The villain's national teacher always teases me

With a thud, Chu Xiaoji got a slap on the face, and pinned him tightly.

Lang Zi pushed him away at the last moment, feeling relieved, "It's disgusting, it's great."

Thank goodness he didn't bend!

Chu Xiaoji:? ? ?

You say I'm disgusting?Still too good?

Chu Xiaoji was so angry that he was going to die, and he was so drunk that he wanted to push Lang Zi's hand away and continue to kiss him no matter what.

A gloomy male voice came from behind him: "What are your Majesty and King Xichu doing!"

Chu Xiaoji was startled, but he drank a little too much, looked back in a daze, but didn't recognize who this dripping person was.

Lang Zi was also taken aback, thinking that the national teacher had returned, he lifted Chu Xiaoji's head and saw that it was okay, it was not the national teacher, but Gu Qianxun.

Bah, he's not crooked, why are he afraid of the national teacher!

Gu Qianxun, a dignified eight-foot man, now has scarlet eyes, he doesn't know whether he is angry or sad, and he doesn't care that there are still little fishes jumping out of his boots, pointing tremblingly at Lang Zi and Chu Xiaoji, with that posture, It's like the cuckold king who caught his wife and a wild man in bed.

"You...you actually..."

Gu Qianxun is now in charge of the [-] forbidden troops in the capital, and he is still a general of soldiers and horses. Although Lang Zi is not afraid of him, he is not willing to let such important officials misunderstand that he has a problem with his style.

Hastily said: "Why is General Gu here? I am drinking and joking with the King of Western Chu. Don't get me wrong."

Gu Qianxun didn't believe it, she gritted her teeth and looked at Chu Xiaoji, her words were stern: "How is he better than me?!"

Lang Zi: ...

How could I be better off without you!Why do you sound like a resentful husband?

Chu Xiaoji hiccupped, feeling that he was confused, so he hooked his arms around Lang Zi's neck.

"Ah Zi is my brother!" Chu Xiaoji said, "Of course he is better than you! He is the best in the world!"

Lang Zi suddenly felt that if he hadn't been wearing the imperial crown, Gu Qianxun would have swallowed him alive.

He quietly broke off Chu Xiaoji's arm, walked away from him, coughed, and said: "The king of Xichu is drunk, Ai Qing helps him go back and rest."

Gu Qianxun was taken aback.

Lang Zi: "He's really drunk."

That side of Chu Xiaoji was still sticking to him, and kept yelling: "I'm not drunk! I want to kiss you! Who told you to be hard—"

Lang Zi quickly interrupted and said loudly: "He is really drunk!!"

Just before Chu Xiaoji kissed him again, Gu Qianxun took three steps in parallel, threw him on his shoulders, and bid farewell to the panic-stricken His Majesty.

Lang Zi's heart was still thumping, thinking that this would not work, if Chu Xiaoji continued to talk nonsense with Gu Qianxun in private, wouldn't everyone know that he couldn't get hard?

He hurriedly shouted at their backs: "Ai Qing remembers, Xiaoji likes to talk nonsense and mess with his relatives when he's drunk, don't let him see other people."

He saw from a distance that Gu Qianxun's back was stiff, and then he covered Chu Xiaoji's head, and his pace became much faster, finally he was relieved.

A dead fellow Daoist never dies a poor daoist, rest in peace, rookie, who let you provoke someone, General Gu.

Yue Mo ran into General Gu who was carrying the King of Western Chu on his shoulders, and the head of the guard Xuan even came to plead guilty, saying that he really didn't desert this time, and he didn't know why he slipped in like a living person.

Lang Zi was in a very good mood, so of course he wouldn't blame him, and he kindly let him take half a day off.

Gu Qianxun dared to swim in the lake wearing armor in order to chase Chu Xiaoji, and his life was lost, so what else could he say.

The chief guard was flattered.

After returning to the bedroom, Lang Zi changed the memorial in the courtyard.

In the past, the Emperor of Yu used to handle government affairs in Tianlu Hall, but when he entered there, he couldn't help thinking of Emperor Yu, so he moved his things to the palace early, and only met with important officials in Tianlu Hall.

The maids tended a lot of flowers and trees in the yard. It was spring, peaches and pears were competing for fragrance, and the breeze passed by, and the petals fluttered like snow.

Lang Zi brushed off a piece of pear petal on the paper, took a sip of tea, and wrote the word "ke".

The transfer of Western Chu and Nanyue's feudal lands to Zhoucheng was carried out in an orderly manner. The king of Nanyue wrote a letter to thank the winter court for the disaster relief, and asked to come to Beijing to thank Shengen.

Before the unification of Dayu, the world was divided into three parts, with Xichu in the west, Nanjin in the south, and Yuguo in the middle.The Western Chu State is very powerful and has been fighting against the Great Yu for many years, while the Southern Jin Dynasty has a good relationship with the Yu State.Although monks are not allowed to be involved in the political affairs of the mortal world, how the countries develop in the mortal world is closely related to Taoism. However, the completion of Yuhuang's great cause may not be so smooth.

After the surrender of the Southern Jin Dynasty, he asked himself to change the name of the fief to Nanyue to show his attachment.The current king of Nanyue is Ning Feiyu, the nephew of Ning Shuyan, the sword master of the Chengxian School.

Lang Zi didn't take this child seriously either, he came whenever he wanted, saving Chu Xiaoji from being embarrassed and uncomfortable staying in the capital as a king, and not comfortable going anywhere.

The prime minister and the Taifu have already started to change the official system, saying that a regulation will be drawn up in a few days.

The most troublesome thing for Zi Zi now is the matter of the cultivation of Taoism by the whole people.

The national teacher said to go to the Zhongxian sect, but he didn't know what to do.

He took out the sound-transmitting jade slip from his pocket, and his palms were sweating, but he didn't use it in the end.

The national teacher is so treacherous, only he can deceive others, how can others deceive him.

Lang Zi rubbed the corner of his lips, feeling slightly annoyed again, pinched a piece of peach blossom crisp and chewed viciously.

Yun Duo just happened to pass by the yard, glanced at him, shook his snow-white fluff, rushed up to his table, and rolled over.

Lang Zi hugged the kitten on his lap and stroked it a few times. It felt soft and pleasing to the touch.

He asked Yun Duo, "Where's Luo Hui?"

Yun Duo raised his head and meowed at a pine tree in the southeast corner.

Luo Hui was huddled in the tree and meditating, not too panicked by the pine needles.

Qi Lan refilled Lang Zi's tea by the side, and said with a smile: "The national teacher assigned him homework, saying that he would enter Taoism within five days, and Xiao Luohui cried for half a day yesterday, and now he is sitting down."

He hugged Yun Duo into his arms again and rubbed it, "And you, why don't you practice Taoism? Later, when the chief guard comes, he will train you again."

Little Yunduo drooped her ears, rubbed her head against her chest pitifully, whimpered, and then climbed up the tree to follow Luohui to practice.

God knows why a big devil in the Rahu world wants to cultivate the way of Tianyuan!

But the chief guard is really unreasonable, he can directly tie it upside down and hang it on a tree. Now it is just a kitten, and it has no power to resist.

Lang Zi thought for a while, then asked Qi Lan: "Little Fairy Qi Lan, what do you think if ordinary people can practice Taoism?"

Qi Lan was startled, then covered his mouth and chuckled again, "Your Majesty just joked, immortality is not so easy to cultivate, if everyone can practice Taoism, wouldn't this world be in chaos, and who would be able to cultivate it?" ?”

Her words reminded Lang Zi.

Indeed, if the people are obsessed with cultivating the Tao and no one is farming, those who do not follow the Tao may starve to death.

Qiongmei, who was following behind, said: "It's good to practice Taoism. If everyone can fly to the sky and escape from the earth, farming can be done with half the effort. There is no need for the common people to hope for good weather every day, just use a fairy method to make it rain. .”

Xiangzhu echoed: "I heard that immortal masters don't need to eat every day, and the diet is much less. They don't need to plant so much land."

Huaiju also said: "Your Majesty, if the common people can practice Taoism, then if they encounter a snow disaster like that in South Vietnam, wouldn't so many people die..."

Lang Zi's heart moved slightly.

People in the world practice Taoism and strengthen their bodies, so to speak, it only harms the interests of the rulers, and it is more beneficial to the public.

He is not rare to be a ruler, and he has nothing to fear.

In the afternoon, Lang Zi called all the palace servants into the yard, and beside him, there was a pile of foundation-building method that Luo Hui had transcribed as a lesson.

Standing in the courtyard, his voice was firm and resounding like a torrent of bells: "Everyone knows that Dao is hard to find, but I have a great wish, that everyone in the world can practice Dao, and that before natural disasters and man-made disasters, there will be some self-preservation." force."

After a pause, he continued: "I haven't checked whether you have a Dao foundation, but I know that as long as ordinary people work hard, they can at least build a foundation. If everyone is willing to swear allegiance to the Yu Kingdom until death, they can receive a book of Dharma. , and start the fairy road from now on.”

A good thing came from heaven, the palace people looked at each other in blank dismay.

The chief guard was called back in the middle of his vacation, wondering if he had been found out for another foolish thing he had done. Hearing what Lang Zi said, he rubbed his hands and was the first to swear.

Hey, he stared at Luo Hui and Yun Duo to learn the Tao, and he had long wanted to practice Taoism, but he couldn't understand those formulas, His Majesty's actions were simply giving pillows when he fell asleep.

What's the point of taking an oath? On the day he joined the army, he had already sworn an oath of allegiance to the Holy Majesty, and it was just one more time.

Although the guards of the Crown Prince's womb always felt that the boss's brain was not good enough, they were willing to listen to him, and followed him to take an oath to receive the Taoism.

The little eunuchs originally had the lowest sense of belonging.They entered the palace at a young age, and they were already far from being perfect, but they heard that His Majesty abolished the eunuch system when he ascended the throne, so they broke down in tears yesterday, followed by swearing allegiance to the country of Yu, added the sentence "Also loyal to Your Majesty", and wept behind the guards.

Let’s not talk about how well you can cultivate, everyone has already heard that Taoist disciples have to go through three or five assessments, and they can only cultivate after passing through the checkpoints. It’s their turn, but it’s so simple. I don't know how much easier it is to get the exercises.

Immediately everyone is grateful.

Lang Zi also didn't know whether the vows made by people who have not entered the Tao will automatically become Taoist oaths after entering the Tao.He was just asking for peace of mind.

What the maids said is correct, the people have more strength to survive when they are stronger, but if their ability grows too fast for a while, it is easy to cause the world to fall into chaos.

Any truth comes from practice, and no one can say whether human nature is good or evil, so he took the palace people of the womb as samples, and it would be good to see the effect first.

Both him and Luo Hui are here, so there won't be too much trouble.

The rest of the people had received the method and went back to practice on their own, only Qi Lan and other four maids were left in the courtyard.

The few of them saw that the booklet recording the practice was gone, but they were not too angry, they just complained a few words in frustration.

"Hmph, Your Majesty is just like those ordinary people, forbidding us women to practice Taoism."

"Hey, thinking about it carefully, I still feel a little sad."

"It's as if you can become immortal masters, hurry up and prepare refreshments."

"Forget it, we just serve His Majesty well, and we are not greedy for those."

Lang Zi laughed, "Little fairies, how dare I treat you badly?"

Immediately, he found the Dao-experiencing stone from the Chengxian sect from the ring, and put it in the yard, it was a huge piece, and the startled maids exclaimed repeatedly.

"Let's all go and touch it. If you have Dao roots, you have to choose the method carefully."

The maids have never seen the Dao-testing stone, they only heard it from the scriptures, saying that taking a drop of fingertip blood can test whether a mortal has Dao roots.

They were all afraid of pain, you pushed me, I pushed you, and pushed Qi Lan out.

Qi Lan shook his head helplessly, "Three cowards."

Not giving in anymore, he pulled out the golden hairpin, pierced his index finger, and pressed it against the boulder.

The boulder was made of golden light, and thousands of runes on it seemed to come alive, moving and flickering, and within a short time, they converged into the huge word "killing".

The weak and coquettish Qi Lan is actually the rarest killer Daogen in the world?

Lang Zi was also taken aback, but his expression remained calm, and he made up his mind to recommend Qi Lan to him as his second apprentice when the national teacher came back.

Seeing that Qi Lan was detected as Dao Gen, Qiongmei and the others were eager to try, not afraid of bleeding, and scrambling to jump up.

After the three people pressed it, there was no response from the Dao Test Stone.

Those who have Dao roots choose one in a million, and they can still accept it, but the envious eyes of sister Qi Lan's envy straighten.

Qi Lan appeased her one by one, and promised Qiongmei to embroider her handkerchief, and promised Huaiju and Xiangzhu to find those beauty-beautifying spiritual fruits for them when she entered the Tao and could control the sword.

Finally, he spread his hands: "I haven't started to practice yet. You have so many requests, why don't you just ask your Majesty to come down quickly."

They came to pull Lang Zi's sleeves noisily again.

Lang Zi couldn't help the little girl acting like a baby, so he quickly poured out the spiritual fruit from the ring, begging them to let him go back and change the memorial.

I can't finish the revision today, and there will be a lot tomorrow, so I didn't sleep at night, woo.

Lang Zi didn't know that the national teacher who was thousands of miles away had a magic weapon called the Dust Observation Mirror.

It is an upgraded version of the Avalokitesvara in the Chengxian school. Regardless of the scope or cultivation level, you can see the people or things you want to see wherever you want to see.

The national teacher sat in the main hall of Wangwupai and had been looking at it for most of the day.

More and more heads of various sects gathered below saw him frowning and sneering for a while, only thinking that the emperor was moody as before, and none of them dared to say anything, so they quickly sent messages to familiar sects, urging them to come quickly.

The national teacher raised his head coldly, squinted his eyes and said: "Everyone, you can think about it. If you agree to hand over the practice method of our school, you can press your fingerprints and swear."

Everyone was as silent as a cicada, looking cowardly at the huge book of donations in the hall, no matter how angry and unwilling they were in their hearts, they did not dare to explode.

Who is King's Landing?Aside from his former status as the Heavenly Emperor of Extermination, he is also the Taoist companion of Wumu Taoist ancestor, the only direct disciple of the founder of Taoism.

All schools of Taoism are passed down from the ancestors of Wumu Taoism. After thousands of years, various schools have revised and modified them, and they have never deviated from the original category.

Now, he came to take back what belonged to his Taoist companion and master, so how could the rest have room to comment?

All the sect masters knew this resignation, from now on they feared that their sect would not have a bright future, and were also afraid of his power, so they dared to stall for time until the savior came.

Not long after, the golden cloud fell to the ground outside the hall, and the reverberation of Taoism belonging to the immortal resounded through Mount Wangwu.

Everyone was overjoyed.

The Emperor of Heaven really came and they were saved.

The author has something to say:

Gu Qianxun is a mortal, but in history there were warriors who wore armor and swam, it's not just a fabrication.

And, the words that were not coded yesterday will continue today, crying.

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

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