the basket, restrained myself and knocked lightly on his forehead, and said, "Okay."

Lu Sheng touched his head and repeated: "Okay?"

I hummed.If I say more, I am afraid that I will knock his little head off with a stick.Everyone sighed, and probably thought I was stupid.I pretended I didn't know anything, and let Lu Sheng leave happily.With a glance, the people around him lost their sense of humor.Wen Yi is still holding the fan.Throwing it a little far, he climbed cautiously.

I was just about to say forget it if you can’t get it, and change it at most.

I heard a voice say, "I'll come."

Then the neighbors in the neighborhood exclaimed, and the pile of people who had finally dispersed quickly gathered together again.The neck stretched longer and farther than before.

I:"……"

The person I hadn't seen for several days floated up, took the fan, floated down again, floated in front of me, and handed the fan to me, with eyes like water.It just looks better than before.

Also narrower.

"Here you are," he said.

Wen Yi even grabbed the roof and shouted: "Master, can I come down now!"

Of course you can come down.I feel very complicated.

the snake.

You really don't think of yourself as a human being!

I waved away a group of melon eaters, and I asked Xu Qing to sit beside me.Move the butt to the side a little bit to save some space for him. "I thought Brother Xu had left."

Instead of answering, he asked, "Don't you want me to come?"

I didn't answer the question instead: "Don't you think I'm a charlatan?"

Xu Qing hummed, looked at me, and stopped talking.

I'm still smart: "What?"

"I'm hungry."

He bit his lip and frowned, looking innocent and pitiful: "Shouldn't you close the stall?"

"..." I should treat you to dinner after closing the stall, does that mean?You're no better at cheating than me.

The big sunshade umbrella, the cold sweet tea, the handsome young man is really eye-catching.When the little wind blows, it should be perfect for talking about love, rolling up the quilt and covering it.

Anyway, it won't be like this now.

The young and handsome young master is holding a big basin and drinking the soup with his head buried in it.The basin is not empty, it should be full of wontons.Uncle Wang is freshly wrapped and should be sold for ten people.

Uncle Wang was dumbfounded, and asked me tremblingly, "Is everyone alright?"

I affirmed: "It's okay."

Judging from the gnawed chicken feet and eight sesame cakes, ten bowls of big wontons would be fine.

thump.

The basin was put down.The desktop trembled.

Uncle Wang and I straightened our necks involuntarily.

Xu Qing put down the bowl, and the three of us looked at each other for a moment, ah, then remembered something, took out a brocade handkerchief from his sleeve, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said modestly: "Thank you, old man." What I swallowed was not a large portion of wontons, but the most expensive dim sum in Hefangzhai.

The old man looked wonderful. "My lord, you are welcome," he said. "Not enough and more."

As he spoke, he lifted the curtain and went in as if his feet were vain.Before leaving, he still looked at me with disapproval, as if I had starved people for ten and a half months!

I:"……"

After Mr. Xu watched Uncle Wang off, he asked me with a puzzled face, "What's wrong with him?"

I am sincere: "I am scared by you."

The snake thought for a while: "...is it still useful if I spit out the wontons?"

"Wake up." My eyes were pitiful.

It is said that Xu Qing came to me because he was bored.

"I found that person."

"Is it the butcher?"

He was looking at me.

The obscenity made me very sensible: "Is it a wild man?"

"What do you mean by Mountain Man?"

"It's just to praise him for being very personable."

Xu Qing hummed, probably thinking that the word could still be used.It was indeed an unknown snake.The snake who came out of the village had a sad face: "He said that he is busy with exams recently and has no time to catch up with me."

Beauty gets melancholy, you know, it's hard to resist, especially for a good-hearted person like me.

take an exam?Could it be that he is a poor scholar?I put my hands around his back, and fanned him with hula-la, and the two strands of whiskers on his cheeks flew up, like the wings of a big moth.

Now I finished eating wontons with him, and I am squatting by the river, euphemistically called Xiaoshi.On the other side of the river, including this side, under the willow trees, there were many girls who secretly gave Sipa to the young master.

Xu Qing also lost one on his head, he looked up and threw it away cruelly.

Miss who wanted to be shy: "..."

I silently retracted the claw I wanted to pick up.

Sorry, I mistook you.

Gossip is human nature, so I asked, "Have you told him everything?"

Xu Qing said, "What did you say?"

nonsense.

"Tell me that you had a relationship with him in the previous life."

Xu Qing looked at me like he was looking at a fool: "Who said I fell in love with him in the previous life."

I think my expression at this moment can be called a fool, and I tried to dig out from my memory the feeling of disappointment that this brother said when he said he was looking for someone.

"He's just my benefactor." Xu Qing stroked the beard on his forehead, and frowned slightly.

I said blankly, "Could it have saved your life?"

"Yes." He looked indifferent, "Repaying kindness and repaying kindness, isn't that what you all write in your scriptures?"

"What did you say?"

He quickly changed his words: "I didn't say anything."

It turned out that it was not a debt of love, but a kindness.I tried my best to suppress the little joy in my heart.But, what about kindness, only love is left after repaying it, I have seen too many of this kind.Could this snake be free from vulgarity?I glanced sideways at his beautiful eyes like mist and water, and then he lowered his head and ate a mouthful of biscuits.

"..."

Oh, what am I thinking.This greedy snake.

"You must repay your kindness." If you don't repay, you can only pay for your life.Xu Qing wiped the crumbs off his lips. The brother next to him didn't speak for a long time, his expression was gloomy, and he didn't know what was going on in his mind.Mortals are boring, he thought, but this one is all right.

The scholar just now is a philistine and cunning, if he takes away all his remaining shrewd calculations, he will be no different from a fool.Others don't know how deep it is, but Xu Qing knows that Wen Jingchang still has some kind thoughts.

I was thinking: "Then how will you repay your kindness?"

"do not know."

Flower petals dropped by someone don't know who floated on the surface of the river. They were colorful and drifted with the current.

"Let's just watch." Xu Qing looked at me, "When will Xiao Banxian ask me for the reward?"

This……

Not to mention I almost forgot about it.

His eyes were so clear that I couldn't even speak for a moment.He is a demon, if I want to take it, I want to take his inner alchemy.Naturally, he wouldn't be such a bastard as to ruin his practice.It's just about taking the demon's inner alchemy, and it's not stingy to poach people's hearts.There are still some assholes.I said vaguely, "Don't worry. We'll talk about it after you finish your debt of gratitude."

The snake looked at me thoughtfully, with slightly curved eyebrows.

"Although you are a charlatan, you are still a good person."

I smiled dryly and looked away: "Thanks for the compliment."

"Then when I'm in Song City, can I still come to find you?"

"Of course." I readily agreed.

It will take more than a month for scholars to take the exam.If Brother Xu is willing to let go of the thought of repaying his kindness, that would be good.In case he really falls in love with her for a while, I don't want to have another Mr. Xu besides the white lady in the story.

With my consent, he seemed very happy: "So can I eat two more biscuits every day?"

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