I have been a fairy for so many years
Chapter 5 The Green Snake Boat Talk
Is it really my wishful thinking?
I am a little suspicious.It shouldn't be, the young master doesn't say anything else, his eyes are very poisonous, he has never let go of even a bird, and he has never mistaken anyone for half his life.
Still this mirror is not accurate.After all, in order to guarantee my reputation, this is the first time I use it.
Xu Qing stared at the mirror for a long time, was very satisfied with his appearance, then turned to me and said, "Little Banxian, can you do it?" The expression was half suspicious and half teasing.
Yes, of course, how can a man not do it!I laughed dryly, turned around and gritted my teeth at the dusty mirror and threatened: "You'd better be good, or I'll tear you apart as a stepping stone." It, "Where is the person Xu Qing is looking for?"
Even if it's a pigsty, you can show it to me.
Wen Yi suddenly shouted from the side: "Master, look at this mirror, it looks so weird."
I cheer up.Isn't it weird?
Three heads crowded there to watch, the figure in the mirror gradually disappeared, but it really...
A pigsty was revealed.
I:"……"
Xu Qing: "..."
"Ah!" Wen cried out in surprise, "Could it be that he really became a pig."
I don't think so, guessing there: "Maybe a butcher?"
Wen Yi clicked his tongue, and his expression was a little weird: "Mr. Xu likes..."
I thought about it: "It's quite special."
Ok……
The two of us looked at this fairy-like young man together.
The eyes are very pitiful.
Mr. Xu coughed heavily, and his complexion was a little ugly.
I said, "That's all you're looking for?"
"Of course I'm looking for it. I'm a person who keeps my promises." He paused, and then said, "It's not like some charlatan."
Ok?
After all, Xu Qing didn't care what Wen Yi and I were doing, so he put away his umbrella and went forward.Ahead is a sesame seed shop, just about to open the door, when I saw a handsome young man passing by, busy soliciting business.
I saw with my own eyes that Xu Qing bought eight sesame seed cakes, and the sesame seed cakes were as big as my face, a total of eight.After wrapping it up, he put it in his arms, and seemed to give me a sideways glance before he left.
"..." I still have a big appetite.
I turned my pen around and asked, "Tell me, did he misunderstand me a little bit?"
"It's not a misunderstanding." Wen Yi said affirmatively, "He's just not happy."
Hey, I don't understand this even more.He wants to count, but I don't count, he is not happy.Yes, I took out the baby and gave it to him, but he was even more unhappy.This man is difficult to serve.
Wen Yi wrote the words 'You are so stupid' all over his face, and he explained to the young master with the heart of an old woman: "Do you think he is a person who likes butchers? Just because you don't let people step down, you have to stimulate him. If you make him feel ashamed, he won't blame you, so thank you."
Oh~ so it is.
I looked at him: "Then what are you happy about?"
Wen Yi touched his face: "Is there?"
I stared at him unwaveringly, I could grin to the sky, you see.
Thick skin has always been the fine tradition of our literary family, and the mountain collapses before it is shown.Wen Yi thoroughly implemented this family rule, and he still had a beaming face: "To celebrate the pairing of mandarin ducks, the young master doesn't have to be chased and beaten by the master."
Speaking of mandarin ducks, I suddenly thought of something: "Did that place just now belong to Song City?"
Wen Yi looked at me bewilderedly.
I tapped my forehead, hey, I can't even tell where this person is, Xu Qing is running so fast, where is he going.I thought of asking him, "How do you know this is the person you're looking for?"
The young man who looked like a painting turned his face slightly, his voice was still like that of Shui'er, but he was inexplicably determined: "Even if he doesn't recognize me. I will know him when I see him."
In fact, the reality is not as magical as it is written in the script.
He is still innocent.
Hey, there really is such an infatuated snake in the world.
I sat there feeling disappointed, and sighed for a long time: "Why doesn't he think about it, if that person is already married and has children, or if he doesn't want to meet him, how should he deal with himself."
The life of a demon is so long, why can't you think about it, you have to meet someone who you forget in a blink of an eye.
Wen Yi also sighed: "Master, Erlang's shop is open, what stuffing do you want to eat today?"
"..."
The great atmosphere was suddenly poked like a bubble, and there was nothing left.
"It's bean paste." I said seriously.
The stomach is still full.
Erlang's eyes were as hot as his steamed buns: "Is Xiao Banxian still setting up a stall today?"
"The stall is closed." I took off the Taoist robe and threw it into the basket, "There is a divination that tomorrow will be early."
When I got back to Wenfu, the sky was already bright, and the servants started to move around. When they saw me, their eyes lit up and they would shout "Hello, young master!". I don't know where the problem came from.I quickly waved my hand to signal them to keep quiet, and sneaked back to the room.
After finally walking a curve, the door was pushed open and stuck to the door panel.
"... living?"
"you say?"
Wen Wuyun was sitting at the table upright like a stone sculpture, neatly dressed and expressionless.
He has always been deadpan.
I slowed down and put on a smiling face: "Brother is in a good mood today, and he came to play in my younger brother's room. Aren't you going to the store?"
My eldest brother is a very busy man, holding 36 shops in the Wen family, large and small.Serene and dignified since he was a child, he had already started to learn how to reconcile accounts when I was still climbing a tree to dig out bird eggs.It's really rare to be interested in going home, and it's even rarer to think about disciplining me as soon as I get home.I thought with a smile on my face, why isn't our business enough to keep him? !
"The list of the last shipment was left at home, I'll come back and get it."
"Oh."
I never ask about business matters, one ear goes in and the other goes out.When I sat at the table and drank a pot of tea, Wen Wuyun still didn't even move his fingers.
I wondered if he was asleep, so I heard him say: "Next month, you and I will go to the store to manage the accounts."
I almost spit out my tea, and quickly closed the lid of the cup: "Is this your idea or dad's intention."
Wen Wuyun said: "Mine."
Sure enough.I sighed, and closed the lid of the cup: "Forget it, brother." The family cannot tolerate two masters, "I don't know anything about business. You are the head of the Wenfu, you are the master of everything, don't worry, dad."
"You should get on with it."
Yeah yeah.
As soon as Wen Wuyun turned his head, I started to have a headache.It's nothing more than that I'm about to be weak, idle, and not doing practical things. If things go on like this, no girl will be like this with me.
Wait, when it comes to not being liked by girls, I need to interrupt: "If you talk about face, I can't be number two in Beijing, but I can be number one in Song City."
For this natural advantage, I am still very confident.
Wen Wuyun paused, probably startled by my shamelessness, held back for a long time, didn't know how to answer for a moment, and unexpectedly said: "I'm afraid that the second in the capital will not be able to beat you."
This made me interested: "How to say?"
Wen Wuyun kept his mouth shut.No matter how much I coaxed him, I just kept silent.
I squeezed the fan bone and tapped my palm, tsk, my elder brother, if he hadn't been born with a talent for business, with his stinky and tough temper and skill, I once doubted that he would be the champion of martial arts.Otherwise, why did my parents take the name Wenchang Wuyun?It's a pity that Wu Yun went through business, and Wen Mo didn't prosper.
I moved the stool next to him, and said tentatively: "I was on the street before, and I heard that something strange happened in the capital."
Wen Wuyun suddenly tensed up, like a Buddha.
I fanned my fan for a while, seeing that he was unmoved, I continued: "It is said that the little emperor in the capital went to worship the Buddha in the temple, and when he saw a girl, he was astonished as a heavenly man. Xun in the capital city, non-Qing will not marry you." As far as gossip is concerned, no one can compare to me as the one who sets up a stall in the east of the city every day.
I poked him: "Brother, you just came back from the capital, have you heard of it?"
Wen Wuyun got up suddenly, and said stiffly: "I'm leaving, you can do it yourself."
"Hey, don't go. Brother, my brother has no other skills, or I will do the trick for you. See if you are suitable for worshiping Buddha or something recently?"
"At the moment of family affection, I won't charge anything!"
"Brother? You really ignore me! Hey!"
I called him several times, and Wen Wuyun walked faster and faster, and the wind was blowing on the ground, and I fell down laughing.
Wen Yi waited outside for Wen Wu Yun to leave, then opened the door and came in, surprised: "What's wrong with the young master?"
With the door closed, he couldn't hear the first half clearly.At most, they would know that I was calling Wen Wuyun behind me.
I laughed too hot, fanned myself desperately, made a pot of tea and filled the steam, and said: "It's nothing. Your young master will probably be staying at home in the near future. You take the time to talk to the housekeeper and ask him to communicate with the city in advance. The shopkeepers said yes, when the eldest brother is in a bad mood, he likes to check the accounts."
"Ah?" Wen Yi yelled, "Why? Something happened in Beijing."
"Small Crow's Mouth." I slapped his round head with a fan, "I'm here at home, so everything will go well."
As for the elder brother, if he wants to hide from some people, it may not be very successful.ha.
After Xu Qing calculated a missing person hexagram from me, he walked quickly.I thought he would never come again.
Although Song City is not big, it is not small either.But if two people don't want to meet, there are plenty of ways.I am a human, he is a demon.If he didn't see me, I wouldn't know if he was standing next to me.Besides, the relationship between him and me is just a one-sided relationship.Maybe he has gone far away and returned to his green water and mountains to be his beast.
Life went on as usual.
I still wait at Erlang Mantou Shop every day, telling the fortune of the first customer.
When rushing for exams these days, there are always some scholars, even those who don't care about it, who have a bunch of rules and disciplines, and they will come to seek fame and fortune.I heard that there is an Emperor Wenchang in the sky, who has always been in charge of people.Instead of looking for me, it is better to go to him and pay respects.Of course, instead of worshiping, it is better to study your homework.
When it came time to take the exam, even if he hugged the Buddha's feet, the Buddha couldn't hold back these many people.
Recently, there have been more and more people, so I simply came late.The stall may not be set up at Erlang's shop.If they stayed there, they might have to fight.It's not my fault.I told Xu Qing that it was because I had an appointment with him.
In the past, the rules were set by me, where I love, whoever comes first...
That's not fate, it's purely based on face!
Today I chose the willow tree next to the Jiuqu Bridge.
As soon as I sat down, a scholar sat down in front of me, wearing a red hat, red robe and red boots, which looked like Spring Festival couplets.
"Brother Wen." He shouted, with a look of great interest, "Foretelling."
The author has something to say:
someday.
Snake is trying to sell himself: I am big, but he is not.
Landlord (kuangji): Do you have any other advantages?
The pretty boy is very sincere: he has a good-looking face.
The person who sent him back was also very sincere: ... the only advantage.
I am a little suspicious.It shouldn't be, the young master doesn't say anything else, his eyes are very poisonous, he has never let go of even a bird, and he has never mistaken anyone for half his life.
Still this mirror is not accurate.After all, in order to guarantee my reputation, this is the first time I use it.
Xu Qing stared at the mirror for a long time, was very satisfied with his appearance, then turned to me and said, "Little Banxian, can you do it?" The expression was half suspicious and half teasing.
Yes, of course, how can a man not do it!I laughed dryly, turned around and gritted my teeth at the dusty mirror and threatened: "You'd better be good, or I'll tear you apart as a stepping stone." It, "Where is the person Xu Qing is looking for?"
Even if it's a pigsty, you can show it to me.
Wen Yi suddenly shouted from the side: "Master, look at this mirror, it looks so weird."
I cheer up.Isn't it weird?
Three heads crowded there to watch, the figure in the mirror gradually disappeared, but it really...
A pigsty was revealed.
I:"……"
Xu Qing: "..."
"Ah!" Wen cried out in surprise, "Could it be that he really became a pig."
I don't think so, guessing there: "Maybe a butcher?"
Wen Yi clicked his tongue, and his expression was a little weird: "Mr. Xu likes..."
I thought about it: "It's quite special."
Ok……
The two of us looked at this fairy-like young man together.
The eyes are very pitiful.
Mr. Xu coughed heavily, and his complexion was a little ugly.
I said, "That's all you're looking for?"
"Of course I'm looking for it. I'm a person who keeps my promises." He paused, and then said, "It's not like some charlatan."
Ok?
After all, Xu Qing didn't care what Wen Yi and I were doing, so he put away his umbrella and went forward.Ahead is a sesame seed shop, just about to open the door, when I saw a handsome young man passing by, busy soliciting business.
I saw with my own eyes that Xu Qing bought eight sesame seed cakes, and the sesame seed cakes were as big as my face, a total of eight.After wrapping it up, he put it in his arms, and seemed to give me a sideways glance before he left.
"..." I still have a big appetite.
I turned my pen around and asked, "Tell me, did he misunderstand me a little bit?"
"It's not a misunderstanding." Wen Yi said affirmatively, "He's just not happy."
Hey, I don't understand this even more.He wants to count, but I don't count, he is not happy.Yes, I took out the baby and gave it to him, but he was even more unhappy.This man is difficult to serve.
Wen Yi wrote the words 'You are so stupid' all over his face, and he explained to the young master with the heart of an old woman: "Do you think he is a person who likes butchers? Just because you don't let people step down, you have to stimulate him. If you make him feel ashamed, he won't blame you, so thank you."
Oh~ so it is.
I looked at him: "Then what are you happy about?"
Wen Yi touched his face: "Is there?"
I stared at him unwaveringly, I could grin to the sky, you see.
Thick skin has always been the fine tradition of our literary family, and the mountain collapses before it is shown.Wen Yi thoroughly implemented this family rule, and he still had a beaming face: "To celebrate the pairing of mandarin ducks, the young master doesn't have to be chased and beaten by the master."
Speaking of mandarin ducks, I suddenly thought of something: "Did that place just now belong to Song City?"
Wen Yi looked at me bewilderedly.
I tapped my forehead, hey, I can't even tell where this person is, Xu Qing is running so fast, where is he going.I thought of asking him, "How do you know this is the person you're looking for?"
The young man who looked like a painting turned his face slightly, his voice was still like that of Shui'er, but he was inexplicably determined: "Even if he doesn't recognize me. I will know him when I see him."
In fact, the reality is not as magical as it is written in the script.
He is still innocent.
Hey, there really is such an infatuated snake in the world.
I sat there feeling disappointed, and sighed for a long time: "Why doesn't he think about it, if that person is already married and has children, or if he doesn't want to meet him, how should he deal with himself."
The life of a demon is so long, why can't you think about it, you have to meet someone who you forget in a blink of an eye.
Wen Yi also sighed: "Master, Erlang's shop is open, what stuffing do you want to eat today?"
"..."
The great atmosphere was suddenly poked like a bubble, and there was nothing left.
"It's bean paste." I said seriously.
The stomach is still full.
Erlang's eyes were as hot as his steamed buns: "Is Xiao Banxian still setting up a stall today?"
"The stall is closed." I took off the Taoist robe and threw it into the basket, "There is a divination that tomorrow will be early."
When I got back to Wenfu, the sky was already bright, and the servants started to move around. When they saw me, their eyes lit up and they would shout "Hello, young master!". I don't know where the problem came from.I quickly waved my hand to signal them to keep quiet, and sneaked back to the room.
After finally walking a curve, the door was pushed open and stuck to the door panel.
"... living?"
"you say?"
Wen Wuyun was sitting at the table upright like a stone sculpture, neatly dressed and expressionless.
He has always been deadpan.
I slowed down and put on a smiling face: "Brother is in a good mood today, and he came to play in my younger brother's room. Aren't you going to the store?"
My eldest brother is a very busy man, holding 36 shops in the Wen family, large and small.Serene and dignified since he was a child, he had already started to learn how to reconcile accounts when I was still climbing a tree to dig out bird eggs.It's really rare to be interested in going home, and it's even rarer to think about disciplining me as soon as I get home.I thought with a smile on my face, why isn't our business enough to keep him? !
"The list of the last shipment was left at home, I'll come back and get it."
"Oh."
I never ask about business matters, one ear goes in and the other goes out.When I sat at the table and drank a pot of tea, Wen Wuyun still didn't even move his fingers.
I wondered if he was asleep, so I heard him say: "Next month, you and I will go to the store to manage the accounts."
I almost spit out my tea, and quickly closed the lid of the cup: "Is this your idea or dad's intention."
Wen Wuyun said: "Mine."
Sure enough.I sighed, and closed the lid of the cup: "Forget it, brother." The family cannot tolerate two masters, "I don't know anything about business. You are the head of the Wenfu, you are the master of everything, don't worry, dad."
"You should get on with it."
Yeah yeah.
As soon as Wen Wuyun turned his head, I started to have a headache.It's nothing more than that I'm about to be weak, idle, and not doing practical things. If things go on like this, no girl will be like this with me.
Wait, when it comes to not being liked by girls, I need to interrupt: "If you talk about face, I can't be number two in Beijing, but I can be number one in Song City."
For this natural advantage, I am still very confident.
Wen Wuyun paused, probably startled by my shamelessness, held back for a long time, didn't know how to answer for a moment, and unexpectedly said: "I'm afraid that the second in the capital will not be able to beat you."
This made me interested: "How to say?"
Wen Wuyun kept his mouth shut.No matter how much I coaxed him, I just kept silent.
I squeezed the fan bone and tapped my palm, tsk, my elder brother, if he hadn't been born with a talent for business, with his stinky and tough temper and skill, I once doubted that he would be the champion of martial arts.Otherwise, why did my parents take the name Wenchang Wuyun?It's a pity that Wu Yun went through business, and Wen Mo didn't prosper.
I moved the stool next to him, and said tentatively: "I was on the street before, and I heard that something strange happened in the capital."
Wen Wuyun suddenly tensed up, like a Buddha.
I fanned my fan for a while, seeing that he was unmoved, I continued: "It is said that the little emperor in the capital went to worship the Buddha in the temple, and when he saw a girl, he was astonished as a heavenly man. Xun in the capital city, non-Qing will not marry you." As far as gossip is concerned, no one can compare to me as the one who sets up a stall in the east of the city every day.
I poked him: "Brother, you just came back from the capital, have you heard of it?"
Wen Wuyun got up suddenly, and said stiffly: "I'm leaving, you can do it yourself."
"Hey, don't go. Brother, my brother has no other skills, or I will do the trick for you. See if you are suitable for worshiping Buddha or something recently?"
"At the moment of family affection, I won't charge anything!"
"Brother? You really ignore me! Hey!"
I called him several times, and Wen Wuyun walked faster and faster, and the wind was blowing on the ground, and I fell down laughing.
Wen Yi waited outside for Wen Wu Yun to leave, then opened the door and came in, surprised: "What's wrong with the young master?"
With the door closed, he couldn't hear the first half clearly.At most, they would know that I was calling Wen Wuyun behind me.
I laughed too hot, fanned myself desperately, made a pot of tea and filled the steam, and said: "It's nothing. Your young master will probably be staying at home in the near future. You take the time to talk to the housekeeper and ask him to communicate with the city in advance. The shopkeepers said yes, when the eldest brother is in a bad mood, he likes to check the accounts."
"Ah?" Wen Yi yelled, "Why? Something happened in Beijing."
"Small Crow's Mouth." I slapped his round head with a fan, "I'm here at home, so everything will go well."
As for the elder brother, if he wants to hide from some people, it may not be very successful.ha.
After Xu Qing calculated a missing person hexagram from me, he walked quickly.I thought he would never come again.
Although Song City is not big, it is not small either.But if two people don't want to meet, there are plenty of ways.I am a human, he is a demon.If he didn't see me, I wouldn't know if he was standing next to me.Besides, the relationship between him and me is just a one-sided relationship.Maybe he has gone far away and returned to his green water and mountains to be his beast.
Life went on as usual.
I still wait at Erlang Mantou Shop every day, telling the fortune of the first customer.
When rushing for exams these days, there are always some scholars, even those who don't care about it, who have a bunch of rules and disciplines, and they will come to seek fame and fortune.I heard that there is an Emperor Wenchang in the sky, who has always been in charge of people.Instead of looking for me, it is better to go to him and pay respects.Of course, instead of worshiping, it is better to study your homework.
When it came time to take the exam, even if he hugged the Buddha's feet, the Buddha couldn't hold back these many people.
Recently, there have been more and more people, so I simply came late.The stall may not be set up at Erlang's shop.If they stayed there, they might have to fight.It's not my fault.I told Xu Qing that it was because I had an appointment with him.
In the past, the rules were set by me, where I love, whoever comes first...
That's not fate, it's purely based on face!
Today I chose the willow tree next to the Jiuqu Bridge.
As soon as I sat down, a scholar sat down in front of me, wearing a red hat, red robe and red boots, which looked like Spring Festival couplets.
"Brother Wen." He shouted, with a look of great interest, "Foretelling."
The author has something to say:
someday.
Snake is trying to sell himself: I am big, but he is not.
Landlord (kuangji): Do you have any other advantages?
The pretty boy is very sincere: he has a good-looking face.
The person who sent him back was also very sincere: ... the only advantage.
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