The wrong way to open the dragon set

Although He Xi snatched Shu Jian's TV series and made him feel as if he had eaten shit, but in fact, it didn't really prevent him from eating the spicy hot pot that he wanted so much. Yu Xiaoyang accompanied Shu Jian to have a hot pot meal , Because I haven’t eaten for a long time, I miss it so much, Shu Jian accidentally ate too much, Shu Jian slumped on the chair, touched her round belly and looked at Yu Xiaoyang in pain, Yu Xiaoyang also It's not a panacea, he looked at Shu Jian who was rolling his eyes, "otherwise you wait here, I'll go and buy you a stomach-strengthening tablet, or should I rub your stomach for you?"

Shu Jian waved her hand in pain, "Don't touch it, I can spray it out as soon as you touch it."

If it was before today, Shu Jian's stupid and cute appearance would have provoked Yu Xiaoyang to mock him from head to toe, but now Yu Xiaoyang is amused by Shu Jian's appearance, and Shu Jian looks at Yu Xiao unlovingly Yang Fa asked, "What did Zhan Fenghua do to you? You didn't attack me personally for hours. I feel very terrified."

Yu Xiaoyang restrained his smile, and didn't answer Shu Jian's words, but stood up and pulled Shu Jian up, Yu Xiaoyang said, "Let's go, go to the shopping mall next door, you take a walk to digest food, it's just right I'll buy something after the Chinese New Year."

Shu Jian covered herself tightly with glasses, a mask, and a hat, then nodded and followed Yu Xiaoyang out of the hot pot restaurant. Yu Xiaoyang also wore a pair of plain glasses, but Shu Jian felt that Yu Xiaoyang's eye-catching height Speaking of it, his disguise with glasses is useless at all, at most he has changed from a well-dressed beast to a gentle scum, but Shu Jian just silently experienced this idea for himself, and didn't intend to share it with Yu Xiaoyang, he also thought about it good year.

As the end of the new year approaches, the shopping mall is decorated with a Chinese New Year atmosphere, and there are many more customers than usual. Yu Xiaoyang and Shu Jian are strolling through the mall, and Yu Xiaoyang bought some decorative bedding And so on, I even chose two sets of clothes for Shu Jian, and finally when I went to the top floor, I met the Manchester United club store that Shu Jian liked. Shu Jian reluctantly passed by the door of the Manchester United souvenir store, Yu Xiaoyang Seemingly unintentionally, he said, "Isn't this the Manchester United that Zuo Qiuci likes, the one that is the sworn enemy with your favorite Manchester City, the one you hate the most."

Shu Jian nodded sadly, and muttered hypnotically, "Yes, I hate it, I hate it, I especially hate it."

Yu Xiaoyang pretended not to know that Shu Jian was very similar to Zuoqiu Ci pretending, he nodded his head with a look of confidence, and then "kindly" suggested, "Since we have come here, Manchester City is not far ahead. Specialty store, it’s just the Chinese New Year, let’s redecorate your room, replace the curtains, bedding, and decorations with Manchester City elements, and put a few posters of Manchester City stars on the wall.”

Shu Jian looked at Yu Xiaoyang with a complicated expression. He especially wanted to tell Yu Xiaoyang that I am a Red Devils fan. If you dare to turn my room into a blue ocean, I would dare to die for you to see. Yu Xiaoyang didn't seem to notice. Seeing the emotion in Shu Jian's eyes, she asked with a normal face, "Why don't you talk, you can't say anything happy?"

Shu Jian tried to speak calmly, "Yes, I'm very happy, but people can't be too selfish, right? You see, Zuo Qiuci is a Manchester United fan. How can I hang his sworn enemy's things all over the room? It's so disrespectful to him. No, I'm not that kind of person."

"He told me that if it was you, he wouldn't say anything if you put a bunch of things around Manchester City in front of him." Yu Xiaoyang said something serious, Shu Jian was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, Then I roared in my heart, I will fart your uncle, you liar, I never said it, you liar bastard!

There was a hint of a smile in Yu Xiaoyang's eyes, and he quickly withdrew it, "Why don't you speak?"

Shu Jian rolled his eyes at Yu Xiaoyang, and walked away. Yu Xiaoyang didn't seem to know why he made Shu Jian unhappy, and continued to say, "Where are you going, is there a specialty store around Manchester?"

"No!" Shu Jian glared at Yu Xiaoyang viciously.

Yu Xiaoyang looked at Shu Jian thoughtfully and asked, "Why do I think you are a bit strange today, refusing to go to Manchester City's store and still staring at Manchester United's store, it seems that you like Manchester United's rivals It’s the same as Manchester City, this looks very much like Zuoqiuci.”

Yu Xiaoyang's sentence was like Zuo Qiu's speech, which instantly frightened Shu Jian's anger out of his wits, and he immediately explained, "It's not that I don't like Manchester City, I just think that being a human being can't make progress. I'm very sensible. People are very polite, if Zuo Qiuci doesn't like Manchester City, I won't buy it, as you know, I'm very sensible."

"I do not know."

Shu Jian looked at Yu Xiaoyang sadly, wishing to kick him off the top floor of the shopping mall, he pulled Yu Xiaoyang's arm and led him to the nearest store next to him, wanting to cry without tears, "I think The style of clothes in this store is good, let's go and have a look, in a few days "Emperor Master Biography" will advertise that I will fly to many places, it would be better to buy a few more sets of clothes and change them."

While being pulled forward by Shu Jian, Yu Xiaoyang said hesitantly, "But this is a women's clothing store, are you sure you like his styles?"

Shu Jian had never thought that shopping with Yu Xiaoyang was such a bad thing before. When he returned home with a lot of bags, he wished he could hide in his room and never see Yu Xiaoyang again before eating. Unfortunately, Yu Xiaoyang was not as winking as Shu Jian imagined. Turned on the computer to play games for a while, but Yu Xiaoyang pushed the door open again and came in, "I was watching TV and found that there was a sports channel broadcasting the classic match of Manchester City's 6-1 victory over Manchester United, would you like to come down and watch it together?"

Shu Jian thought for a while about which game Yu Xiaoyang was talking about, and then recalled his feelings back then, what it felt like to be scored six goals by his arch-rival, it was as cruel as being robbed of six plays by He Xilian, Shu Jian With no expression on his face, he pushed Yu Xiaoyang all the way out of his room door, and said imposingly, "Yu Xiaoyang, just treat me as my aunt and come here to make trouble for no reason. Don't ask me why, anyway, I don't want to see you now. Don't let me see you before dinner, bye!"

The door of Shu Jian's room was slammed shut in front of Yu Xiaoyang. Shu Jian, who was furious, didn't know that his provocative behavior of provoking Yu Xiaoyang's majesty not only did not annoy Yu Xiaoyang, but made Yu Xiaoyang stand in the original place. Chu smiled, and then went downstairs unhurriedly.Yu Xiaoyang went back to the study and turned on the computer. He hadn’t updated the game Menghui Xianyuan for a long time. Now that he started the game, there are still many patches that need to be updated. Yu Xiaoyang leaned on the back of the chair and watched quietly. Looking at the computer screen, I don’t know whether he was in a daze or thinking about something. It was not until 10 minutes later that the game was completely updated, and Yu Xiaoyang sat up straight again and logged into the game. In the game, a nanny named Yang Xiaoyu sank in a deep water. Yu Xiaoyang operated his game account and slowly swam towards the surface of the water.

After a period of hard work, Shu Jian finally reached the full level of his account "Internet Addiction Old Boy". Originally, he was bullying the children with a good equipment and a high level in the battlefield. I found that someone on the channel of the whole server was shouting that they saw Yang Xiaoyu's nanny appearing in the Emperor's Mausoleum. As the only two ghost fighters in this server, the old Internet addiction boy and Yang Xiaoyu can be called the great gods among the great gods. Therefore, Yang Xiaoyu's popularity is very high, especially after Yang Xiaoyu suddenly disassembled all his top-quality equipment, and sank his number in the Duanluan Pond next to the Emperor's Mausoleum, which made this great god stay behind. There was a complicated and confusing legend, and now the legend suddenly appeared again, and everyone in the whole server channel was discussing it frantically.

Seeing Yang Xiaoyu appearing, Shu Jian didn't have any intention of going to the battlefield to bully the children. He forcibly quit the battlefield regardless of the system punishment, and then rode the rare mount Liulifeng and galloped all the way towards the Emperor's Mausoleum.When Shu Jian arrived at the Emperor's Mausoleum, he saw crowds of players gathered together to watch the excitement, and not far away Yang Xiaoyu, who had no equipment on him, was sitting quietly in the octagonal pavilion by Duanluan Lake, I don't know if it's hanging up, and I don't even know if it's me.The old Internet addict passed through the crowd and flew to Yang Xiaoyu before getting off his mount, and then sat down beside Yang Xiaoyu. Yang Xiaoyu didn't move. Shu Jian thought for a while and sent a friend request to Yang Xiaoyu invitation, and Yang Xiaoyu immediately accepted it.

Witnessed by all the players on the server, the internet-addicted boy and Yang Xiaoyu started a cordial and friendly private chat.

[Friend] Internet addiction young man: I?

[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: Yes.

[Friend] Old boy with internet addiction: Long time no see, miss, haha.

[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: I miss you very much.

Shu Jian looked at Yang Xiaoyu's words in a daze. It was obvious that Yang Xiaoyu had stopped playing and she was there all the time. Why did she speak like she was waiting for her? Xiao Yu was very happy. After all, he was just such a good friend in this game. Shu Jian didn't care about Yang Xiaoyu's speech problems, and continued to chat with her happily.

[Friend] Internet addicted young man: Young lady, why did you suddenly dismantle your equipment and stop playing, and also deleted my friends, and I don’t have your contact information, so I wanted to ask you what’s wrong, but I couldn’t. Is it convenient for you to give me your contact information, @@, Weibo or WeChat.

[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: I won't disappear anymore, you were not online at that time, I thought you would not come back, so I don't want to go online again.

[Friend] Old boy with Internet addiction: You stopped playing because I stopped playing, Miss Sister, you are so kind to me, then I will secretly tell you a secret, in fact, I am a soul wearer, and now I have become another People, do you believe it or not?

Yu Xiaoyang looked at Shu Jian on the computer screen who had confessed his old background, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and his slender and beautiful fingers typed the word "do not believe" on the keyboard lightly, and then the old boy who was addicted to the Internet swore on the screen I am making a promise with Yu Xiaoyang, if I lie to you, I will be a bastard, I will be a goldfish, and I will be a sweeping robot, forget it, believe it or not, anyway, just come back and play.

Yu Xiaoyang hooked the corners of his lips again, and typed the word um.

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[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: Why didn't you go online a while ago.

[Friend] Old boy with Internet addiction: Because my soul has been worn out, and I have changed my body.

[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: Really?

[Friend] Internet addiction youngsters: truer than pearls.Miss sister, can you give me a contact method, Weibo is also fine.

[Friend] Yang Xiaoyu: My Weibo account is manager Yu Xiaoyang, come down and let's talk.