The villain's national teacher always teases me

The heads of the various sects who thought they had been reborn, for a long time later, whenever they thought of that day, they regretted it, regretted it very much.

The intestines of regret are green.

In front of his eyes, he saw the golden cloud dissipate, and the golden robed emperor came from the sky.

The emperor of heaven has hair like frost and snow, but his face is elegant and handsome, and there is an unparalleled majesty in his gestures.He came Shi Shiran from the mid-air, and every time he took a step, there would be a golden lotus propped on his feet by the supreme dao intention.

It's hard to imagine the newly rising head of the sect. Such a noble and unparalleled emperor, decades ago, was just like them, just a mere head of the sect.

Although people are in charge of Chengxian school.Although at that time he was Taoist No.1.

All the cultivators lowered their eyebrows and lowered their eyes, kneeling and bowing. They glanced at the white cloud boots that didn't touch a trace of dust and passed by, and couldn't help taking a greedy breath.

The immortal energy wafting from the Emperor of Heaven, even just taking a breath is refreshing.

Hey, as expected of the Emperor of Heaven, in the face of such a powerful emperor, he is willing to respond to their request and come down to the earth to uphold justice for them.

The heads of the various sects in the palace had blew hundreds of rainbow farts in their hearts, and they only blew the emperor of heaven to be comparable to the gods. His meritorious deeds are unrivaled, and he saved thousands of people from suffering.

But seeing the Emperor of Heaven walk up to the hall, he gave a junior salute to the national teacher above him, and said indifferently: "Grand Master, what are you calling me for?"

Heads of each faction:? ? ?

Heavenly Emperor, you made a mistake, we burned the immortal charms!The head of Chu sold one thousand spirit stones, and we burned a whole hundred of them!

Wait, didn't Junlin betray the sect, why do you still recognize this Grand Master? ?

Everyone was dumbfounded, they didn't dare to breathe, they only heard the devil in the hall sneer: "I came to ask for the method of cultivation, but they are relying on the support of elders in the fairy world, so they have been reluctant to sign the donation book."

They also cultivated the Dao of killing and cutting, but the Heavenly Emperor Mianhua understood just a few words.

Immediately turned around, faced the kneeling cultivators, and faintly said a word: "Sign."

Cultivators: ...

The savior who had been waiting for so much turned his back in a blink of an eye, and even helped the evildoer to oppress the good little monk with the big villain.

Dare to be angry?

dare not...

Just one emperor can destroy the entire Taoist sect, and another emperor of heaven, ha ha.

Baobuqi also dragged down the elders in the fairy world, and his head was blown off as soon as he returned to the mountain gate.

The cultivators knocked out their teeth and swallowed their blood, and bitterly lined up to sign, swear, and hand in the Dharma.

The Emperor of Heaven looked at their orderly queue, nodded with satisfaction, and asked the national teacher: "Do you need the help of a magic weapon?"

The national teacher raised his eyebrows: "It's very good."

Everyone felt that something was wrong, and they heard the emperor's imperial order: "All factions offer [-]% of the magic treasures to the emperor."

Cultivators:! ! !

Longevity, the Heavenly Emperor is robbing, even more ruthless than King's Landing!

But what can they do, they still have to pay for the ring obediently.

The headmen burst into tears in their hearts, but they could only comfort themselves crazily.

Forget it, the treasures that the ancestors made their fortunes were brought by their Taoist ancestors of the Xianxian sect, so they are considered to be returned to their original owners.

Who made their family have no heavenly emperor and no emperor, woo woo.

……

Lang Zi's "experiment" went smoothly.

In just three days, the chief bodyguard was the first to reach the first level of marrow washing. The chief bodyguard, who could carry two small bodyguards, can now carry four!

The head of the guard carrying four young men on his shoulders: "Your Majesty, aura is really a good thing!"

The little guards were thrown up and down by him, screaming in fright: "Boss! That's enough! That's enough! It's going to fall to the ground!"

The chief guard had to put them down regretfully, and ran to lift the big stone in the courtyard of the Prince's Hall.

The Enlightenment Stone was as thick as two people hugging each other. He held it for a long time without moving, but he refused to stop.

Lang Zi was looking at the evaluation process of the hundred officials presented by the prime minister, glanced at it, and said with a smile: "If you can move it, I will grant you a wish."

The head of the guard's eyes lit up: "Your Majesty's words are serious?"

"Golden words, you can't fake it." Lang Zi paused, thinking of the national teacher, and just in case, he quickly added, "Just don't force others to make things difficult."

The chief guard nodded: "It's not a man! It's just a cat. Qiongmei always wants to play with Yunduo, but Yunduo always runs away. If I move this stone, His Majesty will order it not to run away, just let Qiongmei touch it back and forth. "

Yun Duo, who was lying on the top of the wall and watched the big and stupid man moving the stone, immediately exploded: "Meow meow?!"

You Tianyuan people are all sick! !

Don't pretend it doesn't know, except Qi Lan, every maid wants to play with it!each! !

Qiongmei was not happy when she heard this, her face was flushed, she ran out and kicked the head guard lightly.

"You idiot! I don't know if I asked His Majesty for it!"

The chief guard suddenly had a bitter face, and he didn't know what to promise, and looked at Qiongmei foolishly.

Huaiju and Xiangzhu always quarreled with Qiongmei, seeing this situation, they giggled.

Qi Lan also gave a low laugh, bent over and whispered something to Lang Zi.

When Lang Zi heard the gossip, he was startled, and looked at the chief guard and Qiongmei happily: "When did it happen?"

The still stupid chief guard: "What? When?"

Qiongmei blushed so much that she was about to bleed, she waved her hands again and again: "Nothing, nothing!"

He ran into the inner room in two or three steps, and refused to come out again.

The maids laughed even more.

Lang Zi had the melancholy feeling of a girl who couldn't help her father, sighed and looked at the chief guard: "Hey, you don't need to move this Enlightenment Stone anymore, if you can cultivate the foundation, I will make you a daughter-in-law ?”

When the little guards heard this, their faces were filled with joy, and they rushed to ask: "Your Majesty, do we have a little daughter-in-law?!"

Lang Zi: ...

I only have four maids, and I gave up Qiongmei. Do you still want it?no way!I don't have a wife yet!

"Go, go!" The chief guard waved his hand, with a distressed expression on his face, and knelt down to apologize, "Forgive me, Your Majesty. If you say this, I dare not practice Taoism anymore in a lowly position."

"Ok?"

The chief guard was afraid that His Majesty would cut himself off in anger, he was about to cry, and said in a trembling voice: "Humble... I already have a sweetheart, and I won't marry anyone but her..."

Qiongmei, who was eavesdropping on the door, was about to cry because of him. Before Lang Zi could make fun of him, she rushed out with a puffy face, poohing the head guard: "Aren't you stupid? Your Majesty promised me to you!"

The chief guard was tongue-tied: "Huh? Really, really?!"

This time, the yard was full of laughter, even Yun Duo rolled off the wall and fell on the head of Luo Hui who was meditating at the bottom of the wall, and one person and one cat fell into the peach blossom pile with a chatter.

The chief guard who received His Majesty's affirmative answer only felt that he was too slow to build the foundation, and he seemed to have unleashed infinite strength for a while, holding the Enlightenment Stone desperately.

Don't say it, it really made some noise for him.

The head of the guard used too much force, the palm of his hand scraped blood on the edge of the sharp stone, and the golden light shone on the Enlightenment Stone, and the word "fire" condensed after a short while.

The chief guard was startled, and looked at Lang Zi: "Your Majesty... this...is it clear?"

In this small courtyard, there were no more than a few dozen people, but there were actually two people with Dao roots. Lang Zi was overjoyed, and his smile was extraordinarily bright: "Of course."

I don't care about the rumor in Yuanzhou Pavilion that "fire monks are all idiots".

When His Majesty spoke, the guards and maids went to make trouble, congratulating the two newlyweds in a chaotic manner, asking them for wedding candies, and asking them when the wedding date was.

In the midst of the peach blossoms, the blush on Qiongmei's face is more beautiful and moving than the rouge sold in Cuiwei Building.

Lang Zi glanced at it enviously, and buried his head in the desk again.

According to the plan of the Prime Minister and the Taifu, the evaluation process of the hundred officials will only be completed in ten days, and only one department will be evaluated every day, and the grades and rankings will be corrected on the same day.There are nine departments in total, nine days of examinations, and a second verification of the selected officials is arranged on the last day, which lasts for a whole day.In addition to comparing past achievements, the selected officials also need to gather in front of the Chongming Hall, supervised by Lang Zi, and all of them can be called up to accept questions from their colleagues about the position.

Lang Zi thinks this idea is very clever, especially the first-of-its-kind inquiry meeting, which is simply a stroke of genius.

He has been to court twice in the past few days, and he has long discovered that officials do not recognize the abilities of his colleagues, which is probably a long-standing defect left by Da Yu's complicated bureaucratic system.If you go through this experience, you will not only be able to brush off those who get away with it by chance, but also allow officials from various departments to build trust in advance.

Lang Zi took out the test paper that the Tai Tuo presented together.

He had already warned the Taifu not to publish those literary poems and essays. Well-written articles do not necessarily mean that things are done well, which made the Taifu and all the cabinet scholars feel bald.

Unexpectedly, the test questions handed in today were exceptionally good, and the Taifu Memorial also mentioned that many of them were asked by folk craftsmen.

For example, the first question in the examination paper for the post of minister of the Ministry of Industry is "Please briefly explain how to build a bridge on a large river with fast flowing water."

Another example is the examination paper of the Minister of the Ministry of Households. The first question is "Last year, South Vietnam suffered a snowstorm. The Holy Order cut taxes for three years. However, South Vietnam's merchants have reaped a lot. The surplus is three times that of the previous year. Please calculate the total tax revenue of South Vietnam this year." No data. Reminder, this question tests the officials' memory of tax revenues in previous years, which is really difficult.

Lang Zi was very pleased.

He can't do it, but it doesn't prevent him from admitting that what he does is a pillar dedicated to the people.

Thinking that after more than ten days, there will be a whole nine departments handling these tedious memorials for him, Lang Zi became happier and ate an extra piece of cake.

He re-sealed the test paper, and added a hundred pieces of sincerity papers from Chengxian School to the file, and sent the junior internal officials to the Taifu together, eliminating the possibility of officials cheating from the source.

Near noon, Chu Xiaoji came to complain like a thunder.

What he drank was spirit wine, and he was drunk for three days as soon as he got drunk, and Gu Qianxun also took a three-day vacation.

Chu Xiaoji: "He is a big man, do you think I treat him lightly?"

He looked left and right looking for something to smash, but found that it was either Luohui or Yunduo that could be smashed, so he kicked off the ground angrily.

"Is he belittle me? When I woke up, my mouth was numb from his sucking!"

Lang Zi watched his nose, nose, and heart, as if he saw himself being molested by the national teacher through him.

Should!Make you greedy!Let you tell me a secret!

But he was not the one who sent his brothers to the sea of ​​fire. He threw Chu Xiaoji to Gu Qianxun that day because he thought that Gu Qianxun was an upright gentleman and would not mess around. Qianxun is no more than a mortal, if you want to hide from him, are you afraid you won't be able to hide?"

Chu Xiaoji shouted excitedly.

He was also confused and completely forgot about it.

Before taking two steps, he ran back with a sad face: "No, Gu Qianxun hanged himself when he said that I was not responsible. I thought about it, and he was not bad, so it would be a crime to just die like this?"

Lang Zi:? ? ?

You forced my general to hang himself?

Lang Zi silently took out the book from the storage ring and handed it to Chu Xiaoji. It was the day before yesterday that he made the chief guard to find it secretly.

"Brother can only help you here, go home and watch, be good."

Chu Xiaoji nodded gratefully, hid the book in his bosom, and ran away.

When I got home, I took it out and looked at the cover, "The Treasure of Flower Appreciation"?Tian Yuan's art of war has such a strange name?

When I opened it, I saw that there were pictures of men without any overlap, accompanied by text descriptions.

Chu Xiaoji was so angry that he almost couldn't swear.

God, what a treasure of flower viewing!Throughout the article, only chrysanthemums are appreciated!

Just as she was about to be burned, she thought about it, no, only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win a hundred battles, AhZi's thinking was correct.

He looked at it with relish again.

……

In the afternoon, after finishing his meal, Lang Zi nodded in satisfaction as he saw only half of the memorials left on the case, and decided to reward himself with a nap.

The maids were still in the yard discussing with Qiongmei how to do the wedding in a low voice, laughing a lot from time to time, Lang Zi didn't want to bother them, so he went into the bedroom to take off his clothes and get on the bed.

Eyes opened as soon as they were closed.

He asked coldly, "When did you come back?"

The person in Xie Li chuckled, scratched his earlobe, and said: "I came back at sunrise, and I was so obsessed with His Majesty's heroic appearance that I couldn't help myself, so I watched it for half a day without paying attention."

He asked again: "Your Majesty, do you understand?"

Naturally, he didn't ask the question of how to implement Taoism.

Lang Zi said with a straight face, "Not yet, but I'm sure, I really don't like men."

The man said "no".

The warm breath breathed on Lang Zi's face, still carrying a very faint woody fragrance, which made the tent too hot for a while.

The national teacher smiled faintly: "Then, does Your Majesty need my minister to help you figure it out?"

Lang Zi: ...

Don't think I don't know what you're up to!

Continue to keep a straight face: "Yes."

So, the national teacher raised Lang Zi's chin again.

This time there was a chance to refuse, but Lang Zi didn't.

He placed another light kiss on his lips.

When he got up, the national teacher had a smile in his eyes, and the affection in his eyes seemed to have been deposited for thousands of years.

"Your Majesty, how is it?"

Lang Zi didn't speak.

The heart in his chest that was about to jump to his throat told him plainly that he had fallen.

He really doesn't like men, he likes the national teacher.

pill.

The author has something to say:

Lang Zi: Rounding up, the national teacher is not a man.

National Teacher: =v=, a real man is not what he says, but what he does. Does Your Majesty understand?

Lang Zi: ... Boom!I don't want to understand in this life!

If it was ten years ago, I would have followed this chapter with a [-]-character boat drama.Eh, old.Vicissitudes of life.jpg

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