[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Hydera's cry was sincere and sorrowful, and it was deafening and earth-shattering, frightening people's hearts and minds.

"Textbooks lie!!!"

Hydera covered her face and screamed.

"I knew that these observers who were responsible for writing textbooks didn't have a good thing, and they definitely hid the beautiful photos for themselves!"

Captain America was originally a skinny young man who became a "super soldier" after being transformed by the US government. He joined the battlefield during World War II and made great achievements in battle.In the peace stage, he stood up again and led the United States out of the predicament. He broke the term of the US president and was re-elected until his soul returned to heaven.

The photo of him selected in the textbook is a wrinkled, hunchbacked old man, not the big breasted man in front of him—this blond haired blue-eyed big breasted man! ! !

Steve Rogers mused.

He has seen the history textbooks of American middle school students today.In order to show the American spirit, the illustrations in it selected a photo of him before he had been injected with the super soldier serum-the military did not worry about revealing his identity when he released this photo, because no one would recognize him.

At that time, he was still a ninety-pound sick cat, thin and small, like a fragile bean sprouts: heart disease, asthma, high blood pressure, color blindness, scarlet fever, rhinitis, rheumatic fever, anxiety disorders... .Diseases coveted his life all the time.

It's very different from what it looks like now.

"A person's appearance will keep changing, no matter how strong the body is, it will shrink one day."

He lowered his head and solemnly said to the blonde girl in front of him.

"But my beliefs never changed. My defense of civil liberties is why I raised my shield and became Captain America, not my physique or my looks."

"Here we go again, speaking like a dean." Natasha Romanov smacked her lips.

Hydera couldn't understand Natasha's complaints.She looked at the bright and upright profound face, her eyes straightened.

The blond hair shining like the sun, the handsome face like the gods of Asgard, the tall and strong body, the perfect and powerful muscles, the blue eyes are as beautiful as this planet that is [-]% water, and the wrinkled The raised, sharp and deep frown between the brows was like a Greek sculpture—every inch of Captain America's appearance was like a firework, which exploded her mind into a dizzy explosion.

What's more, she knows that in addition to appearance, the person in front of her also has the cold and serious style of the soldier, the keen sensibility of the painter, the awe and pity of the weak, and the perseverance and self-consciousness of the strong. all quirks.

If she had known that Captain America was so handsome, she would have definitely transferred to the space-time patrol next door to manage the vertical timeline, applied to manage the timeline of the Orion orbital region of the Milky Way, met Captain America by chance, and had a romantic love affair——

——not in the Space Patrol Team, where the budget is tight and people look down on you all the year round! ! !

The alien girl was crying, beating her chest and stamping her feet in grief.

"I hate—I hate!!!"

Why didn't she find out that Captain America is actually a hot guy sooner!

"..."

Steve Rogers' muscles stiffened imperceptibly.

The blond girl was so loud that it hurt his ears.

"You haven't told me your name yet." He cut off the scream, raising his voice slightly.

Hydera wiped her face and calmed down forcefully.Just as he was about to speak, he inadvertently touched his swollen eyelids.She paused, stretched her hand up, and then touched the weed-like unkempt hair.She looked down again at the crumpled and messy clothes she slept in all night, and the pink blanket that wrapped her up from head to toe.

She finally realized how terrible she looked and how long she had stood in front of the Goddess and Captain America unconsciously.

"......ah--!"

Hydera screamed like a groundhog, turned around and sprinted [-] meters into her room on the second floor, slamming the door behind her.

"That scream was definitely 130 decibels."

Natasha Romanov sighed, then sat on the vacated sofa, adjusted her posture comfortably, and sank into the soft foam cotton contentedly.

"...I think I might need my ears checked."

Steve Rogers' physical fitness has reached the peak of human beings, so his hearing is also more sensitive than ordinary people.Hydra's screams were to him like a power drill into his head.

He felt like he was going deaf.

"This girl has really big lung capacity."

He painfully kneaded his irritated temples, sat down on the sofa opposite Natasha, and leaned Star Shield beside him.

"Lively is really lively."

"Don't you think it's cute?" Natasha Romanoff said briskly, "All the emotions are on the face...don't bother to think about what she's thinking. Simple and pure, will do it for Cap you A normal girl with big breasts and a screaming face."

"She screamed for you too." Steve Rogers didn't want to be outdone, "Why don't you change your code name in the future, don't call it Black Widow, call it Goddess."

The glamorous female agent smiled subtly upon hearing this.

She was about to speak, but was attracted by the voice from the second floor.

"—Why was it so noisy just now?"

Tony Stark rubbed his swollen head and leaned against the handrail in the corridor, and yawned.

The inventor who cried too hard yesterday was sleeping soundly, but was woken up by Hydera's screams one after another, with a splitting headache.His eyes were so red and swollen that he could barely open them. It took four ice cubes from the small refrigerator in the room to subdue the swelling.

"Who else could it be?"

Grant Bartuk, who was also drowsy, walked into the living room from the balcony, staggered to the bar, and began to grind coffee.

"That little bastard started blushing and screaming when he saw Agent Romanov. After seeing Captain America, he completely turned into a perpetual screaming chicken. He just turned into Bolt and ran back to the house... ..Maybe I went to make up and change clothes."

He grinned and laughed at the alien girl's slovenliness.

"Just now her hair looked like a failed ion perm."

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

"Why?" The inventor was at a loss, "Since I met her, she has never put on makeup, and her jeans, T-shirt, hot pants and suspenders are changing in rotation - there is no party recently, what are you wearing?"

Grant Bartook raised his jaw at Steve Rogers.

"Oh, Nata, welcome back Cap." Tony Stark waved his hand and continued to talk to Grant Batuk: "So why is she going to make up and change clothes?"

Grant Bartook rolled his eyes and pointed at Steve Rogers.

"Turn your eyeballs and they will fall out." Tony Stark still didn't understand the meaning of the agent's body movements. "Cap and Nata are back from the mobile satellite launch platform. I have eyes and can see."

Grant Bartook:  …

"Miss Potts deserves to break up with you, Stark." Mr. Agent said sincerely: "Your EQ and wink are ridiculously low."

Tony Stark: "Explain clearly, let Edwin put on the armor and spank your ass if you don't speak human words for personal attacks, boy."

Edwin: "Sorry, Sir, I don't have any special hobbies, so don't try to force me to do such indecent things."

"In short..." Grant Bartuk recalled what Maria Howard once said, and said with a smirk: "SheseemstohaveacrushonCaptainAmerica."

She seemed to be passionately, shyly and recklessly infatuated with Captain America the moment they met, so fascinated that she didn't want him to see any imperfect details of herself.

Tony Stark:  …

The inventor's expression is as if he saw a mammoth and an earthworm bond and spend their wedding night together.

He swallowed deep disgust, and began to think deeply about the question he had thought about before.

Is this alien female snake reproductively isolated from humans...?

No...is there anyway?

"...I'm a little dizzy." He said dazedly.

"I've been prepared for this." Grant Bartuk leaned against the bar and raised his cup, which contained already brewed coffee. "I brewed a pot, do you want to wake up, Mr. Stark?"

"Very much needed—"

"Grey cup, no milk and no sugar, right?" Grant Bartook took up Tony Stark's words very naturally.

The great inventor was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.

"Completely correct."

He walked down the stairs, picked up the gray cup that Grant Bartook had filled him with coffee, and leaned quite casually beside the agent.

"By the way, Grant, don't call me Stark, or I'll always think you're calling me dad."

"That—Tony?" Grant Bartook looked down at Tony Stark.

"It should have been called that long ago." The great inventor snorted.

"Do you know that the two of you are really gay?"

Natasha Romanov, who watched the interaction between the two and was completely ignored, commented sincerely.

"This is the friendship of men." Tony Stark retorted: "You vulgar women, you can't tolerate the sympathy between men, right?"

"You call this sympathy?" The glamorous female agent rolled her eyes, "I can only see two closeted straight men expressing their affection to each other."

"Deep closet? Straight man? What do you mean?" Steve Rogers took out his small notebook to record contemporary vocabulary from nowhere, and asked seriously with a pen, and was happy to find that he had a position to speak on this topic: "Say Come to think of it, Bucky and I get along in the same way, we have deep affection and a complicated relationship, he is like my relatives, siblings, part of my soul."

For the first time, Captain America embraces the position of the great inventor, but the inventor is not in the least honored.

"...You guys are gay." Tony Stark wrinkled his whole face in distaste, "I have never seen anyone who would retreat from the battlefield just because his friend said it was cold—at that time You almost caught the Red Skull!"

During World War II, Captain America, who captured the Red Skull, simply gave up the mission because Sergeant Barnes felt cold, and the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers knew it.

"--he was underage at that time!" Steve Rogers didn't think there was a problem with his overprotective attitude at all, and he said plausibly: "It's not good to leave the root of the disease!"

Tony Stark and Natasha Romanov gave Captain America an indifferent look, and even Grant Batuk averted his gaze to Captain America without giving it any thought. More chances for the mothers of "their family Bucky this, their family Bucky Na" to speak.

"Speaking of which, when did you get so familiar? I remember that you didn't even know Agent Bartuk before we went out on a mission." Natasha Romanov asked curiously: "Batuk, why are you in the Avengers?" building?"

Grant Bartook said, "That's because..."

The previously closed door on the second floor opened.

The blond girl, who was no longer slovenly than before, came out in all kinds of glamorous dresses. In the vision of the four stunned people in the living room below, she propped herself up on the railing and jumped down to the second floor slowly and beautifully in the graceful posture of a fairy descending to the world. Swaying step by step, he walked up to Captain America with a graceful catwalk, his brows were far away.His eyes are like autumn waves, his eyes are full of affection, and he speaks softly——

"Hi, I'm Hydera—"

Captain America reflexively picked up the shield placed next to him and threw it over.

The author says:

famous scene!finally appeared!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

In the comics, the captain really gave up on capturing the Red Skull because Bucky said he was cold.I fucking laughed my head off.

Adopt the setting of Steve as president in the ultimate universe.

We know that the Winter Soldier cannot be written because of the copyright madman Disney, so this article uses the image of the comic Bucky, a super cute underage!The captain protects him like a mother chicken! [Gay is also really gay.Specifically how gay is written later.If you think it's ooc or selling rot, it's not me, it's the original manga, that's it. 】

Another fan hurt me.My colleagues have always given me the impression that Captain America is a very gentle and restrained old cadre.In the end, this man didn't swear, but his mouth was so poisonous and scary.And [except in front of Baji] almost never smile.

Go and revisit the manga or movie if you don't believe me.

Congratulations to you for mentioning a different American team with a cold, seldom smile, poisonous mouth, and a little double standard√

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