[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Time goes back to 10 minutes ago.

Hydera screamed all the way back to the room and locked the door with his backhand, jumping wildly in excitement, repeating to Arnold:

"He's so handsome! He's so handsome! He's so—so handsome!!!"

Arnold said: "Boss, this is the number 30 you said six times. Yes, according to the standards of human appearance, Captain America is indeed very handsome—"

Hydera held his face, rolling on the bed with his face flushed, "He's so handsome! ——God, I'm actually breathing the same air as such a handsome man! I'm actually breathing his breath!"

The alien girl inhaled deeply intoxicated.

Arnold was silent for a while, and asked without shame: "What if you inhaled the waste gas containing ammonia gas emitted by humans?"

Ammonia gas, commonly known as ammonia.

The ammonia-containing gas emitted by humans is only——

Hydra:  …

She was holding her breath in the trachea, and she was reluctant to go up, but she was so disgusted that she didn't want to go down.

In the end, she decided to stick to the quality of a fan girl and swallow it, and said unreasonably: "You don't understand! Female gods and male gods don't fart to go to the bathroom-at least in the hearts of fans!"

Arnold didn't hesitate: "I'm glad I don't understand this kind of thinking."

Hydera ignored Arnold, who poured cold water on him, and made up his mind.

"I think... no, I want to develop with him in depth and build a harmonious life together!"

She leapt up from the bed, rushed to the bathroom, stared at the unkempt blonde girl in the mirror, then turned on the faucet and splashed water on her face, and began to groom carefully.

"Arnold! Is there any amplifier in the warehouse that can increase luck or beauty?"

She said while washing.

"Ten lucky pills, a lucky gun, a beautiful suit, and a fairy feather coat." Arnold counted.

"If I knew it earlier, I would have ordered more props from Doraemon..."

Hydera has never regretted not making more preparations like this moment.Goldilocks made up her mind that she must be a hoarding hamster from now on.

"Here's a lucky pill. Bring out the beauty suit and fairy plumage."

Hydera snapped her fingers and began to dream, "You said that I would throw the fairy feather coat on the captain later, if he picked it up, would I be able to marry him?"

Fairy Feather Clothes, can give the wearer the ability to fly, and can also give the wearer a beauty boost.The feathers are fluttering and colorful, flying in the air, like a beautiful little fairy.

But this prop has a disadvantage, once Yuyi is picked up by others, he must marry the person who picked it up.

Hydera: This is not a disadvantage at all, it is God who is blessing me! ! !

Arnold advised honestly and tactfully: "I think with Captain America's physical fitness, he won't sit there and let you take off your clothes and throw them on him—Boss, the sun is out, so wake up."

"No! You can't take away my right to dream!"

"Boss, in view of the previous failures, I have to advise you to give up the option of Captain America."

Arnold doesn't need to look through the data to remember how many times Hydera, who is particularly fond of bright, great, and serious characters, has stumbled in this type.

"You are not suitable."

"How will you know if you don't try!"

Hydera didn't listen to persuasion at all, and excitedly painted herself a set of gentle and shining soft evening makeup like the morning sun. She took a lucky pill very thoughtfully. Putting it on quickly will reveal the wearer's greatest strengths and increase her charm worth the beautiful suit and fairy plumage.

She looked at the radiant and charming blonde girl in the mirror, nodded with satisfaction, and said to herself:

"Hydra, you can do it!"

Be sure to throw your clothes on Captain America's face!

Then the idea was very naive, the alien snake, full of love dream bubbles, opened the door with a blush on its face, landed on the ground with a beautiful posture, walked slowly towards the handsome man, and said in the most gentle and gentle voice in her life:

"Hi, I'm Hydera—"

Then the tragic black history that was enough for Hydera to remember for a lifetime happened.

This legendary amiable man who treats everyone with warmth like a spring breeze suddenly exploded, and the shield placed next to him was thrown towards her.

Before the alien girl finished speaking, she stared at the shield that was getting closer and closer, completely unable to understand what happened.

She swears with her snark that Captain America won't say yes to her in the first place, even though she expects it.But she also didn't expect him to resist enough to throw his large shield at her.

As the most powerful creature in the universe—a self-proclaimed endangered species that is the only one in the universe, whether it is a god or the guardian of the universe, they are very gentle and tolerant towards her, fearful of falling while holding her, and melting in fear of falling.In addition, although her guardian's dressing style is hard to describe, he has good taste and helped her pinch two shells that are both beautiful and powerful, which is enough to meet the aesthetics of most races in the universe.

Hydra's abilities, strangeness, and mimic appearance are her invincible weapons.Although she cannot be said to be invincible in the universe, few people really hate her.

So she never thought that one day she would not only fail to seduce, but would be beaten in the face by the person she seduced with a shield.

The heavy and hard shield made of vibranium hit the face of the unsuspecting alien girl.

The moment she was hit, she suddenly thought of another sentence in the legend...

Said Captain America would be as ruthless to his enemies as Winter.

"Bam—"

Things were developing so fast that no one had time to react, and watched as Hydera was smashed into the floor by the shield before he could groan.

Grant Bartook: ? ? ?

Tony Stark: "? Cap what are you doing???"

Captain America, who launched a head-on attack on the alien snake, was also very angry.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. told me that HYDRA is gone - and why you brought HYDRA into the mansion!"

He growled angrily, strode towards Hydera who was stunned by the shield, picked up the shield and was about to give the hydra a good time——

"Keep people under the shield—"

Startled, Tony Stark yelled and moved his armor against the star shield before the shield hit Hydra again.At the same time, Grant Bartuk jumped on top of Hydera, using his body to protect the alien girl tightly.

"Her name is Hydera—Captain, you misunderstood!"

Grant Bartook continued the sentence, speaking very fast.

The star shield barely stopped on top of the armor.

A few seconds later, the hard shield made of vibrating gold moved away, revealing Steve Rogers' hostile face that had not yet dissipated, and his dazed to somewhat blank eyes.

"The name is Hydra...Hydra?"

He confirms stiffly and slowly.

Tony Stark nodded desperately.

For a moment, the building fell into a deathly silence.

Hydera, who sank into the floor, looked at the handsome man's cold, angry face, blinked, and blinked again.

...and sniffed loudly.

"call--"

Tony Stark was startled by the sound, and quickly turned to look at the alien girl who was hit by a shield and hammer for no reason.

...Holyshit, her eyes are red.

"Don't cry, don't cry... I just put on makeup, and it doesn't look good when I cry..."

The great inventor, who had never taken a lesson in being considerate to others in his life, panicked for a moment, at a loss, and awkwardly comforted him.

"Edwin, the scan... no, her body can't be modeled. Okay honey, I need you to tell me, how are you feeling?"

Hydera heard the words and tried hard to hold back the sourness coming up from her nose, moved, and then sniffed again.

—The sniffling sounded more sad this time.

"Does it hurt anywhere? Face? Back? Does it hurt?"

On the other side, Grant Bartuk carefully stroked the exposed face bones and shoulders of the alien girl. The important bones did not appear to be seriously damaged.But because he didn't understand Hydera's structural principles and the endurance limit of this body, he didn't dare to move her at will.

Hydera shook her head slightly, indicating that she was not hurt, and then pursed her mouth aggrievedly.

"...Honey, are you all right?"

Tony Stark, who had calmed down a little, finally noticed something and asked tentatively.

"I'll help you up, let's go eat ice cream, shall we?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but Hydera’s tears fell out as soon as he mentioned "get up".

"It's okay, but I can't get out—!" The alien girl began to cry loudly, "It's too deep—it's stuck——I can't get out!!!"

She twisted, and now everyone can clearly see that she is embedded in a perfect human-shaped depression on the floor, and the remaining floor around her is tightly wrapped around her, preventing the alien girl from moving.

Tony Stark was silent.

"puff."

I don't know who laughed first.

"Who laughed! What about human nature!" Hydera cried even more sadly, cursing while crying: "Which bastard just laughed! Don't think I can't hear you! Bastard!!!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Tony Stark finally made a breakthrough and laughed out loud.

"It's inlaid—it's inlaid hahahahahahaha!"

"Wow——" Hydera's cry continued for a long time.

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Grant and Tony laughed wildly.

......

The culprit, Steve Rogers, wiped his face, squatted down and began to pry the floor.

After Tony Stark laughed enough, Control Armor and Steve Rogers teamed up to pry up and smash all the floors where the alien girl was trapped, so that Hydera was able to get out, and was hugged out by several people. On the sofa.

The alien girl stared blankly, curled up on the sofa, covered in floor dust all over her body and face.Like a little dirt dog rolled in lime, completely unable to see the beautiful appearance just now.

"sorry Sorry!"

Steve Rogers was embarrassed and ashamed, turning around the blonde girl with red eyes from crying, raised his hand to wipe away the girl's tears, but didn't know if he would put it down abruptly, ups and downs, nothing Know where to put your hands.

"I'm really sorry, I overreacted!"

He apologized repeatedly.

"It's the first time someone smashed my shield against my face..."

Hydera muttered in a trance.

"..."

Ashamed man looks like he just wants to find a crack in the ground

"Forgive the old Popsicle."

Natasha Romanov took the wet towel brought by Grant Bartuk, and helped the ashen-faced Hydera wipe the ashes from his face, and said with a smile: "He was just dug out of the ice not long ago. Fighting Hydra during World War II."

"That's Captain America's star shield, the only one in the world."

Tony Stark squeezed away the embarrassed big guy, sat down beside Hydera, put his hands on the shoulders of the alien girl and laughed.

"And your face and nose still haven't been broken after being hit by this shield, which is enough to be engraved in American history."

"And being the first girl to be embedded in the floor—it's a rare experience that not everyone can have."

Grant Batuk sat on the other side of Hydera and handed Hydera his coat while smiling.

"Put it on first--but I suggest you take a shower and change clothes. . . This dress is unwearable."

Hydera lowered her head in silence, staring at the beautiful suit she got from Doraemon after coaxing and tricking her.

Now it has a hole in it and it's a beggar's suit.

And the fairy feather coat that was entrusted with her dream escaped from Hydera's control when she was hit, and was blown out of the window by the impact wind generated by the collision between the shield and her face.

Hydera, who lost his wife and lost his army, couldn't help feeling sad.

"Ah!!!" She buried her head in the towel and wailed.

"Don't cry..."

Captain America was sweating profusely. He had never dealt with a crying girl, let alone made any girl cry.Seeing Hydera's tears at this time, I don't know what to do after a long absence.

"What compensation do you want...as long as I can do it!"

Finally he made up his mind and promised.

—Hydera's crying slowly stopped.

Then, lifted a pair of wet eyes from the towel.

"Is everything okay?" The blonde girl confirmed softly, and got a positive nod from Captain America.

"Then..." Those eyes rolled around.

"How about dating me until I'm happy?"

Steve Rogers froze for a moment.

What kind of compensation is this...?

"I haven't learned my lesson yet." Tony Stark sighed coolly beside him.

"I'm afraid I'm going to be thrown a second time." Grant Batuk followed suit.

Arnold's horizontal criticism concluded: "If you don't change your life, you will see blood sooner or later."

Hydera: "You wait, I will kill you sooner or later."

The alien girl went to see Steve Rogers after she finished her harsh words, but the man's silent thinking posture made Hydera's heart cold for a while, and she couldn't help curling her mouth, and was about to cry again.

Seeing this, Steve Rogers hurriedly said before the tears rolling in his eyes fell:

"I promise you!"

In the next second, Goldilocks' tears disappeared without a trace.

"It's a word."

The alien girl blinked slyly.

The author says:

Arnold: She's definitely going on a date. I'll bet ten yuan.

Tony: Follow.

Grant: Follow.

——There is no opponent in the gamble, and it cannot be opened, and it is over.

The comments on the previous chapter made me laugh.What is a flying shield in the mouth of a snake? [Call]! ! ! !

And why!Snakes get beaten!Captain America stocks will skyrocket!Why! ! !

I was so mad that I got into a fight with that dead man Yin Hui. If he doesn't get on the cat climbing frame, he can't see his sister for a day.